These are truly dark times
The italian chef saved lives here and is a hero.No one should put pineapple on pizza. It should be a crime. 20 years supermax ADX.
>>545637447powerfvl
Hawaiian pizza is delicious. The real truth nuke is that pepperoni fucking sucks and is a bottom of the barrel topping
>>545637447Pineapple on pizza is awesome, either that or pickles
>>545637447Bake the pizza, wop.
>>545637447Good. Pineapple and bacon is delicious.
>>545637447if they have pineappleand they have pizzaput pineapple on the pizzait's like a restaurant claiming not to make shepherds piei know you have the shit back there, so make a shepherd's pie cunt :Vdoesn't take any special training to cut up some fruit and add as a topping
>>545637447What has the story do to with political content?Dump your nonsense stories on other boards!
pineapple and jalepeno by itself is fire. sweet and spicy. try it sometime.
I don't get it. I like pineapple on my pizza.>>545637611Pickles only belong on those horrible greasy homemade grandma pizzas with thick-ass dough and mayo on them. Granted, I love to have those trash pizzas occasionally, but unfortunately I got so good at baking proper pizzas that I can't downgrade even if I try.
>>545637529Hawaiian pizza is delicious.
>>545637447what a loser
>>545637447You WILL put the fruit on the pie!
>>545637808Nice try sharty, but pineapple pizza hate is reddit meme.
>>545637447Pasta nigger deserves the rope for being so stubborn. If he had eaten a slice he would insist on pineapple
>>545637835Yeah...why are you telling me? You're a fucking redditor trying to evade detection, aren't you, you disgusting little faggot? You're lucky I'm not there to crush your little nuts right now.
>>545637447I always put pineapple on the pizza
>>545637808>Apple pie is fine and 100% american>Pineapple! Bleugh! Ptooie!Weirdos
>>545637447Italians are such conformist faggots
>>545637951Sick freaks, faggots, niggers, troons. These pizzatroons have to stop putting honey on the pizza while sharting last night's nuggies over some pineapple. Wait until you try prosciutto and pear with a balsamic glaze.
type of people who order pineapple on their piz https://youtu.be/xwd_kylqFF4?t=1518
>>545637951Apple pie isn't american. They stole it from Europe.
>>545637796>bananaOk, now you're just taking the piss.
>>545637447Based Italian chad, inventors of the pizza, stands up to corporate 'customer-is-always-right' pressure.
>>545637796Intredasting
>>545637529It’s good though
>>545637447Pineapple on pizza is good. This is just a fake trend for people to jump on. Mushrooms are worse but nobody fags out about it.
>>545637928You are a sharty user who defines their life by doing whatever the opposite of some ugly meme picture built up as a strawman is doing. You have no identity of your own. Like everyone else your age you are deeply afraid of being judged and extremely insecure.
>>545637808To,ago is a fruit. Fruit sauce eating pizza nigger
>>545638094Mushrooms are fine, anchovies are horrid
>>545638142weird anchovies on pizza are one of my favourite things, I don't think i'd be nice with pineapple or banana though
When I was a kid my mom would always order pineapple, didn't like it much then but love it now. Only discovered recently it was invented in my hometown (in Canada intuitively).
>>545637447Based, you can make spacial pizzas without getting grotesque. Picrel is a non conformal but still delicious pizza I ate the other dayBetter be jobless than betraying the Motherland he'll a comfy NASPI neet year
>>545638094By the way, I think that British cuisine is hated unjustly. Love me some bangers and mash, and malt loaf is fucking awesome.
>>545637447>Spicey Meatball Intensifies
European cuisine, and especially Italian food, comes from America.Pasta? Pizza? Europeans were ignorant of tomatoes until Americans graciously shared. Potatoes? Corn? Avocados? Without America, every European would still be eating lentils and wildflowers for every meal. They can't even hunt because they killed all their animals 1000 years ago.
>>545637529
>>545638094>>545638263You guys belong to a war trench, eating disgusting MRIs while waiting to die. Even if you like doesn't mean it has to exists, like butt sex with trannies. You guys deserve culinary AIDS
>>545638049I wish he was. Scandinavians have truly abhorrent taste in pizza, as bad or even worse than middle America.
Do you now understand why we must destroy Iran for creating this abomination?
