Am I honorary British?
Shit on my tits whore
>>545673645you ARE british, john
>>545673645Close enough
Bri'ish baked beans come in more of a watery tomato sauce than the sugary, syrupy sauce that American ones do
>>545673645happy 5th November
>>545673976I've eaten most types of beans in my life. Tomato, molasses, brown sugar etc, but the best is maple syrup. I eatem straight out of the can.
>>545673645what even is
>>545674261Beans and wieners. Their version of hummus and foreskins.
>>545674417is it kino
>>545673645By your logic>welcome to my terrarium Mr Hampster
>>545673645Why is British "food" so fucking shit?
>>545673645that "bread" looks like it has a shelf life of a century
>>545673645What I don't get about this is British baked beans just look so fucking runny. I feel like if you tilted that bread even 10 degrees one direction horizontally half the beans on the thing would slide off. Americans have chili bread bowls so we know about a nice sourdough and some beans, but you limeys love everything so wet.
>>545673645overdid the toast.still a 4/10 cause you've got a pot of spare beans.
>>545675033>Why is British "food" so fucking shit?Long historic reasons. Interestingly, most British people are disgusted by seafood.
>>545673645it has to be grey outside and you have to be half naked
>>545675644>Interestingly, most British people are disgusted by seafood.bullshit. everyone loves fish fingers.
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>>545673645you're an honorary hobo
>>545675644are you a migrant? we as a people used to eat fish daily.Wild salmon used to swim in lakes up and down britain.We are an island nation. Every coastal town has a large fishing fleet.Fish and chips.???
>>545675033today we usually eat toffee apples, is that shit food?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Candy_apple
>>545674848<this niggas never had beanie weiniesEveryone point and laugh. I mean, they suck, but it's something to experience. It's like getting buttfucked, you're either gonna love it or it's absolute torture.
>>545676302>It's like getting buttfucked, you're either gonna love it or it's absolute torture.first hand experience?
>>545676108>we as a people used to eat fish daily."Used to". Correct. Not anymore.>Every coastal town has a large fishing fleet.False.>Fish and chips.Wow. A battered cod that people get once in a while is proof British people love seafood.
>>545674142LUV ME SUM BRITISH SAUSAGE
>>545673645The bread doesn’t appear to be toasted, and you haven’t put butter on it. There also seems to be a hot dog bun involved, as well as a bucket. D- See me after class
>>545676559Maaay-be. Wanna check for me? Getting old and my memory is shot. Just honestly don't know and the suspense is killing me now that I'm thinking about it.
>>545673645Ketchup does not belong on beans
>>545673645No but you're a nigger tho
>>545676191Nigga that's nuts
