Uhhh guys, paraguay economy just crashed…
>>545687139And their Jewish president fled to Argentina
>>545687139>Give a criminal a gun, he'll rob a bank>Give a criminal a bank, he'll rob the worldNot my problem
>>545687193Nah, he's here. He said he'll face the impeachment.Welp, looks like it's 2013 again, let's goooooo>captcha icon that I had to pick as the odd one out was a six pointed starWell, well well.
>>545688860didnt pay attention to the paraguay shit, were you guys also infiltrated by jewish leadership? if so whats the general take of the population why didn't they have a problem with a non paraguay native taking that roll?
>>545688991Well, consider the fact that WHATEVER vote burgerland does at the UN, we do the EXACT same vote. Be it about Cuba, about Israel/Gaza or whatever.(((they're))) around. But you know, between that and goatfuckers I don't know which is worse.
>>545689097yeah i get theyre around, but they're supposed to be a minority, is this not noticeable to your people?>which is worsei think jews are, they claim to use islam as their broom so i treat the goatfuckers as a mere symptom, a nasty one but a symptom.
>>545687139(((Where))) did that money go? How could this happen?
>>545689281They're certainly a minority if we're talking country wide. If you only consider the capital and areas around it then sure, it's a lot more oy vey.
Putos paraguas no vengan más a Cuartel V.
>>545689360Central bank froze operations. Up to 75x minimum wage is guaranteed by the central bank's mechanisms, people will get their money in the coming days.If you had more than that 75x... then good luck.
>>545687139Paraguay bank collapses with half of population's savingsThanks for the bank bail-in debt slaves.
>>545689379and your people just don't know about the jews reputation? dont get me wrong my flag aint better for this or that of any flag in here now but theres usually some kind of discourse that can take place person to person, is that taboo there?
Friendly reminder that Paraguay is also the country that started a war against the entirety of south America while having no ally whatsoever. 60% of their population and 90% of their men died in five years because of the stupid ass war they started themselves. WTF is this country.
>>545687139Hey, it's ok. They can all come here and get asylum status. I've been looking for a reliable mortar mixer/brick tender
>>545689509Dude, just weeks ago there was this school book that mentioned a story about a girl born with Downs and a boy born 'normal' and how the girl stayed at home to do whatever while the boy 'became well known'.And the text literally ends with 'and the boy's name was Adolf Hitler'.Technically there was no lie at all in the text, but (((they))) screeched hard about that one.
>>545689542Thats good it resulted in like 100 years of women massively outnumbering men, making it so its them that have to approach and chase menParaguayan girls (the more european ones) are a great catch
>>545687139> leaving your money in a bankyou deserve what you get
>BTS Army already leaked the personal phone numbers of all the legislators that voted to accept the prez qutting (they failed anyway because others left the room, so that they didn't achieve quorum)I don't particularly care about the music, but man these gals are pretty based.
>>545689634That’s in Spanish psychology text books to show cognitive bias because you root for the normal promising boy but at the end you realize he is evil. What a dumb thing for anyone to be upset about.
>>545689442That's crazy. Like all your money just disappears. I'm surprised people aren't resorting violence yet. The people who had wealth seem like the ones most likely to resort to it because now they are essentially equal to the peasants they looked down at because of this and they have (now because they arent rich anymore) absolutely nothing to lose by resorting to violence.
>>545687139Who cares. Got our own problems.
>>545687139i lost 200 usd nigger
>>545690116what about my 200 dollars nigger
>>545687139She can swap that whistle for my peña iykwim
Is it actually fucking happening?It's not normal to have a list of like 5 countries that are collapsing / contracting massively all at the same time, is it?
How the fuck do people lose their money?Is still there no?
>>545687139WTF is a 'paraguay'?
>>545689442>75x min wageSo like $100usd?
