I would've just jumped before it hit the ground, they could've survived, a kid survived another plane crash doing this exact same thing and survived (barely, but hes alive)
is that at least mach 1?
>>545426197SYDNEY, Aug. 14 (Xinhua) -- A 12-year-old boy has emerged the sole survivor of a light aircraft crash in western Australia's West Papua which killed eight others after the boy's father jumped from the Swiss-made Pilatus PC-6 Porter with him in his arms moments before impact."As the plane was falling to the ground, his father embraced him and then they jumped," the boy's uncle told local media Tuesday."The father hit his head on a rock and was killed while (the boy) was knocked out."The crash occurred in the Oksibil district of West Papua on Saturday when, according to media reports, the plane entered a dark cloud and came out onto a cliff.This triggered the emergency alarm and prompted the father of the boy to exit the plane with his son in his arms, saving his life.After the incident, when the boy regained consciousness, he crawled back inside the aircraft where he was rescued early on Sunday.When he arrived at hospital the boy's condition was stable with only a minor injury to his right hand, a doctor said."He arrived at the hospital in a stable hemodynamic condition," hospital head Heri Budiono said. "He has no serious bleeding, just a few (minor) injuries."The bodies of all eight victims have been recovered from the crash site and will be returned to their families.
>>545426161thisit woudn't of gone down like that if i was on that plainmidas whale jump before it was a mute point
>>545426161I'd normally fancy my chances of jumping out just before it hits the ground, but it was travelling incredibly fast, it would require impeccable timing
>>545426294he also couldve landed on one of those power cables and that wouldve cushioned the fall, trying something is just better than waiting to die
>>545426161what if they all jumped out and held hands in a circle and spun like a frisbee until gently landing on ground?
>>545426161A woman will be 36000 ft in the air and still hit the curb
>>545426161qrd? i dont read the news
This is why you should always carry an umbrella when flying. If there's trouble you just Mary Poppins your way out of it. Dumb libtards don't understand
>>545426361The wall comes for all
>>545426197"Safest way of travel" my ass.The safest way to travel is me hauling my ass to the fridge and back.Never left my city, proud of that fact.
>>545426361plane crash in usa yesterday, 9 dead, copilot was 20yo
>>545426343Kek
>>545426439There's a big world out there
>>545426161Jets are pressurized so you couldn't even open the door below 10k feet altitude and at that rate of descent there would be less than a 20 second window to open the door and jump out, while being tumbled around the cabin of course. If you did make it out with 10 seconds to spare you might be able to slow down significantly towards the terminal speed for a falling human (120 mph) which is still fatal in 99% of cases.
>>545426564Yeah and I'm exploring it in full HD.
>>545426161smartest Brazilian
>>545426161A plumber from Israel could save a larger aircraft nosediving due to some terrorist attack but a girlboss with a pilot license couldn't do the same with a lighter one, very funny world.
>>545426161>I would've just jumped before it hit the groundit's hard to believe, but it's true
>>545426439Which city? I'm in Piter.
>>545426601ekb
I hate AI slop so much it's unreal.
>>545426583what if you did this with a one person couch but used it to cushion the blow instead of jumping off?
>>545426439A Russian with good sense, rare pokemon
>>545426583this. father couldve held the kid in his arms and throwed him as hes about to hit the ground
>>545426161>small plane moving at ~700mph>perfectly recorded by a low-res dash cam (rear camera to boot, which is usually much lower quality than the front cam)this shit is so unbelievably fake. My iPhone can't even take good quality video of F1 cars so I had to buy a DSLR, yet we're to believe that a plane moving at 700-800mph for 1-2 frames wasn't blurry as fuck?
>>545426651It's enhanced but the plane really was at that angle
why didn’t they tear the wings off and start flapping them like a bird to land safely?
>>545426161how did a 60ft plane and the people in it turn into a puddle the size of a kids pool in the backyard? how is that possible?
So I gotta ask this question again.. if the 9/11 jumpers did this with an office chair and a car airbag, with a way to manually trigger the airbag.. would it provide enough force to save them before hitting the ground? Or is gravity still going to turn them into paste?
>>545426161How can you navigate a falling plane at that speed? It crashed from peak in 100 seconds
>>545426868It pulled the tail out of its robotic ass, which is not in the original and some are speculating it's because it was missing and not just because of compression/low light. AI "enhanced" slop is worthless and misleading, worse than no footage at all.
