>ooga booga on the trainhttps://richmond.nub.news/news/local-news/woman-arrested-at-brentford-station-after-harassing-teenager-313492>MI5 will not face contempt of court charges despite admitting its evidence was a liehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq5yn64wn2y7o>Jail threat if you insist a human can't be a cat: Absurdity of Labour's 'unworkable' gay and trans Billhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16259597/Labours-new-law-banning-conversion-therapy-make-illegal-tell-identifies-catgender-human-report-warns.html>Horror map shows the 34 most dangerous UK towns and cities to avoid in WW3https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2262931/34-most-dangerous-uk-towns-cities-ww3>Celebrity accused of sex abuse loses battle to keep name secrethttps://archive.ph/L0WTA>Freezers of UK meat suppliers heat up after cyber-attacks in Europehttps://www.theguardian.com/technology/2026/nov/03/uk-meat-processing-firms-fridges-heat-up-cyber-attacks>A third of UK workers don’t think their job is interestinghttps://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/job-satisfaction-record-low-british-social-attitudes-b3078275.html>King stops short of offering formal apology over transatlantic slave tradehttps://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/charles-ii-king-andy-burnham-the-king-commonwealth-b1303430.html>Mahmood has 'full confidence' in IOPC despite scrutiny over Henry Nowak murder casehttps://www.itv.com/news/2026-11-03/mahmood-has-full-confidence-in-iopc-despite-scrutiny-over-henry-nowak-case
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnrvK3zDlyg&l
>I'm harder than cauldron Yeah and I'm smarter than josh
The cheapest hmo within 5 miles of work is £850/month, there goes my dream of renting somewhere a decent size with a garden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X5hrUGFhsXo
Just farted in this thread.
Josh Team be like
>>545468900I SWEAR TO GOD MATE I WILL FUCKINI need to step outside and call my social workerfuck you[slams door]
>>545468900
Thank god for Muhammed and his electric bicycle. Isn't modern life great?
>>545468750basically everybody isnarcissists wouldn't be narcissists unless deep down they were terrified they weren't as (smart/strong/cool) as other people, because all that shit is compensatory and they can't see other people don't
Millions have to go lads
>>545468900This is becoming a habit.
the mad thing was i literally had nothing, no phone, no money, because i''d been robbedthe hospital gave me back my passport and that was itso after 12 hours the police were just likegood luckwith nothingoff you pop lmaoi told them, 'i'm just fucked hahaha' because i wanted to firm it and make it look like the detention was easyi blagged where i needed to go and a few drinks with my freakish eye and nose woundand that's when i met therese at the bus stop
>>545469046fatbastardmaxxing
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cw23d5z87drpo>'Quiet quitting' could be hitting the economy - here's whyCome on goy, you're not happy seeing Mr Shekelberg.
>>545469046>Muhammed and his electric bicycleI'm not familiar with that Hadith
>>545469140Everyone poos.
>>545468539Would you let your young daughter date Prince William?
>>545469351AND EVERYBODY HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURTSSOMETIMES
>>545469294I'm actually quite trim.
im a working neet
>>545469140yeah truebut is that going to happen through peaceful political means? i can't see it happening unless farage fucks off causing reform to disappear leaving restore as the only option
>>545468539Would you let your young daughter marry Prince William?
>>545469424It hurts when I poo
>>545469422No. He's married.
some timesall you need is the airin your bum
>>545469140have to go where?
>>545469432Norf disowns you
>>545469223The exception that proves the rule.
lol
just found out hostellass has moved out and shacked up with some random lad down in widnes kek
>>545469492Put a cork in it
>>545469046What was that about twenty quid? kek
>>545470027lad every time i see you post here its about her moving in with some other bloke n shit, how big of a slag is she
>>545470156she relapsed when I binned her off, lost access to her kid a second time, its being put up for adoption so she's probs shacked up with this lad with his own gaff so she can try again (and lose the kid again)
>>545470027Widnes dees digits :Dddd
>>545468810Get a fucking mortgage like a normal cunt ffs.
>>545469140I can make a cracking bit of jerk chicken or curry and I wash and have never raped anyone so there's really no reason for them to stay if we're being honest.
have you all got 3 days worth of supplies in? Water, food, head torch, wind up plastic sex arse etc?
>>545470027Best off out of it
>>545468539
Might adopt hostel lass's baby then use it to entice her here and then use that to annoy josh. Then send it back.
