>unemployment rate skyrocketing worldwide>being a wagie is now harder than everThank god, I don't need to give a shit to it anymore.
i dont care about my future or the future of the world i just want to kill as many people as i can before i leave the planet and am never born again. fuck human beings
A question for NEETs who are dependent on their parents; whats your plan for the future?How are you going to support yourself when your parents can no longer work and/or are dead?Whats your plan for your own retirement if you have no savings/pension?Couldn't be me.
>>545715157>never born againYou will literally get guilt-tripped into reincarnating at the tunnel of white light.
>>545715179if i live around my family its going to culminate in murder/suicide everyone in my family has some sort of trauma and personality disorder and i hate these fucking people. the answer probably is: murder/suicide by cop + arson
>>545715008>forgot to drink the beer Lmao as a former alcoholic I can't even imagine forgetting the most important part of the night
>>545715284thisIt is insane to me people like him actually exist
>>545715284Since the NEET isn't as much of a slave as the employim his bodies instincts are still functional enough to avoid jew poisons
Why continue trying to build a career when everyone is just gunna lose their jobs to AI in 5 years anyway? Join the winning team anons.
>>545716689my job is AI proof for at-least the next 20 years, maybe even for my entire lifetime.
>>545716749damn that sounds like hell, change career FAST bro
>>545715008fuggit browns can pay for whites to do nothing
>>545716624I've been unemployed for 10 years and used to drink wine from a box all day.
>>545715008he conveniently left out the epic wank part
>>545716790let me guess, you think you'll be getting UBI (because a tech billionaire who sells AI products said so).No, you'll live on meagre hand-outs and have to queue for rations with the other unemployed masses, entirely at the mercy of the government.AI is going to drive huge productivity but you're absolutely delusional if you think the profits from that will end up in your pocket.Those who have jobs which AI/Robots can't replace, and whose work is necessary to keep the wheels of commerce turning, will live like kings compared to those who can't work.
>>545717380Me?I'm already on bennies braI'm laughing because all the wage cucks who spent decades studying and building careers are about to be on the same bennies too
What will NEETS do when the tap gets closed off and money only becomes available under conditions such as for the trade of goods, labor and services?
>>545715179I work part time and I am keeping my minivan maintained. I paid off my debts. When my parents drop dead, sell the house or give me the boot. I can live out of my van. I am working on getting in shape currently. I just have no clue how to make more money. I don't want to work more then 6 hours a day.
>>545717479>I'm laughing because all the wage cucks who spent decades studying and building careers are about to be on the same bennies toowhat do you think is going to happen to the "bennies" when the number of people paying into the system massively reduces, and the number of people requiring "bennies" massively increases?you aren't going to be laughing in 5 years, i promise you.
>>545716749>my job is AI proofit's not
>>545717597I'll have a bunch more friends with free time during the day?
>>545715179Probably end up homeless and dead. Enjoying my NEET life as much as possible before then. I make the life of my parents easy though, so they're not bothered by my presence, just concerned about what will happen to me when they're gone.
I graduated university as a khhv, got offered a decent job from the place I did my internship at but I declined. No pussy, no work. Simple as.
>>545715179put stupid video game or trading card thing on ebay and make a year's worth of steak and butter money in an hour repeat when necessary lol
>>545715179If i becone homeless ill stab a wagie and his family if its the last thing i do.
>>545717628Mine is. I'm a pediatric gynecologist.
>>545717942Nobody buys that shit. My stoner uncle thinks his Steam video game collection is worth 12000€ because some evaluation website told him so. Told him I wouldn't buy it for 200€. He got so mad that in the end he ranted about video games being a precious form of art. What a stupid loser.
>Be me>Work safety sensitive jobs>Sent for random drug tests>Pass them>Really would like to smoke pot again>Find a job that isnt safety sensitive>No randoms>Smoke when off work most nights>One day at work, someone runs a red light and hits me in work vehicle>100% not my fault>Cop says not my fault>Other driver takes full blame>Also neither vehicle has any real damage>Report back to office>"Lets go, anon, I need to escort you to get drug tested">Pee is 50% urine and 50% thc at this point>Just hand in my IDs and stuff and just take the L>Unemployed for 2 years nowMoral of the story, when you think you made it, you didnt.
>>545715179>futureno such thing
>>545715008I will never work
>>545715179All my money is in a company thats gonna 10x before 2028
>>545717754it's perfectly legitimate to live off of savings/inheritance
>>545715179What's anyone going to do under the scenarios you suggest? Growing up I was aware of people that worked 30 or so years, got laid off and employers wouldn't touch them at 50 , 60. Years short of retirement, whatever they had quickly drained and life wasn't advantage to what you're suggesting of NEETs.
Why not just hire the NEETs?
