Being a neet is pretty much the ultimate fuck you towards the world, your parents, and society. It’s saying that life has absolutely nothing to offer and it is ultimately wasted effort and would rather jerk of in their room no even to real woman but fictional drawings of idealized ones and fantasize about fictional worlds.
>>545695130Neet are losers
>>545695243neets are gigachads
>>545695130>NEET lives in a spacious media room that doubles as a libraryNo wonder he’s NEET
>>545695130a nigger literally just tongued my anus
>>545695469An Anus just flew over my house!
>>545695243get back in your cubiclemy gibs won't pay for themselves
>>545695130>YOUNG MEN ARE ABANDONING THE WORK FORCE!>Shows a photo of a guy with all the shit he bought while working.and wouldnt you know it.>Its once again a white man.Sure, he just magically afforded all of that while not working, right?
>>545695583It's either >rich trust fund kid who will have his life bankrolled for him no matter what he does >techbro who made a bunch of money, has a lot of investments, and sees no value in amassing anything more than what will provide him a simply comfy life Regardless the article is clearly not targeting either of those two things so yeah it's a dumb picture to use
We need to protect trans kids from these delusional freaks
>>545695848>YOU HAVE MY LET ME PISS NEXT TO WOMEN IN PUBLIC OR ILL FUCKING KILL MYSELF
>>545695243The chutzpah of the employim these days!
>>545695130>Young men are abandoning the workforceNo, the workplace has abandoned themWomen get preferential treatment in literally every state of affairs and what jobs aren't given to them are given to foreignersThis economy is a disaster because a few greedy bastards are clutching all the wealth to their chest in a desperate ploy to have the most toys before they dieFuck this fake and gay worldEverything is a grift and human life value is approaching an all time lowAt this point when people raise concerns about AI conquering the world I'm wondering if I should be cheering for the AISeems like with our current state of affairs things couldn't get much worse
>>545695533a house just went into my anus, hope their weren't people in there, i'm eating beans.
>>545696528My pooper has nothing but good smells. People wish they could be trapped in my anus!
>>545695130Ngl bruh jerking off to hentai is INFINITELY more rewarding than anything society has to offer at the moment.
>>545695130I've noticed an increase in anti neet rhetoric from normies and glowies, specifically targeting young neets
>>545695130literally me and ayeka
>>545695243Real losers are the one supporting a society that hates your ass.
>>545695130You can be a NEET, but if you're a NEET and playing Halo 4 like this poor soul you truly deserve nothing.
>>545695130also remember to always steal from companies
>>545699967this. he doesnt eben have a japanime harem
>>545695243That's the point. Becoming all the things society rejects.
>>545695130When I get my van set up I'm gonna park it in front of workplaces and laugh at all the wagies as they come in for their abuse shifts.All you need to do is save up 200k and you're set for life at a 5% HYSA. It only costs around 10k to live per year without bullshit expenses like rent. I made my own mini trust fund and can take out or add to it as needed.ENJOY SLAVERY RETARDS.
>>545695130the world is headed to a point where everyone is a neet and we just live off the backs of robot slaves who produce everything for free while taking care of us like nannies and butlers. May take like a decade until we make it there, but it's coming
>>545695130Why would you willingly choose to be a slave
I'm 33 and have been a neet for all years since highschool aside from one where I worked in a warehouse full time. I am happier being a neet.
>>545700432Nope, the rich are gonna kill you useless eaters off to save the planet. Then THEY will be waited on by robot butlers on Mars.
>>545700529c-can i come nigger?
>>545695130I'm too able bodied and healthy minded to get any sort of disability or welfare. Only I can fund my own existence.
Neets are basically full-time consumers of all kinds of slop made by megacorporations.
>>545700322>guy living in a van thinks he's better than other people workingcrabs in a bucket mentality, bitch mentality etcnever mentally matured past age 12
>>545695130>your parentsMr Freudian slip ova hee
>>545700529If they try to kill us we will assassinate them, bomb them, do it out of revenge or spite, release AI-designed apocalypse viruses, do all this shit that they'd much rather avoid and that robots wouldn't do. There will be no reason for the elites to hog resources when the robots produce so much of it. They do not care about uber efficiency and culling the weak; they are not nazi germany. Useless eaters can be allowed exist, like they are allowed today.
>>545695130>> import millions of browns to take your job>> young men are abandoning the workforceI will have a shootout with the cops before I pay back my students loans. fuck you
>>545695130>By Marry Julia Cock.
