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Is it about the midterms?
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>>545733203
Hail Hathor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKXHXGe2bck
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>>545733203
HOLY HECKIN SZECHUAN SAUCE HES BASEDING OUT AFTER A 18 HOUR STIMULANT BENDER AGAIN
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>>545733384
https://youtu.be/zroIcuZK7AY
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does anyone else enjoy ketamine responsibly
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>>545733203
You bet he doesn't even know what that means, one of his chuddy pr zoomers, same ones that told him to fake PoE gameplay, told him to post this schizo phrase to appeal to the QAnon crowd. Pathetic
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Ben
It's go time
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>>545733439
always dig this kind of texture based music
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>>545733203
It's totally everybody else's fault, not his in the slightest. He could've stopped Starlink over Ukraine. He didn't. He could've invested billions into counter-lobbying the war in Iran. He didn't. He could've pushed through more tenaciously with DOGE, digging deep into the filthiest recesses of the government. He didn't. He could've used all the leverage at his disposal to leak the unredacted Epstien files via "Russian hackers". And again, he didn't. I get that none of these are his responsibility. But then why does he kvetch so much about this shit as the world's first, although briefly, trillionaire? Fuck off.
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Instructions Received Shadow Leader
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It means he's high again.
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>>545733203
It's the ketamine cope from losing half a billion on republicans.
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>>545733203
B E N
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>>545733762
Every BENMan gets one of these btw
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>>545733678
Elon should enjoy his life and leave politics. Politics fucking sucks. Complete waste of time and money
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>>545733203
Saarlink now free99 forevah?

Dwight Eisenhower was a Swiss jew, btw.
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>>545733665
>He could've stopped Starlink over Ukraine
He did but Trump ordered him to put it back
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musk is a masonic kike banker puppet
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Elon should give half a billion dollars to the DSA instead, and oppose Soros' liberalism by funding the far-left
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>>545733203
>rustled
>dehydrated
>gloomy
>in my k hole posting schizo /x/ memes
>distracted
>withering
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>>545733636
It's a dumb psyop perpetuated by shills and mentally ill schizos at /x/. Its been going on for years, they keep pushing the dates back one year each year.

99% of /x/ is like that, pure garbage
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>>545733203
>left a blue state under blue management for a red state under red management
>moved the corporate HQs of tesla, spacex and x com to said red state under red management
>just over 2 years after all HQs have been relocated, his new home state is now a purple state under blue management

lol.
looks like the rebranding has begun.
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B
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He's begging Netanyahu to take him in and save him
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Hail Sokar, O Lord of Many Colours, who came forth from Aneb Hedj, I have not neglected my duties, I have not abandoned my post, I have not stranded anyone.
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>>545734301
Maybe he is the problem?
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>>545734026
Send access codes to Russia so that they can use it as well, identifying Ukrainian users or leveraging the platform to their advantage. Use plausible deniability as the excuse that nobody could've known about the hack or whatever the fuck. Or have them catastrophically deorbit the entire constellation. There are many ways he could've indirectly stopped its usage. He doesn't give a fuck.
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>I enter the prajnaparamita gateway of “contemplating all incapable beings and using skillful means to gather them in and enable them to develop unimpeded power.”
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>>545734235
Way too based to ever happen, but it would be so fucking funny
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>>545734523
>FUCK YOU LIBERALS, FUCK YOU KIKES, I AM FUNDING LITERAL MAOISTS

it would be so based
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>>545733203
It's pretty crazy how BENpilled this presidency has been. With the whole Eisenhower warning about the military industrial complex, the UFO files thing and the lyrics in the song about "my moneys gone".

I guess Anthropic really did predict all of this for 2024:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52rx5TbO8uQ
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>>545733384
What are the possibilities of getting a sex robot like her in the near future?
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>>545734772
>near future
0
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>>545734842
:(
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>>545733678
>gets high and browses schizo threads
hes just like me
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>>545733203
Dwight Eisenhower killed 1.5 million German POWs by starvation violating war conventions, and forced every White American to co-exist with negroes everywhere. Hope this lesson helped
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Qanon 2.0
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>>545735559
I don’t panic because I trust the plan.

In the end their symbols will bring them down.

Future proves past.
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vague posting is gay as hell. if any of them had any balls they'd just spill the beans on everything. but it seem they're all scared little fairies who believe they have something to lose
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>>545736144
>if you're playing poker and have a good hand, you should show everyone just how badass of a hand you're holding
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>>545733636
Why would he want to appeal to the qAnon crowd you gigantic baboon?