>>545690324you dont know who we are nigger
>>545690011Well, we've been through this before (Banco Alemán, Multibanco). This is why legislation was made to add this 'guarantee fund'. People who had less than 75x minimum wages will get it back on another account in days. The process started today, going on phases.The ones who are REALLY fucked are those who worked with the bank and the group's satellite companies:>MUVa local uber clone>ittiIT, served as a funnel to do $$$ tricks and some other stuff>tutiTicketmaster-ish thing>uelaTravel agency>tuiuSome small payment shitand so on...>>545689991That's exactly what the exercise was about. But hey, jews gotta jew. There's one guy in particular I keep seeing whining on his social media, one time he took family to an anime event and REEEEEEEEEEEEE'd at some Hellsing cosplay. He's a fucking tard.
>>545690358About $35k USD.>>545690120>>545690169Just wait until you get it on another bank, $200 is peanuts.
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>>545687139>paraguayCan’t even find it on the maps.
>>545690618>tfw I went to Biggie late at night on Monday to buy ice cream and took out all my money from the atm while at itnews just in - 700k people with deposits under $10mm Gs already got their money, so check your stuff anon
>>545687139That's two Uruguay(s)
>>545687139OMG NIGGER I JUST MY 200 USD
>>545690746It’s right there by Uruguay (pronounced “You Are Gay”) and close by Brazil, the birthplace of the BurittoEveryone knows that
>>545690818YEAAH JUST GOT IT
>>545690746look harder
>>545690984Glad to hear it. Gotta give credit to the central bank, the law says up to 15 days and they're expediting it even as heads rolled.Impeachment is ready to go, accusations are set. Don't miss the next episode of the process, tomorrow at 10:00 local time...>six pointed stars in the captcha againoy vey
>>545691117of course, i know they were doing their jobs but im still going to bitch and complain cause thats just what i do
>>545690369Hey parabros how’s Paraguay for snow gringos? I speak Spanish and I am tired of winter.
>>545687139Those poor poor people. Time to go find a better life in los Estados Unidos
>>545691470It's basically impossible for it to snow here. Tropic of Capricorn is right there.
It's Thursday again, huh
>>545691470its great, its just a bit cold in july, august and September but the rest of the time its 30 degreess to sometimes 40
>>545689360Well real money went kapuff at the same time with monopoly digital money, so one group real things while the other just lost imaginary numbers in an excel
>>545690241>Is still there no?That's the trick, it never existed in reality
>>545691627>>545691509paragua bros, do you know if there any jewish involvement in the whole crash? being a bank and economical thing, maybe they are behind of it like always
>>545691525Still friendly for moving there or have expats ruined it? Ive integrated well elsewhere.
>>545691833no its just good old fashion corruption
>>545691883this isnt a passport bro place so those guys dont come here but there was an event from a company called paraguay pathways that got major heat for inviting a bunch of women and the public called it sex trafficing
>>545691883There are some cringeworthy expats who pretend to be experts in PY while talking about the current ueno case, but just ignore them.If you can speak Spanish you're already set. Beware of extreme heat and don't believe retards who say there is 'nothing to do' (it's an exaggeration, really. You can do many things freely like in the old times, but you gotta do your part. There's no touristy themepark industry here)This shit right now is gonna set most people 15-20 years back to the past when it comes to their opinions about technology lol (stuff like tap to pay, QR payments and digital money crap is gonna get a big lookover). But hey, it's a good thing after all. Cash is always king.
>>545692349>cringeworthy expats who pretend to be experts in PYthats so true and PY in general. they are such jesters its unbelievable
>>545687139That's paragay of them.
God damn. Now all those fucking paraguiains are coming to Brazil, there's no escape to them, Argentina is fucking broken and run by a kike, Bolivia is a dystopian war zone, Chile is boiling in protests too, there's only us...Send the woman first please
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>>545692583What are you talking about? It's you HUEs coming here to study and move their maquila stuff over...
>>545691833Yes there's.Always there's a kikery involved in this kind of shit
>>545692649I concede >>545692673Only dumb niggers that cant pass a good college go to Paraguay. Not a single decent company moved to your shithole, there's zero juridic security in your country.
>>545692004What about for serious immigrants? Im looking to relocate and keep my career going in the next 5 years. I’ve got needed skills and Spanish, but Id rather avoid getting lumped in with tourists so I’m looking further.