>>545426161>>545426235how come they don't give the passengers parachutes?
>>545427119The airbag would have to equal force of gravity but in opposite direction.
>>545427296because it costs too much and they dont wanna have to pay fees for life if you make out of it alive, so yea, once you enter an airplane ur whole life is in the hands of a random person that could fall asleep or stroke to death
>>545427296Because it’s unethical
>>545426161>I would've just jumped before it hit the groundthat takes twice the impulse as just hitting the ground and stopping takes
>>545426439Lol theres no fuckingn way you've spent your entire life inside 1 city?If so, I am truly impressed
>>545426575LMFAO
>>545427296statistics showed that deploying a parachute in an emergency is linked to plane crashes
>>545427458as opposed to dying?
>>545426793this is some other crash, if its not outright fake AI, takeshithe plane in OP is not a learjet
>>545426161>I WOULD'VE JUST JUMPED BEFORE I HIT DA GROUND LAWLZkys monkeyboy
>>545427530maybe there is some kind of a causal relationship
>>545426161Yeah bro I don't know why didn't just ask for a big trampoline or mattress to land on, this whole thing could have been avoided.
>>545426235Based, fuck physics
>>545426161mudshark taking her ownself out. pretty based
>>545427302Thats my question ultimately.. airbags are pretty fucking powerful, we've all seen the vids of people getting flung 15 feet in the air during shitty airbag pranks... If I could time travel, id give one of the jumpers an airbag just to see if it could happen
>>545427633plane probably didnt crash steep, but flatpeople onboard probably died of blunt-force trauma or plane exploding, same as the father knocking his head on a rock
>>545426583Ok but why wouldnt this work? Like actually?
>>545427636Those are two spics, one is 10% more nigger (at most).
>>545427587We have to remove the parachutes until we can figure out what's going on
>>545426161we humans have the most massive glutes on the planet, so its possible to pull it off. but the plane would be pushed into the ground even harder.
>>545426564>There's a big world out thereYeah bro. Think of all the different walmarts and mcdonalds and costcos they are missing out on by not travelling.
>>545427663But it's like hitting the ground but in opposite direction. They would be smushed jelly but flung upwards.
>>545427685How much kinetic energy can you generate in the opposite direction by pushing your feet off of a chair? Not as much as you have accumulated with the downward acceleration due to gravity of your mass from the point you jumped from, right? How high can you jump? Say you can vertical jump and get your feet an entire 3 feet from the floor without pulling your legs up. That's as much upward force as you can effect on your body with one push of your legs, at best. The chair doesn't even have an equal amount of mass/inertia for you to generate all of that force by pushing off of it in midair. Now you have cut max 2 feet off of your 7 storey drop, and the chair hits the ground very slightly sooner than you do.
>>545427633>>545427685it would work, physics havent been figured out 100%, theres still nuances to it
>>545426564my dream is to visit the alcatraz island in US one day, after watching the movie and seeing that it still up and running is kind of cool
>>545426161A week before this happened I dreamed I was in a plane crash only it crashed into the ocean. But the view was right out the cockpit straight down.
>>545426325Did anyone on the ground die?
>>545427489You rip out a chair, jump out on the chair, then jump off the chair right before it hits the ground.Easy.
>>545427685Even if you could correctly time the jump, your human legs aren't strong enough.
>>545426564Their dream is to install jammers and live in metro tunnels.
>>545427097Speed, force and the impact area was bigger than you make out. Plane was probably 120m per second or something.
> just jump broAI answer:> "To reach an upward take-off velocity (or peak speed) of 200 mph (approx. 89.4 m/s) against Earth's gravity, you would need to jump to a height of about 407 meters (1,337 feet) using energy conversion principles."assuming the chair coming with you is the same weight as you: you'd have to jump 2x (407m) ~= 800m high.(800 meter jump, good luck)> that percentage will be proportionally higher if the chair is a smaller mass yo you.
New season of air crash investigation gonna be fire
>>545428519i forgot to mention 180mph(200mph in answer) is the terminal velocity for a 'head first(not bellyflop)' profile.
>>545428600Does fire mean good?
