Star Wars possesses immense potential, but...
>>545613800Star Wars possesses immense potential, but the narrative is riddled with Judeo-Christian dialectics, Luciferian allegories, and contrived stupidity. The entire franchise is fundamentally captivating yet successively infuriating.George Lucas captured the global imagination by way of the Western legacy that inspired Star Wars in the first place only to squander it like a typical boomer.The narrative architecture falls apart the moment you look beyond the special effects and subject it to the same thought that led to it.What people like about Star Wars is not what it became, but rather the culture contained within Star Wars itself.Star Wars is meant to be operatic science-fiction, it was inspired by Dune, Arthurian legend, and historical European epics, and yet it defaults to Sunday school parables from the Bible only to become an infantile exercise of arrested development.The core premise is sound because it derives from the achievements of previous generations, but the narrative contrivances and contradictions that follow epitomise the generational failure of boomers.Star Wars was originally a rewrite of prior historical stories and mythology, and now younger people rewrite where Star Wars began as per Anakin because they instinctively know it's disingenuous.The sequels from Episode 4-6 were boomer slop. All the other sequels / content only became worse. Now the memes are better than the movies.
>>545613824The Luciferian "Chosen One" prophecy is a narrative cop-out. It takes what is a story about human agency and structural decay and flattens it into a passive religious destiny. By making Anakin a magical alchemical virgin-birth saviour, he is stripped of humanity from the start, which he literally and figurately fights as an actor and character. If Anakin is a creature of prophecy designed by the Force itself to "bring balance," then his descent isn't a complex personal or political failure, it's an inevitable algorithmic convergence. He isn't a human being struggling with trauma, class mobility, and attachment; he is an alchemical instrument executing a pre-written script.If the Council treats the Force like a religion, that’s fine as an internal world-building detail. But the films treat the metaphorical prophecy as literally true, forcing the entire galaxy to orbit around a mystical script of boomer ignorance rather than political reality.The Jedi ignore systemic slavery on the Outer Rim because it's outside their legal jurisdiction, and act as the muscle for a hyper-corrupt oligarchy all while floating in an ivory tower looking down on the rest of the galaxy.
>>545613858Yoda is a pernicious enabler of structural horror. Yoda's wisdom is poison. Obi-Wan is a company man who mistakes policy for morality.Obi's entire relationship with Anakin is nothing but passive-aggressive scolding and gaslighting. He never engages with Anakin's valid concerns; Instead, he uses polite condescension to keep him isolated, dependent, and morally inferior to enforce compliance. And yet, Obi-Wan is framed as the better man/character.The Jedi are emotionally immature, self-righteous, self-congratulatory. The outcomes of their policies are disastrous.The films force an absurdly rigid choice between two unappealing extremes. The emotionally stunted priesthood of morally bankrupt, unthinking Jedi vs the cartoonish villains who laugh about not being Jedi for no practical reason other than just "being evil". It's literally "woke" and "dark woke" being played out on screen, a false dichotomy with no resolution. Pure Semitism plaguing an otherwise sound story. And the presumed alternative of disengaging from all of it to become ascetic recluses is more hippie nonsense, it presents withdrawal as spiritual triumph, because the world around you still exists despite the boomer proclamation: "Just live your life."
>>545613897The Anakin memes express the drive for a new cannon, which AI democratises as a means of filmmaking production, and the parallels with present-day reality only makes it more profound. Younger people recognize the wasted potential of the premise, as epitomised by Anakin, just as their own potential is being wasted on the liberal conservative status quo of today.It's obvious what people want to see:Anakin: Sovereign KingPadme: Stateswoman Spartan QueenChildren: The FutureQui-Gon: Uncle Qui-Gon / Tactician / spiritual wisdomCount Dooku: Grandpa Dooku / Strategist / material wisdomJango Fett: General of the clone army
>>545613937Qui-Gon and Count Dooku have the best positions on everything, they exemplify the inspiration at the core of Star Wars, but they were underwritten / under-utilised as characters, leaving the audience to project more onto them than they onto the audience. The films treat them as plot catalysts rather than sustained characters; The audience ends up doing the heavy lifting, filling in their depth, motives, and internal logic.Palpatine becomes less of an all-corrupting evil and more of the ultimate political instructor, a classic Machiavellian figure whose techniques are understood and integrated by Anakin, who then outmaneuvers and eliminates him.The Jedi Council represents everyone in denial, hiding authority behind dialectical dogma and claimed neutrality if not moral superiority. They believe sovereignty is supernatural.