>>545718137literally this. plus my body is destroyed from working physically intensive jobs. i look and feel 20 years older than i actually am.>inb4 bootstrapsthose bootstraps have 100 pound weights on each lace that weren't there 50 years ago
>>545717380>you'll live on meagre hand-outs and have to queue for rations with the other unemployed masses, entirely at the mercy of the government.Implying that's any different than how these niggers are living right now.
>>545718371NEETS either have no work history (Bad) or large gaps in resume (Even worse) or tons of jobs they worked and would leave in short time (Worst case scenario)
>>545715008I see he's smart enough to stick to Diet Coke.
>>545715247Relatable
>>545718464Then hire them and the gap goes away.
>>545718129well somebody obviously does or these sellers are paying insane eBay fees for no reason
No one considers the under employed part time Chad. Enough money to live and enjoy cheap vidya and entertainment with the time and energy for gym and days on end of fucking around. I work 2 days a week, never get burned out at work or am bothered by retarded wagie coworkers, I you can deal with anything 2 days a week. Max comfy.
>>545718137My career only really took off when I stopped smoking and drinking for good. Before that, there has been a long chain of small, preventable fuckups which in cumulation made me a loser by my own standards.
>>545718332>people that worked 30 or so years, got laid off and employers wouldn't touch them at 50 , 60. Years short of retirement, whatever they had quickly drainedSo you've got a paid off house, have been saving and investing for 30 years and are broke how quickly after losing your job? I guess throw yourself in front of a train, hope you don't reincarnate as a dalit again, and try to manage your personal finances a little better next go round.
>>545718401Yeah, Id work a back breaking gig again assuming it was part time and the shifts are 4 hours long, fuck 12 hour days at a job you hate, that being said I had a job before the pandemic that had 3/12s the 4 days off in a row was devine.
How many NEET cope threads do we need?
>>545718022That's a fancy way if saying you're a pedophile
>>545718526Post pics of some of your PSA10 graded collectible cards with timestamp.
>>545715008
>>545715157Are you me?Don't worry I will kill more than you For now my list is minimum 10.000 Jews and 10.000 traitors I have to kill with my two own hands. But otherwise I could use other methods so indirect kill count is much higher like flamethrowers or mustard gas or other fun things, oh right, a pack of starving shitbulls trained to kill jews
>>545718632>all pediatrists are pedophilesYou image board retards are truly something else.
>>545718525They wont, they refuse to train, and scared shitless about job hoppers because it cost money to hire new people.
>>545717942You are retarded and fell for logan pauls latest grift lol
>>545718526also you have to pay PSA MINIMUM 10% to appraise it.also ebay limits how much you can sell, don't want the goyim getting too rich too fast. trading cards are truly a scam, before, during, and after owning them.
>>545718680Kinda like perfect flesh rubber.
>>545718719>Why are so many men not working>Doesnt hire themGee wiz.
May i humbly suggestvneeting it up in vietnam and devirginizing borderline personality gook bitchesThe peoppe here are terrible and evil and i relish in the thought that my dick is making them unmarriageable and shrinking their populayion so this evil race will disappear from the face of the earthLatency sucks for online games though
>>545715008>lives like a slobYou can be a neet while not being straight up disgusting>plays Assassin's slopAh, i should've guessed.
>>545718726>you have to pay PSA MINIMUM 10% to appraise it.When did that happen? Back when I was selling MTG cards it wasn't much more than $30 + postage.
>>545718538I've always thought the 2-3 work week was perfect. Hell, I'd do 12+ hours twice a week if I had the other 5 off.
>>545718745Imagine poking that with a meatstick, this perfect flesh rubber, better than any anime girls.
>>545718538>for gymWork an active job and its like you get paid to go to the gym.
>>545718673yeah I do need to visit the US and have my literally unplayed unused untouched holographic cards graded yes I do have friends in the US I can stay with no I have no urgent monetary needs >>545718726>you have to pay PSA MINIMUM 10% that's fine it's still mountains of profit in the end for basically no real labor on my end
>>545718880Same, Id work a 48 hr shift if it meant 5 days off in a row.
>>545718680I hate when womyn with small to medium boobs do this. Gurl, they're not that big, looks like an overweight male titty.
>>545718962Aw hell naw my wife would kill me if I didn't come at night.
>>545718955Post pics with timestamp.
>>545715179I'll just inherit the houses and live like a king
>>545718971Dunno she is sexy as fuck and also athetletic with tits so it is also tits.
>>545719092why would I show PSA shit here? ever?
>>545718880I'm too fucked up to function in normal society but not enough to get NEETbux and don't have parents to get a free roof from, I just work in a store. Low end jobs desperate for a warm body will work stuff out for you if you know how to leverage. Just say hey I can work weekends or pick 2 days. Work your ass off though beforehand and build a decent savings to pad emergencies, and either pay off or forfeit enough monthy expenses that you break even/just come out ahead at the end of the month. YOU WILL NEVER BUY BACK YOUR LIFE OR MORE TIME ON THIS EARTH ENJOY YOURSELF HOW YOU CAN.
