>buy clippershttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crlykl5gl3x4o>jew nonce will get noncedhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq398mj0vn2mo>with jews you losehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cj1dw0ydn595t
does anyone really believe state schools in muslim areas are actually following the lefty woke school curriculum that contains all sorts of lgbt shite muslims hate?theres no way the muslim teachers are stood at the front of a muslim classroom and teaching any of that stuff lmao
What if it isn't actually David Walliams, and all the stuff with his publisher was just bad timing?
clarse tunehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCdoUKKBg08
brit/pol/ lost. Categorically wrong about everything.
>mid twenties>no friends>haven't had a serious conversation with a woman who wasn't a retail worker, family member or someone close to the family in my entire life>work part time as a labourer so no work that puts me in contact with opposite sexis it over, brit/pol/?
Coming to your street soon.
>>545593077Of course they don't. And if any non-paki teacher tried to stick to the curriculum, then we all know what'd happen to them>The RE teacher from Batley Grammar School is STILL in hiding after 5 years
>>545593127Start stealing meat.
>>545593077You're not proposing that some sort of...ummmm...two tiered system exits in the country?You understand how preposterous that sounds right??
>>545593121That's ok though
>>545593087>FARTCOREis flatulism making a comeback?
>>545593234Words of wisdom, great sage.
https://goyimx.com/AnonymousRevive/status/2117744214192820468#m>You just hate Irish people because you think it makes you more British, thus you refer to Irish as everything you aren’t, niggs and Jews etc. It’s just a tired takeInteresting take, but I disagreet. anti-Fenian anon
>*sip* burqa
Never forget.
>>545593499Nobody is going to vote for a failed political parties poncy ideas. Reform are not welcome.
>>545593499is that hideous kike abomination the scottish parliament?
Like we're going to have the money to set up a Starlink system , we can't even afford the bameboat system we already have.
>>545593499Och, we'll have nae Islamophobia in Oor Scotland
>>545593578farrage will move to the u.s i predict
>>545593079>I was in the little girls changing rooms preparing a speech about the dangers of talking to strangers, apparently this was while the young girls were in a state of undress, my trouser belt failed, as di the button and flies of said trousers , accidently revealing my naked penis in an erect state caused by accidental ingestion of a Viagra pill taken in error. I deeply regret any distress caused, and strongly deny these libelous claims in the tabloid papers
>>545593676Indeed it is
>>545593806dear god...
>>545593726>we can't even afford the bameboat system we already have.Don't need to.We just underwrite the loans for the bameboat traffickers so we get more bameboats for free.
>>545593127no, you're still young, work, earn save as much as possible, study, upskill, earn more, save more be smart, concentrate on improving your life and all the rest will follow and don't be a simp
football is too brutish
>>545593676I nearly forgot this is in there.
>>545593578
>>545593921Explain yourself @frenchflag
>>545593127Move to the philippines for easy pum pum
>>545593941nice blowjob station
>>545594022You move for the pumpum, but only end up getting pagpag
>>545593877I dont get why they went full left, Its not like their meme president has any power to not fight Israel's wars. Whats the reasoning here?
>>545593941ah.. eh, hmm. >>545594034lol. with different seating heights to accomodate children of all ages
>>545593921Fucking state of that.
>>545593941
>>545594034Blumpkins aren't banned yet
>>545593921WE desperately need more mental hospitals to contain these people.
Bit early for a Friday dance party but shall we do midweek couple of cans tunes?https://youtu.be/asI2DsUPWJ4
Death to Ukraine.
>>545593127woke is back, start applying for jobs and putting gay on your application
>>545593127do labourers not go the pub with each other and meet birds anymore?
>>545594205Reject jesusImport jeets
>>545594205Kinda convinced it's the remain/benefits baiter.
>>545594094I'm not paying that much attention really
>>545594088That's for the slum people, take yourself and yuh gyal to jollibee and fill her belly up before you fill her pum pum up
>>545593676
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?
>>545594421the more you see the worse it gets
Do you think its possible to take over the green party and realistically bring it back to its environmentalist roots?
>>545594158 > BlumpkinsI think you mean a plumkin sir
>>545594475not recently. how come?
>>545594421What a piece of shit.
>>545594218Tbf a lot of them are that bad on coke now they either stop for one and go home to sniff or just avoid that entirely and form their own little gremlin groups to sniff/smoke up at someone's house until monday morning.
>>545594475What the fuck does that mean?
>>545594529I think you will be shocked by what google search throws up
That's a shame, I was honesty looking forward to converting to Shia.