>>545613977Anakin need not sell his soul, nor get maimed and turn into a cyborg, nor play into being a Messianic Antichrist. He does not become a tragic figure, let alone pointlessly so boomers can lecture others about right and wrong. Anakin dominates his emotions and takes direct responsibility. He is the super and the power channelled into total sovereignty. The Vader garb becomes a battle suit, not some walking tomb in a cape.Padme basically says: "Yeah, you're right, babe." Kill those sand people, lynch Mace Dindu, starve those trade federation chinks, death star Palestine and Israel, Order 66 the JEDI (Jews-Equity-Diversity-Inclusion) scum, feed those those libshit conservacuck multiculturalist traitors to rancors, and kill their women and children so they stay dead, but leave the (White) younglings.Luke and Leia are not hidden away to become isolated and ignorant. Luke and Leia don't become orphans. They are rears within a martial-philosophical court, trained by Padme, Qui-Gon, Dooku, Jango, and their father. They go around rescuing orphans and slaves. Rounding up traffickers and rape-gangs and butchering them by the planet load. In their own youth, they make up for millennia of lost time and already supersede their mother and father in the best of ways.
>>545614022Anakin's new empire represents a structural synthesis, a state built on strength and realism, guided by the input of Qui-Gon's nobility and Dooku's aristocratic sense.The story does not devolve into a moronic "good" vs "evil" morality tale. It is a functional multi-generational order with a mythos about power, maturity and evolution.If Palpatine is the arch-manipulator who gets outplayed and eliminated, Darth Maul transforms into something far more dangerous than a simple assassin: a feral, apocalyptic warlord operating on the galaxy's outer rim. Without Palpatine holding his leash, Maul becomes an unhinged master of the underworld.Most of the other characters are ultimately trash, which is fine because they represent everything figuratively and literally wrong with the world and should be played out as such.
>>545614057New Empire with its clone army versus the Trade Federation (with their droids), Techno Union, Banking Clan, and the Hutt cartel.The Trade Federation and its corporate allies represent degenerate oligarchy. They own entire star systems, control galactic supply chains, and build private droid armies to enforce their monopolies.The Imperial Mandate demands the total nationalization or destruction of these mega-corporations. The New Empire cannot tolerate private mega-fleets or corporate fiefdoms operating outside imperial law.Padmé manages the core systems. Anakin and Fett crush institutional resistance as field commanders.Padme goes from a passive, crying senator who dies of a broken heart to a formidable Spartan-esque warrior-queen managing the state and royal lineage.Anakin goes from being a gullible and magical chosenite who falls into childish evil to a pragmatic, powerful realist who sees the rot of the Republic, rejects religious dogma, and builds a functional empire alongside his family.
George Lucas was an anti-Vietnam war liberal who hated Nixon (Whom the emperor is a stand in for). The Empire is supposed to visually evoke the Nazis but narratively represent America. It is a fundamentally third worldist story. If Star Wars had been made today the emperor would be modeled after Trump. Lucas was an anti-American lefty.