>>545715008is military service still mandatory in south korea?
>>545717937same. except i pissed away my 20s working as a good boy in a little cuck office and degraded my health more than if i couch rotted at home.
>>545715008based
>>545718137yep. we live in a jewish world. good on you to refuse the piss test though.
>>545718705>all pediatrists are pedophilesUnironically probably
>>545718939Not the same my friend, you get your steps in sure, but you're not lifting weights in a safe structured way for maximum efficiency and progressive overload to build strength and muscles. I've done the 40 hour grind, all it does is chronically hurt your feet and lower back from forced standing all week and no energy or time for wanting to go to the gym after work.
>>545715179I will move from my race car bed into their California king bed because I will inherit the house.
>>545719478>The jews forced me to be a drug addict and torpedo my life!
>>545719561unironically? yes.no one wants to play the retard games anymore.you worship a state apparatus based on feelings and not results.anon smoking weed or not would have not changed the outcome.
>>545719538clearly you've never been the only white man working at a grocery store.
>>545719561retard.
>>545719619The point of the story is that OP cracked up a car while high, though the story is bullshit because you don't collect unemployment if you get fired for cause. More likely OP sits around in his goon cave smoking grass all day and made all that shit up.But I'll bite, when is the last time you've been gainfully employed?
>>545719819>cracked up a car while highyou can't prove that and neither would a piss test.
>>545719163Lucky you dont live in the us, here they like to sell the houses last second and move to fl and blow whatever is left of the payout on slot machines.
>>545715179>whats your plan for the future?I join the street negros, its that simple really. If they don't want to work neither do I.
>>545719707I've been there, done that. I don't know how it works out like it does but the wagecucking feels like destroying my body, maybe it's the awkward positions and excessive hours on feet and knees, either way I go to the gym 2ish hours everyday and am stronger, fitter, happier, and in less pain than when I had to wagecuck.
>>545715008>playing the new odyssey because the movie came outI did this too
>>545718624>>545718939>>545718939Oh look, the pedophile is here.
>>545715008>Buys good beer>Drinks poison sodaFFS!
>>545719885OK, you got me, go hit the bong again and I'm sure today you'll get your big break in life.>>545720044>wagecuckingI don't speak Hindi. Can you translate that to English?
>545720109Oh look the lying broke bum "farmer" is here.
>>545715179When I was a NEET it was pretty easy.>live outside a major city so the rent is (relatively) cheap>government gives you money to look for jobs and a bonus if renting>you only have to apply to 10 jobs a month, super easy>you're actually NOT allowed to apply to jobs in the city, i.e. where every job in the country is, so you're basically stuck in an area with very low employment
>>545720160You should be wiping your hard drives, pedophile. This time around you are getting a longer sentence than last time.
>>545719204>YOU WILL NEVER BUY BACK YOUR LIFE OR MORE TIME ON THIS EARTH ENJOY YOURSELF HOW YOU CAN.Yep. I'm fortunate that I do live with family and I only gotta work 3-4 days a week part time so I can enjoy my free time and money for things I like.
>545720160do you like my ponytail?
>>545720143I don't get the connotation of using wagecucking to imply I'm indian, that's been slang here for at the least 13 years, what's your angle?
>>545720326Hey chomo, go commit suicide.
>>545719204>YOU WILL NEVER BUY BACK YOUR LIFE OR MORE TIME ON THIS EARTH ENJOY YOURSELF HOW YOU CAN.Its either work a lot or become homeless, bake/freeze in the elements, get addicted to fent, and die from starvation.
>545720438How about chloefeet?
literally me except i am 38
>>545720434>that's been slang here for at the least 13 yearsYeah, well, I guess I still haven't got my Hindi to English dictionary yet, so can you translate that to English for me?
>>545720523>>545720499It's gonna be a good day when you get your door kicked, pedo.
>>545720499False dichotomy, maybe if you are geographically disadvantaged, but not me. You really can have it both ways, get your monthly bills down as much as you can, then just work part time enough that you come out ahead, and enjoy the expanded freetime while still being able pivot in the future if you want and there's technically no resume gap as you are still employed .
>545720649The only thing that'll come to my door is my Doordash order. Seek help. Order up.
>>545719561>>545719819Nah, never smoked while on the clock. You antiweed faggots get so ass blasted, go drink your goyohol, or go smoke some goyotine to calm your nerves.
>>545720830Doordash all you want pedophile, your next stay in the big house is gonna be a lot longer than your previous one.
>>545720851Even Blade said "weed isn't for doing shit" on his stream the other day.