>>545470229fuckin hell aint right on the kid tho
>>545470301got 3 days worth of gooning material and a few packs of deenz. WAGMI
>>545470246Was thinking the same. My mortgage on a 4 bed detached with garage on a 1/3 acre is £640.pm
>>545470301Got a tap in the kitchen so I'd say I'm in good shape
>>545470301nah I'm gonna wing it and I think I'll be alright
>>545470301Im sorted
>>545470359kid will be better off adopted ngl, she'll probs pump loads out over the years n get them all taken off her. reckon being in here was her last chance. had lots of good people around her for the first time
>>545470479>Newports and mentholsDas rite
>>545470479Fuck. I forget to order a wind up jesus. I'm fucked.
I had to go into town today for a load of errands and I seen a lot of gay cunts about. They are everywhere. The fuck happened to zoomer men?
>>545470479A mini Jesus is an absolute essential in my go bag. I'm not even having a laugh with you.
>>545470301Should I put my kettle in a rubber box too, or do you reckon it'd be all right? Just thinking about how I'm going to cook all these Pot Noodles
>>545470604>The fuck happened to zoomer men?Millennial fathers.
>>545469274My face took on a frightening figure,a fractured nose and eyes swell'd bigger,like quasimodo done 12 rounds,an ugly giant panda with downs.Just spent 12 hours in the nick, good,french policemans occassional check,with mindgames from the gendamerie,yet with you i finally felt free.Yet many cunt pulled a face or gasped,you looked at me and like human asked,though with beauty and with grace you seemed,to transcend all that is brute, french, mean,You said, have you money for the bus?and though staggered was i by this, thus,"I could never dream ask that of you",but before i finished- purse undo.So my very broken face and heart,spoke nothing at no distance apart,and thus put a bold face on no peace,"was very nice to meet you, therese".
>>545470658Would that not be gen x fathers?
>>545468976>>545468987>>545469253I'm not taking questions at this time. Thank you.
>>545470658woah don't you lay that shit on usgen x fucked that one up, not usfor once this is something we're not responsible for
>>545470604How did you know they were gays and not say, Glam Rockers for instance?
>>545470649Order a meatpack off meatman. It comes in a polystyrene box. Then throw away the pot noodles and just eat the meat you bought.
>>545470705No. I'm a gen X father. My kids are fine. The younger ones are all gay, they had millennial fathers.
>>545470649an upside down shopping trolly makes a good makeshift faraday cage
>>545470604too much bussy on social
>>545470731Nope. My kids and their frens are all pretty cool. It all went wrong with millennials.
>>545470604Don't know if you noticed this, lad, but the last quarter-century has not been a very positive time for young men to be growing up in
Hope none of you lads have any illegal facesitting pornography on your computer. You will be put on the sex offender register if found with such obscene material. Make sure to surrender it by 6th November. Wouldn't want you having to disclose to your neighbours that you're a sex offender into strange porn, would you?
>>545470479>as many as 9 bic lighters + a zippo>mini jesus>slippers AND sliders>2 calculatorsTruly incredible image.
love just sitting here psychoanalysing anons with extensive post histories
>>545470880you can think whatever you want about whoever I don't care aboutblaming zoomers on millennials is missing the point by about 15 yearswe had no say in how these people turned out, okay, it stopped at avocado toaston behalf of my generation, deal with your own kids
>>545470738Because they looked fucking gay. Wearing women's hipster clothing and walking in the most gayest way, and talking like a woman with a lisp. It is repulsive>>545470884So you just decide to be an effeminate tart? That doesn't add up
>>545470890I don't understand why anyone would save porn?It's fucking everywhere if you need to look at it. I can honestly say there is zero porn on any of my devices. Nary a nipple.
>>545470890>don't be a gorm, bin that porn
>>545470975Like I said, my kids are fine. They have jobs and opposite sex partners. Millennials kids? Fucking curries, unemployed, ketamons addicts, gay and always anxious. Don't know what your generation was doing but you went and fucked it right up.
