>MI5 will not face contempt of court charges despite admitting its evidence was a liehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq5yn64wn2y7o>Jail threat if you insist a human can't be a cat: Absurdity of Labour's 'unworkable' gay and trans Billhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16259597/Labours-new-law-banning-conversion-therapy-make-illegal-tell-identifies-catgender-human-report-warns.html>Horror map shows the 34 most dangerous UK towns and cities to avoid in WW3https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2262931/34-most-dangerous-uk-towns-cities-ww3>Celebrity accused of sex abuse loses battle to keep name secrethttps://archive.ph/L0WTA>Freezers of UK meat suppliers heat up after cyber-attacks in Europehttps://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/nov/03/uk-meat-processing-firms-fridges-heat-up-cyber-attacks>A third of UK workers don’t think their job is interestinghttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/job-satisfaction-record-low-british-social-attitudes-b3078275.html>King stops short of offering formal apology over transatlantic slave tradehttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/charles-ii-king-andy-burnham-the-king-commonwealth-b1303430.html>Mahmood has 'full confidence' in IOPC despite scrutiny over Henry Nowak murder casehttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-11-03/mahmood-has-full-confidence-in-iopc-despite-scrutiny-over-henry-nowak-case
Just farted in this thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=astISOttCQ0They don't make 'em like they used to
What's that smell?
>>545456077fucksake man we literally just got herecan't take you anywhere
Sucking a golf ball
>>545456116josh's decaying corpse?
>>545456218Thought hosepipes were banned.
> NEW: Andy Burnham and Anthony Albanese are set to discuss increasing restrictions on British backpackers using Working Holiday Visas in Australia>Proposals include removing an exemption that means Brits don’t have to do rural work to extend their visa as well as the introduction of a migration cap
>>545456297Not for sucking golf balls
>>545456218you should put it up your bum
>open thread>get a whiff of poo>see >>545456077Wtf
might have a double cherry magnum
apologise>OSBOURN, ANTIGUA AND BARBUDA - NOVEMBER 3: Antigua and Barbuda's Prime Minister Gaston Browne chairs the first executives session of the Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting on November 3, 2026 in Osbourn, Antigua and Barbuda. Prime Minister Andy Burnham is attending the 2026 Commonwealth Heads of Government Meeting (CHOGM), making headlines for shifting the UK government's stance on historical slavery by signalling he is open to a formal apology. (Photo by Kin Cheung-WPA Pool/Getty Images)
I did a slient fart once and this girl in my office said "what smells so good I want some"
Must be Russia doing all this fridge hacking and flight bomb threat stuff. Sick of it.
>>545456428He needs to suck it up the hosepipe first.
>>545456661ewwomen are like that though tbf
>>545456661women love it when things smell fucking terribletheir hormones make them dirty
>>545456748Why don't women like jeets then, checkmate chinkfucker
>>545456837turmeric
>>545456678did u see the drones at the arsenal game the other dayclassic "triangle" pattern and everythingit makes a lot of sense to me that seemingly impoverished sanctioned countries with a population of disenchanted, talented, hip young people would have hacking departments to turn to because it's clandestine, cheap to fund, and fulfills party goals
https://goyimx.com/newsnoteworthy/status/2116970924608258165>BREAKING: Plane crashes in Palm Beach. County, Florida; fire and debris field seen.>The plane type or any casualties are unknown at this time.Um, I don't think it's 56% anymore
>>545457062>Once is happenstance.>Twice is coincidence.>Three times is Affirmative Action.
>layoffs announced at our place today>stil didn't get cut and get my pay off>didn't even entertain anyone volunteering who wasn't>the toil never endssick of it
>>545453671>I lift for pussyGenuinely the worst reason to ever work out. Women don't give a shit. Work out for the upcoming racewar with the blacks like John Kiriakou's joke.
>>545457285IktfbA redundancy package right now would be nice.
>>545457285I have a really abstract skill set and any timeline where I "make it" will be a moonshot because of the immense mental issues I have so you know what, it probably doesn't sound like much when you're dooming out about being stuck in the life butat least you're fucking employableit's easier to get a new job if you already have onethink about that
>>545456899No but I heard about some drones at Jersey airport interfering with air traffic.
https://x.com/BrajonBr0ndo/status/2117327712658612656>Some people are here for other stuff, are you talking about my.. my feet? *shows foot* my toes? my feet? you talking bout my lil teeny tiny toes? Ya fackin' freaks? Anyways. Thank you, thank you thankyouthankyou.
>>545457525yeah it happened around the same dayhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/eEkRdjZWhnk
>>545456615stick it up your arse
>>545457583If someone told me to show my feet on live stream I'd turn 360 degrees and walk away.
>>545456083I wish I never took the bait, even though you posted a screenshot of what it was
Uno Falklands por favour
lights a flickeringwhere's gridwatcher anon
>>545457810if i had like 60 grand cushion i'd hire a personal prostitute to act like a tradwife for brit/polas it happens i've got about 80p
>>545457441the job isn't that bad, but i realise i've been coasting for a while now, but also have too much banked to leave without it>>545457471i know what you mean anon, i would probably struggle to get another for similar reasons
>>545457840ok big guy, what would you have posted instead?
>The care worker sector has become an issue because the British women who should be doing those jobs became MPs, civil servants, university lecturers and administrators, journalists, HR bosses etc… instead due to the 2010s feminist hysteria.>There’s a reason Angela Rayner was calling for Boriswavers to stay. Because that’s her level of employment in a meritocracy. If the public and university sector were made fit for purpose, the resulting mass unemployment of British women would fill all care worker vacancies.Probably above her skill ceiling, she's town bike tier.