>>545428519
>>545426161its a fake psyop to see how easily the public will believe a made up story. they did this with harry dresden. the us government has access to completely unfiltered ai video generation and is currently testing the public with fake but believable news stories using video that is entirely ai generated. notice how there is no street name given for this event? ask anyone in florida if they know where this happened
>>545428614'fire' means 'spectacular' (so, it means good in this case)
>>545428614Oui
>>545427097Let me put this in a way you can understand Make lego plane, now smash lego plane. HUH WHERE LEGO PLANE GOlego = atoms
>>545428686I'm learning!
btw planes dont just nosedive into pedestrian streets
>>545428698That girl has fire tits!
>>545428653>1337Sounds like only no scopers can pull it off.
>>545426235>chong bews agency Western planes don't crash.
>>545426161Pilot flying was a 55 year old white male.Passengers were a tech spying company (one that tracks your IP over several websites and tries to identify you as an individual) CEO and his family, friends and a nanny.
psyop. planes dont just nosedive into pedestrian streets. this comment will get drowned out by generic filler comments
>>545428082Ah, but what about a series of air bags that go off at slightly different increments? You could just sit on a stack of those and slowly decelerate, provided that they were braced against something much heavier than you.
>>545428421No, no one was hit. Only the 9 on the plane died.
>>545428820this, i don't see why is this such a tragedy that a bunch of ultra-rich fucks died.
>>545426197>>545426325were any steel beams melted?
>>545428894Pretty lucky nobody got bullseyed
>>545428977Yes and then everything collapsed mainly due structural failure coz the fire was just too hot.
>>545428893Wouldn't a parachute be easier?
>>545428936I feel bad for the two toddlers though.
For starters try jumping off a moving car going 200km/h and see how that works out for you.Next think about jumping off a plane crashing at light speed
>>545429040I didn't even know about it because mutts just report about the 20 year old woman copilot.I think they just hate children.
Am I the only one curious how exactly they managed to crash in that angle? Like diving straight down?How is that even possible? Just pull up?
>>545426329No, only casualties were the people in the plane
the trick is to aim for a bush as you jump from the plane.
>>545426439It's not safe for you. Army recruiters could break into your home and forcefully send you to the frontlines anytime.
>>545426325OH MY GOD LOOK OUT THE WINDOWWE'RE OUT OF TI- ACK
>>545427296Most people don't know how to use them or land safely.The plane also needs to be stable. Hard to jump out if you can't even get up from your seat.
>>545426235Insane respect for the father, I pray that his son finds a good father figure and is led by the forces of God. May Satan and his goblin feminists never have him.
>>545426235Literally a picture of a stowaway kid who died as a plane was taking off. Way to be a fucking retard.
>>545428217Alcatraz is fucking sick. My parents went and met picrel who was locked up with either Capone or Machine Gun Kelly (forget which). He was doing a meet and greet and apparently was still healthy and full of energy. There's some crazy redpills in the book like "back then cigarettes didn't cause cancer" and the like. Gotta get out there myself
>>545429294Two more weeks am I right XD
>>545428791
>I would've just jumped before it hit the groundEven if you could have gotten out from being G-force stuck to the ceiling of the plane, (fantastical), how would have you stopped your own momentum?
>>545426197>>545426325what do you think were their last words?
>>545429618No, that was the dad holding the kid who survived, he was a true hero unlikely the one in the Florida plane that didn't try to save his 2 toddlers
>>545429260https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvkN3003iU4
Apparently people found human remais that flew out 50yds away
>>545429968I know you're just a trolling nigger but for anyone interested https://allthatsinteresting.com/keith-sapsford
>>545430113How is that even possible?I thought the plane had buried them deep in the ground... The explosion likely scattered some of the remains all over the place.
>>545429794Nigga, you oldme too :(
>>545426439Nobody has ever claimed that small planes are a safe way to travel, retard. The safety claims are specifically about airliners, NOT private jets, NOT general aviation.
>>545426325I'm no physicist but I'm imagine travelling at 450+ km/h would still carry enough momentum to splatter you like a pancake regardless of how far you were of the ground.
>>545427296you can't parachute out of a jet
>>545426439>Never left my city, proud of thatYeah, you're stuck in Russia till the day you die, homie.
>>545426235west papua is in western Australia now?
>>545428820>Passengers were a tech spying company (one that tracks your IP over several websites and tries to identify you as an individual) CEOwhich?
