>the guardian>talking heads>the league of gentlemen>stewart lee>adam curtis>scarfolk>psychogeography>70s children's tv nostalgia>count binface>kate bush>ghostwatch>peep show>chris morris's brass eye and jam>siouxsie and the banshees>craft ciders>folk horror™>monthy python before cleese went racist>the smiths before morrisey went racist>greggs memes>sneaker pimps>/r/britishproblems>adam curtis>taskmaster>hauntology>nick cave>human traffic
>Brit/pol/ failed to refute this
>>545746348If you rape a killer, the number of killers in the world also remains the same, but now they've got a sore arsehole.
>>545746189Nothing illegal but there was never any real reason to pass laws specifically targeting adults loitering in playgrounds until recently because it just didn't happen, and if one did ever wander in he'd get his head kicked inWhat changed?
>>545746348Not if you kill 2
>>545746348What if you trick him into killing himself and a bunch of people you don't like?
Who is it?
>>545746348Not if you kill multiple killers. Checkmate.
>>545746236
>>545746348>"if you witness the commission of an offence, and you say something offencive about it, the number of offenders remains the same, unless both of you have valid loicences to commit your respective offences, pursuant to the Loicences Registrar Act of 1683" - Britman
>>545746590From Grok.
>>545746236>stuff people have been talking about this week is cringe Bro you're sooooo fucken cooool, so cynical and difficult to impress, I hope you like my post because that would make me cool too
>>545746461>>545746435>>545746348YOU LOST BRITISH TRANNY
>>545746644Putting hands on him was a bit much.But he's a skynews reporter so whatever.
>>545746590mark collett
>>545746590>Everything I say comes true.>The spies always gravitate together.
>>545746348If you kill multiple killers the number reduces i.e., an executioner
>>545746616Why are they now using our memes against us? Next they'll be claiming to be this guy
>>545746348kill 2
>>545746690he was just exercising his first amendment right to freedom of speech and talking with his hands
>>545746777>id: PUTn
>>545746348if only you know about the killing, it never took place so the number of killers 'in the world' is reducedalso do you take on the identity of 'killer' from killing in self defence or is it a different definition?also there is the temporal question, at what point during the killing is the number of killers the same? is it from the moment they die?in which case the judgement of 'killer' comes from an objective third party and implies the existence of godif not, and it's from when the killer realises they have killed it implies a medical knowledge which the 'replacement killer' necessarily couldn't have, do intentions matter here? Is someone a killer if they only intended to defend themselves but lacked medical knowledge?
>>545746590tiny tom
I can hear an owl
FUCKING HATE LEFTIST SCUM
>>545746590Take your pick. Most of the MSM friendly agitators are golems of the police rather than Mi5 per-se such as Dannneh Tommo Tommy Robinstein etc.. the groups adjacent to and splintered out of National Luggage are all run by Mi5 I'm sure. Even NA at it's "peak" pre-proscribed was marketed as a University/Student movement when all its leadership were compromised ex-BNP glowies. Also see: >>545746771
>>545746777we like to subvert what we can't destroy
>>545746590>no links>no sources>it was real in my mind
>>545746189>>545745755
>>545746964Aw, so cute! Imagine he lived in your house and you were always tripping over him. He'd make a noise like a dykenie.
>>545747029s e e t h eeethe
>>545746516Even then, due to Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle. If you rig a killer-killing device that kills two or more killers simultaneously, then as you investigate the quantum state of both killers to determine whether they truly died simultaneously, you are actually causing one to die first just by measuring the outcome.
>>545746991o rly
Keeps Nigel up at night
Young bob has been assaulted again and one of his attackers was a black professor. >>545746991Call back to it.
>>545747298he looks like what blocko thinks he looks like
>>545747187That's not an owl>>545747358I can't speak owl
>>545747298https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sittingbourne_and_Sheppey>Gets 5% of the vote>Secures a Labour win
>>545747134feed the little fella coke and have him do your cleaning
>>545746236Apple watch. Thinks Johnathan Pie is edgy. Owns a PS5 pro.
I want to drink pretty women like orange juicethankfully i don't have access to themor i'd drink them up like orange juiceit would be depressing for both partieslike drinking orange juice is mundane
>>545746964my leftie boomer dad referred to this guy as Tel Aviv Tommy earlier this weeknot sure where he got that from
>>545747475the isle of sheppey is known for inbreeding and it's collection of prisons
>>545746590It's that guy that tried to kill his girlfriend. It's already known, he's some kind of serial abuser that MI5 was protecting. He's probably in some bullshit like National Front or British Movement since he's quite old. Tiny Tom and Danny Gobbo work for pissrael.