>>545471126millennial kids are like 5 - 11 you societally disconnected fruit loopnow I believe you even lessit's basic strauss-howeread a wikipedia article sometimes
>>545471014Not started smoking crack n smack now have u lad? >pro smokers can spot the odd bud out
>>545470813>No. I'm a gen X father. My kids are fine. The younger ones are all gay, they had millennial fathers.Most kids who don't like their parents turn into their worst nightmare. When you look at a lot of these new rebellious movements, they're mainly about being a man, eating healthy, disregarding women and homosexuality and being Christian or some form of racial nationalist. I don't believe the younger generation will be that bad to be honest with you. My generation was patient zero in school environments of all this bullshit, and I don't know anybody from school who is not a foreigner or woman that supports modernity.
>>545470990>decide to beBeing shaped by your environment isn't really a conscious decision. I can't really blame them for coming out like that when they've spent their whole childhoods drowning in a culture that's overtly hostile to them and put through all of these institutions that are almost designed to turn them gay and retarded. You'd have to be a bit of an antisocial weirdo to not come out like that, so it's a two-edged sword
>>545471234I smoked your mum's crack and gave it a smack last night m8
>>545471126>my kids are fineThis is not about your children. A lot of the gen z queers walking about the streets were raised by gen x and early millennials. Mostly gen x
>>545471234dude weed lmao
Oooo. Nice little double nudger.Tidy.
Just looked up millennials.... >Workplace Values: They tend to look for purpose-driven work, flexibility, mental health supportSpeaks volumes. Nutters. No wonder they fucked their kids up.
>>545470479Where’s the alcohol, sweets, cigarettes etc?
>>545471315That's why she slept in late, ffs>>545471365>t.not a pro smoker
Lot's of schizoids in the thread tonight.
>>545470479>Adidas sliders Maaaaate
>>545470479>kit.e.katMee fucking ow ya bastard
>>545471420but nah am not on the crack n smack wtf m8dirty thatgot offered ket the other night but said no
>>545471379That's what he's going to sell his bussy for.
>>545471343The gay ones were the early millennials. Plus, their teachers were tranny millennials.
>>545470301i've got a big fleece, new zelda coming thursday and a box of jaffa cake flavour protein bars
>>545471290Yeah but i'm in west ulster. The local culture was anti gay and still kind of is. Yet there is all these fags coming out of no where all of a sudden. Funny, there's a lot of coffee shops about now too which came out of nowhere and in the same timeframe as the gays. I think coffee makes you gay
>>545471464>Lot's of schizoids in the thread tonight.I'm a schizotypalwe're like schizoids but we're actually fun to be around
>>545471517Hostels were the thing wot lead me to crack n smack, prostitute who used to live there loved me lmao just worried about you, been there a while now.
>>545470301i've got fucking loads of rice but not on purposei'd be reet
Ordered four hampers from F&M, I’ll die luxuriously
Does coffee make you gay?
>>545471917Clearly AI.There's never been a sosij mcmuffin put together that well in history.
>>545471917>Does coffee make you gay?And no. That's millennial fathers.
>>545471917coffee makes civilisations gay but not people
>>545471609nah don't worry about me lad. only thing I've ever been offered is ket and a bit of sniff, said no to both. no pressure. just told them I'm a good christian boy. don't even get pestered for weed. only been asked once by some random kid who moved in and always asked to bum ciggies off people but since I said me weed's me medicine and I don't share it with everyone he's respected thatturns out if you're a good lad, likeable and have good boundaries that gets you a lot of respect even somewhere like this and everyone pretty much leaves you alone
>>545471990I'm gonna be honest. I haven't ate or been in a McDonalds for over 17 years. I don't know what a sosij mcmuffin is>>545472057That seems about right. I'm gonna go with that
>>545472094I took the opposite approach through my hostel journeyI cranked my stereo to 11 every day and dressed like a human peacock and took a bunch of fucking acid and people were either like "fuck this weirdo" or they sometimes sell me weed to this day
>>545470301yeah i'm preppedthings are pretty boring so a collapse will liven things up, i'm wishing for it
>>545470479Me too
I do not support Ukraine.
most of you wouldn’t last a day at the hostel
>>545471274>When you look at a lot of these new rebellious movements, they're mainly about being a man, eating healthy, disregarding women and homosexuality and being Christian or some form of racial nationalisttheir big downfall is that they arent about learning to be a decent human being (and i dont mean that in a squishy guardian way). having a quasi ascetic, near islamic attitude to society doesnt lead to the good the beautiful and the true, only to excessive self regard as the upholders of morality and intolerance of anyone who thinks to differ. its basically a new puritanism but with even worse haircuts
>>545472445Yeah I'd leave to go back to my house.