>>545700844that's not crab in a bucket, the other 2 probably right
Why should I work honestly?>most I ever made was $26/hour>slept 5 hours a night so i could wake up at 4:46 a.m. to work in a factory >saved up $80,000>still couldn't afford a house>not even a small one>all that even slightly affordable were trailer homes>and they all come with a fucking 458 dollar a month HOA fee>and it's a different type of loan I couldn't get approved for>despite 720 credit score>got laid off after 5 years>just gave up>girlfriend dumped me for not getting another job>now I have another one, but she's about to dump me too after learning I'm a chud>now 33 years old still living with parents, fucking my girl in the seat of my car like a teenagerWhy even go to work at this point? What's the point?
>>545700844Maturing is realizing you need to retire, the earlier the better. It's the best thing ever.
>>545700860Buddy you'll be covered in pustules dying of their mosquito borne plague that only they have taken the antidote for long before your industrial age weapons will stand a chance. You aren't in the biological warfare age, the nuclear warfare age, or the robotic warfare age. You're stuck so far behind using a fucking repeating musket lmao. You don't chance a stand.
>>545695243You're the one in slavery,.
>>545702087Employim really believe they're going to make it one day LMAO.
>>545695243Step in the club anim lookin real neeto I be getting bitches in my blue tuxedo
Watch society collapse because both women and AIs are too retarded to make things work.
Never worked a single day in my life.And I never will.And I´m 43.
>>545702070>Buddy you'll be covered in pustules dying of their mosquito borne plague that only they have taken the antidote for they're not going to do that. That's like launching the nukes, except far more dangerous because the antidote might not work, or some underground survivor scientists will make a new virus that kills them back along with probably everyone else. What are the world governments gonna do about it? Just go along with it? Even the Chinese?It's completely fucking pointless too. Kill everyone for what, just over their supposed admiration of efficiency? It would be a post-scarcity society; they'd gain nothing from it and possibly lose everything due to the wildcard effect of humans
>>545699952/thread
>>545695130no, the ultimate fuck you is when the Gigachads leave the US, marry a wholesome traditional wife and watch the US melt down into its own degeneracy
>>545696452>things couldn't get much worseVery naive of you.
>>545700322>spend all day at the matsci lab researching cancer cures>logoff, pack up, wish the talented team a good night>walk to the elevator, breathtaking views >check dashboards at sky lobby, project on track>nod to the friendly staff on your way out always admiring the architecture of the entrance>walk through the lovely park at twilight as street lights begin their glow>suddenly you hear the unmistakable THAAAAWACK from the sliding door of a broken down rusted out rape van on the other side of the curb>a brief momentarily pause of silent suspense >gives way to the thorax of a 400lb retarded bearded land whale, eyes burning, lips parsed, paralyzed with self tension>hhhhuuuuurrrrrrrBLUUUuUR he says in an effortful mumble>a shrug resumes the walk from the office with thoughts of what a nice day it was
>>545695130Yep, fuck the boomers and niggers and single mothers, they can pay for their own shit.
the world these boomers and jews built sucks ass. i have a job, im not even a neet, but it hasnt got me anywhere. i've worked there for 6 fucking years too.
>>545695130Working for cash is better, take your welfare and make your own money on top, if you're a neet doing nothing you're just wasting your life
>>545704010how do I hide it from the govt, they will take my gibs and make me pay them back if they find out I'm making money on the side
>>545695243Yes, that'll get them back into the workforce. Keep saying it.
>>545695130>work>fund your own demise through taxthe only winning move is not to play
>Why should I hire you?>Hah just kiddin', welcome aboard!
>>545695130Option 1: Work 45 years then retire when your body is falling apart so you can't enjoy shit and have to deal with medical shit to delay deathOption 2: Retire at 20 and not work, enjoy your shorter life to the fullest possible within your limitations.Yea that's a hard choice.
>>545701829>>545703934You guys know you’re only supposed to work somewhere for ~2 years at a time before getting a better job right?>hurrdurr i tried a job for years and got nothingLiteral fucking skill issue
>>545695130thats because you only hire women and jeets fucktard
>>545695130>(((Koch)))dont even know what the headline says, irrelevant
>>545704268That has never been the model in any human society ever and is only now the model in a society that is in such severe decline it cant even bully a bunch of sandniggers anymore
>>545704332>That has never been the model in any human society everLmfao, eternal poverty mindset. No human society would ever flourish modeled after you, how about that one? Don’t worry, there will be intermittent gig work for you to look forward to someday.
>>545700671Are you worth enslaving?
>>545704268>You should quitt and do something once you have skills
>>545695130What a strange photograph of a homeless person.
>>545695469How do you guys get so many niggers to tongue your anus?Every time I ask, they just look at me like im crazy and walk away real fast.
