WHO'S READY FOR 5,000 DOLLARS AND A FREE GF TOMORROW!!!?!!?!?!?
>>545405751I'm also ready for my Ken Paxton bet to put me back to even on Kalshi
>>545405751>free gfthey cost way more than the $5,000
>>545405751Let's gooooooo
>>545405855KekThat's nuts
>>545405751I voted for this
>>545405751How will Trump know you voted for him?
>>545405751orange nigger already owes me at least 7k
>>545405855>basedbooru dot com
>>545405751I'm beginning to think these threads are liberals mocking us.
>>545406126>us you talking about yourself?
>>545405751
I’m just here for the GM and 41%
>>545405751Im voting Trump.
>>545405751She needs to be wearing sexier clothes
>>545406858Based goyim
oh, its a big one! SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS CHRIST ITS TEARING MY ASSHOLE APARTMIGGER I THINK IM NOT GONNA MAKE IT THIS TIME ITS SPLATTERING EVERYWHERE, THE DOOR DOES NOTHING wew, anyways what were you saying?
>>545405751jeet
>>545405751>>545405855>>545406009/thread
>>545405751waifu saved
>>545405751>AND A FREE GFcringe
>>545405751>6% chance of getting $5k>0% chance of getting gf
Can I choose who my free gf is
>>545405751I hope the first question Trump gets on Wednesday morning is "Do you think you should have offered people $10,000 instead?"
>>545405751best we can do is WW3 for israel and continued suppression of the epstein files
>>545410203>99% chance of hillary winning the election
>>545405751These are bots, right?Who unironically believes they're getting 5k regardless of the outcome?
>>545405855Y-y-you lost t-tranny
>>545405751You won't get shit.
>>545416066KEK
>>545405751GFs are free. You can just pick them up at the park. I have 2,348 GFs.
>>545405751'lig on the 'log o'algo
>>545416066Trump is the antichrist and you're heading to hell.
>>545416189hawt saved
>>545416146
>>545405855bro, you ain't gonna get this anywhere else.I fucking love this place, kek.
>>545405751Trump will give EVERYBODY $5000 EXCEPT people with student load debt. In that case it will go towards paying off their debt. They WILL get a post card saying "pay your debts faggot!"You will also have to prove you are a US citizen, and that you are not dead.>>545416189I'm not really a cat person, but I'm willing to make an exception.