So how are you going to dodge getting drafted to by the US army?
>>545469881If you enlist, you won't get drafted...
>>545469881I'll say "I DIDN'T VOTE FOR THIS!" and then my voice will be heard and my vote will be respected because that's how democracy works!
>>545469881I already served 12 years in the Army and blew up my requisite number of brown people.
>>545469881I’m too old now.
>>545469881I will feign mental illness
>>545469881Just won't go is all.
I'll just resist until they shoot me, or put me in jail. If they drag me to the front lines, I'll simply turn around and walk back until the Jewish MPs shoot me. I won't be participating in this.
>>545469881Reenlisting in the Marines and getting a nice warehouse MOS. LMAO, fuck you.
by being an obese 33 year old NEET with arthritis in my spine
>>545469881I am schizophrenic
>>545469881I'd just make it very clear to the inducting officers that my only loyalty is to whatever enemy they have and I'll do my very best to get a high score if issued a weapon
>>545469881Oooh datamine? Aight glowop I'll key you in. I mean I got guns acourse but eho doesnt, my special sauc is that I got a lot of armor like a full level 4 suit even with helmet+face cover, and multiple shields, even vehicle is armored, boomie boys, lasers that could sear your eyeball material in a flash, gas and gas masks, etcetc. But if I'm honest? I dont even think it's worth going that route. I can just sit. Sit all day, sit all night. If you stand me up, I'll sit back down. Carry ne somewhere else and I'll just sit there. I can sit anywhere. I can sit at home, I can sit at jail, I can sit on the ground anywhere on god's green earth. I can even sit in water in some instances. I really fucking like sitting, bro. I could sit forever probably. Does that answer your question? I hope so because I forvot what it was, but I know that all things can be solved by a form of sitting.
By voting Democrat, simple as
>>545471125Ugh, perfect fodder for an unpopular war right here just roll this guy at them he wont be able halt himself to retreat.
>>545469881By being 42?
>>545469881>two more weeks
>>545469881Continue to not be American.
Draft is 18-26 and I’m 45. Sorry lil bros, but my old ass will be in the rear with the gear.
>>545469881Im not amerimutt :)
Ill just claim im a kike.
