UK narrowboat canals are only 3 ft deep so how are so many white Brits drowning in them when you can simply stand up? Nobody's saying you can't drown in an inch of water, but isn't a person not standing up in knee to waist deep water a bit suspicious?
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>>545441842It makes sense when you consider how much bongs drink.
It's probably drunk hobo junkies who don't even have self awareness drowning.
>>545441842Jack the Dipper
>>54544184Ever heard of being stuck in mud when youre drunk
>>545442218Oh no, not getting my shoes in mud when the water's still up to my waist. Guess I'll lie down and drown.
>>545442162Worst serial killer ever, pushing people into knee to waist deep water a person will just stand up in and go, "was that supposed to kill me?"
>>545441842Maybe they were wearing suits of armor like Frederick Barbarossa
>>545441842>but isn't a person not standing up in knee to waist deep water a bit suspicious?maybe they were in fact murdered by pushing them into the water to make the drowning look natural
>>545442842>a person will just stand up in and gonot if you knock them unconscious first, then they can drown in a puddle
>>545441842>white Brits drowning in themBecause they fall in to the deeper parts, 3 foot is the part where they don't fuckin drown because they can stand fuckin up. You don't hear about people drowning when they don't fuckin drown, only when they do fuckin droughN
>>545441842Me mate Jez cooked a small dog on the canal once
>>545443303William Webb, a student in Chester, drowned in a canal near Earl's Port. The water was tested to be only 5 ft deep. Forget getting out, he could've just stood up on the bottom so his nose and mouth were above water.