Gravy or liquor on your pie and mash?
>>545472094That's good to hear, dont mean to sound preachy but its so easy to slip in to using.
thoughts on brit/pol/ issuing an official and formal apology for slavery?
https://x.com/UnityNewsNet/status/2117564161152496005EST
>>545472174I'm at more than 20 years though I once tried to get a cup of tea from one of those in a service station with a big screen, turns out you can't get a cup of tea in some service stations and then I got a letter from some jews in north london claiming I had stayed too long in their car park, bristol services btw, course I never paid those fucks
>>545472523Zing.
>>545472570I would, as long as it leads to them all going back to Africa. >I'm sorry we tried to help you, please go home
Everybody's dead, Dave.
>>545472570I'm sorry we didn't just castrate them like the Arabs did
>>545471378financial crisis, COVID, all whilst being young adults with zero foothold in the working world, wanna buy a gaff? that'll be 500k please mate, dogshit wage growthvsI swear the USSR are actually gonna do it this time, free university, your house costs a bag of beans.You're still alright compared to boomers, though.I'd want some menthol elves too, tbqh.
>>545472568the lads in here won't let me touch anything anyway, tbf even hostellass used to go mad if people tried to get me to have a cig kek. if even she's protective of me when she's a cunt, what does that say? I'm loved me lad. no slipping in here, unless its in a 3rd hostellass wahey
>>545470890I use my imagination
>>545472523Kek
>>545472750But you've taken up smoking weed lol never spoke to a smack head who didn't start with weed. Sorry, I'm a preacher now lmao
Hello, my paki 'constituant' came over on a skilled work visa 5 years ago (carer - aka raping and slapping about old people). He'll be getting ILR soon, how long afterwards will he need to wait for gibs in relation to his retarded child born of incest?
>>545472755>>545472925uh oh stinky
>>545472523
>>545468539Gf wants to drag me to see Billy Bragg perform live
>>545471000if you looked at it that counted as downloading it, every time an image loads on your computer it's put into your drive somewhere, the law doesn't care if you intended to keep it forever or not
>>545472777I don't like using my imagination because it gets too weird and I used porn as a way of dissociating myself from the process and compartmentalising it in a way that doesn't affect my life or relationships nglbut yeah whatever man u do u
>>545472925Wot a fucking cunt.
Australia is saved.
>>545472777Its not nice thinking about the exes though is it. End up cry wanking.
>>545471589>I think coffee makes you gay>>545471917I mean it does come from the Sotadic Zone.
>>545472877I smoked it years ago when I worked retail lad, just stopped, don't even know why
>>545470890I agree with the government on this. Face sitting is really dangerous. You could die from that. And please, when having sexual intercourse, wear the appropriate health and safety equipment to prevent injury. That includes a softfoam helmet, inflatable rubber arm bands and an emergancy rape whistle. This is the bare minimum
>>545473166They won't put foreign invaders in labour camps because it's unethical, but it seems completely fine to torture white people.As if it weren't dark enough already, there are extremely dark days ahead.
>>545472055You've found your bait and you're sticking to it, I'll give you that, fair play.
>>545472174>I haven't ate or been in a McDonalds for over 17 yearsIs that pre those alarms that make it sound like a cross between an apocalyptic rave and some kind of industrial accident?
>>545472777Wanking, but exclusively for high IQ Anglos
>>545473371Brits = distorting the job market.Jeets and Chinese = ???It's honestly clown world shit. I used to think the people in charge were just retards, but they're actually evil.
>>545472737I didn't get free uni and the GFC hit when I had a one year old and another on the way. Tough times. We were renting then. We bought our house in 2015. Everything millennials went through, gen X also went through. We were just less gay about it.
>>545473314Wish I could just stop. Managed to make half ounce last from Friday and have one spliff of that left, 12 days will be a record for me if I can do the same again. Also would be nice if I could grow it legally, got caught for a gbh in 2017 and they took my plants and lights but left the tent, bulb hood, and pots. Bet they were planning on coming back in a year to see what's up but I was on prison lmao
>no school uniform >no choking or face sitting>of ageThis is still okay right?
>>545473116That's nonsense btw. I don't look at porn anyway.
