What's the comfiest job to have while the world is burning?
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food delivery, if the order gets cancelled or theres an issue you get to eat it
>>545713891I draw furry porn for a living
>>545713891Dead nigger storage manager
>>545714025All we needed to do is see your flag. You didn't have to say anything else.
>>545713891I know thje pitch black darkness.
>>545713891digital nomadgas tank operatoranything that doesn't require interaction with people
Penis chopper at the troon clinic. Business is booming.
>>545713891Neet
>>545714008It would become worse than driving a security van in Venezuela
>>545713891Mailman. If it all goes tits up, you know a lot about the people atound you, more than probably anybodt else in town. Plus, only people in the world who get to drive an LLV, which is surprisingly fun, albeit extremely unsafe.
>>545713891homesteader
>>545714364ex mailman herewould not recommend it
Commercial wastewater operator aka professional videogamer
>>545714364<<<The Postman Intensifies>>>>Water World would like to know your location
>>545714436>Hello Neuman...
>>545714462I'm going to name my first born nigger in the apocalypse lincoln ford mercury, just like Kevin Costner did.
>>545714008Maybe when the robot can actually get out and deliver it. My ass isn’t getting close to niggers
>>545714436Why'd you quit pussy? Couldn't hack it?
>>545714008Did you miss the part of the post where the world is burning?
>>545714025I get you're joking but making enough on omissions to live off would make you a damned good artist.
>>545714436I worked in a mail sorting office. That was probably the most chill job I've ever had. But then it was ruined by jews of course, and that was that. If they'd kept that depot open, paid full time with a reasonable pension, I would have probably stayed in that job to retirement and called it a day. It was that chilled.
>>545714562I guess you work in a warm climate. I had a lot of issues but almost freezing to death in a broken down LLV in the middle of winter waiting hours for a tow truck truck to show up was the final straw.
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>>545714703Got it, you're a fucking pussy.I work where it gets to -20 with wind chill in the winter. Same shit has happened to me too. It is 100+ in the summer. You weren't meant for this job. I was. This is my llv I spun out into a corn field full of snow. I had to dig it out myself, my post master was a fucking cunt and wouldn't send anyone. Grow thicker skin. You won't survive what is coming if you don't.
>>545714025how is your job not taken by AI ? lol
>>545714952Why do You People(tm) not just drive a fucking regular ass van? That looks like some kind of 1980's Blade Runner shit?
>>545713891Landlord bar none
Crawler crane operator. I mainly work on building wind farms. 250k/yr before incentive bonuses, with all the overtime you could want. Company pays for all travel expenses.
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>>545713891Pediatric gynecologist.
>>545715055You're talking to a post office autismo. That vehicle you see is essentially a 1987 chevy s10 truck with a german military-made grumman aluminum (cope) cage put on top. It is designed that way with a tapered wheelbase so we can get into and out of mailboxes and driveways very easy. I can do a 360 on almost any street in america in one motion. We alsp drive on the wrong side of the road to be close to the mailbox.
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>>545714952Ok well enjoy eating managements shit I guess while the LLV continues to give you cancer lol. Back in 8 right?
>>545715527We just swapped yesterday to mostly metris, fag. You are right the llv does give cancer. 100 percent. Management can tongue my ass. Guesd you never heard of weingarten, fag. I don't do a single fucking thing i don't want to do. Management raises their voice? JSOV - then weingarten. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, will beat me in mangement or otherwise. I am here to conquer and I force those around me to bow. What's it like not having a fucking spine, faggot?
>>545715357well then. Carry on lol.
>>545715164I hope you are raped and murdered to death faggot.
>>545715684metris get stuck even easier than llvs and somehow have even less tractionI don't know why you are so proud of the usps for being absolute dogshit I had some retarded coworkers but thankfully they weren't as retarded as you
>>545715812woah, just take it easy man
>>545715858Who cares about getting stuck? If you do, you get ot, regardless of what mgmt says... you literally will not be back in 8. I am proud of MYSELF. fuck the post office. Fuck other mail carriers. This is about me and me only dude. I am awesome and the people who actually know me would agree. Bonus is that if someone is truly an evil cunt, they are not immune to being fucked with hardcore by me. Being a mailman is a perfect job for old /pol. Nu pol obviously couldn't hack it.You make the rest of us white people look weak bro. Your ancestors would be ashamed. What do you do now for work?
>>545716114Oh you are actually a schizo. Perfect fit for usps. Don't you have to wake up for work soon? I need my advos.
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>>545716227Not scheduled. Phone is being turned off after this thread. The only way to survive the post office is through embracing your neurospecific mental illness. Firm believer in that. Keeps me and everybody around me on their toes.
>>545714048Storage is just poor person wrangling.
Stay at home mom.
>>545713891The best one is the one you sleep 60% of the time and still receive a little bit more because of it.The only problem is that the place is filled with people that are illiterate and mongoloids.Still, comfy job.
>>545716707What is this job and is it available in places that aren't macaco monkey cities like yours?
>>545714562Sometimes shot just sucks anon. Imagine working in an office supporting this worthless kike fake and gay economy. That would demoralise anyone with half a brain cell. You are literally helping to introduce your own slavery, grim shit
>>545716865Obviously, it wasn’t a matter of eating monkeys, but rather human flesh—since they were cannibals—with no breaks from eating.
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>>545717176To tell the truth, if the air stayed cool, I’d live in that little hovel—provided the buttocks of that seasoned woman, toned from all that climbing up and down, served as my pillow