>>545747329josh tier nonce
>>545747358I fear for anyone who comes between that man and his banner
>>545746991You are probably hearing 2.
the beeb is noughties-bashing again bakahttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm4g1jqwylvgo>He simulated masturbation and sex on stage. He said he liked oral sex with women "where it goes in their neck a little bit" and their "mascara runs a little bit," acting it out on stage.>The late nineties and early noughties in Britain were an era that celebrated casual sexism and often elevated celebrities who espoused it.>What might now be termed toxic masculinity was often deemed funny, seen by some as good old-fashioned male humour. By others it was viewed as palatable because they believed it was being done with an apparently ironic eyebrow raise.APOLOGISE
>>545747591>my leftie boomer dad referred to this guy as Tel Aviv Tommy earlier this weekA broken clock is right twice a day.
>>545747591that's even more apt than Tommy Turkey Teeth
>>545747509>Johnathan Pie>The bankers the bonuses the fuckin racism grrrr *gesticulates wildly*
>>545746991What's the difference between barn owls and bluetits? The prossie in my freezer doesn't have barn owls
Imagine telling everyone your a faggot by being a leftist
>>545747358>one of his attackers was a black professorHis spirit lives on
>>545746236>retro bike>wears a scarf>charity shop chic>has a Threads account but never actually goes on it>refers to the Democratic Party as "we">has leasehold mortgage on a flat in a city>has been the victim of petty crime, not racist about it
They're calling it the best song of all timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSyYtNYmSTk
>>545747788yeah we had a laugh about it
Girl I fancied at college likely been piped by raven from the tv show raven unironically likely they've shaggedbut what can you dohe'll fucking blast me and take my feathers awayor chuck me on the way of the warrior
>>545746771Dont be a daftie!
>>545747938cor im quite partial to shit meselfhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oftolPu9qp4
>>545748004You have lost, a wife.
>>545746236>has tried to date at least one of his swarthy muggers
>>545748019pop that raftie
>>545748004sorry i'm not going on a childrens tv show obstacle course you just have to take it
>>545748004At least it wasn't the fella from Jungle Run
>>545748106Excellent, lol.
>>545748087this made me cry laughingi'm fully retarded
>>545746236>pretends hes bi>is gay
>>545747832>B.A. in English lit. (Got a 2:2 from Hull). >Works for "the council".>Uses a Mac but tells everyone he uses Linux.
>>545746590Isnt that the plot of Slow Horses
>>545748057You ain't ready for this you little niglethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iagJXp-OJ4A
You lads ever been to a Jobcentre before? They look like the most comically grim places in britain.
>>545746590Is that someone pretending to be right wing to infiltrate and report back findings or did MI5 snatch up someone who is actually right wing?
>>545746777It's like Satan you know, he cannot create like God can, but he can manipulate and steal.
>>545748004Riddle Bridge but the answer to spell out is cuck.
>>545746236would i lie to you
>>545748409Sounds like you need a Restart, Mickey.
>>545746616Show tits woman. You know the rules
>>545746590yerbtitty
>>545746590It's Robinson. Around the time he ditched the EDL he suddenly started getting book deals and promotion all over the place. He had obviously started working for the state at that point.
>>545748409It's like in school you know, you can have no interest in a subject but if you have a good teacher it makes you interested and easy to learn. If you hate the teacher but like the subject you'll gradually begin to hate the subject because of the teacher. Same with the job centre. If you get a sound guy it's really no problem.
I hope something I like isn't disliked by that super cool anon, I'd have to stop liking it then wouldn't I
>>545748441Avoided using the Morgoth reference?I suppose there is a first for everything or us the Amazon version of Sauron that shit it has poisoned the airé.
>>545748316Sloppy brown shit that lad>>545748409ChavsSingle mothersHijabi womenAnd workers wearing office attire and a photo ID lanyard
Has blockhead been locked up yet?
>>545748733>I'm blocked up, they won't let me out
>>545748708>Avoided using the Morgoth reference?What?
>>545748409once had a 'job coach' that was just like Pauline wadda bitch
Can't believe this job is available, you're more likely to become the pope desu
>>545748441wagwan mi serfs
>>545746590I know who it is.
>>545748819yeah?did you fuck the bitch?
>>545748848Do you get a company sleigh, or do you just get to claim mileage?