>>545637633You have to remember these disgusting mutts have never tasted plump Jucy Australian pineappleThey have wilted slightly yellow mush that just tastes like sugary piss as though a diabetic American pissed on their pizza
>>545637447for me its green bell pepper & pineapple
>>545637610>>545637611>>545637633>>545637647>>545637786>>545637796>>545637901>>545637950Snownigger alert! Snownigger alert people!
>>545637447Pineapple on Pizza is actually very elegant. Its acid combines with the cheese to produce a buttermilk like valence, which then, with the fruityness of pineapple, combines with the slight sweet, sour and umami of tomato, assisted by herbs, to become a genuinely delicious culinary expression, closed and sealed by the smoky, fatty flavor of ham. You don't have any taste or knowledge of true epicurean heights if you don't understand it's the acid of the pineapple combining with the cheese that does it.
>>545638419Ehh, I dunno. Potatos and tomatoes are great, but I barely ever eat corn, and avocados are Reddit: The Food. >>545638528Looks fine to me. Also I order my tomato paste from Iran, and it's great.
>>545638114>>545638117No dude, I like pineapple pizza, too. I also think the over the top criticism is hypocritical. I was just having fun with you guys. Fuck you autistic assholes man, shit... And this flip nigger thinks he can determine who a random anon is from what silly picture he's posted? That's shit the possessed schizo hobo on the side of the road projecting weird accusations at random people does. No wonder why you retards have no friends or GFs in real life. Deserved.
>>545638602>Looks fine to me.Which is why you're part of the Axis of Evil.
>>545637447Based Italian.Pineapple on pizza is crime against humanity.
>>545637447Heroic Italian stood his ground to the bitter endF
>>545638602>Russian flag.>Posts muslim shit on producthahahahahaha Putin is going to turn you into another muslim country...
>>545637610Hawaiian pizza is delicious, but so is pepperoni. You're nuts. Maybe they put some of that ultra cheap pepperoni on the pizzas you've had, but something like Hormel is the correct type.
>>545637447>buca de bepo >sir this is a domino's
>>545638758I think to understand these people, you must imagine a little child trying to assert himself by aggressively stating his very first opinion. These people are about 25 or 35, but they're 6. You will have to excuse their lack of calibration!
italians will sperg out about toppings like pineapple and ham on a pizza but then they'll do completely deranged shit like put pears and fucking walnuts on theirsthis is the shit they don't want you to know
>>545637447Based Pizza Chadtalian cucks in the comments are faggots, the first guy who put pinneaple on Pizza was a gay homosexual faggot
>>545638696>Which is why you're part of the Axis of EvilAw gee, thanks for compliment
>>545637447some men are men of principle
If you put anything on it beside cheese, tomato and basil you're no longer eating pizza. You're a mutt that is eating a flat bread with your favourite toppings.
>>545638896Isn't that a pineapple on your flag?
>>545638602Despicable saracen reddit gay.
>>545638945You're welcome green light weirdos.
>>545639067After elections you are officially commies too... you should get ready and start learning Chinese soon you will need it.
>>545637447>/pol/ consists of fats and brain dead niggers Go figure
>>545637447I used to only order/buy pineapple pizza, but one day I just got sick of it. Now I avoid it like the plague. kek
>>545637447Unquestionably based.You lost pineapple trannies.
>>545637529>flagFunny coming from you kek
>>545637447Based pizzaiolo
>>545638142>anchovies are horridtruly an uncultured burger swine
>>545637611Brah I'm s fan of pineapple on pizza but I've never heard of pickles, you gotta elaborate on the recipe bro, i mean we talking supreme, meat lovers, cheese, what's our baseline gurl
>>545638585By the way, I want your opinion on this. Pearl barley onigiri with cod and shrimp.
>>545639113At least the Chinese know how to make LEDs with a high CRI so everything doesn't look like we're in the Matrix.
>>545639581The only type of pickle pizza I know is this
>>545637529>No one should put pineapple on pizzaJust the other day I made a pizza pie out of pineapple and yogurt, white sauce, mushrooms, onions, broccoliIt appears I have surpassed the mighty Italian tongue and took things to the next level. Eurotrash is devolving into mud eating niggers.
>>545639581Pickles are the new bacon so it's being shoved in everywhere now. The only time I've seen it on a pizza was a cheeseburger style pizza but I've never tried it.
>>545637447based, fuck pineapple
>>545639638You'd think Japanese would like the mochi of barley but they don't unless it's at least 80% rice. Mayonaisse must be Kewpie. They don't eat cod. However, this kind of thing with some carrots and Japanese root veggies would be well enjoyed.
