How the fuck does this even work. It doesn’t make sense
I don't know but it's true and it's not a meme. Millenials are the youngest looking gen by far, you really do get Millenials in their early-mid 30s looking in their mid 20s. I don't know about Zoomer men, but Zoomer women are really aging rapidly. I think it's the early onset of make up. When I was in high school, make up was at a minimum. Only a few girls plastered in make up and everyone commented on it. Fast foward and 11 year old girls today are covered in make up and it can't be healthy.
>>545459822> Zoomer women are really aging rapidlymight be whoring or slutting
>>545459410millenials dont look young none of them do they never grew up so their infantile children. their still the same hipster redditors they always been. Within that delusion and cope like an anorexic who thinks it is still fat, the old millenial desperately needs everyone to believe their still young even when this simply isnt remotely the case (like a woman or a tranny or a child) the regression of the millenial generation is truly a sight to behold
>>545459988Millenial foids are bigger whores than Zoomer foids, so it's not just that.
>>545459410Shittier quality food+constant media access causing constant stress.
>>545460149if youre a millenial and you think the pic looks young its a clear symptom of this infantality dysphoria ilness and you should promptly kys
>>545460282some millennials look pretty good
>>545459822All zoomer media is brainrot that ages you. Say what you will about millenial media being propiganda and DEI bull shit, but it was full of long narrative and games with 300hours play time. Zoomer 15sec tictok clips and ipad 2min games are destroying thier mind and body.
>>545460282thats some tiktok meme mocking millennials
>>545460352Some of literally any group can look good faggot but the baseline is close to picrelated. lets not forget that every wojak was made by a dysgenic millenial taking a pic and a based zoomer drawing over it
>>545460440yeah no shit sherlock because millenial manchildren unironically believe that
>>545460149I don't think I look young for 32, but other people look older than me. I see guys in their 20s that I just assume are several years older than me only to find out they aren't even 30
Its because all zoomers are vaxxmaxxed and cortisolmaxxed. I'm just drinking my craft beer listening to stompclap in my backyward with the cool wind sliding gently off my baldspot.
>>545459410I fucking wish. I look 10 years younger than I am which turns off literally all women around me.The only women that I see on the street smiling at me are the underage teens half my age because they think I am one of themLiterally horrible in every single way.
>>545460509Imagine being this mad about millennials lmao zoomers are so pathetic
>>545460509This is why you're aging prematurely little bub. Take a chill pill.
>>545460588That's because the >millenials age betterisn't a meme, and is true.Toothpastebro is just malding he looks 60 at 22.
>>545460155NOBODY IS SUCKING MY COCK.
>>545460600kek
>>545459988If we disregard increased childhood vaccinations (we shouldn't), another contributing factor is stress induced by social media.When I was growing up, I didn't have to think about a second, virtual existence that never shut off. Zoomers do.FFS they have memes about spiking cortisol. Prior generations had no idea what cortisol was until sometime in their 50s when their doctor brought up possible causes for their high blood pressure.
>>545460149That's one handsome young son of a bitch!!!Bit young though
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>>545460149I don’t count Millennials born outside the US or US lite countries as the same thing. Most Millennials I know don’t look their age, especially the ones born after 1985.
>>545459410zoomers are degenerate faggots obsessed with perceived status more than any other generation in human history, worse than boomers, despite being spiritually boomer themselvesworst part is they don't become anything, they just eat themselves with cynicism because being cynical is cool and 'not cringe', being genuine is cringe, caring about anything is cringe, meanwhile their entire life force is 'cringe'.
>>545459410Vaxx status?
>>545459410I don't think this is news to anyone who pays attention, zoomers are already balding, women already have wrinkles around their eye at 21 ffs, they are also mostly obese
>>545460149I stayed pretty young looking until I was 40, then I instantly looked 40. I met my wife when we were 25 and she carded me because she thought I was under age of consent. In my 30s the 20 year old girls in my office would flirt with me and thought I was their age. It does catch up though, and there are plenty of milennials that dont accept that.
>>545460804there were memes about high blood pressure too
all pretty shrimple, it boils down to time spent outside seeing the sun. so much of your development needs to occur in changing natural light, like your eyeballs for example. played some pickup basketball (african pole hockey) w/ a mix of millennial + zoomer coworkers and we oldchads came to the conclusion that people under ~30 have the depth perception and spatial ability of hellen keller on a good day. cannot pass the ball, cannot shoot the ball, could barely even catch a pass. zoomers might actually fail the human test
>>545461522When women are too liberated, it destroys society by making everything pointless.That was the only real significant change in the last 20 years aside from mass migration.
>>545459410It’s the vax and they’ll never admit it
>>545461352Same bro. Even when I was 30, I was still getting carded. Then at 38, I started aging, going from looking 20, to 30. At 40 now, I look upper 30's. Shit happened so fast. Got laugh lines, frown lines, hair thinned, all within a few years. Oh well.
