Hello, my name is anon I'm an American citizen. I could show my ID, but I'm not sure that you wanna see it.I live in West Virginia, but I spend all my time in Virginia working.I'm not sure which congress seat I'm voting to fillBut I would like to formally select as my candidate choice your mother.Because none of the other resolutions appeal to me in anyway, I would like to submit my following resolutions to be voted upon.1) Donald Trump and Elon Musk operate his figureheads for an institution that owes me 12,020 dollars. I believe they owe American citizens 12,000.This resolution if passed we charge them 30% monthly interest on this bill.2) there are too many men at my gym and not enough women. And more than half of the women who visit the gym are over the age of 30.This resolution if passed would give me access to taxpayer funds with which I would remedy this problem.3) tag limits on flock employees. There's a limited number of them and we can't have them going extinct on us from over hunting. This is self-explanatory.This bill is passed would mandate tag limits on the employees of tech companies, foreign provocateurs, and other foreign trained subversives.4) horsepower is always good for a nation. I believe that expenses paid to upkeep motorcycles should be tax deductible.How do I vote on all these things? Where do I run for office? Am I in Virginia or West Virginia? Should I move to Maryland? I like how few Walmarts are in Maryland.
>>545471349>I live in West Virginiahow many times did you copulate with your mom and sister? Do you have children by them?
>>545471349I’m afraid your may have to go outside and talk to an actual human to find answers anon, sorry for your loss
>>545471638Doesn't that defeat the point of the Internet?I talked to people IRL and they just stay away from me like I'm some sort of monster.
>>545471349>I live in West Virginiayou ever see Moth Man?