>>545473731matemaybe okay in 2007, on /b/, for a bit
>>545473395its not even baithe doesn't want reactions he wants opportunities to self-aggrandise
>>545473645doubt it
>>545473658fucking rats man, sly cunts aren't theythey're been harassing everyone here recently, I've been searched a few times as well
>>545473395I usually go with Ukraine but I'm bored of that. Thought I'd try a new angle. Going well so far.
>>545473804Al get in me pod
>>545473166>100k "European" yoof arrive to distort British job markets>"No you can't go to Australia you chud!">we don't want scabs in this sector, we wan scabs in this other sector
>>545473791Would you believe that the legal definition for 'making an image' in this country includes 'causing it to exist on a device'? That includes cached images.
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16261899/Woman-stabbed-killed-stupid-Macedonian-sheepdog-adopted-avoids-jail-blaming-PTSD.html>A woman who stabbed her 'stupid' pet dog to death after claiming it triggered her Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) has avoided jail.>Victoria Lodge said she could not cope with Celine, her adopted Macedonian sheepdog. Lodge posted on social media that she wanted her gone and called her 'demon spawn' after three months of owning the canine.>The 33-year-old contacted a charity helpline threatening to harm herself or the dog – which resulted in a visit by paramedics. Lodge told the emergency workers that she suffered from PTSD and bipolar disorder which had been triggered by Celine's behaviour, and a paramedic offered to contact the RSPCA on her behalf.>But Lodge was 'hysterical and screaming' and told him she had stabbed her dog when he called with an update the next day.>She pleaded guilty to a charge of animal cruelty but was spared prison by a judge at Bournemouth Crown Court. She was instead disqualified from keeping any animal indefinitely.>Pictured: the dog
>>545473892you know at one point 4chan had a legit loli board I wasn't here for that, moot nixed it quickit was a response to the amount of guro and loli ending up in normal hentai boardsI'm just saying there was a time this ain't it
>>545472445Why? What would happen?
>>545473993You can get away with anything if you have a hole between your legs. Patriarchy? What patriarchy?
Watching Kenneth Copeland videos with mum
sleepy asfgetting me head downinabitski
>>545473934No.>The Practical and Legal View (Explicit Downloading)>In everyday language and the law, viewing is not the same as downloading:• Explicit download: This is when you deliberately save a file to a permanent folder (like your "Downloads" or "Photos" app) by clicking "Save image as...".• Legal standing: Courts generally distinguish between passive, temporary browser caching (which happens naturally just by visiting a webpage) and an active, intentional act of downloading or copying protected material.
>>545473515Idk. I remember there were beeps in the kitchen. It sounded more like a smoke alarm or a reversing truck
>>545473166isn't that exactly what aussies do in UK? go work in a bar in london
>>545473881They are cunts, they always protect the cunts who want to fuck with me man. Went out with an axe to 9 people and the cunts who were wanting to kill me rang the cops lmao best to not interact with them at all, especially nowadays. Take care of yourself lad, them places are a test of fortitude. I only wanted to post me weed n bounce. I'll be on about 4 or 5 am
>>545473993>that she suffered from PTSD and bipolar disorderThe things people do for PIP.
>>545474286Burnham should make it they have to work in Birmingham instead.
>>545472777We need a government fact check on if this is illegal. I think it is because they're trying to stop people from enjoying the suffocation of others. This is NOT ok.
>>545474428Make them work in a care home in Birmingham.
>>545474243>(which happens naturally just by visiting a webpage)That's a heavily load-bearing phrase, since the Criminal Justice Act makes it clear that the distinction only applies if the defendant, "did not know, nor had any cause to suspect, it to be indecent"
>>545474545Get someone round to check his thinking. Boot up the Palantir profile to see what % Chud he is.
No new visa until all the jobs whites are too lazy are being done. By migrants.
>>545474663No new visas until a flirty jeeta wipes my arse. Simple as.
>Beyond political bickering and point-scoring lies a deeper question. Why does Britain struggle to fully understand its colonial past and to grapple with the negative impact of its legacies? One the one hand, the country celebrates its historical conquests as far back as the Battle of Hastings and applauds the wealth that derived from the products of colonisation, such as cotton. On the other, it refuses to accept that harm was caused to populations whose lands it forcefully occupied – and that the trafficking of African captives has changed how we think and what we assume about different racial groups to this day.APOLOGISE
i like it when women have massive breasts no offence
POWERFUL
>>545474972why can't one of these niggers put 2 and 2 together and actually start blaming the jews for their slave trade?