>>545639853I like the idea of pickles on pizza but pineapple's acidity is why it works.
I make broccoli pizza and it's good
>>545639732I do think pickle must meet with strong pepperoni, sounds good that way. 7-11 America has shitty pizza but the pepperoni version is almost okay because it has circle sliced pepperoni and thick strip pepperoni and this is the right kind of density of pepperoni for pickle pizza. Actually we had this thing in America called Dynamite Dills with Habanero. Habanero pickle slices on double/triple pepperoni is something that I approve.
>>545637610I'm with you on pepperoni being over rated.
>>545639815If you like veggies so much you should try Ossetian pies instead. I'm about to go bake spinach and cheese pie, hope I can pull it off.
>>545637610This
>>545638237Those pizzas look goooooood.
>>545639953
>>545637447I kneel. Even anchovies are better than that tranny shit.
>>545637447pasta la vista
>>545638696give me the IP of that abomination, imgonna fuck those fridges to microwave status
>>545638237based>with beerhyperbased
>>545640472Wisconsin doesn't have the internet yet. They're too drunk to hook it up.
>>545640814>Wisconsin doesn't have the internet yet. They're too drunk to hook it up.fine, im gonna tell putin to glass the cheesefaggotsall of them
>>545637529don't knock it till you've tried it anon.
>>545637447It is a judeo-american (canadian) perversion
>>545637447i've eaten pineapple pizza in Italy. This guy is a retard.
>>545637447Put it on the pizza, Giuseppe.
>>545640943Please do. Caramelized cheese is delicious.
>>545637447based
Being so defensive about your cuisine is third world behavior. Italy should be more concerned about the fact they had no notable achievements for more than two centuries instead of getting assmad whenever someone puts wrong leftovers on the leftover pie for poorfag peasants. For some reasons you don't see Russians being butthurt about pirozhki stuffings, or Americans bitching about hot dog toppings.
>>545637447Dunking sush' in basedsauce = 1 hiroshimapineapple on pizza = 1,000,000 hiroshimas
>>545637447I personally don't care for pineapple pizza, but these faggy la authentico cucina Italiana morons piss me off like you wouldn't believe. Bring me my pineapple pizza followed by a nice afternoon Expresso and stfu.
>>545637529I LOVE PINEAPPLE PIZZA!
>>545637447I love pineapple and canadian bacon pizza. Hating pineapple on pizza is a retarded zoomer meme, no gen before zoom zooms hated pineapple on pizza, zooms have been psyoped by jews. It's like those retards of my gen and before have been psyoped into hating pigeon, the Lord's sweetest bird.
>>545637447She looks so incredibly sexy... so many LITTLE HOLES, and they’re all mine.
>>545638958Do you eat flags
>>545637447Bro loses his job over a reddit meme.
>>545639815that sounds insanely good. now I want it
>>545641608What really gets me is that they act like it's haute cuisine when it's a fucking peasant fare. "Genuine" pizza doesn't have any meat on it because peasants who invented it couldn't spare any. When Russian Koreans were relocated from Far East to Middle Asia, they weren't running around saying "Oh I must absolutely have napa cabbage for my genuine kimchi", they substituted carrots instead and were happy about it. Just the other day, I was making shchi, and I used napa cabbage instead of regular one, because that's what I had in the fridge and because it's a fucking peasant soup, there is no need to be anal about ingredients. If peasants had no fresh cabbages for their shschi, they used sauerkraut instead, and if they had neither, they used sorrels or fucking nettles instead. And the result was good, and I don't fucking care if it was genuine or not.
>>545642556nigger
>>545642556People are fucking weird about food it doesnt even have to be bullshit ethnic pride like that. I've had people act like I was wierd for putting salt and pepper on a slice of pizza. Its like ok youndont do that why would you even think about someone else doing at all let alone have a strong opinion about it. The npc race is very strange
>>545642598shhhhh little niglet, adults are talking. Go back to the kiddie table with the other little fat kids
>>545637447>>545637610Is this a thing? Why do people like pineapple pizza?Shit's disgusting
>>545638602Don't let these Iranian tomato paste haters get to you
Lol that will teach him
>>545642729shuddup you dirty nigger
>>545642806People have different taste palette. Its subjective. Its not something to be upset about. If someone likes the taste of a green olive and another person doesnt its not noteworthy. Same applies here.
