You wake up as Putin and you have 1 (one) job:>Make Russia a non-shitholeHow do you do it?
>>545728953Deport all Russians, invite Europeans
>>545728953Invade Ukraine
>>545728953keep seething cuck
>>545728953>serb still clinging to his childish notions of "IDH" kek, no wonder you're a nation that came from turkish rape
>>545728953>How do you do it?open /pol/ and MS Paint and draw a map where Russia is green to make NSA shill seethe
>>545728953Close my borders to Serbs
>>545729244T.lower HDI than Serbia
>>545728953Just like he is doing. Probably.
>>545729735>ORA POISCHHhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=eZ8gjltYwqUsonzéra purtuga, ouça
>>545728953Submit to nato and the US
>>545729375Russians have more Turkic genes.
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>>545730170>>545730204>>545730270>>545729375Although Bulgaria isn't even Slavic, they're more paleo-balkan than Slavic, and if you combine that with Anatolian, they're 70% Anatolian and paleo-balkan and only 30% Slavic.Serbs and Croats were the two West Slavic tribes that migrated to Balkans and conquered it, Bulgars were a Turkic tribe (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bulgars) whose Slavic admixture is predominantly from Serbs and Croats.Modern day Serbs and Croats are genetically a mixture of their respective Western Slavic tribes mixing with Paleo-balkaners, as well as Ukrainian migration to the BalkansBy doing so, they bleached the peninsula at their expense, since paleo-balkan and Anatolians were no different in how brown they are.(White means West geographically for Slavs)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Serbiahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_Croatia
>>545728953Admit defeat in Ukraine and cancel the war, in the meantime securing as much economic deals as possible, reopen the trade and normalize relations with the west, push for reconciliationStop pretending we are a democracy and codify one party unitary state under the guise of "needing to preserve unity in upcoming times"Redistribute funding from moscow and spb equally accross all Russia, push for companies to relocate industries accordingly tooFurther strengthen military and secret services, first just to upkeep le might in view of our neighbors, shift warfare to purely glowie ops, why kill thousands of your men when all it takes sometimes is one-two people dead to change history, putin should know that best
>>545730352>>545730270>>545730204>>545730170>>545729375>Bulgaria as Slavic as Turks from western Anatolia
>>545730170>>545730204>>545730270>>545730204>>545730270>>545730352turkish rape nation.
>>545729480No Serbs come to Russia. Russia has less than 1000 Serbs living there, while Serbia has 300k Russians. What gives?
>how make russia whole againDIsown and remove the jews/msons/communists. ezpz
>>545730426Monkey, do you need a banana?This is a school in Belgrade, a school in Brazil would contain several different species.
>>545728953>but muh westoids are betterYou will never be a woman
>>545730525looking turkish hybrito me
>>545730426>>545730352>>545730270>>545730204>>545730170What would the genetic distance between monkeyzillians and Austrians be? For Serbs it's only 0.036
>>545730656turkish and raped and poor
>>545730691>>545730653Swing from a tree and let semi-intelligent people have reasonable discussions, will you? We can always send you bananas or try to fix your electricity showers, but please stay away.
>>545730759>Que amor não se entrega>Na noite vazia>E as vozes embarcam>Num silêncio aflitoyour shithole will never be as based as the Ultramar, turk
>>545728953suck as many cocks as humanly possible
>>545730832Lol, I see an actual monkey in the picture.Picrel
>>545729244>keep seething cuck
>>545730878>E as vozes embarcam>Num silêncio aflito>Quanto mais se apartam>Mais se ouve o seu grito>Muito à flor das águasyou lack humanity, slav, you are a nigger with a white skin and a Turkish granpalollmao, even
>>545731064Sorry, I don't speak macaco. I don't have any bananas either, please go away.
>>545731142kekyou are such a subhuman, go be poor in serbia! GO be gone
>>545731142>still not over 40 repliesyou fucking lazy ass
>>545731206Why are macacos like this?Serbia ~$1,635 ~$1,185Russia ~$1,310 ~$1,140Brazil ~$670 ~$610
>>545730383You'd be a dead nigger if you do anything remotely hinting at defeat in Ukraine.
>>545731525>serbia
>>545731525Brasil>e as vozes embarcam>num silêncio aflito
>>545731607>Posts gypsiesAnyone can post gypsy neighborhoods in any country. this is for example in Italy.
>>545731699(you) are gypsys, turkish rape baby
>>545728953>wake up as Putinnuke Tel Avivnuke Jerusalemnuke Haifa
>>545731676Lmao. You can already see favelas even in your picture. You will never have cozy European cities, only a large mess of socialist skyscrapers to house every single macaco.