Good afternoon Anglos! How is my favorite ethnic group/favorite of the Big Three doing?!I just wanted to notify you that I have come to the conclusion that the entire horror genre, or at least a large portion of it, serves as a commentary on social engineering — beginning with Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein about how the G*rmans destroyed HuWestern Civilization in 1789.
>>545748896please dont say bladee
>>545748896paul golding?
>>545748409Those places make me feel physically sick. I was on the dole for a bit about 15 years ago and going in there to beg them for money was embarrassing. Back then you had to take a booklet in showing them all the jobs you had applied for and then they signed it and allowed you to have some pennies. Don't know what it's like these days.
>>545748566>hopefulIt's funny how the jobcente doesn't consider it their job to get you a job.They should call it the benniescentre.
>>545748441
>>545748962Super smashing sorted
>>545748409once when i was walking to a job centre i got approached by this south american bloke with a former police looking dog and shark eyes and he was like 'nice trousers'and i was like 'yeah cheers nice dog mate'and he said 'i can change your life if you want'and i was like 'no thanks mate my life is ok'
>>545748933fuck no ! she was a right hagwhen she got sacked she ended up being a costume maid at a dickens attraction
>>545748566Digits confirm that I must no scope headshot the fat jobcentre dykes when they say to me 'Some places don't have a safety net'.
>>545748962gosh
>>545748969>Back then you had to take a booklet in showing them all the jobs you had applied forI just used to make stuff up
>>545748848Is it within 500m of a school or a park? (asking for a friend)
>>545749128Are those places just a pipeline to the road? Seems like the sort of place roadmen would mill about looking for recruits
>>545748965>>545748896 At least one of you is an officer or agent. Stop being so keen ladies, it makes you stand out too much.
>>545748962>beginning with Mary Shelley’s Frankensteinit's an allegory on the jews, zionism and the creation of golem, the creature turns on and kills its creator
>>545747895>His lies.... they're just... too elaborate, too fast
>>545749150Corrr
>>545748004Used to watch this as a kid, but never liked it. Never liked those shows, like trapped.
>>545748566Jobcentre homos just have to die.
>>545748966Foreign National?
>>545748936>Free parking, Discounted or free food, On-site parking>>545749298Fuck off
>>545749515Tousi?
>>545749302No i think it was just some weird randomly generated npc interaction like the sandwich lady on runescape
Young bob looks gay
>>545749570No, he only left recently. Plus he usnt a foreign national, he was British but born in Iran. Now in the US.
Josh is a known jewish paedophile
>>545749198friends of mine would get sanctioned for not applying for enough jobs, never occurred to them to make it up
>>545749629shh he hasn't realised ti yet
>>545749128>my life is okYears of britpol drunken ramblings say otherwise
>>545749740This world is not built for honest people.
>>545749532no
>>545749629he looks like he's from widnes
>>545749879Widnes deez nuts lmao GOTTEM
>>545749866Yes
>>545748409yeah an older Deano mong tried to get me to apply for the local chicken murdering factory back in 2007. i told them to fuck off. ive been banned from job centre meetings since then and automatically put on disability.
>>545748409>be me 10 years ago>lazy, entitled little blurt fresh out of university>have meme life ESL teacher job lined up>a few months to kill after uni before it starts>live at home and sponge off parents like the lazy little blurt I was>didn't even want to go to Job Centre but parents got angry and I was ordered to go kek>everyone in there to "sign on" was acting ashamed but putting a brave face on it, like they had something big lined up just around the corner>only thing different was some skinny middle aged alchie who would always find a reason to be offended and kick off>white area then but demographics have got a lot worse since so I imagine it's much worse now, probably full of people who have openly given up>told staff I have an English teacher job lined up abroad>"well you have a degree, so you could do data entry. That's better paid than minimum wage">awkward situation where I realise to my surprise that this fat patronising bitch doesn't believe my story>no, really I do...>well take this leaflet anyway, it has the website on it where you can search for jobs, data entry might be pretty good for you>go back every couple of weeks I think it was to remind them that yes I am still going to teach English, no I don't want to do data entry for a month first, please give me my neetbux>neetbux gets blown entirely on pints and kebabs with other layabout mates>tell them proudly what my final visit date is because I will be on a plane in a few days, met with scepticism>get overseas, living in company housing, quickly blow all my money partying, be skint and basically living off the food at work>realise after a couple of weeks that zog made one extra payment to me than I thought I was getting>have already learned a hard lesson about money at that point and am a bit more cautious with those neetbux once I'd been to the ATM
>>545749958
>>545749198So did I. I don't think I applied for a single job when I was on the dole. Half of my CV is made up. Gets easier as you get older because nobody is going to check back 10 -15 years.
deano's trying to outdo each other with bigger, louder fireworks in their shitty little gardens, melting holes in their plastic grass, a binfire here, a couple having a coke fuelled argument screaming match there this is the Britain they are trying to erase
>>545749198>I just used to make stuff up>went into takeaway>left cv with mohammed>no i havent heard anything yet but i'll chase it up on my way home
>>545746236Give yer head a wobble!