>>545426161If they survived they would have told the world they were shoot down by trump's vacation home air defenses
>>545426161No way, its like hitting water while holding concrete at that height
>>545426235I really want this to be true. What a beautiful story of fatherly sacrifice.What if you have more than 1 kid? Gotta have a favorite I guess, or pick the smallest one who's easiest to cover up.You might land on top of them, but it's worth a shot!
>>545427685>Anon stands up and cheers in the theater
>>545431309they were allmost supersonic when they hit. it was damn near 700mph which is well over 1,100 km/hr>Total Combined Impact Speed: When you combine both the horizontal speed and the vertical nosedive speed, aviation analysts estimate the jet hit the ground at between 650 mph and 690 mph
>>545426197pretty fuckin close. the faggot that got crushed at the titanic w/his xbox controller had more left of him than these people will
>>545426325Seems to be raining. If you find some oil, cover your self in it. You can leap out at anytime and just fly the fuck to safety
>>545430514they were torn apart by forces greater than you could ever imagine. even with 0 explosion they still would have been turned into mashed tater consistancy. largest thing to survive in tact would be a tooth
>>545432822>Seems to be raining.You can also fill a bucket of water in Minecraft and dump it as you hit the ground
>>545426235> There is one competent hero saving a life in this story of a woman ending 7 lives by sheer incompetence > It's a competent man that saves his sonTo be honest that story sounds almost impossible. But I do actually hope the kid made it out alive
>>545426161you can also jump bug by crouching right when you hit the ground and receive no fall damage
>>545426235Based father, may he rest in peace, that guy deserves a piece of heaven
>>545430113Did they gonna be OK?
>>545426325Even if it had been water below at that speed they would be pinned to their seats. I don't think they would be able to "jump" anywhere.
>>545426197Was there a sonic boom?
I think they wake up in a dream. And the good Lord says this is not a dream and then comforts them and welcomes them to their new world. And then they learn everything and learn the answer to every question. Pretty neat right?
>>545427489Literally this fucking simple.Oh, the plane’s tail has broken off? Ok, open the (back) door and let me out here, thanks.
>>545426235It's works if you weigh less than 100lbs. Small animals can't die from falling. Even though you fall at the same rate, the kinetic energy of your mass is lower. A cat survives a drop like that 95% of the time, a child 10%, an adult <1%.
>>545428682I think so too.
>>545428682The only psyop is the psyop to make you believe it's a psyop. These measures generally come from foreign govs to sow chaos, mistrust and alarm in the host society.
>>545428682What I saw was thisThey place enough air defenses to defend Kiev in Mar a Lago and suddenly a plane that is obviously to close to your protected air space falls from the skyThe defenses didn't had a gunner either look fully automatizadThe plane tried to avoid the storm moved into protected air space Bam goes the dynamite whatever rail gun those things use, the plane controls are dead boom in the pavement, no survivors
>>545426161Why not just make an escape pod using this tech?
>>545433742I'm surprised people aren't looking into retention.com that the passenger was CEO of, it sounds pretty dystopian. She probably did us all a favour."Identify PersonThe Resolution Tag turns anonymous traffic into a known person - consent-aware, server-rendered, and ready to sync to your stack."
>>545426161>AI "enhanced" imagelow IQ people honestly think AI can divine information out of the ether.
>>545433195Women should and would, be ashamed of themselves if they were human.
>>545426161I would have just stapled the log books together and made a parachute.They just weren't clever enough to live.
>>545434177I would have opened the cockpit windows and let the plane fill up with air like a balloon, floated down like a boss and gone to the press conference a God.
>>545426325I believe in you little timmy!
If you manage to escape the g forces to get outside a nosediving plane, you would still be moving at around 500mph, even accounting for air resistance.
>>545426161It's impossible to open a hatch on a plane going this fast, the doors open outward, you need superhuman strength or a hydraulic piston to open a door on a flying plane, never mind one going mach 1
>>545434177Kek. So you are cut? Imagine not having your foreskin and using it as a parachute. I stretch mine out daily for that exact reason. Works if I'm ever trapped in a burning skyscraper like 9/11 too.
>>545429964NUKE ISRAEL!
>>545433923Drop down any private flight and you will kill some sort of scumNot a good excuse for a hole in the pavement
>>545434512Imagine dedicating your last moments to people you hate instead of people you love.