>>545474972
Have the Nigerians apologised for slavery?
THIS
>>545475110Because you won't get any easy money from the Jews.
>>545473166>Australia is fuckedThe current Australian government has an open border policy with India. They hate white people. The PM is a wog and a traitor.
>>545470890How the fuck aren't bongs rioting over this shit?
>>545475196that's a good point
>>545475240I memba when Aussies had standards.
>>545474972Was the British state even that involved in the slave trade? Wasn't it primarily done via private enterprise?
>>545475196Who were all these slave owning families?Is there a list of names and their religion?
>>545475268Why should I care about perverts having to use a VPN?
>>545475196>those poor slave-owning families who lost out when it was abolishedUnironically though, the state dispossessing people of their property which had been legally held for centuries was kind of dodgy, and doing so without compensating them would have been tyrannical.
>>545475380It should be best practise anyway because who in their right mind trusts pornographers?
>>545475110Because the reality is different. As much as some want to claim the Jews are entirely responsible, that's simply not true. I'm Catholic and at least half a dozen of my ancestors were big in the slavery game.
>>545475321>Aussies had standardsLmao.
>>545475380They're going to make porn illegal in general and then come after you.
>>545475512I don't use porn. They can come if they like.
>>545475470you know the boats had insurance don't you?any hand in slavery beyond their 2% population is over representation that needs to be held to account.
>>545475512>First they came for the wankers and I did nothing for I'm not a wanker.....
>>545475569But you do masturbate, right? That's going to be illegal too.
I would imagine if you can be arrested for praying in your own head, you can also be arrested for imagining face sitting.
>>545475512porn should be illegal it's grimit leads you to dark waters, like billions of asian women with hotter bodies than white women ban it before it's too latebyron spoke about this
>>545475614Wasn't that Lloyds of London who insured the boats
>>545475470>at least half a dozen of my ancestorsWhen you go back a few centuries that's only a small percentage.
fucken Nuremberg 2.0 when?
>>545475685yes I think so
>>545475382Yeah people are crying about "retrospective" changes to immigration rules but making a whole economic asset illegal is infinitely worse. Plus, how else are you supposed to do reparations? For all the 80 year old slaves? Well when were they slaves on British territory? What about freedmen? How is this being calculated? Is it dependent on their economic role and output? What's stopping slaves from foreign colonies running over for both freedom and money?
>>545475666That's only outside abortion clinics. If you are imagining face sitting at an abortion clinic you probably should be at least questioned.
So when are we getting the empire back together?I miss the good old days.
>>545475512Porn becomes illegal, meanwhile they let rapists out on bail.
>>545475678Alcohol should be illegal faggot.
>>545475931I agree
>>545475763Just repeal ALL laws related to slavery including the protections afforded by anti slavery legislation. If anyone wants reparations after that just enslave them to ensure they have earned it.
>>545475819
>>545475268We don't riot. We are an impotent people who just sit in the cuck chair and watch whilst our government continuously takes away our rights. We're basically just China except we're also being ethnically replaced.
>>545468539that faggot lost all his hair like a typical white cuck. probably gave it all to israelis on chemo
>>545468539that faggot lost all his hair like a typical white anglosaxon cuck.
>>545475689Ffs fancy a slice of battenberg now.
>>545475819anarcho-tyranny
>>545476128
>>545476141>>545476227retarded newfag normgroid typing the same thing twice
Fuck all of you
>>545476230same here now ffs
>>545476230Shhh. Don't spoil it.
>>545469046>ordering grocery never understood ppl who do this, do you not have a tesco express, sainsbury local, or co-op near you?
>>545470729Evangelicals have gotta be the most tacky version of Christians out there. You never see other denotations advertise their church like their a shitty mattress store.
>>545476291I don't think anarcho-tyranny was ever imagined to go this far.
>>545476371up ur bum m8
>>545471000>I don't understand why anyone would save porn?Mostly when my favourite vids and images got taken down for one reason or another.Same reason I rip and Torrent movies/ tv shows.
Mi no eat pum pum dat shieet giv yuh da cancer
in fucking a&e about to have a CT scan. they gave me oramorph
>>545476475Made by slaves, reparations now!
>>545476475I found some Soreen at the back of the bread bin, still tastes ok and no signs of mould, I'm taking this as a win.
>>545476887who are you who are so wise in the way of science?