>>545690241>South Park AAAAAAAAAAND IT'S GONE pastaThe bank was controlled by a family, they decided to loan money to their own executives for their own businesses and it went overboard (this is not allowed, its baking and eating your own pie instead of selling it) including money from pensioners since its a huge bank. They loaned so Much money that the bank suddenly had no more reserves which meant the Central Bank had to close them and now everyone got their accounts frozen and can't even pay groceriesIt was then revealed that the President of Paraguay was also involved and he knew it was going to go bankrupt so he and his buddies took their own money and sokd every stock before the Central Bank blocked it that's why he resigned. He may or may not have fled Paraguay towards Argentina
>>545692812lmao youre such a jester.
>>545691833>>545692687This was found in Vázquez's house. Some plans for the group...>Elbit system, main defense company in ISRAEL>GETS system, ISRAELI company >We're associated with ISRAELI companies for this project, such as Septieroy veyyyyyyy indeed
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>>545692812There's a canadian couple that just got here and makes YT videos about it, check them out.If you can speak spanish already, you won't get lumped as a tourist - just grab a tereré kit and you'll pass as if you've been here for years.
>>545692977This. They we're tracking people with the bank app.Every fucking time
>>545692812Paraguay is a legit place. You’ll need to adjust to that Guarani culture though. Even today many in the campo still speak that pretty commonly a lot. It’s kind of a buffer state which only exists to keep Brazil and Argentina from either becoming too strong or bordering each other too much. They had that War of the Triple Alliance which happened in the 1860’s when the U.S. couldn’t really enforce the Monroe Doctrine. The U.S. was able to diplomatically keep it alive, which is why they have a Presidente Hayes (named after the U.S. president) department up in the Chaco even. It’s still an underdeveloped country with opportunities. The population doesn’t hate men and ethnic Europeans there, although most are Indios. It’s kind of an interesting place. Because of the U.S. history there it’s also a globohomo glownigger hotspot in South America
>>545693379Wouldn't surprise me. It asked for location constantly when transferring funds.
>>545693078Thanks king I’ll take a look>>545692914Mean. Hope you never have to get lectured on racism in -40.
>>545687139Why can't latin america catch a break? They seem forever poor, except for the cartels.
>>545692349Based. This sounds like Paraguay. Play some soccer and bang some chicks like it’s the 90’s bro. Stay away from McDonald’s, fuck.
>>545687139with jews, you lose
>>545693426i just dont get why foreigners come and want to dance like monkeys for the natives to try and be like them. of course its good to speak spanish so u can get around but its like nigger you dont have to brown it up. its like any other place, if ur good looking and rich u will be liked and if ur ugly and poor then ull be not liked and if ur in the middle then ull be invisible, simple as
>>545693426Nah. He’ll get screamed at and hit with a shoe in the morning by his mom, sweat all day, then get screamed at and hit with a shoe by his gf in the evening. He might even take two showers because of all the sweating and beatings with shoes
>>545693426Man, you Canucks got reamed hard. I've seen that shit about renaming some streets to names in a language that is basically unwriteable without 243921 unicode extensions, causing trouble for residents who needed to update their info. Try asking for an UberEats there...Stupid ass symbolic acts like those piss me the fuck off. They achieve nothing aside from making shit worse for taxpayers and ironically they'll make it so that people hate that shit unwritable language even more.In comparison, Guarani here IS an official language and it's taught in schools. It's the only amerindian language that has survived to such a rate like this. THAT's how you preserve a language.>>545693379And another six pointed star in the captcha. I'm getting some messages in here lol
>>545687139Jews involved?
>The daughter of Peña, ex president of Paraguaylmao
>>545693767Technically he's still the prez... They didn't accept (nor deny) the resignation because there was no quorum.Also, her university at burgerland is already receiving some interesting emails today.
>>545693767ballsy to wear that in her position ngl
>>545693680> i just dont get why foreigners come and want to dance like monkeys for the natives to try and be like them.you don’t understand the king of information deluge and social deluge about absolutely retarded ass shit those people have been subjected to their entire lives anon. They almost think of those natives like pets who just need a hand holdingIts always been cringe as fuck, but there’s not much one can do
>>545687139Do we have another Venezuela exodus on our hands?
