You thought you could escape, white boy?
GoodAnything that keeps humans away is goodHumans are the niggers of the milky way
>>545443222Guess we'll just have to terraform Earth into being free of niggers, jews, and pajeets.
>>545443358It's so gay when people talk like that>humans badWhat the fuck are you then, a sentient bean?
>>545443222space is fake
>>545443222Just needs moisture. Shouldn't be an issue.No problem.
Struvean Excellence Soon (Find Your Own Planet)! >>545442391
>>545443222I love sand.It's coarse and it gets everywhere.
>>545443430It's retarded. They think some intergalactic alien race out there needs to be protected. Or worse, that we need to protect the endangered species of 6 armed needle geckos on some distant moon and humans are going to dump candy bar wrapper on Venus and just shut the fuck up... Tiresome nonsense.
>>545443500That makes me the opposite of sand, a true gentleman and rather Britain bound as of now due to disability.
>>545443430>he doesn't knowSilly human
>>545443222>blood brain barrierso i can get fucked up on martian dust?or will it just kill me
>>545443663Depends on if you're a pussy or not.
>>545443222what are the ultrafine particles? ground pieces of plastic? is this evidence of past martian civilization?
>>545443584I think there's a lot of habitable planets where life simply hasn't evolved yet or the conditions for spontanous albiogenesis aren't quite right, those worlds are ripe for colonisation.
>>545443430Yes, I actually am. What are you, a beanophobe? Fuck you, pal.
>>545443222so when is Elon going to address this about his vast Mars plans?
>>545443746Wow you have an opinion? How interesting. Did you have to pull it out of your ass, or did it just kind of ooze out?
>>545443699Iron Oxide I believe. Mars is very rusty.
>>545443222Right, so when we have a trillion problems at home, we should distract ourselves with pie in the sky what-if fairy tale scenarios, such as how we'll terraform Mars. Right.... that totally makes sense. What a shitty distraction this is. The channel's been so boring after Covid. Whomever's in charge now SUCKS. Hear me, operator? YOU SUCK AT THIS!
>>545443222nothing ever happens
>>545443842I am oozing in opines.
>>545443917That's why europoors will always be poor. You have no vision.
>>545443847Delet this
A lot of politics is just a psychological resiliency test.Whoever "loses it" is perceived to have lost.This really opens up an avenue for coordinated shilling.All you have to do is psychologically target people, hoping they will act out.Then you are perceived to have won.This is actually very generally applicable in politics.>>545443222Translation:> Ooga booga
If it was that fine, it would get in between the rover's wheel bearing and lock it up.More proof there is no rover on mars and nasa is a semitic grifting scam.
>>545443992You can't even afford a house, sybau mutt. Lol, lmao even!
>>545444012Are you a Martian Humanoid Blattid?
>bypass blood brain barrierwtf?
>>545443222Space is fake and gay. There's no "planet mars". You guys are honestly idiots. Imagine believing these fairy tales in 2026.
>>545443222Now post a real article
>>545444103Oh but I do own one.
>>545443699microplastics in my balls? BUT ON MARS?!?! HOLY SHIT NIGGERS AHHHHHHHHHHH
>>545443430>What the fuck are you thenThere are a lot of non-humans that we interact with.>niggers>Jews>pajeets>chinks
>>545443847Why does the bug alien somehow still look asian?
>>545444939common ancestry
>>545443222I thought that was spongebob for a second
>>545443222Closing off the escape routes only means mass graves for niggers.
>>545443222>spend 10,000 escaping a gravity well>immediately wants to jump down another gravity well instead of making comfy O’Neil cylinders.
>>545443222Mars have weak gravity, people who grow up on Mars will have the strength of a geriatric on earth
Is that SpongeBob
>>545443358Which one are you?
>>545443222>HEY NOW HEY NOW DONT DREAM ITS OVERGood song.
Read the book "Packing for mars" it outlines the multiple, multiple reasons it's almost impossible to create a Human colony on the red planet, let alone get there with a live crew. It's not completelyimpossible, just something that will take generations and a lot of death to accomplish, and technology we don't yet possess. Space fucks with life badly.
Colonizing Venus' atmosphere was always more practical than the Martian surface.
>>545445404But comfy O’Neil cylinders will also have gravity...
>>545443222what a shit larp. next time you want to pretend you're not white, don't pick lyrics from an 80's rock/pop song. drop that memeflag, you aussie bastard
>>545443430>open history book>humans do dumb shit for thousand years straight>humans badthat simple
>>545443358>Humans are the niggers of the milky wayI like this, man. Because it's true.