>>545594621It's like when you have a dream that that you um you had your you you could you’ll do you you wants you you could do so you you’ll do you could you you want you want them to do you so much you could do anything
>>545594475word salad .. did not comprehend
>>545594479Imagine sipping a nice little coffee from the Costa in the lobby out on those lawns in the cold and damp. Nibbling on a Costa cheese and ham panini in it's paper wrapper. Lovely.
>>545593906>just ignore that all your formative experiences don't exist>>545594218>puboccasionally. but its a once or twice a week job so its not like i'm good mates with them or anything>meet birdsim kryptonite to women so no
>>545594704You free go bed big did bruh he's good
>>545594755Have to go out begging to get together the £15 needed to pay the bill
>>545594529No no I do not
>>545594755Just make sure you face away from it
>>545594774>im kryptoniteSame (I'm rock hard and I leave them weak at the knees WAHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY)
>>545594655Viz had its uses
>>545594774Build wealth
>>545594475
>>545594698Before this little adventure, getting a nuke was like an ongoing background task for Iran. Now, it's Priority #1 to ensure the US wouldn't dare fuck with them like that again
>>545594932https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=plumkins
>>545595245>Worked for North KoreaSatisfied nuke owner
>>545592920honkler.exe>Error: Maximum allowed video duration is 120 seconds.sad
>>545594774I know how easy it is to dismiss the advice of older people, I did when I was young but now that I old I understand, you have time, you can choose to live in your past though that doesn't sound like much fun or you can take my advice and use all that time that you have in a way that is likely to improve your life. If for example you get your head down and you save 10 grand over a couple of years, I guarantee that you won't think "shit I wish I hadn't saved all that money". Also as I eluded to don't put women on a pedestal, don't make them the focus of your life, make you the focus of your life and I don't care how many attributes you lack if you get rich you will find that somehow women all of a sudden find you rather attractive, you know in a quirky sort of way......
>>545595293Never heard it called that before, probably an americanism
Had a bad day at work went for a poo after lunch, the texture was like cake mix I was literary scooping I couldn't not get any on my hand, I don't even know how as using so much roll, used most of an industrial size roll was getting it on my palm started to panic as had to be back on shift and wasn't done lost control a few time and got toilet paper wads stuck mid wipe which i had to pinch out but got poo on my fingers luckily had one of the old hot taps to wash my hand, had to use a little bleach with soap to kill the smell
>>545595095Horseshoe Theory brings you round to Terry Davis
>>545594698>inanimate man levitates from well in your pathSounds kind of drug induced panic attack tier.
>>545595088that this is objectively the best advice encapsulates how there is no escape now from the depressing bourgouise system. sure, the most vital years of your life will be a wash, but once youre in your midthirties at least you might have a home in a gated community and some shiny toys. it disgusts me.
>>545595541good choice shitfingers, better to smell like cum than shit
>>545594421looks like a block of student flats - is that what they were going for?
>>545595541>Tell me more saaaar
>>545595541Done that myself a few times recently. Think it's the air pressure dropping.
>>545594755You forgot the part were you need to go out to buy it avoiding niggers and crackheads. Then possibly have to look a troons whilst eating it.
>>54559572325 plate Jaecoo
>>545595541It could have been worse.
>>545595527Viz is as British as a Sunday roast
>>545594755i've never been to costa but will take your word for it
https://goyimx.com/SkyNews/status/2117890859433693677>Students in England, Wales and Northern Ireland will be able to take a Ukrainian GCSE from 2028 as part of government plans"They're prepping the kids for better military integration, to be conscripts on the front">Do the kids get a free begging bowl and lessons on being a war monger?>Always good to offer foreign languages. But wouldn’t Russian be more useful?lol>Students to be offered Ukrainian GCSE to preserve cultural heritage>Education Secretary Lucy Powell said the qualification will give pupils the chance to "celebrate Ukraine's rich culture and history".So we're doing away with the idea that these people are going to integrate and that instead we're just going to have this massive seething diaspora agitating for more conflict indefinitely? And that'll be a free GCSE for them to scramble into uni more easily. >It follows reports that the number of people taking Russian GCSEs had spiked in recent years, potentially because Ukrainian pupils were encouraged to take it, in the absence of a Ukrainian qualification.>Ukrainian officials were reportedly "deeply concerned" in 2025 at potentially retraumatising displaced teenagers by pushing them to learn Russian.Did Ukrainian officials actually comment about British domestic education goings on?>Education Secretary Lucy Powell said Ukrainians and their children should have "every opportunity" to connect with their heritage.Maybe they can do that back in Ukraine?>She added the course will give pupils "the chance to develop their language skills and celebrate Ukraine's rich culture and history, while also opening pathways to future study and employment".The future economy is 50% Deliveroo, 50% sabre rattling glowies
>>545594218No they're all on coke.