>gets you all arrestedNothing personal lads.
>>545746590Its a nobody. This has been going on a while, some neonazi who was smacking his bird around and mi5 were covering for him.
>>545750173fugg I clicked it
>>545750173>gets you all arrestedYou lot, not me
>>545750034is there more to this story is this just literally a story about you buying kebabs with benefits money
>>545750314That's a bildungsroman for a shut-in spastic
>“Ready to eat” chicken breast from lidl. Cut it open to discover it was raw in the middle.
>>545750086Imagine the depth of hatred in a person to design homes like that.
>>545750314The burger asked what my experience with the Job Centre was and I shared it. I apologise that it is not as exciting as your Job Centre stories which, I assume, continue to this day.
>>545746189Thread music:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hOo6oSZG1ioseagull - ga se ull - gay sex cull
>TIL that UK immigration law has a concept of "very significant obstacles to integration" and that this applies to whether an individual is "enough of an insider" in the country they CAME FROM to be deported back there. (But no test of whether they will be able to integrate here.)
>>545750430It is ready to eat. YOU just aren't ready to eat it.
>>545750200I remember that story, they framed it as "MI5 officer who happens to be a neo-Nazi", I didn't realise it was an undercover agent..
>>545750430stay safe, my dude
>>545750510i'm schrodingers unemployedif i don't check my phone or emails then i remained employed
>>545750314That's a stronger narrative arc than you've ever managed.
>>545750086Never liked Deanoestates.Always felt like I was walking around in either the backrooms or some unfinished level of a video game where the developer just can't be fucking arsed to continue it.
Bum rape Brand
>>545750384Who you calling shut in spastic?You're on here on a Friday night too, bringing up rape apropos of nothing and talking to namefags before they talked to you.I've been working all week and have a lot of normie shit to do tomorrow so am having a quiet night in.Learned a new word off you though so I'll give you that.
>>545750430that's rank and potentially dedly, send picture to their customer service with picture of receipt, they'll send you 20 quid or something. I once found a carpet tack in some blueberries, nasty
>>545750748ahh come off it it was a joke mate
>>545750748>bringing up rape apropos of nothingI don't think I need any special reason to be bringing up bumrape
>>545748409yeah DWP centres are full of mongs and foreigns, after a few visits i started thinking why do they have some much mitie and serco security? then i began to notice it's because of so many people that have a poor grasp of english crashing out at their work coaches because they're disillusioned with the gibs and job opportunities they thought they were entitled to when the came here, it's an unsustainable situation, shits going to get real grim soon
>>545750680If you walk too close to where the concrete flagging meets the orange lapped pine fence, it glitches and you fall through space for the rest of infinity.
Poo pipe punisher punted into prison, Russell the rear end rodgerer, Russell the rump rapist, brand the bum bothering bugger
>>545750086That is the Britain that was created and people are pushing back against. What you described as "Britain" is just a manufactured economic zone. Unfortunately we have traitors like you who mock and denegrate everything no matter what the Englishman does. That is because you are a cunt, the purge of you people will be beyond satisfying.
https://goyimx.com/Telegraph/status/2118221838182498504>Donald Trump’s Republican Party has suffered a major setback in the US midterms. But was the result really about the war in Iran?>@AllisterHeath writes that the answer lies closer to home: in Trump’s broken promises on prices, immigration and peace, and a presidency he says has betrayed the very voters who put him in power "But was it reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally about the war in Iran?????"Thank you Torahgraph for being utterly transparent. >It's pretty clear from the repeated mentions of "ICE vans" in this article and Badenoch's that the Conservative Party is going to be maximally obstructive to any actual attempt to get a handle on illegal immigration. One of the reasons it has to be crippled utterly.>This is precisely what I mean when I say what any British right without a death wish has to brutally, immediately, unequivocally, and irrevocably put down the Atlanticist-Zionist axis like Old Yeller. They will do to us what they did to the GOP last week and they won’t blink.