>>545443430
>>545445625We haven't been that far in space.How the fuck do we know.People make assumptions about solar radiation and then assume you can't just make the radiation move with a magnetic field.I fucking hate cowards who deny possibilities just because they suck at connecting the dots we already have.
>marsaka devon island
>>545445404there's gravity inside you right now
>>545446005A relatively small one we create and have complete control over, not one with microscopic dust that goes into your brain and gives you murderous Martian madness
>>545448815There is no Devon island, it's a fake made up of composite Mars images.Try and go there, you'll see.
>>545443430The nuanced take is that there's a lot of dog shit people being kept alive because of modern trade routes, medical technology, social programs. They don't deserve to explore space. I mean, not that it matters, they don't give a shit about any of it. Just live for the next hand out and go buy stupid shit. Terrorize some people and socially agitate.
>>545443430The human body is saturnian, literally 666
>>545443222Wow. what a coincidence. Why couldn't see this with the prior rovers though
>>545443926can i get sauce on this please, anon
>>545443358>>545443415Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
>>545443222oh darn i guess we can't go there now
>>545450575Same thing came to my mind.
I guess we better shelve the Mars plans, too dangerous. Maybe we go to the moon again, but shit we lost all the info on how to do it. Our AI and Quantum computing can't figure out what a casio watch level of processing did in 1960s.
>>545450079The human body is 555 you moron
>>545443222I hate these retarded "jews" who just make up BS every day. I also hate everyone else who just believes it. Or pretends to believe it.
>>545448310>We haven't been that far in space.>How the fuck do we know.*sigh* I wasn't trying to hurt your feelings. But if you want to be an idiot, I'll school you. Maybe. Probably not. Not worth the effort. I know how you'll respond. Sorry kid.
>>545443222Mars is hellWe cant live in the Antartic and want to live in a radiation death tramp lolSure Musk will make it lmao
>>545451990It really is as simple as this. The Mars colony shit was always hilarious to anyone with a clue.
>>545443847Stop hating Indians
>>545443222>You thought you could escape, white boy?Actually the plan was to send all you niggas there
Mars could be the next earth if it had three things. A magnetosphere.A Heated Core.A Water.No amount of terraforming will be able to fix this. These are feats only capable of a civilization that reached godhood.
>>545443222>Mars... I know Mars. He's a great planet. An excellent planet. I know many planets but Mars is the best one. And he's always up there telling me. Trump. Trump, you have to go Mars. You're the only one who can do it. You have to do it. And let me tell you. China. They want Mars. We can't let them have Mars. Could you imagine? China? On Mars? Imagine the batflu! The kung flu! Many such cases! Sad! But we won't let them. Because we are the greatest country in the world. China wants Mars. We want Mars. We will get Mars. Believe it!>But the democrats.. They want to bring thieves, drug lords, rapists, and murderers to Mars. They are just like the Chinese. They're gonna steal your dog and eat it on Mars! It's crazy out there! Many such cases. Could you imagine? And the Russians! They're shooting dogs into space! Sputink 1! Lassie 2! God only knows how many dogs they've sent to put there. And let me tell you. The Chinese. They would have eaten every single one of those dogs if Putin didn't send them to space. And what do the democrats do about it? Nothing! Absolutely nothing!>We don't even need the votes. We have enough votes to go to Mars already. You don't even need to vote. There won't be any need to vote. Mars is ours.>My great friend. My best friend. And he's a really good friend. Mister Elon Musk. Do you know what he told me? He told me. Trump. I'm gonna help you get to Mars. Let's go to Mars!
>>545443222Martian dust bypassing blood brain barrier? That's insane.
>>545443222kek remember when this scammer nigger was telling people that he'll make a mars colony
>>545443663>>545443697earth dust can also break the barrier this is a slide thread
>>545443222>The dust in the middle of the Sahara desert is icky and causes cancerOkay. I don't go there. I will never be there. Who gives a shit?
>>545448310reddit tranny meltie lmao
>>545444259>Imagine believing these fairy tales in 2026.>says the nigger who unironically believes that some jewish wizard 2000 years ago was conjuring fishes and wine out of a party hatkek
Great, more fake news from the "space" agency.
>>545449557It exist on maps and there is many people who have went there. There is no mars surface that looks like that.
