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No election night Styx.
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>>545479786
RIP
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Is he dead?
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>>545479786
Glad to see Asmon is out there still doing his thing. Really surprised he hasn’t read his Talmudic predictions for the elections tonight
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>>545479786
Styxhexenhammer666 is obsessed with free gaming laptops and devising schemes to fool people into sending him enormous donations and weekly tithes for his "Salvation Laptop Fund" which he uses to buy more expensive gaming laptops. He's running a big scam operation to fool all of you into sending him your life savings to buy yourself a place on his so-called "Salvation Laptop". In reality Styx will just type your name onto a list which he saves as a Word document on his "magical" laptop, that's your "place of salvation". He will then use your money to buy himself even more expensive gaming laptops that he'll play on his luxury yacht and private jet while plotting to rule the world through his laptop scam.

Styx Laptop pledge drive:
https://archive.org/details/youtube-xQNVgo5h-D4

>Petition to make Styx get a job
https://web.archive.org/web/20191218064242/https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/make-styxhexenhammer666-get-job

▶ Styx boasts about his "tech skills" but doesn't know how to transfer the data from his HDD
▶ Keeps replacing his microphones because the volume is always terrible (he doesn't know how to adjust it)
▶ He fails to properly install his Logitech peripherals on his other laptop and thinks they don't work simply because his other laptop is "too old" to work with Logitech software
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>>545479786
Styx has fallen off hard, he hasn't done anything in months.
Deals with demons, not even once.
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>>545479786
laptop status?
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>>545480229
Dicks are so gross. Is that why you cut yours off?
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>>545479786
THIS IS WHY YOU DON'T MAKE DEALS WITH GAY OWL DEMONS!!!!
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He's been doing a lot better lately though!
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What actually happened with Styx? Did he have a stroke or did he just become a hardcore alcoholic very quickly?
I always used to admire his dedication to making videos every day even though his political and social views were pretty gay at times.
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>>545480321
Why...are you looking for a date big boy???...
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I hope Styx is ok
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>>545480490
Styx has a history of alcoholism and when he got into trouble with the law he went full blown alcoholic denial of reality. Unless he got caught recently he's still on the run from separate arrest warrants in Louisiana and Vermont.
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>>545480321
https://youtu.be/pGL2rytTraA?si=2FU54XjufV1R94JG
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Was Styx ever drunk on stream when he was in the Netherlands?
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How is Anton surviving all of this?
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>>545480490
Bottom shelf vodka got the best of him
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>>545481016
I never detected that he was fucked up in any of his videos until this last year or so. He seemed like a good guy but I always cringed when he did the whole "gay weddings protected by automatic rifles" lolbertarian kind of stuff. Hope he has a redemption ark.
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>>545480038
He's too busy doing meth and gaming on his laptops
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>>545480490
he threw a phone at some chick in New Orleans and that got him jailtime. He talked about it like it was a dirt hole gulag.
He comes back to Vermont and start boinking some other fat crazy bitch. Apparently he did some sort of drunken domestic abuse stuff to her too. So he gets arrested a 2nd time there.

He irrc was awaiting court on that, and genius that he is, decides he's going to go argue with the exact same crazy bitch, and she knocks his tooth out of his face.

Whatever happened there, it means he's going to be arrested for a 3rd time.

So he ran away and he's hiding in, allegedly, some insane Other woman's basement, probably in New York or tf ever. So it seems people claim at least.
Clearly he is doing all that drunk to the point that in every video he's slurring and misspelling the video titles.
He's obviously on the same bed he makes the videos, drinking himself to death all day long, probably in some part by leeching off this crazy woman's neetbux.

>TL;DR
owl demons will make you retarded, drunked wigger white trash things. Don't do that, bad path.
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>>545481531
Oof. I don't go near occult shit but I do drink a lot of beer.
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I used to watch his videos every morning for news that was a long time ago that might have been before 2020.
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>>545479786
Become satanist, get wrecked
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Boring ugly beta male with bad takes and dumb as to shit who used e celeb to get chicks and ran as soon as a man was gonna whip his nerdy ass
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>>545482784
Well I would say if you wake up in bed to shotgun down like 5 high gravity tall boys, without even leaving bed, just so you can lay back down until you roll over and talk about your political opinions while guzzing 7 more until you pass out?
Ya might want to cut back a bit, or you'll be living like Stxy.
That isn't the way, anon.
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>>545483757
Nah I wake up at 4am six days a week and go to work.



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