I remember it like it was yesterdayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJF59QyCZh4
>>545596063>The government said it displays the UK's "enduring support for the Ukrainian community".>Ukrainian minister of education and science, Andrii Butenko, said: "Today marks an important milestone towards the introduction of a Ukrainian GCSE, long called for by the Ukrainian community in the UK.>"British schools opened their doors to thousands of Ukrainian children following the start of Russia's full-scale war of aggression against Ukraine, and we will always be grateful for that.>"We welcome the UK government's next step towards giving Ukrainian children a genuine choice in their education while respecting their identity.">Last week, the government announced an extra £10bn of economic and military support for Ukraine.Can't we send the kids back upon graduation? They're supposedly desperate for manpower.
>>545595639He truly was a prophet ahead of his time, the lads running Temple OS is generators in the apocalypse will be laughing their tits off eating their beans and oats.>It's good to be king
Earlier today I was riding past stationary cars at a red light and i heard my bike hit something and a car beeped. I stopped at the red light then heard a driver shouting at me and saying I hit his car. I went over and asked is the car okay. He said I hit it them pointed to a dent. I put my bike on the road level with his car and the dent was lower than my handlebars. I said 8 couldn't have hit it as my handlebars were too high and I would've been tilting left as the road bends left slightly up at the lights. He was demanding I pay on the spot or to give him my phone number. He grabbed my bike by the frame aggressively and lifted it and dropped it while I was holding it and said something like "I'll take this off you in a minute". I warned him he'd regret doing that. He said he'd park but failed to specify where then drove off. I think my autistic measuring up of the dent and my bike broke his normgroid brain and saved me.
Has cauldy passed out or waddled to the offie?
>>545596023I'll try it next time but in my experience lasses know what a blumpkin is and are more than willing to oblige, especially if they know i've a day old kebab ready to come out
>>545595723>you might have a home in a gated community and some shiny toysYou vill live in a pod next to niggers and have a small funko pop collection. But it's okay, because curry and chicken shops.
>>545596129Sounds like a good way not to build wealth
>>545596202imagine teaching children of the future about the flying metal birds with people inside that used to go all around the world but your only proof is temple os flight simulator
>>545596129silly boys. pub first, coke at the party later.
>>545596295Are you shitonhertitsanon?
>>545596201Lol the fuck. This is why we just need to say FUCK YOU to anyone who isn't ethnically British man.You've been given a home where you can flee war and instead of being grateful you're straight on the victim olympics game and pushing for your minority / ethnic interests. Top lol desu.
>>545596432Lightweight
>>545595989why was she trying to retrieve it though?
>>545596059There's even a Costa in my post-industrial paki town, mostly see white trash on mobility scooters and Romani gyppos chain smoking bootleg cigs outside of it. Coincidentally that's right where the Salafis set up their dawah marquee, they must be getting paid because their 50/50 split of junkies and Pakistanis can't be taking their free Qurans.
>>545596382I'm expecting they'll fuck over S&S ISA and/or SIPP holders at some point, so whatever. I just lazy max in my job now.
>>545596238sounded like you were to sperg to be intimidated and he didn't know what to do he was probably trying to escalate it till someone got the police involved so he could have a cry and get a crime ref for insurance
>>545595466dont see the pointt in saving up moneymight just go full george borrow and become a tramp
>>545596467That's harvey price
>>545596201Nope, they're here to stay. Thank god for the graduation visa, skilled worker visas, work visas, care worker visas, Ukrainian visas, and Hong Kong visas
>>545595762>Spanish architect Enric Miralles sought to design a parliament building that could represent and present a national identity. This intractably difficult question was tackled by displacing the question of identity onto the landscape of Scotland. In a characteristically poetic approach, he talked about slotting the building into the land "in the form of a gathering situation: an amphitheatre, coming out from Arthur's Seat", where the building would reflect a dialogue between the landscape and the act of people sitting.>The result was a non-hierarchical, organic collection of low-lying buildings intended to allow views of, and blend in with, the surrounding rugged scenery, and symbolise the connection between nature and the Scottish people.>The mixed public reaction contrasts sharply with the response from architectural critics. Its rampant complexity, iconography and layering of meaning and metaphor are widely regarded as producing a building which is "quite a meal". This prompted Catherine Slessor, writing in the Architectural Review, to describe it as "A Celtic-Spanish cocktail to blow both minds and budgets, it doesn't play safe, energetically mining a new seam of National Romanticism refined and reinterpreted for the twenty-first century.">The building has won a number of awards, including an award at the VIII Biennial of Spanish Architecture, the RIAS Andrew Doolan Award for Architecture, and the 2005 Stirling Prize, the UK's most prestigious architecture award.
Just watching them peel this lasses face on Super Surgeons and then smash it in to make it look a bit better.Pretty sure I could have a crack at that having watched the training vids on here.