Channel 4s Big Bugger
>>545750483But it's actually just souless people following algorithms that optimise investment return on a parcel of land.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cmly00r44jgvo>The head of the Metropolitan Police said he "wouldn't be surprised" if more people came forward to make allegations about entertainer and comedian Russell Brand.Is he supposed to say things like that? Is that not prejudicial?>Sir Mark said that what he heard reported from the trial was "very close to victim blaming".>Asked whether he would support the Victim's Commissioner's call for a legal duty in the Courts and Tribunals Bill that would require judges to direct juries on rape myths and misconceptions in every rape trial.>He said he would "strongly support" such a decision, adding: "It shouldn't be possible for inaccurate statements to be made to a jury to suggest that because a rape victim didn't behave in one way that somehow undermines their case."
Last time I was at the job centre I couldn't help but overhear a young chav mother lamenting how she couldn't attend her last appointment because "my little boy deals with [insert long list of PIP-Grabbing disorders] and I couldn't leave him blah blah blah" and the woman behind the desk meticulously tore apart her story by reminding her the child would have been at school. It was a brilliant call out of the mother's feckless attitude and a great motivator never to step foot in that depression vortex ever again. Also, drunk blacks on the steps outside.
>>545750788>>545750848all right lads, no hard feelings
>>545750992He buggered billions, sodomised scores of sluts
russell brand survivor'e once pinched me bum when i was dressed as a mascot crocodile for a themepark and didn't know i was a boy because of my juicy bum
>>545750992>rape myths and misconceptions>that because a rape victim didn't behave in one way that somehow undermines their case"You cannot judge foids for anything"
>>545751029living vicariously through made up job coach anecdotes
>>545750992Ita all some sort of stage show. Probably has an esoteric value and Brand is being publicly shamed before they let him into the cult.
>>545750858>it's an unsustainable situation, shits going to get real grim soonThis the mantra you have to tell yourself to endure the endless managed decline. The truth is the current system will outlive you.
>>545750680Lad I know moved to one with his chink birdPic not his deanoestate but it might as well be
>>54575110017 years ago but the memory snaps me back
>>545750430Huge manufacturing fault. As the other guy said that could be deadly so report it straight away.
Rapey Russell Bugger Brand
>>545747112
>>545751080He could have at least shared, rude!
I think we might be approaching the point where any white male that has had sex with some females in their past is a rapist in waiting, for some reason I'm quite pleased I never bothered with social media
i stand with russell crowe
>>545751144Stephen fry says get over it cry baby
>>545751142Everything is slightly crooked.
>>545751191it's just more restrictive shit on a certain type of guybut there's a certain class of lad in england particularly that just gives zero fucks
>>545751253him from qi, fucking hell, he's a gay jew aint he*does social maths on his hands*he's right n'all
>>545750896>who mock and denegrate everythingyes I am going to mock these new builds and the retards buying them
>>545751189He thought he was boss buggerer, any bint he bumped into ended up bummed and he barely believed his luck, such was show business back then
>>545750430It's what you get for choosing the plain one over the delicious bame flavoured tikka one.
>>545751191i cant wait until i'm famous and find out how many women i raped
>>545751366>rapeography road
>>545751348Yeah man haha, it's like you said yeah ha
>>545751177When the best thing they can say is "at least it wasn't kids this time", then you know the perp used to work for the BBC.
>>545748896no you fucking don't you fannyI mean we all know, but don't make out like you're special you little weasel I'll kick your head in.
He won
>>545751109I wasn't there for "job coaching", I was a contractor doing an installation job for the DWP. Don't be so cynical, chap.
Russell Brand here, it feels as though no means yes in prison.
>>545751462
>>545747781rapey douchbags exist because the strategy works. Over to you, women, sort your fucking shit out.
Banged up bum bothering brand in the slammer for slag sodimisation
>>545751596>women can sniff out if you're an incel>but if you're a rapist supremo? nah, no chance >in fact...
>>545751532Wasn't aware being compromised by special branch was a competitive event.
>>545747781It was always generous to call him a comedian
>>54575153220 years of being called a cruise ship magician and he finally won
>>545750314rarely but sometimes you actually say what I'm thinking and it resonates, still fuck you, you pathetic cunt tho.
>>545751366That is isn't what I was talking about though is it Adrian. >This is the Britain they are trying to erase. Fuck you, you nasty obnoxious cunt. I see you!
>>545748819Yeah, I had one like this, it was halfway through August and I was due one more appointment/payment before I was about to start uni in september and end my claim.She was forcing me to go to an appointment to sign up for a "restart" course which was a year long.I tried to explain to her that in two weeks time I wouldn't be on UC but she just kept saying that I had to go, etc.Luckily I went in and showed someone else my enrolment paperwork and student loans finances and they just scrapped the appointment, and I got the last payment with no issue.I was going to Uni as a way to advance my career and not be on benefits anymore and that wasn't an acceptable reason not to sign up for a year long course to not be on benefits?Fucking mental bint.