>>545459410ITS BECAUSE THEY GOT COVID " VAXXED "THANKS MOM AND DADTHANKS ANTHONY FAUCI THANKS CHINKS
>>545459410Anything but admitting it’s the vax
>>545462046Things were already bad before the vaccine. 2018-2019 weren't that great.Basically everything after the smartphone things have gotten worse.
This applies especially to whites because their subconscious is certain they are in a warzone and thus stressed non stop like they are at war but modern war is passive aggressive with plausible deniability because it is a non violent mind war so they don't know on a conscious level they are at war so they don't rebel just slowly die.>be white male zoomer>mom hands you ipad when you are a toddler>you go online>you see the stimuli of a pack of niggers gangbanging a white female with braces who looks like she is 12>your soul is raped and you are emasculated>you get diagnosed with adhd and autism and your white foid mother pumps you full of ssri's and amphatamine pills so you can pay attention to a white foid prozac demon teacher "educate" you at school about why MLK is le good and Hitler is le bad>you retreat from Weimar society and want nothing but to play vidya in free time which rapes you with more cortisol and ages you and you get a norwood at 15>be white foid zoomer>you see all of the males of your racial tribe are weak geek coomer gamers that worship niggers>you feel unsafe non stop and get put on SSRI's and xanax>you retreat into the digital space of foidslop tiktok misandrist media and your mind becomes one with lilith as your body ages and you develop perma bags under your SSR-eyes.
>>545459410>be millennial>don't take jab>don't get cancer>"How the fuck does this even work."I wouldn't know how to tell you.
>>545459410It’s from the vaccinations and all the adverse synthetic foods and inputs from the environment. Obviously it’s from inputs from the environment that includes shots, water, air, food, whatever is going into your body’s processes.
>>545460450zoom zoom you could be our fuck toy
millennials still young and hot they still got it
>>545461522they're like half-people.zoomers are literal mouse utopians.
>>545459410Too much analingus
>>545459822It's true.
>>545463939We told them not to get involved with that!
>>545462046Millenials sucked that shit up harder than any other gen.
>>545459410Zoomers dont smoke cigarettes.First generation that doesnt.Cigarettes heal and preserve you.
>>545460149He has more hair than the average 17 year old.
>>545460352How did this guy get such great tits tho?Anytime women buy tits, they're just bolt-ons. But the troon gets top quality booba.
>>545464726I'm convinced nicotine is the closest thing on this planet to a mental PED.
Im 33 and look 28
>>545465359wrong, millennials that look good don't smokeand vaping zoomers are old>>545465131estrogen
>>545459410Stress, not enough fiber
>>545459410Turns out shaving bone off your face is gonna age you faster
Ate too many kid cuisine
>>545465482I vape, smoke cigs, use zyn, smoke cigars, smoke pipe, and chew.
>>545459410vaxx tax
>>545459410>"bonesmash" every day because tiktok convinced you that hitting yourself in the face with a hammer was the key to improving your looks>wonder why you look 40 at 25
>>545465583The downside is you get carded every single time everywhere. Im 32 goddammit why do you need to scan my shit for a beer, my cousin never gets carded and he's 25
>>545461352>I instantly looked 40We're like Asian women.
>>545459410Lack of lead in the bloodstream makes people more suspectible to the (5G) radiation. They planned this for decades, first by banning leaded fuel and other lead products before they started introducing tons of radiation sources in our daily lives.
>>545465583you are retarded drug addict
>>545464304how is he allowed on social media? i thought early teens were regulated out of them
>>545465438The only discernable difference between 28 and 33 is that the 33 year old is starting to grey. Dye you hair/beard and you can larp as late 20's for several more years if you stay fit.
>>545467608But at 37 I look pretty with some grey coming in. It makes me go from brown to a lighter sandy brown/blonde
>>545459410>Earlier lung cancerYet, these faggots still that that marijuana is "safe" and "harmless".
>>545466918Look my use of tobacco and nicotine may rise to an addiction, but lumping it in with weed, alcohol, opioids, NSAIDs, other pharmaceuticals, SSRIs, ADHD amphetamines, cocain etc. isn't right.
>>545459410Stress ages you faster. Zoomers spend their free time watching 30 second brainrot tiktoks and huffing marijuana, making them very stressed out. Millennials spend their free time cracking open a craft beer and playing Morrowind, relaxing them.
>>545459410Our goyslop had less goyslop in it before shrinkflation and even more exotic adulterations took over.
