Today we will all be $5000 richer
>>545432532I've already prepurchased a new TV and new computer, I'm so grateful to our president! I can't believe he cares about us this much.The dumorats won't see it coming! WWGW1GWAWGGA1
No.
I will honor our great president by donating it to israel
>>545432532Sure, we will, champ...https://people.com/trump-asks-when-did-i-do-that-when-asked-about-sending-americans-2k-tariff-checks-11884184
I can finally leave the hood.
>>545432532
>>545432532just admit you fell for it again
>>545432532YOU ARE NOT GETTING IT STUPID FUCKER!!!NO DOGE, NO TARIFF REBATES! STOP BEING A FUCKING RETARD!!!
>>545432532that $5000 is going right up my ass(its called boofing)
>>545432532Sure you will. Did you get the other 7k yet, or is that check in the mail?
>>545432532Wow
>>545432532MAGA!!! 4 more years! 4 more years! 4 more years!
Do amerigolems actually believe this?
>>545436050It's hard to know what's genuine and what's parody, like this sloppa >>545433051
yaaay I love free market capitalism!!!
I already maxxed out my credit card. Donald is ganna pay it off for me right?
>>545436524all facts and logic point out at that being the case
>>545432532>weYou bots gonna steal all the money and crash the internet today?
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
>>545432532Can i afford an rtx 5090?
>>545437059Use case?
>>545432532Yeah along with the tariff and DOGE checks you were already promised.
>>545436323
>>545432532You are why the right gets looked at as retarded.
>>545432532Sure you will be.
>>545433293>I CAN'T BELIEVE THE MASONIC JESUIT THEATER ACTOR LIED TO US AGAIN AND PUSH THE BEAST SYSTEM EVEN FURTHER
>>545434744absolutely COMPED
>>545432532Cool, where the fuck is it then
>>545440860Your meds, schizo.
I can finally pay off my car.
>>545432532Based
>>545437059Dunno, for me the 5090 still wasn't enough for my needs. I needed something higher.
>>545433293>DOGEWas never promised and it was Elon's thing
Americans are lucky to have a generous and caring President that gives them $5,000 only a faggot would not vote Red today.
>>545444505Nobody actually thinks Trump would give us $5k. He'll just say "I said that? fake news. We can't let Iran have a nuclear weapooon." and maga will forget.