>>545642806They're lying for attention. It's always the quirky chungus attention whores. They don't order it because they like it, they just want the conversation topic. That insufferable normie cliché small talk tee hee
>>545643017Flavor combinations of savory and sweet is a known thing.
>>545637529>No one should put pineapple on pizza.Based.Cucknadians get the rope.
>>545643135Yeah, known by perverts and psychopaths. A pineapple isn't even really sweet, it's acidic like a lemon or an orange
>>545637447I have always liked it, never understood the hate but found it amusing and now I order it out of spite
>>545644095I guess salted caramel is perversion now? And you don't add salt when baking anything sweet? Honey mustard chicken is psychopathy too? >A pineapple isn't even really sweet, it's acidic like a lemon or an orangeEven better, putting lemon on fish or orange on chicken is bad now?
>>545638509Kebab pizza is goated though. Also a nice meat pizza with bernaise is amazing.
>>545637529Edgy faggot
>>545644307yes
>>545637610Yup,>Hi I want burnt shitty toppings that will give me heartburn plsMy ex father in law was right when saying pizza is a mutant jewish food. To be clear it was the inlaws telling my ex to stop being a bitch or else she will be alone, they were right.
>>545644406Sauerkraut is acidic too, I guess you shouldn't mix it with savory food either?
>>545644709Meant for him, whoops >>545644569
>>545637447Now fire Indians and Pakis for shitting on the plate.
>>545644736It's about the cheese and other milk based products. Doesn't mix well with acidics
>>545637529Its literally the best thing to put on a ‘za after ham and cheesePineapple on pizza haters are utter faggots
>>545644937...tomatoes are acidic, you retard.
>>545644656>"to be clear...">completely muddies what was just said
>>545645029so is your mother
>>545637611>pickleskys
>>545637447Pineapple on pizza is fine, but standing up for what you believe in is based AF.
>>545637447the customer is always right in matters of taste
>>545645173"Russians always beat Prussians, kwab" - Alexander Suvorov
>>545644406Fucking kill yourselfEverytime og go and play a game of poker or hang out with the guys in the summerhouse, I have to witness 50%+ of these normal healthy looking ethnic danes order "salatpizza".Kebab pizza with iceberg lettuce and white kebab cum dressing. They have no care for the quality either.Fucking krime agains pizza, and against our nation. It is fair for muzzies to eat it, but not danes. Disgusting!I get the gorgonzola with dried ham, or the margarita.
>>545637447
>>545646628>>545644406I love kebab myself, but honestly kebab pizza sounds retarded. Like kebab but less convenient to eat.
>>545647214Kebab is fine, because it is what it is. When you eat kebab, you know you are eating kebab. It is also "true to tradition" even if not your own. My problem with kebab pizza is that it is redundant, and anti italian. Kebab allready has bread, usually. Kebab on pizza is the same thing, so there is no point.Like eating pasta with rice. Carbs on carbs. Why?Danish top chefs made some dansih abominations too, like pizza with potato slices. I'm sure it's allright, like kebab pizza, but has the same problem as pasta with rice. Useless. And moreso, mostly, almost exclusively, kebab pizzas are made by the mastiest bottom of the barrel trash shops. How is a kebab pizza of good quality? I don't know, I have never ever seen one. It is a sloppification of quisine.
>>545647214Exactly
>>545648046Potato on pizza is classic italian though, usually on white pizzas ie. no tomato sauce.
>>545637611You eat rotten fish, please stop posting.
>>545648197I don't know enough to know that it isn't, so fair enough maybe. Still an abomination. Are you my good friend who don't like cheese?
>>545638758Hawaiiaroni is god tier pizzauh
>>545637447he did nothing wrong
>>545648335I love cheese, so no, sorry :/
>>545648046>Like eating pasta with riceTo be fair, while pasta with rice is redundant, I kinda like the anime curry, which is ultimately potatoes with rice.
>>545637529>No one should put pineapple on pizza. It should be a crime. 20 years supermax ADX.Truer words have never been spoken
>>545644937>pineapple isnt sweet its acidic like sauerkraut
>>545648985Too late, I already defeated him with both sauerkraut and tomatoes.
>>545637447Would he be cool with cantaloupe?
>>545644937Shalom
>>545642806>Is this a thing? Why do people like pineapple pizza?generally only snowniggers are this retard
>>545641243>i've eaten pineapple pizza in Italy.look, you niggerized base faggot, you have to go back.Aviano or Naples ?