>>545459410It is because they are browner
>>545459822>Zoomer women are really aging rapidly. Career stress because they clearly arent built for it like men, makeup certainly doesn't help
Millennials do not look young. Please stop coping. You’re old. You’re poor. You were cheated by the boomers. You’re not kids anymore.You don’t have sex appeal.You don’t have kids.You aren’t married.You aren’t starting a family.You don’t own a home.I am a zoomer. I will never have these things anyway, but I am not pretending to be 17 because I do not worship youth.I will age gracefully.I won’t be the generation that wears dino dungarees, eats avocado toast, and votes for Bernie Obama write ins.It’s just not me. I’m not a mental 12 year old.
>>545460155doubt it
>>545459410Zillennial chads… we won?
>>545461522wtf it’s the opposite. We are running circles around 30 year olds lol
>>545459410One of my theories for the Covid vaxx was the induction of end-of-life diseases in the populace in order to have more patients for studies; for the purpose of life-extending technology for the elites.It’s really sad, they are so terrified of meeting God. They can do anything in this realm except check their ego.
>>545459410>lung cancervaping, no doubt>colon cancerno idea, but i suppose different dietary habitszoomies are the ones with supplements, a diat of energy trinks around the clock, and all sorts of unnnatural shitwhile millenials still grew up with grandmas apple pies, and plain coke, and that shit is probably less unhealthybut i know nothing
>>545474734No because we are associated with fucking 5oyboy Redditors.Seriously kill all millennials. Worse than boomers. At least boomers had a reason for being the ultimate plan trusters, dad, government, media, all of it was unified and reliable.Millennials believe literally anything from Reddit solely because it makes them feel wholesome chungus and quirkster.Theres no easy answer and I would miss my boomer and millennial relatives if they died. But these old people man.. it’s makes you want to do something drastic.t. 29yo
>>545474582Holy cope lol
>>545460149BY GOD HE'S JUST A KID
>>545464726its from the vaping, but otherwise, smokers also seemed (surprisingly) less affected by covid back in 2020/their numbers were lowergo figurelotsa bullshit on all sides, including the official/pharmajew onesbut its way beyond normies and conspiratards to piece it together, admittedlythey are trying to find a cure for cancer, but theyll price it double or triple if they have it, so the cancer med sales remain unaffectedconspiratards would insist theyd never research or publish it, but thats wrong, tootruth is in the middleits worth it thinking for yourselfbut its very hard to do properly
>>545474582>Millennials do not look young.That's what my zoomette girlfriend likes about me.
>>545459822>I don't know but it's true and it's not a memeIt really is. I'm a millennial who went to uni as a mature student at 28, so most there were zoomers 10 years younger than me. At the time I was obviously the oldest in my friend group, but a few years on people think we're the same age because they all look mid-30s in their mid-20s, kek. I don't think it's that millennials look young, I'm not that vain, zoomers just look older than they are.
>>545465482and alcohol.ironically, the only good alcohol is a very limited one. a can of beer/week is the upper tolerable limit.If you are male, consider wine instead of beer.>>545471652and stress also sleep time.I literally told my colleagues that are fat fuck if you don't have time to workout, the least you can do is avoid stress (do anti-stress theraphy) AND ample time of sleep (this is even more important than good quality & amount of workout)ironically, the homeless vagrant hobos are some of the healthiest people around>eternal NEET, no job = no stress. Absolute zero stress>just blissfully wander around treat public facilities like child at playground>cops couldn't do shit on them, waste of their time prosecuting useless bum while real crime happens elsewhere>won't get vaxxed. Don't even have IDreminds me of one picture of chink hobo that fashion mogs everyone else, it's like he's emanating aura
>>545475023You know why you're associated with 5oyboy Redditors?BECAUSE YOU ARE. No wonder girls your age fuck men my age. You're the biggest generation of faggots I have ever seen and that's saying a lot coming from a Millennial.
>>545475323>vapingthis shit actually primed me to be wary of the vaxxthey all said its less harmful than the (processed) natural smoke of burning tobaccoi dont buy itnobody did long-term studies on vapinghow could they exist?yeah, you are the test and study group, vaper
>>545475631>No wonder girls your age fuck men my age.That's literally the way its always been, though.Most women like older men.Most men like younger women.All that zoomer age gap hysteria was kikes tricking dumbass niggerfied zoomers into cutting themselves off from the natural mating order.
>>545459410It does
>>545459410It's 100% social media/internet doomerism that is giving them cortisol spikes in their youth, and the feminist school teachers aren't helping either. Many teachers love to torture their students by having them freak out about EVERYTHING. Plus poor zoom zooms lived through COVID as kids, that really stressed them the fuck out.Poor kids, born post 9/11 and having to live in a militarized state, bombarded with Jewish propaganda & humiliation rituals, then slapped with one one, but two recessions as they are growing up. 4 wars: Iraq, Afghanistan, Ukraine, Iran. COVID lockdowns, people freaking out, with BLM as the cherry on the top. Turns out the shot clots your shit and kills them kids, thank corporate greed and unaccountability! Oh and here's helicopter parents thanks to the birth rate being low. Forget ever going out thanks to Karen narcs. So stay in and brain rot on the cell phone and iPad. Plus they were in time for woke faggotry and TDS. TDS really ages you. Plus vaping gave smoking weed/cigs a massive comeback - that ages you too!