I just ate a peanut butter n jam sandwich.Did the yanks invent that?
>>545476609I think they're kino honestly people just have this weird snobby attitude towards them. If you look past the surface they're into some really mystical esoteric stuff it's just expressed in plain language.
>>545477183you gotta put bacon in it to make a fools gold sandwich elvis used to have burgers like that
>>545472057True, China was the worlds strongest when it had an monopoly on Tea, Japan's warrior history was fueled by Tea and when we stole China's monopoly on tea we became the most powerful empire in history.The only nation that wasn't improved by Tea was India, who grew it for us when we were undermining China and they still shit on the streets.
>>545475785Do they do porn conventions in this country? That's a place of concern for face sitting thoughts.
>>545476948roll it up and sculpt it into cat turds then put it in your kids lunch box for a laugh
>>545476889ur dead bro rip
soon lads
>>545477378what about smutty novels that have face sitting in them? is that allowed?
>>545476889try not to get raped by any passing retards
>>545477183think that was them Mayan fellas
>>545477174Mi a yardie
Maybe a police officer to be present at all times via a zoom link to monitor your swinging and dogging relating activities who can send CTSFO to any face sitting taking place and an unlimited fine for events that have such incidents take place.
>>545477450It's gone, there was about a third of it left and I had the lot with butter and a lemon and ginger tea. I regret nothing.
>>545476490I've just had the flu and now have the shits. I didn't want to shart in the mart.
>>545477522haha nono we have obscenities laws regarding publications dating back to the victorian age basicallyeven "body horror" is a grey areaI wouldn'twhich sucks because I write really thorough smut with really solid worldbuilding but nah I just wouldn't risk it
>>545472575One thing I always notice is it's rarely WMxBW in these ads, it's almost always BMxWW. I assume because the former implies a level of assimilation while the latter implies more of a slow takeover, at least in theory.
>>545476764I torrent movies. Just not porn.
>>545477183That was niggers. Enjoy your nigger food.
will they be banning this noethe swineshttps://youtu.be/b_wiGem93JY?si=YchiOVuxwiHp0OtQ
>>545477522>what about smutty novels that have face sitting in them? is that allowed?Well what is said about CSAM? It's on the same level now. Oh my damn stars, what's going to happen to the rape novels women read??? Can we report them for owning such obscene material?
>>545477522the really sneaky thing about this instead of "cracking down" on "offensive" poer what they are actually doing is promoting pornography, it is normalisation
Norf Korea
>>545477810Promoting extreme pornographic material>BANNED
>>545477812>>545477812and who is going to write those novels?women?lmfao
>>545477810I wish 4chan hackers were real and put this on blast all over Ofcom's office pcs, but I guess they are too busy collecting Tranny porn.
>>545477727A few things: people instinctively know that conquerors take women as the prize, so it is subliminal taunting on that level. 2. Social engineering and advertising mostly targets women, since they account for 80% of consumer spending.
>>545477946One of the most famous novels right now is written by a woman with the plot of being raped by a minotaur.
>>545477807It was good ngl
Question. Step moms stuck in a washing machine.
>>545478090in a big sad way this proves my pointI bet I could write that with better dialogue and twice the minotaur rape but I live here on victorian obscene publications law island
>>545478158It annoys me niggers claim peanut butter. I like peanut butter. I hope it's not true. I don't believe it.
>>545478184lmao
Lol - lmao even.
>>545478184Do the needful
so i actually shagged a girl but i got carried away and put in her arse, she's asleep but i'm scared she's gonna accuse me of anal rape later
>>545478184STOP CRIMINAL SCUM
>>545478351Just kill her now to be sure.
>>545478184Illegal.In fact, reading that is also illegal. Acknowledging the concept itself is a crime!
>>545478351Disappear into the night and start a new life under an alias.
>>545478286According to google they did not invent it.
>>545477463>>545477558wasn't too bad. the dye made me feel like I was wetting myself
>>545477943plods rolled up>>545478010I hope someone smears their dilators with chilli sauce
>>545478431actually good advice, better than chatgpt, but i don't want to go to prison, how can i kill her but not get caught, how do i dispose of the body?
>>545478206>but I live here on victorian obscene publications law islandDon't fret lad. What we need is an equivalent of prohibition era underground pubs. Somewhere where only true and vetted rape novel enthusiasts can write and print these novels to sell to the thirsty masses of women. A proper underground movement. Pay port workers to turn a blind eye to your face sitting collection thumb drives in the container.