>>545596545Probably because it wouldn't flush.
>>545596566Don't know what any if that shite means, sounds fucking mega boring too
>>545596545Like that old skit where it gets thrown onto the conservatory roof
>>545596653why am i getting flashes of connery playing a spaniard in highlander but still having a scottish accent...
>>545596545It was so big it wouldn't flush, so she threw it out the window and it got stuck between 2 panes of glass..It just kept getting worse.https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-bristol-41167296
>>545596568I think I hit it with my pedals. The thick cunt obviously gets into incidents regularly enough that he hopes to blame some poor sod who's none the wiser and gets them to pay up for an old dent out of fear.
>>545596737its like pip for people who save, instead of other peoples tax its a return on money you loaned
>>545596816>it's real. and there's videofucking hell. thanks froggy
>>545596653Lol. Architects really do like sniffing their own farts don't they. They also thought brutalism was epic back in the day.
>>545596653fuckin' 'ell
>>545595989It's been done.
>>545596873Yeah snoozefest shit
>>545596836he probably was really trying to escalate it might have turned on dash cam hoping you would hit his car since you don't have license plates
>>545596238You got confronted by a scammer looking for a soft touch, you passed the shit test>>545596242He's a lightweight so could be either or>>545596430It would be my privilege, I'd also teach them Journey to the Centre of the Earth as if it's gospel, see how that pans out.
>>545596584If I was gonna shit on a lass I would cram some mentos up my shitter first then have a coke enema
>>545596583cant remember if you said if you live with your parents or not but if you dont - ten grand is a good safety net if your life fucks up or you can use it to give yourself time if u find something you really want to do. apart from that nowadays, its not much long term
>>545596816gofundme page .. kek
>>545594159Sanitariums more like. The Victorians know whats what. There is no clinical treatment for hysteria.
>>545597027>No license plate>Cycling is irl anonFeels good bro
>>545596583look, the prime directive is make babies, simple as but in this fucked up world the opportunities for making babies are fraught with complications, the one thing that will improve any man's chances and increase his choices is money, of course status and other things matter but the number 1 is money. Work, earn, save this is the thing that is most likely to result in you acquiring money and thus the increased chances of making babies. It's really as simple as that, become stoic, live frugally so you can save more and better exploit opportunities if and when they present themselves. There are many men who began from nothing and succeeded just by working hard and not being a fucking idiot, yeah it's not easy, ok well then sink into despair and rot away but whatever you do, stfu about it, stop coming here and whinging like a little bitch
>>545597166what about a hysterectomy?
>While Russian groups are not being ruled out, experts say Iranian hacktivists or nation state hackers - or even teenagers pulling pranks - could also be the culprits.Deliver war on teenagers, NOW!
>>545597281I expect that'd help a patient who can't just calm their tits
>>545597149Found it - with some interesting keywords
>>545596873I'm working a new angle, claiming pip and putting it in my SS ISA. Not sure if it's technically doable yet but we do not do these things because they are easy but because they are hard.
>>545597238>Work, earn, save
>>545597099what first set me apart from the common man in secondary school was my love of the outdoors and outdoor pursuits like camping, hiking, fishing, shooting, etc which was shared by no one and in a place where sport and getting girls were the main markers of success it helped me little. that along with being the only bloke to listen to metal music in my entire year made it so nobody enjoyed my company. to try to fit ini tried to adopt the manners of some of the nerdy types and their interests like gaming but that never really suited me and i always felt like an outsider trying to disguise myself.if i need a place to stay i'll just camp in a wood or by a roadside. simple as.
>>545597166I like the story that hysteria was treated with dildos.
>>545597373PIP isn't means tested so you can save it without fear of having it cut due to savings.
>>545597281You misspelled lobotomy
>>545597065Both
>Another cyber firm which has deployed similar honeypot tech to lure the hackers into revealing their tactics is Strathclyde-based Lupovis.>It had honeypots which appeared to be located around the world, and started seeing activity 10 days before the second wave of cyber-attacks.>Intriguingly, the team saw hackers scanning and probing their fake freezer sites only in Europe.>"We saw none of our honeypots in places like Africa or South America targeted at all," said Lupovis founder Dr Xavier Bellekens.>"Even pots in Ukraine were left alone."lol, flag is false is flag
>>545597366he did alright out of it
>>545596201>while respecting their identity."Wish the government would respect our identity.
>>545597238>tfw life in brave new world is actually better than this anarcho tyranny hellscape
>>545596816>so big it wouldn't flush, so she threw it out the windowWorked in a hospital once. Went in one of the toilets after a female doctor.She'd left an absolute foot longer Cumberland in there thinking the coast was clear. Zero toilet paper.