>>545457977I can't believe this is how it endsdying of tuberculosis on my floor in the dark, unable to call an ambulance or seek medical attention, cat sitting on my face entirely indifferent to my plightI never got to play GTA VIin about three days my cat is going to have to eat me to stay alive
>>545457964Los Malvinas gag on my penis
>>545457997Sounds tragic to be honest. I can imagine the obsession over "housewife lass".
image of Kai Stephens immediately after his release from an NRP political prison.Horrifying
>>545458152>cat sitting on my facedon't worry thats illegal now, the cops will be round shortly
Did we ever even leave the EU?
wot youtube channel should i watch while eating din dins
>>545458272just looks like he's been on the kenny
>>545458255there was a prossy who used to post here a few years agoi think people named her cokewhore or something
>>545458035I know it's this kind of fairytale outlook on life which gives me unrealistic expectations but it's like a girlfriend, it's easier to get another one when you already have oneit shows pre-existing value, and ambition, and it's through things like this that theoretically you find jobs you enjoyit might be kind of an old-fashioned notion but idk maybe whatever you have just isn't your callingsorry sometimes I like to pretend I'm art bell in brit/pol/ and I'm fucking whacked out, I think I have a feverusually I do this "call in, tell us about it" shit when it's way later at night
>>545458336Hell on Earth are good ladsit's like that feeling of going on random missions with your mates and camping out as a teenager, but bottled up and sold as consumable contentI'd recommed the video where they do up a limo and stealth camp in Scarborough because it's got fucking great cinematography
Farage should do what's best for the country and retire.Reform can't and won't winhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiJb6xbnNVA
>>545458336depends wot ur eating
>>545458601he looks like if he wasn't an mp he would be a copper nabbing people for the pettiest of shit
>>545458421you manifest your own reality anon>maybe whatever you have just isn't your callingi know for sure it isn't, i just want to live in a remote cabin/shack, kind of like this guyi'm doing my researchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oFBUSsm5-9k
>>545456077You bastard.
https://goyimx.com/AbsoluteMeasure/status/2117631303017185760#m>There was a time when I thought the absurdity of this charade would become so obvious the whole thing would just collapse under the weight of its own contradictions. Now I’m not so sure. This is just going to go on and on and on, lie after half-truth after misrepresentation.>Rupert Lowe is basically the soft right figure many in Restore complain about Nigel Farage being. Entire impression of Restore being hard right seems down to Downes and whoever is running Lowe's account on here.
>>545456678The bomb threats are revenge for Ukraine closing Moscow airports by flying drones over them attached to balloons. Russians are seething they can't fly anywhere. The fact Russia is reduced to phoning in bomb threats like a dissafected teenager speaks volumes. Weak.
>>545458770>i'm doing my researchu put up with whatever u gotta put up withI've got faith in you don't put up in something you don't like doing thoughgood jobs do exist and you're closer to them for having a bad job than I am for having none
>>545458601Just saw a reform lad being fond for loads of kiddy rape. Won't be voting for them.
>>545456619Dat chairperson looks like a discount Hitler
>>545458565>Hell on EarthBASED have watched them every SUnday for the last few years
>>545458874>>545458601The British 'right wing' today is just two camps of neocons, sniping at each other like teenage girls about how the other lot aren't REAL rightists, while tactfully avoiding stating their own positions because they know they're also not especially hardline on anything and will always concede to the left under the slightest bit of pressure. Incredibly gay, and when they fail they'll never even consider that it's their own fault for being boring, softheaded cunts.
>>545458874https://goyimx.com/RupertLowe10/status/2117647757749919820#mhe's gone fucking nuts
both today>Alton Towers closes World of David Walliamshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx8dznljndyzo>Celebrity loses injunction bid but will stay anonymous pending appealhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqglwjdgg045o
>>545459247yeah the councillor george madgwickalso getting hope not hate to vet candidates didn't work did it...or are hope not hate not bothered about nonces?
>>545455955>MI5 will not face contempt of court charges Limited hangout
>>545455955evenin RICU glowies.Busy week next week! You'll see.
>>545458336Podcast of the Lotus Eaters?
>>545459398I caught them as they were replacing their third testicle for that shrinkwrap tent and was like yeah okay...they came back to me eventually though and I realised everything else they do are like these perfect little mini-adventures, just like you used to have, right down to the utterly dreadful cooking and dubious alcoholic beverages
Anyone else notice that all public speeches from Rupert Lowe he sticks to old boomer tory rhetoric about le deficit and wasting spending, but never seems to mirror the rhetoric he allegedly posts online. A massive disconnect between the two.
>>545459973He's trying to enjoy his meal, not die from cringe
>unelected PM with no mandate who campaigned in Makerfield to not rejoin the EU is rejoining the EU nowWhy do westerners pretend democracy is a good thing?
>>545457285Do you get an enhanced redundancy package in your contract? If you don't the statutory is shit, just a week a year
>>545455955>>Horror map shows the 34 most dangerous UK towns and cities to avoid in WW3Lol. She did the little dance.I'm sure iron do... Britannia Shield™ is 100% tested, verified and certified for intercepting ICBMs and hypersonic missiles. Probably comes with a nice little warranty incase it fails and all.
>>545459538It’s John craven