Japan invents drinkable trading card !
I hate that country
>>545621758They are so fucking ahead of us jesus man
t-thanks?
This is not a product I foresee myself purchasing
>>545621758Japan invented fucking Percs lol
Retarded as shit
>>545621820as any american should
>>545621758Only if the Blanka card is watermelon flavor
>>545621758Seems like useful packaging for a supplement. Make it smaller.
This will restore the birthrates
>>545621758How the fuck is that supposed to be sanitary? It's fine, the goy thinks not and has sick days if his boss is so kind.
>>545621964I could jostle this faggots neck with my left hand. Let's see if any of his female descendants don't have half nigger children. Hooh rah
>>545621999Birthrates?
>ZOG satellite country does ZOG engineered trend thing>trading cards>collectiblesOh boy.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHPWJ1NPhhQLooking back now, not so far off if even.
>>545621758That's what humanity has been waiting for!An immeasurable contribution to human culture.From now on our existence has a purpose again.
>>545621892Uh okay you dumb dim little fucker it is a trading card so obviously you don't purchase it. You trade for it. Hence the name.
>>545621872lmao
>>545621758Won't that destroy its value completely, so almost no one will actually drink it?
>>545621758Big deal i invented snortable underwear when I was 15
>>545621758Awesome, now Ratjesh and Vishnupedo can have energy all night while they gang rape Japanese kids.
>>545621758Based
>>545621758"Ryu's Sweat" flavor
>>545622259I thoughts they wuz stealin cards?
>>545621758the Japanese market has it's own logic that does not translate well into the global market, this is one of those products .. tailored for serfs the bug life cityhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_HgVLSVKxnQ
>>545622459>mom i post this flop again
>>545621758Thank God, that's a problem that has been plaguing humanity since time immemorial and now it's solved. Good job Japan.
>>545621758>Capcom solves the slabnigger problem by creating cards you have to bend to drink out of them>Any card that isn't drank of them will rot in the hands of scalpers that'll face difficulty in moving product at their retardedly high Ebay priceslol
>>545621758They can sell them right next to the rhino pills and 2cb
>>545621964China won.
>>545621758What’s the point. That’s barely even 3 sips
A fucking cuckslurp of energy and a bent trading card, wow. We've had so much better stupid candy products in the school store in the 90s it's not funny.
>>545621872They wish
>>545623357they will just use a needle and syringe to extract liquid
That's only 1/79 of a Big Gulp. No chance it can sell in the US.
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>>545621758What's the point?
>>545621758>they already have a collab with Capcom's Street Fighter
>>545621758i can already imagine the nerds paying top dollar to drinking pokemon jizz of their favorite pocket monster slurping it from cards like complete faggots
>>545621758the TSA will fucking love this
>>545621758Why not dandruff shampoos, toothpaste, hygiene products?
>>545621758Plaza Accord raped ahh nation
>>545621820We should nuke em again. Along with their neighbors.
>>545621758/bant/
>>545621820Don't be that way. It's a novel ideaWhat crazy rare flavors will they be compelled to make? Coca cola is crazy powerful for just a flavor. This idea is just brainstorm fuel, potentially.
>>545621758Why can't they just put a stick of chalky gum in there like they do with baseball cards?Sure, you're still out $13.99 but at least you got a tiny piece of chalk gum.>>545629073>What crazy rare flavors will they be compelled to make?Ultra snizz mouth punch!
>>545629073Think about drink concentrates too. Room for lots of experimentation. Shipping 12oz or 2L of liquid everywhere is stupid.
>>545621758>Collab with Street fighter instead of some gacha companyIt's like I'm a genius or something
>>545621758>drinkable trading cardsso you drink a little from it and the guy you trade the card to drinks another bit and so on?
>>545621758two nukes wasn’t enough it seems
>collectible with no shelf life valuethey missed the point of that scam.
Thats disgusting.Feels like they just try to get even more shekels without spending a sec to stop and think what we are doing at this point. What a joke.
>>545621758Put some whiskey in that motherfucker and I’ll be tapping mana all day
>>545622413Thanks man I needed that laugh
>>545621758Seriously tho why not just stick a trading card to a juice box and call it a day
>>545628168this
>>545629073>Don't be that way.>It's a novel idea>What crazy rare flavors will they be compelled to make?>Coca cola is crazy powerful for just a flavor.>This idea is just brainstorm fuel, potentially.