>>545747781>My Booky Wook, which topped the Sunday Times bestseller chart for seven weeks in 2007 and sold 600,000 copies in hardback in the UK, opens with him checking into a clinic for sex addiction. He writes about going to lap dancing clubs and having "a lot" of oral sex in toilets and many threesomes.>Fame and success brought him 'birds'"The rules change when you're famous. In that case two is often better than either none or one.">He writes about how an MTV PR "reminded me that I put lap dances and prostitutes on her gold card and got the hotel to give me cash on her account without her prior knowledge".>The Observer called it "a scandalous, libidinous memoir that is better written and more entertaining than any number of celebrity autobiographies that clog the shelves".>Heat said: "You come away from the book feeling like you really know - and like - the real Russell.">You can't imagine a celebrity these days writing a memoir in which he claims that at stage school a primetime actress, whom he names, "kissed me once in a corridor" and for years afterwards he'd tell people "'I had sex with her… And by sex, I mean bumming'".>But it's all told in a jokey, revelatory way, by "a bloke from Essex who likes birds with big bottoms and big boobs…. Lovely dolly-birds".the world you grew up in no longer exists
>>545751521Don't make violent threats. I don't give a shit but the jannies do.
>>545751790>opens with him checking into a clinic for sex addictionReally, he's the victim in all of this. He's an unwell man, and he's being punished for his illness. Disgraceful. Free the mandem.
>>545751733
>>545751544oh yeah?
>>545751834meet me somewhere you little rat bastard
>>545751790if only there was some sort of sign
>>545751860wholesome interaction between you and a hater
>>545751860oh go throw yourself under a passing lorry you pathetic cunt.
I'm gonna say it: Russell Brand was less dishonest than Jason Arday ever was.
>>545751852It's a Letby tier miscarriage of justice
>>545752059he was blatant about his business I'll give him that
It's funny that the British e-right are desperately trying to use the Brand case to sink Labour figures still around from the early 2010s (it has no chance of working) and in turn are reifying libtarded sex negative foid delusions.
>>545752059russel brand is doing a bird for anal sex 20 years ago. jury ruled that the sex was consensual 20 years ago, but the anal sex wasn't 20 years ago
>>545752184she told him stop no and don't, the bum sex was the one thing that wasn't consensual you massive nonce, fuck you.
Another word I learned today, thanks to the X "algorithm".
>>545752059Maybe Brand is committed to the bit and his long con is that he's never actually had sex.
>>545751790i read that book years ago he was being a degenerate since under the age of 10
>>545752310It's where he larps as a helpless palestinian and gets megged by swole men in IDF uniforms
Sodomites go to hell
>>545751948It wasn't a threat. Someone else posted that they had been banned for similar. I will only report CP or things that may cause severe injury or potential loss of life e.g. malicious medical advice. I dont care about threats, the jannies do. I was trying to prevent a ban.
>>545752278very brave of her to come forward 25 years later when he was becoming a right wing influencer
>>545752138Lefty twaddle
>>545752444don't care meet me for a fight pussy.
>>545752278https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmQMxDxQT1sbut she did go round his house and noshed him off, so I can't really feel too bad for her. There needs to be a new word for this kind of rape because on the one end you have 'hiding in the bushes with duct tape' rape, and the other is 'had a drink too many and regret doing that' rape. And they really aren't the same thing.
>>545752388I can't judge, I was humping pillows when I was 9
>>545752461Yes, kudos to her, unwanted bummings shouldn't have a sell by date
https://www.achurchnearyou.com/church/18029/service-and-events/events/1376237/
>>545752574>smell by date
we have to box clever like danny tommo
>>545752461he was a soft right ex lefty faggot, exactly the kind of guy don't want on your side and if we're talking rape cases yeah it takes a long time, girls get raped and they think leave it, I don't have the evidence and it aint worth the fuss. shit nigger dickheads like you would just ignore the rape gang victims because they didn't instantly go to the police stations and get their fannies swabbed.cunt, fuck you, meet me for a fight right fucking now.
>>545752490the latter isnt rape thoughbeit. we dont need separate rape categories, the word rape has just been diluted down. rape is rape, regretting it afterwards isnt rape - 20 years later when your acting career didnt work out off the back of sleeping with someone and its trendy to pile on - that also isnt rape
>>545752490it's been called date rape for decades, but that's fallen out of favour recently because they claim any type of race hierarchy is another rape myth in itself
>>545746590Its are SUSSEX isn’t it?