>>545731699fine, let's be frens.I'm currently drinking beer made by the Germ immigrants from back in 1824
>>545728953Play nice with both Europe, Central Asia, and China. It's that simple.
>>545731726Okay, are you going to swing from a tree soon or is this macaco very determined to try to annoy real humans?
>>545731804Denounce Russia first and take your medication.
>>545731834how is belgrade doin?you are faaaar mor entertaining than the average /pol/tard
>>545731890New development in Belgrade. Some people like it, some people don't like skyscrapers.
>>545728953Invade North Korea.
>>545731858hey1st I did take my medication 2nd I'm a bit drunk on german pure malt beer3rd I'm listening to Ultramar Portuguese music
>>545731931Most people don't like it though. People here don't like skyscrapers. People want it demolished.
>>545731950>I'm a bit drunk on german pure malt beerI understand, all is forgiven.>I did take my medicationWhat do you take?>I'm listening to Ultramar Portuguese musicNo idea what that is. But Brazil has nice music like the Brazil song.
>>545731931As long as the neoliberal order falls I'm all inI'm leaving now, lunch timeDon't let the noite vazia take your willpower!!
>>545732078>What do you take?Desvenlafaxine 200mg Ok I'm leaving, lunch time
>>545728953Serbs are brown o algo
>>545732399This Serb acted in Russia and was by far the whitest person in his movies.
>>545728953Impossible, geography makes it shit, it's just a huge oil field and the only sponsor for it claim of being a nation or a people
>>545730352You have Bulgaria Derangement Syndrome. Maybe because of all the times we beat you in wars.
>>545733212>self proclaimed turkic warriors>loses every recent war except for the first balkan war where it allied with greece and serbia>refuses to genocide and ethnically cleanse turks in that war like serbia did>allies with ottomans to get back at serbia and greece>loses monkeydonia forever>be bulgaria, picrel
>>545728953>>Make Russia a non-shithole>How do you do it?he already did, pretty much.have you seen the streets of Moskow?there have been people from western nations moving to Russia, even Siberia for years (before Biden started the war)
>>545733408>meanwhile in realityAlso, we fucked you up in 1886, we fucked you in the WW1 and WW2. Seethe more.
>>545728953Nuke the jews
Cut a very generous natural gas and diesel deal with the US in exchange for assistance from the CIA in assraping the oligarchs holding the country by the balls. Very publicly announce my resignation and then rule from the shadows with a "democratic and western" replacement who pushes reapproachment with Europe.
>>545731931I really don't understand why do many people are against such as these. As long as they don't cause demolition of old town and individual protected examples of good architecture, I'm all for it. I'm glad Belgrade has such projects. Here too, especially in Zagreb, people bitch about any project that's more ambitious than a 21 century commie brutalist looking building without any upsides of the same. People are seething over pic rel, and that's the largest and tallest planned building complex in the whole country (this is in Zagreb) that's actually gonna be made most likely. I guess they really want their crappy flat gray buildings with closed off balconies. Oh well.
>>545733796>Meanwhile in reality>Posts a random map, not even from humanphenotypesYou are the gypsy capital of Europe per Capita, the turk capital of Europe per Capita, and genetics can be seen here >>545730352>>545730270>>545730204>>545730389
>>545733408>loses monkeydonia foreverwell at least they fought for it multiple times, unlike serbs who just gave up on Kosovo and areas as soon as you lost them. Also pretty clear, that BB(Bulgar)C lives rent free in your head.
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>>545733212>>545734448>>545734414>>545734377>>545734296>Bulgars protest for Palestine
>>545733212>Bulgars protest against fascism
>>545730204>>545730270>>545730352>>545730389>>545733212Hitler himself:"To call the Bulgarians Slavs is pure nonsense; originally, they were Turkomans.">In March 1942, Hitler openly expressed his bias and lack of trust by stating:"I prefer the Turks to the Bulgarians.">Hitler was declaring them a racially alien, non-European element. They were granted a temporary political pass strictly out of wartime convenience, with the unspoken understanding that after a German victory (Endsieg), non-Aryan populations in the East would be subjugated, displaced, or ethnically cleansed to make room for German Lebensraum (living space)>The Context: In Hitler's Table Talk, he repeatedly asserted that Bulgarians were not Slavs, but rather an Asiatic, Turkic tribe
>>545728953>Make Russia a non-shitholeWithdraw from Ukraine. Pay reparations and seek an end to international sanctions. Abolish oligarchy, reduce defence spending, institute anti-corruption drive, and start using energy export revenue to better Russian infrastructure with the aim of improving citizens' lives.
>>545733212>Bulgar teenagers beat up a man for meeting up with a 16 year old>Pol surprised how brown the country is>It reaches bump limit
>>545729227What's step 2?