>>545593676Built specifically on the stipulation that it didn't reference anything of Scotland's architectural tradition. Instead it was to look to the future of the (((new Scotland))) as stated by the late Donald (J)Dewar leader of the Scottish labour party at the time.It was designed by a Spanish architect to represent upturned boats apparently.Pic rel The fucker had sand between his toes for sure
>>545597467Bring back trepanning
>>545597525I remember howling at this when I first read it.Getting worse with every line.I couldn't breathe
>>545597724>Zero toilet paper.Did you check the bin?
>>545597724She was just making room for something
>>545595989back in the good old days
>>545597724You lucky boy
Get on PIP, stick into your ISA and then eventually move to the Philippines for easy peasy pum pum
>>545597366https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-41171196
>>545596238By the way he grabbed your bike he sounds like a typical deranged/cowardly motorist who hero worships Jeremy Clarkson and thinks he can have a pop at cyclists. When you stood your ground he then realised he couldn't actually go through with it.
>>545596653>A Celtic-Spanish cocktail to blow both minds and budget£730 Million i mean they're not lying
>>545595989>2017ffs I remember this like it was last year
>>545597917Could never live in a brown turd world shithole. It's unbecoming for a white man.
>>545597423
>>545597724>She'd left an absolute foot longer Cumberland in thereCor
>>545598019Getting old mate
Sometimes I look in the mirror and think, who is this old man staring back at me?
>>545597522fellow nooticer
>>545598014It went to that cost as they redesigned it after 9/11 to take an aircraft impact.The absolute fucking self aggrandisement of these bastards never fails to shock
>>545597817>>545597818>>545597897
Get in PiP pip pip yep get on pup get on pup pup take as much pep pep pep pep you can get get get time is ripe to dildo your pipe get on pup get in pip take a big shit eat some of it Choose pipChoose cider in the morning Choose gooningChoose anal wartsChoose the worm life
>>545593877
the thing is nobody in my secondary school "dated" or had girlfriends or anything. lads shagged and kissed girls at parties which i obviousl wansnt invited to. nobody asked each other out and boys and girls didnt even spend that much time together at lunch or at break. i was tall and athletic and grew to be muscular in time but i had not developed or filled out my frame till long afte rschool ended. footy and rugby didnt interest me and nobody listened to metal or much music at all for that matter and being into the occult hardly got you gash and as a result dejection and lonliness followed.
>>545598416
>>545598475gay
>>545598475>being into the occult>listens to Marilyn Manson once
>>545598475>being into the occult hardly got you gashyoure supposed to use your skills to get a scarlet woman
>>545598289>take an aircraft impact.I'm sure Scotland's grim palliative care hospital themed parliament is high on the international terrorists top pick list of stuff to blow up.
>>545598475>being into the occult hardly got you gashBack in the good old days, you'd go to Glasto and pump a bird who refused to shave and liked Steeleye Span. Woke took that from you.
>>545595929Just think everyone will be driving a chinkmobile soon and then when the likes of VAG and BMW are gone it will be expensive cheap chinese slop as your only option
>>545598769>watched face sitting porn once
>>545598538i was not.it amazes me when i see anons go on about goths and rockers and chavs at their schools when we only had normies, blokes who played rugby and football, nerdy types and poofter drama kids.>>545598594>>545598610i was into black metal and norse paganism
>the world you grew up in no longer exists
>>545598633not exactly a personal axe is it?
>>545594218No they do coke.
>>545598656They literally stopped construction half way through to redesign it. They shipped in a load of Bosnians to do the labouring jobs and cut cut out the locals,
>>545598936>Desmond Bernard O'Connor was born on 12 January 1932 in Stepney, East London, to Maude (née Bassett), a cleaner, and Harry O'Connor, a dustman.[3] His father was of Irish Catholic descent and his mother was Jewish, and he joked that he was the first O'Connor to have a bar mitzvah.[4]>Sykes was born in 1970[4] at Ashton-under-Lyne[5] to an English father and an Anglo-Indian mother.[6] And thank god for that
>>545598899I like black metal but unironically falling for the satan shit is silly. Jon Nödtveidt threw his life away for some gay shit.
>>545599093>it's all BAMEs?>always has been
the nights are already so long now. How the fuck do I make it through without getting on the cans?
>>545599038>They shipped in a load of Bosnians to do the labouring jobs and cut cut out the localsLol.
>>545593127In the UK? Yes. Unless you have a good circle of friends who can introduce you to women, it's very likely over now. Due to the general mode of living of both men and women, and due to specifics of how women date, and what women vs men value in a mate. Everything is misaligned now for you as what I assume to be an average, decent, normal man.Probably best to start again in another country and plug in to the expat network, BUT this will be mostly males.