>>545752490>There needs to be a new word for this kind of rapeThere doesn't. You're just too thick to understand it. You're no doubt defending Brand because you're some cretinous anti vaxxer and he said anti vax stuff you liked. That's all it takes for you people to defend rapists.
>>545752487How about a willie measuring contest?You lost!
>>545752631https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goqFK7vCqnY&the british right could open a bandai namco store
>>545752490fingered a girl once, that didn't give me licence to fuck her in the arse against her will.
Who votes for them?
>>545752616Tell by date would have been Adrian tier, I missed a trick
>>545752602Breathtaking that kikes have convinced the normies that these niggers were doing *us* a favour stepping into the shoes of the dead men who sacrificed themselves in the kike wars.It was a trade. A new start in exchange for manual work etc.
>>545752680I still remember when he dressed up all smart and asked ginge out on video, the britpol we grew up on doesn't exist anymore
>>545752687I'm not defending anyone, I just don't like women enabled by kike journos and lawyers slapping the rape label on everything they don't like
>>545752738Chads. Sexhavers. Elites.
>>545752738
Is get him to the greek good?
>>545752860People like this vote Reform now lel
>>545752738winners
>>545752748You can literally can literally the same myth being created again in real time nowhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c6lye8g4w7g1o>Mahmood scraps settlement plans for migrant care workers>Mahmood also told MPs the government would provide a five-year path to settlement for care workers who "answered our call when we needed them" following the Covid-19 pandemic."The Boriswave rebuilt Britain after Covid" will literally be taught in schools in a few years, if it isn't already.
>>545752738>dodgy paki businessmen>the postal ballots of the communities represented by the dodgy paki businessmen>miscellaneous other foreigners>middle class bell ends who still have enough money to shelter themselves from how bad it's getting out there>some completely clueless retired boomers who remember seething in real time at Margaret Thatcher
>>545752708cool story bro, but do you understand the difference between the two scenarios I described?
>>545752738Looking at the polling from the last election, the only notable things that seemed to make people less likely to support Labour were>being retired>owning your home outright
>>545752952>>dodgy paki businessmenAin't he Reform's home sec?
>>545752634what are you talking about you raving loon? we're talking about 20 year allegations against celebs in the wake of the hashtag me too movement - especially allegations that are only weaponised when the former leftist moves away from that allegiance. and then you start raving about the rape gangs? you dont have the emotional intelligence for this discussion.
Make all bumming illegal then it doesn't matter if it's consensual or not, you go straight to sex pest prison with the rest of the bummy nonces
>>545752956obviously there's degrees to it you fucking spastic, but the case fact are as they are, she said no, it's obviously rape, unless it didn't transpire as she said it did, brand is a complete nonce. end of you thick cunt.
>>545752687There is aggrevated burglary and aggrevated theft. As rape is extremely charged and severe its not touched, there is no differentiation between rape and spousal rape for example. "Increased resolution should be a thing in these cases, but it minimises the trauma caused to the victim." Which is the justification.
>>545752708The dispute isn't whether consenting to one thing means you consent to another, it's which one of them was telling the truth. Brand wasn't arguing "yeah, she said no, but I should have been allowed to".
>>545753112Unforceable, unless you're going to establish a Bottom Inspectors Unit.
>>545753083Let he who has not falsified financial data cast the first stone
>>545753124yes but women say and do retarded shit because they want to feel like they have been chased. It fulfills some bullshit primordial desire. They expect you to be persistent. So saying 'no' doesn't always mean they want you to stop. It's fucked up, but that's how they are.
>>545753165he said sorry and she proved it, simple as.
>mfw pedo rape nonce Russel brand finally gets his just deserts after 25 years and gets raped to death in prisonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVRHsczLJrY
believe all women.
>>545752917it's good in the same way superbad was goodit's trashgood
>>545753095I drew the similarities you dense cunt. fucking hell a crime that happend 20 years ago is still a crime.fuck you, you fucking nigger.meet me for a fight right fucking now, I will murder you.
>>545753200You can smell bummers a mile off. They're as easy to identify as junkies.
>>545753200Train police dogs to smell out pooey penises and cummy arses, simple
nothing turns a woman on more than a man who immediately respects their wishes
>>545753083Ackshually>*long-winded cope about how Nigel has to make deals, at least that one is law-abiding and not in a rape gang unlike Labour paki businessmen, he also hates lefties too and isn't 'woke', but it's 4D chess and patriots are in control even if pootriats are out front and centre*
>>545752823I member
>>545753165I wonder how big his willy is?If he bummed her with a 4" would it of mattered.
