>>545650062how many fucking bond movies are they going to make??? just let it die already
Who cares James Bond is based on real life propagandist that beat LE HECKIN NAZIS
>>545650062he has an odd head
>>545650062I like how british women make the word boobs sound.
>>545650062It’s a post-woke era
>>545650062Don't worry.Moneypenny is still an African nigger of the niggiest variety.M is still Ralph Fiennes.Q is still the skinny homosexual demi-jew.And they've run out of new ideas, and lack new creative thoughts.Their only true option is to remake other Bond movies. They already went through the Spectre arc. They didn't remake Goldfinger or Moonraker yet.They fucking will, guaranteed.
>>545650062Bond would never marry an AlbanianHe is a Chav and cannot be Bond
>>545650800Bouwbz
>>545651061Bond is a faggot these days.Vesper died in 2009 and Bond still wasn't over it in 2022 and this motherfucker is supposed to be stoic, hard, badass, and all business.
>>545650062He doesn't look white He looks like slav x eastern (musmim or jew)
>>545650155This. It's dead as fuck. Nobody with boomer government glowie anymore.
they shouldn't have taken this silly series out of the cold war. it doesn't work in the modern era. it doesn't even work in the modern era where russia is the evil boogiemanjust keep bond permanently in the 1970s and pick a playboy chad like roger moore instead of earflaps mcdoofus
>>545650062HAHAHHA YOUVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME HAHAHHAHe looks like a Q at best hahahha just look at this dweebHis eyes and nose and mouth are all so squished together LOL HAHAHHAAH
>>545650062He looks cursed.
>>545651388>OOGA BOOGA DEMONS
>>545651134the goyslop keeps me entertained. i want for nothing but to consume more goyslop. to mentally masturbate to the goyslop. i worship the goyslop.
>>545651609https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBynw9Isr28&list=RDEVIJUH29pjU&index=5
>>545650155I haven't followed the franchise in a minute, have they made a nigger or female bond yet?
>>545654223The last one they made, apparently Bond was girlbossed around by a niggress for half of the movie.
Should have been cavill
>>545654327Oh, and they killed James Bond. So I'm not sure what they're going to do to bring him back.
>>545650062looks more like a bond villain but okay
>>545650062He looks goofy.
>>545650062Fucks sake looks like he should play Nosferatu lmao
>>545654223They really wanted to, with the last movie, but after killing off most of the modern-day cast sans the black gorilla, that was meant to be the next 007, Woke went Broke in the wider culture and the whole franchise got put on ice.Not sure why they think the nosferatu-looking mid in the OP is gonna thaw it out desu lol.
>>545650062Based. Woke 3.0 is looking pretty wholesome it's just a rerurn to the 90s. Maybe he will just get some colored girls to fuck.
I look kinda like this and am not jew or jewish
>>545654649>be James Bond>kill the bad guy, get the girl>final pre-credit scene>they're about to bang>Bond looks at the camera>"remember guys, even if you saved her life always ask for consent">credits roll
>>545650062Look at them ears. Dude's an elf.
>>545650062Oof, really? He’s a bit ugly for a Bond innit he?
>>545650062Too late
>>545654885'e's a propa bri'ish, mate. Rott'n teeth 'n all, I's bet!
>>545651213It doesn't work because the writers are hacks and write modern realistic spy thrillers instead of the whimsical shit Bond gets up to, instead of Saddam Hussein building orbital kinetic weapons and throwing hypersonic gold bars at kurds and Bond stopping him by impaling him on his own statue and fucking his wife to death during the credits it's Elon Musk stealing all the UK's money through crypto scams, leaking the MI6 agent list on facebook and other boring shit, and dying in a helicopter crash offscreen.Also I suspect there's a dude at the studio stopping them from going too hard on the plots, you can't have the Iraqi space guns because it's racist, you can't have China do anything because they'll ban the movie, you can't have russia invade Europe because of the current thing both making it insensitive and proving they're such bums it doesn't look believable even with their secret nanite weapons, and all that, so it's back to Elon Musk and his evil accounting tricks.
>>545650062Bond is supposed to be middle-age
>>545650155For real. Nothing that made the Bond franchise appealing is novel anymore.>International travelNot the adventurous endeavor it was 30 years ago. Mundane hobby for young women who spend too much.>Advanced tech gizmosWe all own far more impressive tech gizmos than anything ever thought up in a Bond movie.>Spooks and international intrigueOur own news cycle has more sketchy and wild shit than most bond plots. Also, nobody thinks spy shit involves things like car chases and shootouts in exotic locations. We see enough of it in the news to know it's not.>Tuxedos and super rich luxury shitAgain, no longer novel. Any of us can go to some pompous event. When I see very formal settings, I just see overpriced alcohol and slightly increased effort in preparing the food. IRL, super rich people aren't all hanging around in tuxedos at galas and bs. It's mostly old people having date night with their wives.