>>545704585No? You should be moving up at the company or getting rehired somewhere else with more responsibilities for more money. How do you work somewhere 6 years and not become the resident supervisor at least?
>>545704412FUCK YOU WAGECHAD
>>545704412>eternal poverty mindsetYes, america is entering its dark age of long term poverty now. Enjoy the communist revolution/red terror in 2028, you earned it>how about that one?Untrue, because again thats the model thats existed forever>there will be gig workThanks but no thanks Im gonna leech off your taxes until its time to physically rob you with the gazillion untermensch
>>545704668That’s a real white post of yours brotherI cast my pearls before swine
>>545704071Get paid cash, like literal notes, and don't tell those motherfuckers.Also use the cash to buy things you're into, hobbies etc and not essential stuff like the supermarket. I almost got busted with that once, buying no food almost busted me but luckily I bought gas on my card at the supermarkets pumps and that looked like my food bill kek
>>545695130Where are the 8 figure wages, mansions, and 10/10 virgin bombshells to motivate the NEETS? And why is income tax so high? It's like society is not even trying to avert the coming collapse.
>>545704268>You guys know you’re only supposed to work somewhere for ~2 years at a time before getting a better job right?Rightoids act like job security is a bad thing and then wonder why they got "they bussy" vaporized on tuesday
>>545704611Skill issue
>>545695130How do I become a neet without having to pretend Im insane in front of a doctor?
>>545704268I did change jobs twice for higher pay. Almost doubled my salary. Still didnt matter.
>>545705576Step 1: be a shitskin or a foid.Do you pass step 1?
>>545705576Get some neck tattoos and suddenly the world will offer you money, a place to live and a hot girlfriend
>>545704722>you-you're brownK whatever faggot, you lost migger and dems are going to sieze your shit
>>545704860so I should be a drug dealer?
>>545695130And when they finally have nothing left to lose, they get to lose it on (((Satan))) Planet and it's jews. And really hurt someone.And it's gonna be Good and Gold and God when they do. And you're gonna Condone Avow Endorse.
>>545695243Back to work, wagie.
>>545704860Honestly considering every second foreign business is engaged in some form of tax and income fraud, i wouldn't be surprised if the state's ability to clamp down on under the table work is gone. I'm increasingly seeing it where I am, and this sort of shit is exponential.
>>545695130What is the best way to get neetbux in the state of CA?
>>545695130Working itself is actually good. It’s just when you have zero chance of property ownership or family, which is what the current 9-5 wagecuck hellscape offers, that’s when it’s not worth doing.>>545695243Oh no! I’m a loser in a declining society on life support! Haha.
>>545695130>AbandoningThey're not being hired
>>545695130I am a wagie and I am ready to fucking end it all. I do not hate NEETs, because that is my dream job. I hate the system for stealing all of my Monopoly money for taxes and inflation. The game is rigged to funnel wealth into the 1%. This economy is gay.
>>545695130I'm not even a full on NEET but a part time wagie, I would at least want to contribute more if they would just rip off the band-aid and legalize/regulate prostitution federally
>>545695130I would probably NEET all day too with a living room like that, though that TV is pathetic
>>545706025Get whatever skill you want but I'd suggest something like painting houses, mowing lawns, landscaping, handyman. Could get niche if you like such as installing and setting up starlink for boomers.Drug dealing has a shitty hourly rate especially starting at the bottom
>>545695130Back in the day neets would have been punks and harass boomers in public spaces, which is infinitely more based than gooning to tranime
>turning 41 soon>never worked a job in my life, couldn’t find any work after college>live with parents and they dont seem to care and stopped asking me to get a job years ago>no bills, no rent, mom makes 3 meals a day, dad lets me borrow car if need it, ask dad for some money if I want to see a movie or buy vidya games>I spend most my day playing vidya, watching tv, or onlineLife is pretty good, I don’t have a care in the world.
>>545708385>more based than gooning to tranimeyou just haven't found a right tranny, fag
>>545708788you lucked out with parents. they might hate you for it but they are responsible to take accountability for failing to raise you properly. you really gonna miss them when they are gone
>>545695243ligma neets
>>545708788You should help around home you nigger
i kept being told i was no longer needed and that women and diversity are gonna take things from here
>>545695130>You should be more like Black men>NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT!!!It's amazing how they're ignoring the biggest welfare leeches whilst attacking the minority of beneficiaries.
>>545708939worry about yourself and what you need to do, faggot. neet clearly doesn't need your tranny advice
>>545709169nice try kike, you're obviously just encouraging him to destroy his familial line