>>545598855I'm going to buy one of them flying cars form Tesla
>>545599286Go for a walk/bike ride, research something interesting, sleep?
>>545598899>i was into black metal and norse paganism
>>545593232They suffer abuse regardless of what they teach (they deserve it too)
>>545598936jew/jeet alliance is ancient
>>545598289ffs was looking up humza yousef now i remember this a sudden flashback to a cringe moment
>>545599361I've been making decent progress on a little side project since I stopped the drinking, but even spending 4 hours on it is enough for one day. Got another 2 hours knocking around this shithole until I can sleep
>>545599422Abraham/Brahma
>>545599369burzums one of my favourites.i remember wearing a burzum t shirt and black jeans on a no school uniform day and the entire class making fun of me.now tiktok zoomers are going around in corpse paint round school and its normal and accepted there
>>545599451
https://goyimx.com/ThinkLabour/status/2117547128994324979>NEW POLLING: The public does want the Government to act to prevent online harm.>84% support action if there are no adverse consequences.>But even if it means US tariffs and higher prices, 52% still back action. And 57% support action even if X is blocked in the UK.>What are people most worried about online?>57% want action on scams and fraud. 45% are concerned about false information. 37% want action on hate speech and racism.>Online safety isn't an abstract debate. These are everyday concerns.>There are striking differences between men and women.>If action means US tariffs and higher prices, 63% of men still support it, compared with 42% of women.>With no adverse consequences, support rises to 81% and 86% respectively.>What should the Government do next?>Our new ThinkLabour Substack from @abbyabhaya explores the politics of protecting children, tackling online scams and holding global tech companies to account.>What does an AI generated picture of a hamster have to do with protecting children from illegal content online? Turns out, a lot. Ofcom’s first fine against a company flouting our online safety laws was against the online forum 4Chan, for not sharing how they assessed risky content online. The fine got bigger this year, reaching £520,000, when the company failed to stop children accessing pornography.>Because these companies aren’t British, we have far less control over how they behave. That means we should support homegrown firms to grow.Imagine a state backed British 4chan. Hell, 4chan is probably bigger than every British social media company that has ever existed combined. Well, if you don't count (((OnlyFans)))
>>545599330based, let me know how it goes in 2046 when they drop and you get your pilots loicense
>>545599579Never Forget
>>545599451Thing is our voting mongs put these colonisers in power.I'd say mainly female leftoids are uni liberal spastics
>>545599322he's either a lost cause or a larp for (you)s, dont bother m8
>>545599568the best side projects are ones you can do while drinking
>>545599579>history of the UK up until 1990
>>545593578Do you think Israel has dirt of Farage or is he just a loyal goyslave?
>>545599189>In November 2013, Sykes was arrested and cautioned by police over a common assault against Cockings.[35][36] Soon after the caution, after less than one year of marriage, Sykes began the process of filing for divorce.[37] The caution was later revoked and deleted from police records, and Sykes has since campaigned for better treatment of women facing domestic violence, including from partners who make spurious allegations of assault so as to legally and financially harm their victims. She has said that the police handled her case badly and misled her into accepting a caution as the quickest way out of her situation.[38][39]>In November 2021 Sykes received an autism diagnosis, which she said gave her a "deeper understanding of myself, my life, and the things I have endured". Her younger son is also autistic, having been diagnosed at three years old.[40] In July 2023 Sykes revealed she had self-diagnosed with Tourette syndrome.[41]>In 2026 Sykes developed alopecia totalis, losing her hair.[42]So domestic abuser and nutcase. >In Melanie's autobiography, she recalls a moment with MasterChef judge Gregg Wallace which changed everything. She recalls being told by Gregg that her appearance on the BBC reality show would be a boost to her career and 'would do a lot for you'.>While Gregg's words were meant to be small pearls of wisdom to help her, it led Melanie on a completely different path. She wrote that appearing on the show made her 'decide to end her television career once and for all'.>During her Celebrity Masterchef stint and after Gregg's comment, she realised that she was 'done' for good. "I will no longer be tap-dancing for corporations who couldn’t give two hoots about my wellbeing," she told The Guardian. "Mainstream TV just doesn’t interest me."The action of a sane individual.
>>545599579>gayboy running after his wogIts all so tiresome
>>545599602Dont you worry, if 4chan is DNS blackholed along with twitter then the state will see to it that some dogshit UK version springs up (coopted of course, by the glowies natch).
>>545599762I imagine there's some level of kompromat on every politician in the UK.
>>545599788I wonder what job he's doing now. Was it all worth it?
>>545599850fortunately there's more than one chan
>>545599762Why not both?
>>545599850>(coopted of course, by the glowies natch).obligatory implying that isn't 4chan already
>>545599850mumsnet?