>>545654223They tried in the last one and the movie flopped
>>545650062Who cares. Dumb jewywood trash movies
>>545656165100%
>>545650062Let me guess, they realized they cant jump the shark totally so they’ll just make the “supporting actors” bigger than they need to be and woke. Like chani with dune remakes.
>>545650062bond should go after MI6
>>545650062he looks like a fit goblin10/10 in bongland btw
>>545650062Bit ugly isnt he? They going to pin those spoilers on the side of his head back before shooting?
the uk is a geopolitical clown jokeWhat the fuck would the movie even be about other than seething about Trump or musk ?
>>545654358Cavills busy working as a producer on the Warhammer 40K series.
>>545658375You are literally retarded. Never opine on the subject again
>>545656165You just know Bonds going to be taking down a bunch of right wing nazi types trying to destabilise and control a country. Again. Its a safe bet.
>>545659424He is too old and chunky in the bodyHe used to be a host at a West Hollywood restaurant Handsome Norman faceSpoke immaculate RP
>>545650062James Bond peaked under Pierce Brosnan. It'll be too woke now.
>>545651213It doesn't work because everyone knows that their own domestic glowies are actually evil and conspire against the general population whilst trafficking their kids for child rape orgies. The real 'James Bond' would likely be a prolific sex offender who imports drugs. Next film will probably have Callum Turner defending a grooming gang whilst he ruthlessly hunts down shitposters from the internet, all the while his colored companion educates Bond about pronoun use to use with his tranny axe wound boss.
>>545660027He'll probably be sent after a Islamophobic villain complaining about Muslim rape gangs who's too elusive for the normal police.
>>545651134That's accurate to the books, you retard.
>SHEEEEEEEEEIT
why are we still making bond movies?
>>545650062please only put the best actors in james bond movies, books, and comics.. and arthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMmwJiVJTw4
James Bond is glow propoganda. The same way all these NCIS, law and order and all that other agit is propoganda. Why the fuck do you watch this shit.
>>545650155CHECKED007: Die Another Way is currently being filmed
>>545651134In the books it affects him heavily even though he outwardly doesn’t express it, and he goes on a pretty lengthy bender with drugs and women and becomes increasingly dependent on benzadrine to complete missions to the point that M muses that he likely has his judgement compromised since he is actually pursuing women who have various traits of Vesper but not a complete picture, that his drug-seeking behavior isn’t really about mission readiness, and considers dismissing him because a female enemy spy would be incredibly effective against such a guy, and Bond is way too skilled to be allowed to work for the enemy.
>>545658375Pretty much. Shame that the glamor is gone.
>>545650062White ears... for sure... right?
>>545650062movies fell off.music fell off.games industry eclipses everthing. and saudis own it.
His mom was a single mom that was a "london club promoter" and named him after her dead faggot aids ((friend)) before pushing him into "modeling and acting". 100% he was molested. Doesn't get much more jewish than that.
>>545650062But I thought Janes Bond was supposed to be a nigger lady?
>>545660866Because sometimes you want your spies to have a bit of rizz while still doing spycraft.For some reason American films can't do fun without making it a comedy
>>545661611It’s millennial writing or “Whedonwriting”, or what millennials who grew up on MCU think is funny. Everything has to be an ironic quip even in the face of world-ending cataclysm or the death of a significant character, but everyone just says “So… that just happened” or some other quirk chungus, Twitter-sized zinger because American millennials are inherently insincere.
>>545660461>The name is Bond, sarr. Jamesesh Bond.
>>545650062THIS IS AN OUTRAGE
>>545662060>Hello fellow Soviet Russia saar, my name is John McGuiness from Microsoft now listen carefully to what I am saying saar can I perhaps enter your embassy to investigate a computer virus in there saar?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6MrQ-mN8HM8
>>545650062good. james bond is a white englishman. nothing wrong with that, its just who he is. its not political
>>545650155meme flag shill. james bond is quitessentially anglo, and any speaking out against it is jewish or brown.
>>545662413
>>545650062They chose this disgenic lookin fuck?Guys gotta fucking foot shaped head with goblin ass ears
>>545659848It did not. Craig revitalized the series with Casino Royale and Spectre until No Time To Die woked it out.