>>545720830Annoucing reports is against the rules
>545720873I'm not a p3d0f0rk. Have another chloe.
>>545720623Sure fren
>>545720902What report? What specified verbiage am am I using to trigger such a thing? Wild. Order up.
>>545720937>>545720911>>545720888Order up for your second prison stay, pedophile.
>>545720851How will I ever recover. Some unemployed and unemployable burnout called me names on 4chan.
>>545715179Not a neet myself, but you have to keep in mind that NEETs are extremely low maintenance. They effectively spend zero money on anything beyond food. Their hobbies and lifestyle are all free or dirt cheap. So a NEET living with his parents isnt really a financial burden on his parents, since the mortgage/utilities would cost the same anyhow, just a little extra on food.With that in mind, once the parents die and the NEET inherits the home, he would most likely have enough left over to continue covering food/utility costs
>545720996>second prisonThat would imply there was a first. Order up.
>>545720999Its true. It's a very bizzare tactic.
>>545720999Checked, and looks like post images and continue to troll post..
>>545715008Grim.Not like I'm doing much bette rn.
>>545721100There was a first, chomo, you yourself spoke about it many times. The second will be longer.
>>545721064>the NEET inherits the homeWell, the surprise second mortgage not withstanding.
>>545721100>>545721112
>545721134>you yourself spoke about it many timesI did? Strange. Procure it now or leave forever before your time in cryo.
>>545721165Its ok. I'm one of the good guys.
>>545718576My life actually began to fall apart when I stopped drinking...
>>545720911Fucking gross.
>>545721182>>545721173>>545721140Look at this pedophile feeling the heat.Why did you think you could get away with it in the first place?
>>545721298Why do you continue to talk to them?
>>545721140True, although I'm actually not sure how common these truly over leveraged boomers with 2nd mortgages and reverse mortgages are.One other thing I would probably do if I were a NEET and my parents died, would be to just commit social security fraud. Mom dies, don't report her death, keep collecting on her social security, pension, whatever. Hypothetically speaking, to the glowniggers out there
>545721298>feeling the heat.There is no heat. You got caught in a lie and are deflecting. Deflect your bitch ass in the cryopod. Order up.>>545721284She's alright. Only a butterface could make it in these times.
>>545721371I'm not talking to him, I am shining a spotlight on this pedophile.
>>545721408Tell that to the judge, pedophile scum.
>>545716749What about a Jeet with a really good internet connection, VR headset and remote robot?Yes saaar I fix toilet very cheap saaar! I habs honors degree from Pooinloo University saaaaaar!I also use same robot to do remote brain surgery. Very cheap saaaaaaaar. Insurance companies love me!
>545721442There is no "spotlight", only NEETcel delusions. Order up.
>>545720911This is a faggot. You are a faggot.
>>545721489I'm 110% heterosexual. Order up.
>>545721408I don't like men.
>>545721442Nah, you're empowering them, breakfag leaves if ignored, and mainly posts in the normal sliding theeads like job threads or weed threads, they only exist to cause people to get riled up and troll them. Lurk more if you need to, but tripfags especially breakroom should be ignored. You do you though.
>>545721529You seem to be like me it seems, a tiny minority.
>>545721550You dont know how things work here, kiddo. Its wild.
>>545721489she knows. she has to advertise her mental illness otherwise she'll an hero. many such cases
>>545718313Lmao even.
>>545721632>sheWho? Goddamn pronouns pal!
>>545715008That guys life looks so genuinely awful
>>545715008This is hell
>>545717597>muh people paying inthat's such bullshit kek. People pay taxes, that's it. And social security is a small part of what the state uses these taxes for. If we stopped paying for ukraine for exanple we could feed 10million more NEETs at least. >>545718137Pot is legal now. I get it from the pharmacy for medical reasons. You should sue anyone that doesn"t let you smoke pot after work
>>545721814Not yet, but with the left winning everything, federal legal weed is a strong possibility, the only good thing about them winning
>>545715008That was me in my 20s, super comfy and chilled.The problem is once your parents get ill and die you are forced to do something else with life, and NEET alone in government housing is very different and not as good as NEET at home supported by parents.
>>545715179Welfare, like anybody else. You think your pension will be different than welfare ? It will be the exact same amount.
>>545716689Also, why continue to pay for nigger welfare and jew ( corporate) welfare and wars? What wagies pay out for NEETS to survive is a drop in the bucket compared to all of that shit. Jews want wagies to be angry at NEETS to distract from the fact that they're the greatest parasites nature has ever designed. If more wagies became NEETS, the system would collapse and we could rebuild. Wagies keep this dystopian hellscape going by working and paying taxes and then want their head pats and gratitude for it.
>>545722149Which corporations are getting the most welfare right now? Looking for some hot stock picks for 2027. Also can you translate "wagies" into English?