>>545730270Why are Bulgars almost 10cm shorter than "their Slavic kin" in the Balkans?
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>>545733212>Most famous bulgar singer>He's also gay
>>545734783>>545733212Meet the bulgar boxers (all brown)
>>545733212>WE BULGARS IZ SLAVIC>DONT MIND OUR ONLY SLAVIC ADMIXTURE IS FROM BEING RAPED BY SERBS AND CROATS
>>545733212>>545730389>>545730352>>545730270L o L
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>>545733212>>545733212>Bulgarian far right
>>545733212>This is 20% of the population in Bulgaria>Turks another 15%>Average bulgar looks like a mix of the two (bulgars are a Turkic tribe anyway)
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give a small part of the oil and gas money to gopniks to open small businesses. unironically
>>545733212.... Are Bulgars done with larping or do we continue?
>>545728953Nuke Israel
>>545728953Still inhabiting Putin’s body and wearing his appearance, I am heading to my MASTERS—the shadowy planetary lords who, as their Western agent, command me to keep Russia in a state of stagnation... I am going to them carrying a biological weapon that they cannot detect... and I’m going to infect their whole fucking clique...Then I head back to Russia... I undergo plastic surgery so that my former appearance won’t remind the citizens of this country’s pathetic past...I kill the entire top leadership of the country and, at the same time, stage my own death; then, in a new guise, I appear before the people and lead them toward a better life... I tell them that everything will change... and I begin to purge the population of vile, weak, stupid, and conformist creatures... about 90% of the population needs to be eliminated—they are dead weight.To the remaining population, I declare a new era of freedom and autonomy from the rest of the planet. I am sealing off the country and establishing a no-fly zone. I am severing all political ties with the outside world... any satellite passing over my territory will be a target for attack.Our new country is one that, were it a separate planetoid, could survive in space without the rest of Earth. Containing all mineral resources, rivers, seas, forests, etc...Based on a high-level ideology, I am beginning to build a culture whose goal is to reach the status of a Type II civilization on the Kardashev scale...
>>545729030mergi ba de te culca imputitul dracului de jidan, ai un post pe thread. Care Europeni imbecilule? Srilankezii aia imputiti pe care-i mirosi la cur zilnic? Sau aia care sunt omorati cu zile de taxe, servicii medicale de rahat, militarizare pentru israel, lgbt, etc etc? Limbricule.
>>545728953nuke tel aviv, brussels, paris, london and lvov in the same day and let muttmericans kill each other.
>>545728953End the war and let Goldman Sachs in.
>>545736375but we all know cucktin is just a boogyman for the lowest retarded reditors of europe, and actively ran "his" war into the ground with weird decisions, extemption on strikes (example: bridges over Dnieper, large energy hubs, shipments of military equipment and so on) unilateral ceasefires and begging for partnership with West. While fighting for the same fucking village pop. 25 for 3 years.
>gather all feudal governors/oligarchs>tell them to submit reports on the way their respective piece of state is governed>tell them I want the truth and only the truth>read carefully through the reports and separate them into problematic and impeccable>round up all who submitted a problematic report and purge them
>>545728953>Make Russia a non-shitholedefinately not joining EU. Most of the population live far worse than before joining, only homosexuals, EU-linked thieves and propagandists thrive. Just this year property taxes increased 280% with they want to do the same next year. 6x taxes in 2 years and rampant inflation not covered by wages increases or interest rates. Confiscation of property making it unaffordable, instead of confiscation of property at gunpoint as their jewish grandfathers did in 1950s
>>545728953Retreat from Ukraine, make concessions to start building a positive relationship with democratic nations, stop spending natural resource money on botfarms and corruption, start spending it to improve infrastructure and education. Down the line, choose a successor to rebuild the political system to have some checks and balances, maybe fair elections, but I'm not sure the russian populace can be trusted with that after the so many hundreds years of purges and brainwashing.
>>545728953Russia is fucking hell-bent on making its own country a shithole, making all of it's neighbors shitholes, while just sitting on the largest resources and land in the world that they've stolen from their neighbors (that their neighbors could develop to better use)
>>545738261Why are they like that?
>>545737785>maybe fair elections>lel sorry Romanians, you cannot elect someone not being a pro-war jew>lel sorry Germans, afk is far-far-far right ing so e can assasinate their politiciansstfu with your copy paste bolshevik language, nobody believes it. NATO is the armed wing of the terrorist organization known as international judaism and is currently occupying a lot of countries.
orgainze a referendum on renaming the sea at the serbian shores into the serbian sea
I only have one day? Nuke Mosquew and St. Pidorserg
>>545728953nuke israel, nuke the JewSA
>>545728953circumcise everyone and build a foreskin tower
