Why hasn't he saved the maga movement yet
>>545423814This guy's fall from grace into homelessness and lolcowdom conveniently seemed to coincide with Trump being exposed as ziobot conartist pedophile protector who sold everybody out to enrich himself. Imagine having to gaslight your audience how Trump is still winning and playing 4D chess after all that has happened the past year and a half. Styx doesn't have to now that he's seemed to now that he's in jail or died or whatever happened to him.
he tried bro
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>>545424040Styx has battlescars from being a badass pirate outlaw.
>>545423814Lolbergs have never looked more clownish, retarded and full of crap than they have for the past ~12 years.>I belief in freedoms>stop taxing my little binky, Reeee my shekel, my shekel, you thief my shekelcoins, helpYeah well those shitskins they don't care about your faggy little anarcho-retard freedoms, monkey.Your moral degenerates on the left? They don't give two flying Fucks about your stingy shekel grubbing either, they'll rip if right out of your hands while taking a toke off of a joint.And nobody, no one, cares anymore about the Constitutional shitpaper anymore, unless they need to empty their bowels. That's just a weapon to wield upon the other side and keep them cucked. Zoomers don't give a damned, it has no real teeth. That Lee Greenwood shit is dying like an old wasting away boomer in hospice.The only solution and way forward is collectivized. One way or another. This atomization nonsense is losing the race to absolutely everything else.Styx is just going to have to drink himself to death and cope.Now is not springtime for lolbergs anymore.
>>545423814>>545424040Is that Asmongold?
>>545424099Wtf is going on in this video?
>>545423814Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.Styx Laptop pledge drive:https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4>Petition to make Styx get a jobhttps://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software
>>545424040>its da jooosHe's an alcoholic, you bozo
>>545424765You're just as retarded as he is for picking a sideProtip: They ALL hate youAnd that's why he deserved it, along with everyone else
>>545424979Nuh-uhIt was a woman, actuallyHe's on the run from domestic chargesNo telling if he's gotten but actually we'd know because someone would have looked him up.
>>545424997Whatever you say amoeba. Squish.
>>545424226this is what scurrvy does to a motherfucker
>>545423814never stick your dick into crazy. Not even once. Far too many examples.
>>545423814He used to have some unique takes, but when I saw his videos in the last years it was always some fox new Facebook slopz just less coherent. Halfway through the first Trump presidency, he seemingly decided to pivot to a neocon grift instead of going full America first.
>>545424040ALL of his problems stem from having a complete boomer-esque view on women. And really that's kind of it. A lesson ive been trying to teach you faggots for 15 years now and you plug your ears screaming that women are wonderful. Kek. Enjoy the fruits of your labor then.
>>545423814he just needs more money for laptop repairs
>>545425646Actually all his problems stem from being a demon worshipping alcoholic and not having money for laptop repairs
>>545423814He wants the triple-crown:wealth, fame, and power.In copious amounts, might I add.Maga was slowing him down. Daily uploads were slowing him down.You might not like it, but this is what peak cooking looks like.What ever comes next from the mind of warwick, we will not be prepared
>>545425782As a thought experiment, let's say styx-y boy remained celibate for the last 15 years. (And enabled some degree of ad revenue, even a fraction this whole time). Would he be where he is now?
>>545423814Hes looking a little better here
>>545423814He's too busy caring for the mentally handicapped girl he groomed and moved in with in order to avoid arrest.
>>545423814isn't he brain dead? i saw a video where someone said styxhexenhammer had a stroke and that's all his youtube video titles are mispelled
>>545424979That wasn't my point, dummy. I was merely pointing out all of Styx's arguments for supporting Trump have been wrong (especially the one about Trump not able to be bought by lobbies because he's already a billionaire LMAO), but Styx doesn't have to own up to any of it (or cope about it all being 4d chess) to his migger audience because he went on a drunken stupor and ruined his life to the point where he is unable to make content.
>>545426514There was a theory about all the typos in his video titles were intentional to make him look he does have some sort of brain damage and therefore unfit to face any sort of consequences to whatever legal issues he has.
