You are the first person to step foot on Mars, what do you say?
>>545622923Niggers.
I want to go home probably
>>545622923“Fuck off, we’re full.”
>>545622923I'd play a blacked video on my phone
>>545622923I probably just pop my eyes out like Arnold in Total Recall because I was so excited I forgot my helmet
The Mars has fallen, one person must die.
>>545622923Alexa, google metzitzah b'peh
>>545622923space is fake and gaythere is no such thing as "other planets", what you see are lights in the sky. they dont look like that through a telescope from earth, here's what they look like (attached)mars is not a rock you can "land on" and "step foot on", it's a light doing circles above our motionless earth, the same way its been doing for all of history
"Lord as my Witness, I hate this heat! If it ain't gluin' your butt to the truck seat, it's makin' ya sweat like a farm animal, and I want somethin' better!"
>>545622923No human will ever step on Mars.There is no reason to do it. Nothing to gain from it.
>>545622923mars was where earth now is, there have been countless generations of life on mars including humans (white) saying all that has been said already. nothing new under the sun
>>545622923"No Fat Chicks"
>>545623333It would be kino
>>545622923No Blacks, No Jews, No Retards
How long until this planet get fucked up as earth?
"Oh my God. There's mars bars as far as the eye can see"
>>545622923I wouldn't say anything, I'd listen
>>545622923YOU LOST TRANNY
>>545622923No joos allowed here.
>>545623090>Alexa, google metzitzah b'pehtopkek
>>545623212>pajeets are the retards saying space is fake
>>545623090
>>545622923
>>545622923"Counting or not counting gang violence- ACK!"
>>545622923nigger
>>545622923"By right of first human landing I claim this body and all its natural satellites as my domain, to be inherited by my posterity into eternity"
>>545622923Plant this flag
>>545624085you're a retard for thinking freemasons landed on the moon in the 70s lol
"Ack... hoooaahggghhgh..." *eyes bug out**soft plashes of blood erupting from eyes and ears*
>>545622923jews did 9/11
>>545623090Metzitzah b'peh?
>>545622923Bazinga
>>545623333I think we should just strip mine the planets in our solar system. And, build big space stations in outer space.
>Once more Man finds himself taking that small step; that giant leap for Mankind. I stand here facing a new frontier. It's an ugly planet, it's a bug pla-ACK
>>545622923"looks empty to me"
>>545622923>I am now the furthest any white man has been from a brown person.>I'm going to make it. We're all going to make it.
>>545622923AHEM...NIGGERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>545623212I can tell you have never looked at the moon through a telescope
>>545622923>what do you say?They will never build domes when one story rectangles are cheaper.
>>545622923BABA BOOEY!!!
>>545622923I don't say anything. I listen to what Mars has to say. And that's what nobody did.
>>545623333The Portuguese have lost their sovl
>>545622923Take that you stupid, red bitch
>>545624525fuck off earth nigger, we're full
>>545625821the moon is very obviously a light in the sky
>>545627304you're very obviously retarded
>>545622923Thats one step for mane o algo.
Well fucking dadgum, motherfucker.
Ait guys, one small step and all of that shit. Please like and subscribe and comment. Click the button in the right corner for my merch, I have 30% off on my mugs and balloons.
>>545623212What is atmospheric distortion?
“Can I get a hamburger please?”
>>545622923>You are the first person to step foot on Mars, what do you say?
>>545622923I forgot to say anything when I was on mars.
>>545625821You can even see Saturn's rings through a decent telescope
>I claim this planet for gays of all kinds. Welcome, mankind, to Gay Mars.I'm not even gay.
>>545625866They're going to inflate balloons in labs tubes. We won't be on the surface.
>>545622923>"Control... we... Jesus Christ"... we're being watched, control. We're are not alone."Promptly followed by >"AHHH, ITS IN MY SUIT, AAHHHHHHH! FUCK GET IT OFF ME, GET IT OFF MEE, ACKKK!
>>545627495you're the retard if you look at the bright moon in your sky with your own eyes and think anything other than "thats a big bright light in the sky", LOL
Holy shit I am on fucking Mars.
"It looked better in the pictures but at least there's no niggers."
>>545629199now look at it through a telescope you fucking retard
>>545629464ok and? you are looking at the light in the sky, so what?
>>545622923Forgot my suit -ach
>>545622923I would declare it a Nigger Free Zone
>>545629493kill yourself retard
>>545622923See? Even though I am logically correct I am still being ignored most of the time. I'm not seeking for approval so that doesn't really bothers me but it's quite weird to imagine that even with many of us being dissatisfied with the way things are going nowadays it seems we are all being ignored while the other side gets everythey they ask for.I wonder what would happen if an inversion happens. Instead of we being ignored and still acting cool about we shifted the metric, like in an rpg, a change of turn. Now it's your moment, dude who believes to be a woman, hates isreal, loves immigrants and defends palestine to logically convince us why you like them so much. We are all ears but remember: you will be ignored.
>>545628210https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCt1WasTOjQ
>>545629799Clearly the moon is a hologram
>>545622923"Miggers are retards'