>>545614097Dooku is the chief political strategist, systematically dismantling the legal loopholes. Qui-Gon serves as the moral and tactical anchor, ensuring that the war remains a mindful conquest.Qui-Gon and Dooku go from disposable plot catalysts to ideological hearts and intellectual architects who unite with Anakin and form another way.The Jedi go from being wholly good, tragic victims of a surprise betrayal to a stagnant, self-righteous clergy whose institutional hypocrisy and emotional suppression brought about their own necessary purge.Jango and the clone army go from disposable slaves to an elite, Force-attuned legion.Also, Jango can expand of the Force phenomena as a natural himself, which is why he is an exceptional warrior. Jango can view the Force purely as an extension of survival and martial dominance. He is a living demonstration that the Force belongs to warriors and survivors, not just an insulated order of monks in robes. Instead of a lightsabre, he uses guns.
>>545614134War and politics are fought over resources, trade routes, central banking, and planetary security - not mystical prophecies or magical destiny.The struggle isn't between pure saints and pure monsters. It's between an obsolete, decaying status quo (Yoda/Senate), ruthless corporate greed (Trade Federation), and an unyielding, militarized dynastic state (Dooku/Qui-Gon/Anakin/Padmé/Jango) willing to do whatever it takes to survive.Characters make decisions based on clear material incentives, ideological convictions, and devotion to their family, rather than arbitrary "light / dark side" flips designed to sell toys or setup 1970s continuity via risk-averse commercial moralizing.Stripping away the virtue-signalling priesthood, the passive-aggressive middle management, and the cackling comic-book villains and boomer retardation doesn't destroy Star Wars, it reclaims and elevates it to the legacy from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
>>545614106Lucas is a piece of shit regardless. He is also mates the Spielberg, possibly Hollywood's foremost pedophile.
>>545613900Yas, queen.
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>>545613900I don't even know her name.
>>545613800George Lucas made the jew mad and made rad movies. Awesome.
Star wars has been shit since the prequels and Disney raped what was left of the dead body. It's beyond dead.
>>545616180Think she was in jurassic park.
>>545616318Yeah, pretty much. Memes are the only good thing about it now.
>>545613800>The narrative architecture falls apart the moment you look beyond the special effects>a children's movie is for children
How come we get a gorillion prequel memes but nothing from sequels?
>A woke son saves his chud father.... from being a chud
>>545616529Heh
This thread is hilarious if you read it with the voice of that guy who drinks fackin' VB at 20 'o' 8 in the mornin'
>>545616662and refers to others as mate or cunt
>>545614106>he didn't stick with Darth JarJar
>>545616606All I can think of is "Somehow... Palpatine returned" being mocked a lot
>>545613800Fascism exists in tribute to the Black Phallus, reflecting societal submission to the patriarchal oversight of the Elite that intend to dictate your affairs so consider that its all a grift because that swastika and its complimenting salute is in veneration of the Big Black Cock.... the arm symbolizing the erected penis as a pledge of loyalty to OZ; these are cargo cults provided to cattle to perpetuate an egregore, cattle stamped as cyclical martyrs to vindicate the griftThe Elite are Fascist, plebs are plebsLearn the difference, it might save your life
>>545616198>George Lucas made the jew madso he made himself mad?
>>545613858>He isn't a human being struggling with trauma, class mobility, and attachment; he is an alchemical instrument executing a pre-written script.But he didn't execute shit, he chimped out against his destiny and instead plunged the world into and endless chaos of sequels and extended universe comics cause he wanted pussy and not hunt Sith or smth. In this regard he's more like a Golem or Frankenstein's monster which makes his story interesting.
but paul solos fuck you
any media is better in our heads than what it actually is
>>545616831>Wild men become Fascists and attack niggers with baseball bats?Is that the message niggerfaggot?
>>545617493Again, with the superstitious nonsense transplanting judaic platitudes onto everything. An what you get is a shitty franchise.
>>545617646Imagination doesn't have boundaries. Ironically, with AI you can make it better.
>>545613900>A sis lord?
>>545613800>>545613897TLDRFuck OP as he is a massive faggot.
>>545618591attention span is a problem todayeverything needs to be single worded grunts for you niggers
>>545613900Laura Dern deserved better
>>545618974She needs a good fuck
>>545618688It's not truly political and it's not your fucking personal blog.Fuck Right Off,