Is that going to sell him more Teslas or get him more rocket funding?
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>>545733203
Ben?
Shapiro??
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>>545736144
well lets just say if what I heard is even remotely correct then we are in for one hell of a ride here in the near future
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I don't know I still remember the 2024 December 27th crash out about how I can go fuck my own face or not liking infinite h1ns barely a 1 month after the election then he's crying of less than a week ago about how they're going to the steal his new gold so I gotta vooooote harder. I hope blue Texas fux his ass he can go build his rocket company in India since they're so much better.
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>>545733553
What is ketamine even like? Is it like meth or speed?
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>>545733665
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>>545736511
It's a downer not an upper, similar to heroin but slightly less debilitating
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>>545736311
My hand was so good I folded just so nobody can see how good it was that's how good my hand was you wouldn't believe me it was fucking amazing
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>>545736539
He was stressed that day
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>>545736442
Well, for the rest of us who have to sift through apartheid Clyde's failed myspace or trip posting... Mind sharing anything?
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>>545734301
>bring hordes of blue staters to red state
>formerly red state starts shifting to blue
The same exact thing happened to Georgia because they wanted to be the new Hollywood and threw the doors open to the movie industry. What the fuck did they think was going to happen?
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>>545733203
He blew Eisenhower,
he doesn't need the money.
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>fails
>copes with pick me special boy memes
No one is buying into the astroturfed PR image anymore, you hebrew oak tree.
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>>545733553
>>545736511
ketamine is like meditation on demand. it gives you superpowers.
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>>545733203
It's Friday which means his weekend drug binge is starting
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>>545736661
>t. retard
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>>545733203
BEN like the jews
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>>545734423
>just commit treason bro
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>>545736511
meth is essentially speed. and no.

ketamine is a bizarre dissociative with quantum properties. it brings you to an abyss where either side contains both sides. you are both energetic and want to dance but also lethargic and want to melt into the couch. you are both up and down happy and sad. and there are weird sound effects like a slowed down star wars. Bwwweeeeeeezzzzheeeewwwwwooohhaaaaaaa

when Picard enters the Svelt Savannah on the holodeck and asks the robot to create for him a simulation? that room is the ketamone room. so far no one has invented or decoded the robot man or convinced him to build you a savannah, but the empty room with lines everywhere everyone has access to that. and that's where you go.
it's both star wars and star trek. rocknroll and disco.

whatever opposites you're worried about in your waking life is what you're confronted with in the starlight lounge.
thats why some people think it's gay (because they're worried about gays and that's what they see)
>is it like speed
no.
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>>545737343
boy does that guy look respectable.
Eve batey? is this a joke
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>>545733203
Is Elon talking about this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-DEpiQMhZ8
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>>545733203
more like ketamine friday
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>>545733384
Sex with Jenny
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>>545735528
yeah, he was fuckin trash
he was also made a complete fool of by the Soviets
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i dont get it
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He's saying everyone is under mind control for not liking H1B jeets my dudes
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>>545739724
old /pol/ meme
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When are these midterm newfags going to leave?
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>>545739878
thx
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>>545737773
Yeah I know right bro hitler totally won the war
Mixing uppers with downers, first a little then more.
Powders and pills triumph you will to believe you can achieve heaven
While stumbling through the parking lot of an imaginary seven eleven.
Elon's wife and son attest that his addiction is the best
At divorcing and forcing his trans son to wear a dress.
Importing a million jeets to turn Texas blue
might seem like a short-sighted thing to do
But that's because you're not on ketamine you see
They lick elon's anus clean, and they do it for free.
Insubordinate men would tell him to sit up and fly right
"Sober up, Elon, and hire men who are white"
"But why" he says "white men treat me so mean"
"They hide my ketamine and won't lick my bootyhole clean"
"But my H1B jeets like sukhdeep and sukhshit"
"Tongue my anus like a bbc licking my wife's clit"
Like Jordan Peterson going through benzo withdrawals
The pill and powder dragon has got Elon by the balls.
Only one man can save elon with a divine intervention
And that's Joe Rogan and his shrooms of entheogenic spiritual ascension.
And if you wonder what drugs inspired this rhyme from me
Just coffee and caffeine, and I did it all for free
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>>545740532
ketamine is neither an "upper" nor a "downer"
you are a retard. and i didn't say anything about Elon
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>>545736311
showing your hand means nothing in the game they're playing
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>>545733203
Elon just knows which way the winds blowing and has two years to make amends before he gets slaughtered with subpoenas



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