>>545599885
>>545599579Kek what a fag - why would you run after him? Helf and safety innit.
>>545599577I can top that embarrassment, the music teacher told us all to bring in a CD of the music we liked and I was the only one who actually did it. It was Tomb of the Mutilated by Cannibal Corpse.
Can't believe this lil nigga is getting people arrested.Used to see people joke about "if i drew a realistic drawing of this ngubu I'd go to prison" and now you just have to post a picture of one.
>>545599937Something comfy in the Scottish gov version of the civil service is were most end up and also they do heavy recruitment from England too so Scotland is getting double enrichment from London wogs
>>545599850Sharty is the default go to if 4chan sneeds the bed
>>545600061For me it'll always be Rory>asked female researcher to do "odd things" https://www.rorystewart.co.uk/rory-stewart-responds-to-westminster-dossier-allegation/>I have been horrified to find that someone has inserted my name into a fake list or spreadsheet, that claims to be about MP harassment. This list has then been emailed around and shared on twitter, without any attempt to check whether it was true. I have no idea where this list originally came from, who compiled it, or why someone put my name on it. It is, for the record, completely untrue and deeply hurtful.>This list linked my name to Sophie Bolsover, who was my researcher in Westminster. She has also issued a statement, here:>‘While I recognise the seriousness of the allegations of inappropriate sexual behaviour, sexual harassment and worse, I wish to emphasise that nothing of the kind implied by my name being included on this spreadsheet ever took place. During my time working in Parliament, Rory Stewart was never anything other than completely professional and an excellent employer. Moreover the inclusion of my name on this list, by parties unknown to me and without my permission, has caused deep distress and anxiety.’>You can imagine the pain and embarrassment such lies cause also for me and my family.
>>545600215I thought that was just for nonces?
>>545600180qrd?
>>545600207kek only Khan left although he'll probably become PM and reverse the gains through some DEI policy
>>545600215I thought it closed down
>>545600364I've never seen cp shit on sharty
>>545600427
>>545600364what isnt for nonces
>>545600527Granny pron
>>545600427For me it's Reform thinking that their paki will beat the other paki for mayorship
>>545599785Just caught up on this women, she is indeed a nutcase.
>>545600061Liz Truss and Kwarti KawngwangThe Lord preserve us
>>545600610nonce
>>545600391>https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/10/31/man-arrested-over-labours-monsters-anti-semitic-posters/
>Tech giant Alphabet, the parent company of Google, is telling US schools that there’s a price to be paid for restricting student access to its artificial intelligence tools.>The New York Times reported on Tuesday that, starting early next year, schools that fully disable the company’s AI will also lose access to its search engine, which is by far the most used internet search tool in the world.>Chris Phillips, vice president for education at Google, justified the policy by claiming that “Search and AI are deeply integrated,” adding that students attending schools where AI is banned “will not have access to Search, and they’ll see a message from their school that indicates it’s not available.”>As the Times noted, Google has deeply integrated itself into US classrooms, many of which rely on its Classroom assignment platform and equip students with low-cost Chromebook laptops.>“The company’s new strategy underscores Google’s powerful role in American education,” the Times explained. “If school leaders want continued student access to Search within the company’s ecosystem, they will be forced to embrace Google’s AI.”"Don't be evil" (discontinued circa 2018)
Someone shart in here?
fred is live taking questions for free and fartingseems a bit pissedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nzpdtBm4iuI
>>545600180depicting jews as they are is antiseptic
Britpol business idea: poo
>>545601083>>545601113Shit change
>>545601155
>>545600061Milquetoast compared to what Powell and Cyril Smith got up to while MPs
>>545601155>Shit change
>>545601083Sorry
>>545600966https://archive.ph/ziGdp>Suspect released on bail over images ‘stirring up hatred against Jewish people’ during local elections>A man has been arrested after election posters that portrayed Jewish people as “Labour’s monsters” were posted around London.>Scotland Yard has been investigating posters in Tower Hamlets, east London, that were put up during the local elections in May, after a complaint that they stirred up racial hatred of Jews.>The posters depicted a “monstrous characterisation” of a religious Jewish man in military uniform, with the text “Labour’s monsters”.>According to a report submitted to the Metropolitan Police, this was an alleged breach of the Public Order Act because the image was “selected to appear menacing”.>The complaint added: “The monstrous characterisation is anchored specifically in Jewish religious identity markers, not Israeli military conduct generally. This stirs up hatred against Jewish people.”And we have the audacity to condemn Russia and China and Iran and whoever for their democratic failings >The police were told that the “Labour’s monsters” poster did not “carry a printer’s imprint or the name and address of the promoter, as required by law”, making it a potential criminal offence under the Representation of the People Act.OI! YOU GOT A PRINTERS LOICENCE?! Fucking meme country, having a printing press under an absolute monarch had more liberty >According to the complaint, one of the posters, which stated that “Labour are complicit in genocide”, appeared to “frame the Labour Party as acting in the service of Israeli government policy”.Yes? We're allied to Israel therefore are doing what Israel wants which makes Labour complicit, they're even boasting about facilitating ethnic cleansing by allowing more "refugees" from Gaza.