>>545693842> They almost think of those natives like pets who just need a hand holdingReminds me of that utterly retarded lefty 'tour' that burger influencers did at Cuba>they went on some open bus as if it was a safari>they stayed at hotels with generators, while the Cubans had no power>got to eat all sorts of extravagant stuffFucking sickening. They were fliming the Cubans as if it was some kind of circus attraction.
>>545693869no nigger, i got my money back so now i can get my godless whore right now
>>545687139And the el presidente escaped to Argentina...HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHhH
>>545693836The wealthy and upper classes in Paraguay kind of openly dab on the poor there anon. The wealthy are often Spanish and Italian to a pretty good deal. When I was in school in Paraguay back in the day there were a good number of darker wealthy kids there though too. A lot of the times they had nicknames like Negro lol It’s not globohomo jew lefty inversion world man, despite the fact there are plenty of Indios who have some lefty tendencies
>>545693842>>545693948 i dont think so, i think its that whole oofy doofy phenomenon where the man jesters and humilates himself for a brown women to walk all over him
>>545687139$20 gone, just like that. sad.
>>545693983Based anon. Have some cervesas and enjoy the showDoes Asunción still have those massive basalt cobblestone streets everywhere?
>>545693379>>545692977good info anon, well it makes more sense now, maybe he got involved in some glowie bussiness with jews and something went wrong and now he is paying for it
>>545694185yes
>>545694026Nah, that was some typical FUD shit on xitter. He's here and said he'll face the impeachment process.>>545694055Negro is a very common nickname, just like in Argentina (we had a 'Negro' in my class at school lol)You can also hear guys call their wives 'gorda' (fat) in an affectionate way. Nobody will 'cancel' you for that. It's nice.>>545694185Yeah, we still got those. Some even got 'restored' in the old town (as in they took out the modern asphalt on top to reveal the old road)
>>545694070> i think its that whole oofy doofy phenomenon where the man jesters and humilates himself for a brown women to walk all over himThat phenomenon comes from a lifetime of being subjected to various kinds of information and social conditioning which would make your mind explode. It’s not just some phenomenon, it has causes.
>>545687193which south american country has a non-jewish president at the moment?
>>545694257Based as fuck. It’s just getting to be strongly into spring down there. I bet all the trees and flowers along the sidewalks are blooming and it smells amazing. Winter is coming here bro, in more ways than one.
>>545694280Yeah, it's something years in the making.>>545694424Yeah, but El Niño is fucking up the patterns a bit. We got a lot of heat yesterday but today the climate's a bit cooler. Not complaining though... except when the roulette weather decides to rain.
>>545692913Our banks haven't even had to hold reserves since March of 2020. The littlest known red pill is that the lockdowns were to prevent bank runs. It was like another bailout for them. It was posted briefly here too. The banks don't have any money it's all numbers on a screen. But no one cares anyway they think they "own" those numbers.
>>545694492Man I went to a quince at this chick’s estancia in my class back in the day down there. When I was out there a monkey from the forest came down and messed with us then bit my leg lol. I had to get shots bro In defense of the monkey I was antagonizing it
>>545688991>were you guys also infiltrated by jewish leadershipThey bomb and destroy any country without jewish leadership. Look what happened to Gadaffi, what's happening now with Iran. Of course they have jewish leadership you naive person.
>>545694199> maybe he got involved in some glowie bussiness with jewsI would be willing to bet this is the case yes.
I was there a couple years ago. Seems like the only economy was helping Argentinians and Brazilians dodge taxes.
>>545693714Yeah, it’s insufferable and I pay for it, more than I spend on housing transport and utilities combined. Life’s too short. Rather work with people I can respect. >>545693680Fair, but the expats who clump up and only speak English are cringe. >>545693411Thanks for the info, it’s hard to meet anyone who’s been there. I’ll watch for glowniggers.
