I got too drunk this morning and the staff the polls said I couldn't vote they had a resource officer escort me out. Wtf does it matter if im drunk?
You only had one job as a citizen. Vote harder next time, vodkanigger
>>545462773>that gif who was in the wrong, pol?
>MFW I drank a beer while filling out my mail in ballot
>>545463271Obviously the guy riding his ass while being on his phone (I assume). If the roles were reversed that asshole would be putting all responsibility on the tailgater. Honestly incredibly based if real (I doubt it)
>>545463271The blue car obviously
>>545463439I bet both parties were on their phone and neither had any idea how close they were to eachother
>>545463439i already voted now i’m enjoying a nice bottle of captain morgan that tastes like balls
>>545463439yea but that doesn't seem proportionate. You ride on my ass in the left lane, therefore you deserve to die?
>>545462773>got too drunk this morningYou lost Migger
>>545463586>memeflag familiar with the taste of scrotumbaseball, huh?
>>545463586I voted against VivNECK and am drinking cabernet, it's sunny outside and 68 degrees in my apartment. I'm thinking of driving drunk later just for fun.
>>545463271Thats a webm nigger.
>>545462773>Blue car crashes >But its colour changes to white in the rear view mirror. It depresses me to now have to call a video I've known for five years AI generated... Truly, they keep a decade long head start on anything they release to the public.
>>545463749it was his choice to deprive himself of the foresight necessary at that speed. a car standing there is a rare thing i suppose. seems it had only just come to a stand, so the car behind can't be accused of having caused this deliberately. knowing how people have lost it since covid, it's better to yield than deal with possibly tragic consequences.
>>545463271The guy filming
>>545463749Yes. Because by simply not riding ass, you survive. It's the perfect crime, too. >"Sorry, judge, I wasn't paying full attention and swerved at the last second as a result." You get a fine, tops, and the world is a little better off. I'm tired of pretending this isn't the correct way to view things.
>>545463271Driver is on his phone at 150 km/h with engine lights blinkingBlue car driver is tailgatingThen there are 2 faggots stopped on the outer lane
>>545464230Are you joking? The white car sits on the road and is spun round by the collision with the blue car.>>545462773The white car dodging last second is me in every racing game if I want to mess with other racists
>>545465114it doesn't 'sit'. that's the thing. you can see the breaklights when it decelerates hard. the evasive move couldn't have taken place much earlier. also, when tailgated this way most people would feel 'hunted' and lose rationality.
>>545462773You sound like a loserYou could’ve at least been endearing about it and said>I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICAWhile the officer escorted your addict ass out
>>545463271The guy who stopped in the middle of the passing laneYeah, the guy who got totalled is definitely riding the other guys car bumper but that doesn’t mean he deserved to get wrecked like that
>>545463271tailgating is illegal in ontario
>>545462773you should go on fox news immediately and tell your story, drink more and do it shirtless
>>545462773>Be Californian>Get ballot mailed to me a month in advance>Use the dropbox
>>545462773Did he spill his beer?!
>>545464384Prove it. Even if he had a safe cushion for highway speed, the white car swerving at the last second would leave him very little time to react. Why didn't the white car get over when it was obvious there were stopped cars?
>>545463439Why the fuck can faggots stand still on the road on the left lane?
>>545464606That's standard third world behaviour.
>>545463271every single one of them>guy in the white care not paying attention only evading in the last second>blue car tailgating like crazy>cameraman rising between two lanes because hes busy filming shit while drivingamerica
>>545462773What would America be without it's noble taverns. What about Ben Franklin and his brewery, the whiskey rebellion? If Paul Revere and his drunken midnight ride didn't happen would we even have had a nation. It is a right...nay... an imperative for voting drunk and I will not stand for it.
>>545468769forgot to mention the two cars randomly coming to a stand still on the left lane