>>545637610you're just another idiot who thinks pepperoni is supposed to be a "base" for other toppings. it's not, it's the most flavorful and spicy topping and should only be enjoyed by itself, and a sprinkle of crushed red pepper to accentuate the kick.
>>545637611This is much better than pineapple. My secret best recipe is : Pickes, mayo, crumpled eggs, onion and ketchup.
>>545637447The best part about pineapple pizza is it was created by a Canadian. It's perfect.
>>545650002You're joking, but Mussolini actually thought that pasta is detrimental to health and wanted to abolish it in favor of risotto.
>>545650133Look at this cute lil slut almost hanging out her tits as if she didnt know what she does to men , lmao just imagine this to be your daughter. I hope I get a son
>>545637447How does a chef get fired? Chef is chef, there's nobody above him.
>>545649877>>545650076Also cover the border with egg white and salt in the middle of the cooking, to give it that pretzel consistency
>>545650218The owner
>>545637786add cream cheese dollops to it, makes it even better
>>545650213You should see what she wears when her dad is around.
>>545637529So it's War then. The final Cavalry Charge of Burgers. We're going North for the Canadian Bacon, South for the pineapples, West for the most fat infused Italian mozzarella cheese, And the Far East for the most Autist maxed Japanese 5 star chef. Prepare your taste buds heathens, plus we'll have to genocide All the Jeets in Canada to ensure We're getting quality Bacon, Pharmaceuticals, Whiskey and snow bunnies. Kneel
>>545650133wouldnt it have been easier to slide the pan under the slices instead of transferring half at a time? thats what I do
>>545637447the problem is pineapple with tomato, if it was a white pizza there wouldn't be any problem we eat this for example (pears and gorgonzola)
>>545650702I do that too, but sometimes it fucks up. It's probably better to spend an extra 3 seconds safely transferring the pizza.
>>545637447>"Yes, Italians absolutely pair fruit with savory food — figs with salami, prosciutto with melon, speck with apples, mortadella with grapes are all common Italian combinations. So the "Italians don't mix fruit with savory" argument is a bit of a red herring."wtf is wrong with italians? mediterranean climate, tons of fruit which are used in all sorts of combinations with savory ingredients, but they draw the line at pineapples?
>>545650133>>545650576give me her @
>>545637610Fucking faggots screeching about MUH TRADITIONAL PIZZA should be fired en masse. Pineapple on pizza is peculiar, yes, but a ton of foods mix sweet and salty and no one bats an eye. It's not my favourite pizza but i'd likely eat it a couple times a year if only pizzerias weren't so fucking scared of even putting it on the menu.
>>545650954>pineapplesYou just know that this is due to some retarded shit. Every region, even every fucking village there hates their neighboring village. Some retard probably thought pineapple has something to do with Neapel and that's how that thing got kicked off.
>>545650747Disagree. Sugar is often used to balance tomatoes sourness.
>>545637529Based Ola
>>545637447My family loves pineapple on pizza so pizza night was always lame and gay.
>>545637610>pepperoni fucking sucksAMEN
>>545651322It's in the filename: prontoyycgiuliahere is her personal insta
>>545637529fpbplook at all the seething subhumans
>>545651719>Disagree. Sugar is often used to balance tomatoes sourness.no, it only hides the taste
>>545650576>pizza?
>>545650576
>>545650333Slavery is illegal though.
>>545651719>Sugar is often used to balance tomatoes sourness.good tomatoes are sweet enough already, they're a fruit
>>545637610the gospel truth is pineapple tastes great on everything. you haven't lived until you've had a teriyaki burger with it
>>545652131>retard thinks all fruits are sweet
>>545638049You should see Brazilian pizza
What's with the "you must accept pineapple on pizza" rhetoric?It has somewhat of a cult vibe about it.I don't care for it myself, have your fruits on pizza or not, do whatever. Don't go around claiming that's Italian though, it isn't. Swedes invented it.Besides that, do what you want with your food.I'm sure people will throw a fit if they found out you can replace burger buns with pancakes, or make Dutch pancakes (which are thin and 12") and make a taco wrap or durum wrap with them.Or even better, mix Coca-Cola and chocolate milk.How about putting peanut butter and liver sausage on a sandwich together?Pineapple on pizza, lmao... It's nothing, seriously. Nothing compared with the shit I've tried.
>>545651966Yeah that's semantics. If you don't want the tomato to be acid you add sugar.
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