In the 12th century, two green-skinned children wearing strange clothes appeared in Woolpit, England, speaking an unknown language. Both fell ill; the boy died, but the girl recovered. After learning English, she claimed they came from a place called "Saint Martin's Land"
>>545439909>green sickly people who worship saint martin and speak a nonsensical language The flemish?
>>545439909Probably just some little chink kids
Tours?
do AOC applies to them
La Serrana de la Vera was a legendary 15th century Spanish female serial killer who lived in a cave in the wilderness where she'd lure in men to have sex with and then decapitate them.
>>545440656>making a statue out of herKaffirs are insane
>>545439909Uh...maybe they had jaundice because they were already ill???
grok. real?
>>545439909Weren't the Brits living in the swamps before the Romans arrived? Maybe that's why.
>>545440656Literally a legend, as did not exist.
>>545439909Why did they draw her with no pants on though?
Obviously aliens
>>545441848>1100 AD>Brazil thinks the Romans had not come to Britain yet Brazil, once again, showing us why they should be range banned
People also believed that India was a great Christian land ruled by a man called Prester John who would some day join them to beat the Muslims. People think up silly shit sometimes.
>the kids both refuse any food except green beans >the boy refuses to adapt and soon gets ill and dies >the girl adapts to the food, language and culture of her new home, survives, marries and has at least one child Anon this is just a cautionary tale for immigrants to assimilate to where you live or get rekt.
>>545442548But the boy dies so we should take it that only hot green skinned babes should be immigrants?
>>545439909Is that it? Are you going to elaborate?
>>545442608No he dies because he refuses to assimilate. The moral of the story is either do as the romans do when in rome or get lost. Now shut up weird pedo coomer.
>>545439909>learns english>Happens to have come from a place with a Saint in it's nameSus.
>>545441848>12th century>before romans
>>545439909Happened every time back in my grandfather's ranch. We are supposed to not let them in the property, because the animals immediately get sick and everyone starts feeling strange near them.We can't give them water. My grandmother did it once, and she got burn marks.
>>545442807It's almost like she just said what they wanted to hear.
>>545440656Annnnhh. Okkaeille. Make sense now.
Funny, I recall a paranormal encounter where the guy looks into a kind of portal and everything on the other side is some shade of green. The thing is that he was in Canada.
>>545443144I knew it tastes like moid.
>>545443092Green people show up at your grandfathers ranch and then just disappear?
>>545442715Have you considered learning to read English?
>>545440457>>545442907
>>545443305I don't get it.
>>545440656building a statue to commemorate a manhating headchopper is pretty fucking based
>>545439909So is this place as co-oped as reddit now. Why am I literally seeing the same "posts" here with the same fucking topics as the front page of reddit? Seriously is everything instanced now?
>>545439909thats like when children appear in america, saying theyre from epstein island. whats going on there. its a mystery.
>>545439909Neither you or me are ready for what is beyond the veil>>545440656Why do you have a statue of her?Here in portugal we comemorate the tomboy baker who soloed a bunch of spaniard soldiers but this is something else
>>545443470Post tits >>545439909Green cunny imagine the first guy that got to blow his seed in her tfw you will never get to have green cunny qt alien gf :(
>>545443244Not green children, but green people.Their ranch is very, very large. Since they don't put fences, plenty of weird stuff happens. Animals show up dead, there are lights, and sometimes people come asking for water in the middle of the night.It ia reasonably arid area in the Tocantins / Pará.
>>545439909Totally. The book said so. Why would they lie or make fantastical shit up!? I take everything written centuries ago as gospel! In 1000 years, books on transexuals will be glorified as divine!
>>545439909Paint looks like oxidized copper.
>>545439909>>>/x/
>>545445005>dancing plague of 1518
It should have been the girl that died.
>>545439909They were crimbilion left by the Tylwyth Teg, so they were likely speaking the language of Annwn. The celtic influence was still lingering in all sorts of areas of England well into the middle ages.
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