>>545455485>"have went">expects to be taken seriously
>>545443222lmao, moon surface has the same problemThere it goes for those rich fucks trying to run away from the mess they're doing
>>545443358>Humans are the niggers of the milky wayayyyy lmao
>>545443430>>545443777>777 Trips of truth. A real human bean and a real hero confirmed
>>545451990>>545452140the ultimate blackpill is that the human body will never survive beyond the magnetosphere. it was not engineered to live in space anymore than it was to live 3000 ft under the ocean or in a volcano
>>545459346but we can evolve
>>545459384evolving to withstand HZE radiation and microgravity would be pretty challenging
>>545445537greys are just little robotic/android drone things
>>545443430funny that you ask
>>545443222All fake
You can uses the Perchlorates for the atmosphere and pathways to utilize them already exist in plants and bacteria to make chloride and oxygen
>>545451840Mars is entirely doable. It would already be colonized if we still had the callousness for sailors/astronauts that we did in the age of sail.
>>545443222>It's ackshully on MarsOK.lol.
>>545460074>Mars is entirely doable.Not it's not, fuckface.What's your solution to survive the Van Allen radiation?There is no "safe zone">huh?Another would-be Musk, huckster.
>>545443358Can’t argue with this take, coping with white people is a lot like whites coping with “based” blacks
>>545443430Yes, humans are retarded, even white ones. I'm white with light blonde hair, 100% Anglo. Humans are bad and retarded, even the "smart" ones. There are rare legit "geniuses" that you might not count as "bad" I guess. That's it. Enjoy your day.
>>545460358You can just generate a magnetosphere you scizo sperg. MRIs do it every damn day
>>545443222I BE SNORTIN DAT MARS DUST NIGGA!
>>545443358>t. an alien
>>545460074I'll bite. And how long did it take to explore the world and establish colonies in the age of sail? That's right. Several centuries.
>>545443430we quite literally are the niggers of this planet and we will be superseded by ai and robots.
>>545460858>You can justOk Picard...
>>545443430It's called having self-awareness.
>>545460358>guatamalan>nigger loverTake another fucking nigger dick up your favela ass, you worthless spic shitheel.
>>545443415You know Antarctica is 10,000x easier to live on then mars
>>545460074If we were at all serious about colonize mars or space, we would already be trying to seed life on the planets to terraform them. But you literally have weirdo ethics "scientists" that block this kind of research calling is racist colonialism or some shit.
>>545461458>bitch nigga gringo can't muster a single argument as to the deadly radiationChecks out.
>>545445856Some guy wrote a paper on colonizing Mercury at the poles.
>>545444939It's the prominent cheekbones and space between lip and nose
>>545451840Show me the first human who flew to Mars.>uh we sent probesNot what I said, was it now?We, that means human beings, have never gone to Mars.Machines did. Not impressive.Go there yourself.
>get to mars>first thing humanity hears with their own ears is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0 coming from the distant horizonwat do?
>>545443847Why is that Turkish man killing the asian lady?
>>545443222>dust that bypasses the blood-brain barrierwhat the fuck.
>>545445537Multiple timelines colliding here.>Bugs from the nuclear apocalypse timeline. Humanity died but with that and a few millions of years the roaches turned to the next dominant lifeform on earth.>Grays are the distant dystopian version of the humanity. Androgynous, mixed creatures with zero distinct features.>Lizard are just the dinosaurs. The earth evaded the meteor >Nordics the timeline where Hitler won.
>>545443430negative, I am a meat popsicle
>>545443222
>>545445856>Extremely corrosives environment didn't help it too much
>>545460107Another hideous mole splattered methhead.
>>545460897The never ending quest for more fentanyl
>>545463603Drugs are bad.M'kay
>>545443222White people came from Mars.Mars suffered a massive thermonuclear catastrophe and whites had to escape to this Earth.
>>545463398Hello, Corbin Dallas Multipass
>>545443222Mars is an exclusive playground for the wealthy.You are out of your element.
>>545443439I'm not sure space is fake, but I am 100% fully convinced that you are gay.
>>545443222kekd and checked, bitch ass spacex miggers btfod into oblivion
>>545464010What country do you hail from fellow series of tubes traveler?I do not recognize that silly flag.
>>545464010Oh, I know, turkey.Turkey is delicious.Do you eat turkey in Turkey?
>>545443430They're incapable of loving humans despite everything.Our love for the tragic human creatures is greater than theirs to the point of being Lovecraftian and incomprehensible to them.
>>545464340They just hate themselves and because of that they hate everything around them.
>>545443430Gnome Saiyan
>>545443663The spice must flow.
>>545464340Oh hey, it's that guy that had an awesome dream, but then humans destroyed it and he killed himself.
>>545443663Same effect like the microplatic.
>>545464755KeK
>>545465015And yet he's still loved in his tragedy, and you are incapable of understanding it
>>545464755Impecunious basterds.
>>545443222That's also proof of no water.