>>545478639gay fawkes?
>>545478020The ironic thing is that Black woman are more likely to prefer the former, for both projection reasons and for the hypocritical hatred of their men not dating other Black woman so it would probably respond better for everyone.But then again, this is a demoralisation campaign disguised as an ad so I guess that Nigger dudes X mid Bird is the correct choice.
>>545478689I dunno honestly this just seems like it's gonna tip me even further toward the "emmanuel goldstein" timeline and I just feel like pornography is such a silly thing to become public enemy number one over, right nowthat may changeidk x
>>545477514i hope republicans win bigly leftist deserve to live in a state of perpetual seethe and misery
Tranny porn doesn't do it for me.
>>545478660Take her up to your local cemetery the night before a funeral. There will be a fresh grave dug. Dig down a bit further just enough to cover her up. Wait for the next day and she's 7ft under.
>>545478351Anal is gayYou're gay
okay stop me if this sounds silly but I had this bizarre idea that with the globalist unrepression that naturally comes with their politics that actually they would repeal old porn laws that don't make sense anymore, not make more upstop me if that sounds stupid but that's how I thought it was gonna gowas I wrong to think that somehow?
>>545478842Do you ever get fed up of being wrong?
>>545478206>>545478689>What we need is an equivalent of prohibition era underground pubsAlternately you publisher your erotica with an american publisher under pseudonym, Ideally with a woman's name for easy sales. However that would require a off shore bank account.Also I bet most of the actually "well written" female erotica was mostly written by duds under a fake name.
Everyone is an autist these days
>>545474972So sick of looking at these disgusting people and their stupid shit coloured faces, massive nostrils, puffed up lips and dirty looking nappy hair.
>>545479266Very few are. It's just an easy route to pip.
>>545478316Not true? They're upping it to 8 and you'd have to get a Irish visa and any years spent living in Britain would be flushed away as they wouldn't count.
>>545479166They are control freaks. The ban is used to remove anonymity further.
>>545479213yeah but then taxman comes around and they're like why does "Foxy Starfire" make most of the money in your household and I'm like she's my wife, and they're like can we see her?and I'm like, no.
>>545479213>Also I bet most of the actually "well written" female erotica was mostly written by duds under a fake name.It sounds like a plausible theory.
>>545479266NHS Right to Choose will be a big scandal at some point. rNHS paying dodgy companies run by foreigners who pay foreigners with a mental health nursing qualification to do autism and ADHD assessments that are not vigorous at all.
>>545478351This is a bait post, i do not reply to bait posts, except to highlight the fact the post is a bait post.
>>545479456just set your VPN when it's time for a palm frolic
>>545478639Unironically the entire world would benefit from such a thing.
Wa gwaaaan? me bredren!
why are the spammers back is something happening?
>>545479456It's why woman over 30 should be banned from positions of power, most of all politics.
>>545479817Looks like Donal is getting his arse handed to him.
>>545479140I like it because the girls don't.That's how much of a bastard I am.
>>545479175what have i tried to say that's factual that i've got wrong
>>545480215u like a smelly poopy dickur a poopy smelly dick haver
>>545479817There's no excuse for not having them filtered in 2026
>>545479758eeesbingotananting
> one M&S perfectly matured xmas cakeScoffed
never do the anal first thing in the morning
>>545479758Wetin dey happen bredrin? We dey reason the new facesitting porn ban and how e go affect tins or any way we fit waka round am.
Kek fuck sky news https://x.com/PolitlcsGlobal/status/2117760691742405089?a=d65fP60iBNVC8G_Wz0M&s=19
>>545481241>I'm not chasing you aroundFucking hate journos me. It's like they never got that being nice to people will make them open up to you more. Always sticking that FUCKING mic in their fucking faces talking nonsense. Always to rhetorical question too, like, "Abdul what's going to happen if you lose", obviously nothing you thick twat.
>>545481195/teeth sucking noisesMi still gwan see itBabylon cahn' stap mon trom iz tingstuffff an foo lish ness raaaaaass/Slaps fingers rapidly
>>545481580Here's the full videohttps://x.com/SkyNews/status/2117766605572645068?a=HsEVVv7PoF0AjbToaKI&s=19
Someone bake. I've got a fart brewing.