>falling for the "all flying is safer than driving" meme
>>545433923How do these fucking losers sleep at night. Well we know how these ones specifically sleep. Forever. Wonder how long the people who knew them will forget their existence.
>>545426458>left out it was a woman pilotKys
>>545433478no. only normal boom:(
>>545426161>Over 100 Gs Force in a plane crash >Bro just jump with 1 G of force. You'll be fineAnon...
>>545426439russians have fridges? surprise to me
>>545434972It’s funnier to imagine someone trying to jump and immediately getting sucked toward the back of the plane and sticking to the wall
>>545431428Not with that attitude you can't.
>>545430514>>545432864suddenly just thought about the baby inside the womb of the wife.. god damn
>>545434972I also just realized if they are free falling, wouldn’t there be zero g? Wouldn’t everyone in the cabin be floating during that crash assuming seatbelts were off?
>>545436002Access don't care. Fuck richIm poor, ugly, autistic, 0 women, 0 kidsFuck you all
>>545436021Negative Gs
>>545426439Kek, a nerdy gamer friend in college told me>Shut ins and NEETs have the highest chances of living because they create a lifestyle of having the lowest chances of harm, from the outside world.That hit me weirdly. But it's always been ironically true. If you're a homebody, you're relatively safer than most.
>fake AI shooped generated thread pic relOh goody the /pol glow bots have arrived just in time to help muddy the waterThat means that the entire background premise of this crash event is fake and gay
>>545429964AHHHHHH I'M GOING TO HELL FOR MAKING HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS FOR DIMING ON MY FELLOW MAN AND HELPING CREATE A POLICE STATE!!!!!I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ABLE TO LIVE INTO MY 80'S RICH BUT NOW I'M GONNA DIE AT 40 IN A FLORIDA TRAILER PARK WITH MY PRECIOUS ACCESSORY FAMILY AHHHHHH!!!
>>545426161instant death or life as a crippletough choice
>>545426235Based DadGodspeed you brave soul
>>545426235>western Australia's West PapuaNo such thing
>>545429964The jews did this
>>545436638Lets hope they had such a realization.
>>545436638Should've went to church on Sunday instead of the Bahamas. I didn't hear about any churches crashing into the ground at mach 1 last week.
>>545436175Doesn’t that depend on acceleration? Wouldn’t they reach terminal speed even if the engines were still at full tilt? They had 35,000 feet to fall. I wonder if they experienced negative gs first and then felt zero gs before impact
>>545432899There's certainly no 12-year old boy in that photo, also the crash was in a remote area, also it's a macaco half human posting chink news
>>545436638>nooo you can't arrest and punish people for crimes or else... you'll be imprisoned in hell and punished!
>>545436957You might be right. Been awhile for physics for me. At terminal everything around you is falling at the relative rate.
>>545427119Its the sudden stop from terminal velocity that kills you. Even if you could somehow prevent the crushing injuries from hitting the ground and being crushed by everything, and everyone else around you, your internal organs would turn into paste inside you.The only way to survive this sort of crash is to not get in the plane in the first place.
>>545426161>plane about to crash>strap rocket pack on back>turn it on at last second>forces cancel out>land on your feet completely unharmedIt's that shrimple.
Lots of people have survived falling out of planes, even from very high altitudes. It seems unbelieveable but it's true. All that really matters is what you hit. If it can absorb the forces from your impact instead of reflecting all those forced back into you, then you're good. Unfortunately there aren't a lot of good options and most people who have survived have been seriously injured, but there are even a few who feel from great heights at terminal velocity, hit the ground, and walked away.
>>545436957WatIf they took their seatbelts off they'd hit the back of the plane. They would still be at max terminal velocity, yes they may slow, but gravity still wins. Its why skydivers use parachutes. To slow their terminal velocity.
Anyone remember that young nigger from the Bay Area who snuck onto a flight to Hawaii and stowed away in the wheel well and survived? Must of been like 10 years ago now.
>>545426197Why didn't the bitch just hit the breaks? Did she confuse break for gas, like they do while parking?
>>545426325Human terminal velocity is a LOT slower than that jet was going. Your chances would unironically be much higher if you jumped out at 30k ft. You could steer yourself a bit and try to hit something that breaks your fall. At least they'd be able to recover your body