>>545474582>Millennials do not look youngI do>You don’t have sex appeal.I do>You don’t have kids.I will>You aren’t married.I am>You aren’t starting a family.I am>You don’t own a home.I doWhy does this make you so upset? Learn to be happy for others, you are the architect of your own misery.
>>545475560Technically alcohol in any amount is bad for your body. BUT, in small doses you receive mood benefits and stress reductions that DO help your overall state, which makes for a trade off where you accept less stress for chemical poison damage and fat buildup. Alcohol's pros: - Social lubricant (all the social anxiety now proves people REALLY need alcohol for this). By the way alcohol is a social lubricant because it is a literal truth serum (makes you more likely to say shit). Drinking became a human custom of relationship building because of that. - Depress/reduce anxiety- Relaxant- More adventurous, which can start relationshipsCons- More likely to do stupid shit & be harmed socially via embarrassment (or get a crime)- Hangovers when done to excess- Poison, harms liver and brain- Too much = death- Lowers awareness, can allow roofies (which leads to rape/murder)- high calorie, makes you fat- Can be habit forming- Can be used to escape shitty life instead of fixing it
>>545459410Some were forcevaxxed by their parents with the unfortunate fate of being underage during convid, milennials were also forcevaxxed which explains our autism but at least it wasn't an mRna DNA altering vaxx
>>545476700You would have been autistic no matter what
its not like its a mystery what makes people look aged these kids now a days are getting type 2 diabetes in their early 20s its just a complete lack of discipline and care from their parents combined with a world that wants to destroy them designed by Jews, live in a constant state of stress, want, and debt even though technology has made all of that unnecessary
>>545459410turns out sticking things up your butt isnt good for your health
>>545459410Thats not what the article says you fucking retard.>>545459822I am 32: this is cope.
>>545459410No refunds
how dare you! you're just mad that this hot tight pussy doesn't want your incel ass! i can barely fit three dragon dildos in this dick-crusher and you'll never get a whiff of it. like a sushi restaurant's day old dumpster sitting out in the hot summer sun. just admit you get hard thinking about it. lol, losers! incels never get the hint.
>>545471652Alcohol objectively ages you more than weed and its not even close. Im millenial and we DEFINITELY smoke weed.
>>545460149Dude's eyes tell the whole story, eyes don't lie. I'm a millennial and it wasn't until I hit 32 that I actually looked my age, if I shaved people would ask me why I wasn't in school during the day. I got tired of it so I kept a beard and mustache for most of my life, young girls would ask me which school I go to back when I used to just chill at the mall.
>>545464304Reported for posting this obvious child
>>545478350I'm 40 and I often get mistaken for late 20s, but I was also a major baby face in my 20s and looked like I was 14 and have stayed extremely fit natty. I also have exceedingly good genetics.I married a chinky girl and she ironically looks older than I do, everyone thinks she's the nanny or auntie when we visit China to see her family. Asians are fucking brutal.
>>545459410sneed oils make you age faster
Zoomers are obsessed with age, they will break sucicide records
>>545459410when a child is born the core of their substance comes from their mother. If your mother was healthy even if your lifestyle is shit you stand a chance. But genZ parents are almost 100% genX parents who were degenerate AF
>>545464304The favella makes this perfect
>>545459410Millenials are autists that don’t drink, do drugs, or vape.
>>545480782I believe this.My kids are super healthy and exceedingly strong for their age, my wife was really into fitness and I was a competitive athlete and we both ate healthy. I even took my first born's placenta to work to culture the cells, and the cells were the fastest growing cells I'd ever seen. Meanwhile their cohorts are a bit lacking physically for the most part.
>>545459410Young women are becoming incontinent.
>>545460149>>545460282Nobody thinks that guy looks young. He actually looks older than he claims to be. That's why he's a meme. Posting this as a legitimate example makes you look stupid.
I'm 40 and most Zoomer girls say I am late 20s at best.
>>545459410Millenials were at least raised by marginally intelligent people. Zoomers were raised by retards, who happily poisoned them, because Oprah and Pedo Joe told them to.
>>545459410Don't look at the vaccines.Don't look at the polypharmacy cocktails.Don't look at the foods full of carcinogenic and estrogenic compounds.Correlation != CausationSometimes the same types of bad things happen to lots of people at the same time for no good reason.
>>545481121Millennials made the silk road darkweb drug era what it is. Theyre degen as fuck
>>545475023>29You're a millenial old man.
>Millennials will live forever that's why they love AII'll be Exploring the Aeons of Yakubia with my AI Waifu while you toil in the dirt. We are not the same.