You can't unbum an arse, once fucked a shitpipe will always have been buggered
>>545753373borderline
>>545753318well, we have murder and we have manslaughter, and those two labels don't carry the same weight do they.Maybe we should have 'pussyslaughter' as a new crime
just got back from the shopfuck me its cold out there ladsbaldies stay safe
>>545752528not even close, his parents were separated as a kid, he talked about how he couldn't wait to go stay with his dad because he would be left at home whilst he was at work and he could watch his dads hardcore porn tapes of big black guy fucking little blonde women. He also terrorised a neighbours on his mum's street regularly trying to trash their property, in the end his mum couldn't cope with it and he ended up living with some drug dealers at 13 years old and would steal for them
>>545753318you drew similarities between underage girls being gang raped by pakistani grooming gangs and.... adult women roadies shagging famous rockstars contentiously until 20 years later its suddenly not when they can get 15 more minutes of fame? are you for real you retard? name a single girl gang raped by pakistanis that said 95% of it was consensual you putrid slime
>>545753370It's the vacant stare and the old spunk stain on his shirt that do it
>>545753342This was defeated at the 2026 midterm ballot box
>>545753430oh shut up you fucking fanny no one cares about your life
What went wrong?
>>545753370Funny that ginge was so poorly dressed at the same time as looking so much like a mannequin, Sussex mogged
>>545753339But but but what about people just fall and then their penis accidentally goes into a bum? It won't be their fault!
>>545753444meet me for a fucking fight you piss weak coward.
>>545753479if I was a fanny I wouldn't even see this post because you've never been anywhere near fanny in your entire life
>yeah I was raped... 95% of the 20 minute intercourse was consensual but.... 5% was...
>>545753424Brand committed statutory gape
>>545753449Definitely one.
>>545753370I remember that livestream those guys all did as part of their homosexual Discord mating ritual. I've listened to worse background noise. I think there was a second one that was deleted before I knew it was a thing.Archives don't exist right?
>>545753541kek
>>545753541a convicted gapist
>>545753416Explains the grooming gang scandal.
>>545753406false, there’s these body count reset weekends now where a BAME pours water over your head and throws flower petals at you and it basically makes women virgins again. You could do that but with your chuff
Britpol business idea: dog training school specialising on willy and bum sniffing dogs, train them on pozzcorders shitty cocks and jizzy arses
>>545753614ahem
>>545753508It turns out the drug-addled libertine shagger was not actually all that aligned to managerial liberalism. What a shock.
I'm out here throwing my arms wide and none of you cunts took a swing, I'm the big don of this thread an you're all my bitches seethe more you little faggot nonce apologists
>>545753650Teach them to attack and release them at the Conservative and Unionist Party conference.
The fanny expert. He knows what they smell like and everything
>>545752738Kill every labour and tory voterTotal restore victory
>>545753723uh, who are you?
>>545753733Fannies don't smell, you sicko
pussies
>>545753650I bet if you adopt a retired drug sniffer dog, you get to loot lots of drugs caches that people hide under bridges and in tree stumps.Presumably you could use an ex-bum sniffer dog to find ladies who are up for a bit of bum fun.
>>545753723settle down lad you've been done
>>545753370Who is that handsome woman
>>545753733was literally nose deep in a fanny the other daydidn't smell until I hit the pelvic bone
>>545753782Bums are for pooing and farting
>>545753797>>545753773you're not even worthy to call yourselves my subjects.
>>545753818for a long time I thought ginge was that lad off the POTLE
>>545753782>I bet if you adopt a retired drug sniffer dog, you get to loot lots of drugs caches that people hide under bridges and in tree stumps.Really good idea.
>>545753708yeah okay stephen fry, I'm sure lots of people have made this joke
>>545753442A jury deemed him a liar though, so maybe he made all that up?
>>545754015>>545754015>>545754015NEW
>>545753782>>545753949Is there one that can find the porno mags?
>>545753508I remember on one of his books it said>"This generation's Orwell." — Russell Brand
>>545753370they had a discord group together and some of them up and spread aids amongst one another
>>545753818Its obviously a sex doll.
>>545750430Take a bite out of it but throw it away. Go to doctors and say you got turboshits. Document everything and go see some where there's a blame there's a claim guy. Profit (imagine this was written in green text format)
>>545754039Already a new up retard
