You are the first person to step foot on Mars, what do you say?
>>545622923Niggers.
I want to go home probably
>>545622923“Fuck off, we’re full.”
>>545622923I'd play a blacked video on my phone
>>545622923I probably just pop my eyes out like Arnold in Total Recall because I was so excited I forgot my helmet
The Mars has fallen, one person must die.
>>545622923Alexa, google metzitzah b'peh
>>545622923space is fake and gaythere is no such thing as "other planets", what you see are lights in the sky. they dont look like that through a telescope from earth, here's what they look like (attached)mars is not a rock you can "land on" and "step foot on", it's a light doing circles above our motionless earth, the same way its been doing for all of history
"Lord as my Witness, I hate this heat! If it ain't gluin' your butt to the truck seat, it's makin' ya sweat like a farm animal, and I want somethin' better!"
>>545622923No human will ever step on Mars.There is no reason to do it. Nothing to gain from it.
>>545622923mars was where earth now is, there have been countless generations of life on mars including humans (white) saying all that has been said already. nothing new under the sun
>>545622923"No Fat Chicks"
>>545623333It would be kino
>>545622923No Blacks, No Jews, No Retards
How long until this planet get fucked up as earth?
"Oh my God. There's mars bars as far as the eye can see"
>>545622923I wouldn't say anything, I'd listen
>>545622923YOU LOST TRANNY
>>545622923No joos allowed here.
>>545623090>Alexa, google metzitzah b'pehtopkek
>>545623212>pajeets are the retards saying space is fake
>>545623090
>>545622923
>>545622923"Counting or not counting gang violence- ACK!"
>>545622923nigger
>>545622923"By right of first human landing I claim this body and all its natural satellites as my domain, to be inherited by my posterity into eternity"
>>545622923Plant this flag
>>545624085you're a retard for thinking freemasons landed on the moon in the 70s lol
"Ack... hoooaahggghhgh..." *eyes bug out**soft plashes of blood erupting from eyes and ears*
>>545622923jews did 9/11
>>545623090Metzitzah b'peh?
>>545622923Bazinga
>>545623333I think we should just strip mine the planets in our solar system. And, build big space stations in outer space.
>Once more Man finds himself taking that small step; that giant leap for Mankind. I stand here facing a new frontier. It's an ugly planet, it's a bug pla-ACK
>>545622923"looks empty to me"
>>545622923>I am now the furthest any white man has been from a brown person.>I'm going to make it. We're all going to make it.
>>545622923AHEM...NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>545623212I can tell you have never looked at the moon through a telescope
>>545622923>what do you say?They will never build domes when one story rectangles are cheaper.
>>545622923BABA BOOEY!!!
>>545622923I don't say anything. I listen to what Mars has to say. And that's what nobody did.
>>545623333The Portuguese have lost their sovl
>>545622923Take that you stupid, red bitch
>>545624525fuck off earth nigger, we're full
>>545625821the moon is very obviously a light in the sky
>>545627304you're very obviously retarded
>>545622923Thats one step for mane o algo.
Well fucking dadgum, motherfucker.
Ait guys, one small step and all of that shit. Please like and subscribe and comment. Click the button in the right corner for my merch, I have 30% off on my mugs and balloons.
>>545623212What is atmospheric distortion?
“Can I get a hamburger please?”
>>545622923>You are the first person to step foot on Mars, what do you say?
>>545622923I forgot to say anything when I was on mars.
>>545625821You can even see Saturn's rings through a decent telescope
>I claim this planet for gays of all kinds. Welcome, mankind, to Gay Mars.I'm not even gay.
>>545625866They're going to inflate balloons in labs tubes. We won't be on the surface.
>>545622923>"Control... we... Jesus Christ"... we're being watched, control. We're are not alone."Promptly followed by >"AHHH, ITS IN MY SUIT, AAHHHHHHH! FUCK GET IT OFF ME, GET IT OFF MEE, ACKKK!
>>545627495you're the retard if you look at the bright moon in your sky with your own eyes and think anything other than "thats a big bright light in the sky", LOL
Holy shit I am on fucking Mars.
"It looked better in the pictures but at least there's no niggers."
>>545629199now look at it through a telescope you fucking retard