>>545601113saar !
Ello M8s. I am visiting your United Kingdom from France. May I partake in British Pol threads? Tomorrow I attend a wedding in London and I am worried King Charles will insist on sleeping with soon to be married woman. How can I prevent this to happen? Will I need to grant him gold?
>>545601434>racial hatred of Jews.I know I've brought this up before but how is this little matrix glitch of a religion being a race slipping by so easily?
>>545601691>how is this little matrix glitch of a religion being a race slipping by so easily?Just jew things m8 don't worry about it.
>>545601663these days old Chaz will settle for a handjob, Camilla will need some sugar lumps and hay
>>545601663Are you black? If so, just demand an apology for slavery and reparations.
>https://archive.ph/vrbkk#selection-1333.0-1333.13>Cambridge asks Post Office inquiry barrister to lead review into death of Jason Arday>Jason Beer KC will examine university’s handling of claims against Arday and protection offered to academics in spotlightA fucking jeet
>>545602093ffs can we find out how he aaaaaacked already?
>>545602093>review into death of Jason ArdayWhat's left that needs clearing up?
>>545598230
>>545601663Fuck off we're full
>>545602093how the fuck does ranjit get named Jason Beer did he just pick a name for himself when his boat arrived in kent?
>>545602169see>>545602164
>>545602093>protection offered to academics in spotlightDon't tell massive lies and there won't be an issue
When I die in a trench in Ukraine, put me in a niche edit for 15 year old autists to laugh at on the internet with comments alike to "haha that english pig got smoked Belarussia (on top emoji - SS lightening bolts).
>>545602169Nothing, they just need to milk it more. Then blame the already BAME friendly media, so they run even more of a smoke screen.
>>545602234They all have an English name on top of their real name.
Problem with marrying foreign women is that she's gonna ask for money for relatives back home often
Debt forgiveness isn't a form of reparations?
>>545602328They do all this and the rest of the left despises journalists.
>just ate rabbits war face
>>545602234I change the name to English sar so companies can't flush the poo as easily. Many rupees.
>>545602234>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoYwnA285sQCreepy looking fella
>>545602356Why did they indebt themselves? What happened to independence?
>>545602356I'd say so. As is the decades of forren aid.
>>545592920Friendly reminder this type is behind most of the UK flags you see on /pol.
>>545593676Sadly, yes. I blame the English.
>>545602495Enoch was too autistic to diddle kids, surely?
>>545602164>>545602169It was murder, Sam!
>>545602495https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfgqsenuwpo
>>545602356Every black nigga needs a hellcat, a chanel bag or fresh hoodrich tracksuit and a million dollars. They aren't asking for much when you consider their family was being raped 24/7 and buck broken.
>>545600808He’s in that list for nogging amber rudd too
>>545602663Look at what he was up to in Northern Ireland a la Kincora. Donaldson was his protégé.
>>545602695QUINCEY
>>545602387They are all far-right, didn't you know? It's the "right-wing media."Imagine the state of what a leftists gets fed by algorithms specifically tuned to make people angry, then add a mental disorder, a saviour complex and poor impulse control. Then you have a rampaging lunatic dissacociated with reality.
>>545602234>>545602338
>>545601434
>>545596063Quit your bitching you no life having misery.
>>545602433Its because English speakers find the names difficult to pronounce, the Chinese do it as well. It is nothing sinister.
>>545603367>>545603367>>545603367NEW
>>545602809Sometimes I do think about if I am wrong about all of this stuff, but then I remember stuff like this. At least it's not as bad as 2020 was.
>>545602356>hell's gate orchestrainteresting choice
>>545603039Obviously a passive agressive response from the state because the AfD are going to reintroduce Russian into the German curriculum. A bit of a self own by the AfD, I cant imagine this gaining any votes. It will galvanise the anti-Russian vote though. Why are the right like this, stupid petty shit that no one cares about until they make a policy on it. The fucking retarded right. GB News has Boy George bitching about how great Isreal is. Reforms own channel, talking about Isreal after the Repubicans just got hammered. It is beyond a fucking parody. These fucking boomers are out of their minds.
>>545603394Self-reflection is always a good thing; if you see something posted online and it makes you angry, then that is probably the point of the post. Your anger is a business model; don't let it control you.
