>Omg! A girl ALLOWED ME to spend MY OWN MONEY ON HER! Zoinks! This is epic for the win!!!Modern men are fucking pathetic
Are you not a modern man, anon?What do you do that's different?
>>545422009I mean you are here seething about a guy having a good timeJealous much?
>>545422362Rape
>>545422009Either she's keen on him and taking initiative or she's scamming him for a night of free drinks, a peck on the cheek then she goes home with some Chad Thundercock who didn't have to spend a dime on her.
>>545422482>she's scamming him for a night of free drinks, a peck on the cheek then she goes home with some Chad Thundercock who didn't have to spend a dime on her.He was only with her for 2 hours. You know which one it was.
>>545422009So...you're saying you like men?
>>545422009Drinkluder (drink sluts) is a swedish term describing girls only flirting with you to get free drinks.
>>545422362I have had this sort of thing happen and I just make it really awkward. I’ll stare at her and the bartender and then go>oh! Uh, hold on, let me get, um..And then pat around for the wallet. Then the very second either her or the bartender’s face expression changes, I immediately widen my eyes and look at her saying:>hey can you get this one for us?And if she pulls out her purse I immediately tell the bartender what *I* want to drink.If she doesn’t pull out her ourse she usually gets too fristrated and we leave the barside together. Usually at that point she’s trying to scam me so she’ll politely exit the conversation, or give me a catty insult and then try to leave. If she insults, I grin and laugh and pretend to think it was a complement. I just act like a happy go lucky idiot. Usually she will buy my drink and THEN dip out, so I’m usually the one who ends up with free drinks at the bar with this method.You have no idea how much of a master lurch I really am. I can outroastie ANY roastie.
>>545422009YouTube got rather mad at me for commenting on this saying a girl tried this on me once and I told her she was way too fat and ugly for me to buy her a drin. Her simp orbiters all got offended and tried to make a thing but didn’t realize I was there with at least a dozen of my friends. In the end the ruckus got the bar shut down by the police for he night.
>>545422714Hey, king. Try my method. In goymoney i’m the DrinkMeister
>>545422805This is the most autistic thing I have read in my life
>>545422009uhhhh did you forget he might have the opportunity to get hpv from a bpd single mother and have sex once or twice???
>>545422875I was just trying to teach other autosts how to get free drinks. If I dont go into detail they wont know how to seal the deal. I tried this most recently 2 days ago on halloween. I wasn’t even dressed up as anything
>>545422875You need to lurk moar then. Let a playa play.
>>545422830What is the final solution to the simp/orbiter question (the overconfident fat girl question also needs its own final solution)
>making a twitter screen cap thread on a political board about a guy buying a girl a drink OP truly is a faggot
Thank God I am not a white muttmerican cattle man
>>545422534this is correct. spend that money on yourself instead and just roll up after midnight