>>545693767You’re brave enough to hate the wealthy, but are you brave enough to hate the poor?Also would
>>545687139oh cool I wonder how many of these foreign fucks I'll end up living near in the coming years
>>545695184dont worry i got ,y 200 usd, all good
>>545687139>Calliope music begins
>>545694797>The connection between Miguel Vázquez (a former executive and founder of ueno bank), the public tender scandal in Paraguay, and various Israeli companies lies primarily in the role these Israeli firms played as strategic suppliers within the scheme uncovered at Vázquez’s residence.According to an alleged "manual for winning public tenders" seized by the Prosecutor’s Office—as well as earlier parliamentary complaints—the objective was to position the technology company itti (part of the Vázquez Group) within consortia alongside Israeli defense and intelligence firms, in order to secure multi-million-dollar public contracts.
>>545695617>>545692977> Septier Communication: This Israeli cyber-intelligence firm, which specializes in the interception of communications, is listed as the key partner for a project with SENAD (estimated at USD 8,000,000). The document details that the terms and conditions had allegedly already been agreed upon, and instructions were given to pressure the Itaipú Technology Park (PTI) to expedite the purchase.• Elbit Systems: One of Israel’s largest defense corporations. In Vázquez’s document, it is assigned to an Army telecommunications modernization project, with a value of USD 20,000,000. An internal note specified that the plan had already been assigned an SNIP code (a public investment code) by the Ministry of Finance, and that they needed to push forward decisively to secure the deal.
>>545694659A nice case of FAFO then, lolI'm guessing the food was pretty good at the party at least.
>>545694927If you're set on coming (at least to visit) canuckanon, post here again (or at /int/) if you need more info.>>545695725Man, looks we dodged a HUGE bullet.
Israel lost againThis also reminds me of Albania's collapse in the 90s
>>545693411>which is why they have a Presidente Hayes (named after the U.S. president) department up in the Chaco even.the paraguayan chaco is nowadays full of mennonites (who are similar to the amish)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mennonites_in_Paraguay?useskin=vectorthey're also in the bolivian and argentinian chaco iirc
I wish I was in Paraguay now.
i don't know about you guys, but this sort of news makes me really leery of keeping my money in the banki'm thinking about taking mine out. federal law requires me to say that I AM not suggesting (You) do the same. but what do (You) think?
>>545693767>a mob didn't break into the pres' property and rape herHow?
>>545694257>impeachmentI'm surprised he's not getting beheaded after the stunt he pulled. I thought South Americans were more militant in dealing with excessively scummy leaders.
>>545689397nadie quiere ir a tu pais de negros tercermundistas, hacete un favor y matate. Si podés grabalo también
>>545691470Time for you to go back beaner>>545693426
>>545699361During the dictatorship, sure. The 'Técnica' (Office of Technical Affairs) downtown was infamous for its torture rooms.>>545698937Well, just like it happens with digital games: if you don't have it at hand, it's not really yours.
>>545699238She's studying at uni in burgerland.
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>>545689442>>545690543Is it like the US where the government will back to a certain amount, but you can buy cheap insurance for higher amounts?
>irrelevant spic shithole collapsing again Wow, shocking. It's almost like browns can't run complex societies.
>>545700701but i got my money back nigger
>>545700663Yeah, similar to your FDIC sorta. Up to approx $35k usd is covered.A few hours ago about 770k people got their money already as part of the first wave (people who had other accounts aside from Ueno's and by a small amount - up to $1500 usd approx). Uncle told me he got his money.Second wave will be those who only had Ueno, they'll have to sign up to another bank.Then the third wave will be the people with higher amounts of money.>>545700701TBF, it's not as chaotic. Just look up "Paraguayan March". So far no snipes, no arrests, no destruction of public property. Some retard politicians at the street got pelted with eggs and flour though.Impeachment proceeds at 10am. It's gonna be an interesting Friday.
I imagine the quality of prostitutes is going to skyrocket while the price comes down
>>545694334None. The jews are attempting to steal south and central America.
>>545690229You guys still having fun with your imaginary numbers?
>>545687139And Here we Go.
This is literally just orchestrated globohomo shit to ruin the right wing spring on America. They got too cocky with Lula rigging the elections and they will try to go for every right wing president.Argentina got a rough week with Lula winning, Trump losing and now this banking shit in Paraguay. In literally any other government Argentina would go down in flames. Milei has such a grip on economy that it barely moved the needle. Gives me hope for next year when socialists try to force a crisis. Literally nothing will happen if we can survive this.
