What are you supposed to tell your wife and kids in those final minutes when you see them looking to you, the one they trust most to protect them, but you realize this is it?
>>545748746jump right before the plan hits the ground
>>545748746ALRIGHT EVERYONE, I'm sorry but we deserve this.
>>545748746>don't worry honey our millions of dollars will break our fall
>>545748746you tell them theyre going to heaven becase you responsibly brought them up in some kind of afterlife faith
>>545748746pray and die
>>545748746Yeah, there was enough time to figure out what was going on. But keep in mind they were probably all bunched up in a pile in the cockpit for most of that time, so probably not enough time to express any considered sentiment.
>>545748746Unironically, just tell them it's going to be ok. No point turning it into a life lesson about death right as their lives are about to be cut short. Not like they'll live to call you out.Conversely, go completely batshit and start molesting or beating the shit out of them. It's the ultimate no-consequence situation.
>>545748746Tell them you're replacing them with AI and outsourcing their souls to India.
kek guarantee this asshole was thinking something like "What, im rich, the rich dont die, thats only for poor people. This cant be fucking happen-ACK!"
>>545748746Screw that. Imagine being in the white carCome out of the basement to get some ketchup for your dino nuggies. Realize you are out so rush to the store to get some
>>545748878literally this. it saves lives
>>545748746She was thinking about Tyrone and wished for one last rodeo.
>>545748746>see you in hell
>>545749359Cadillac survived.
>>545749178They had 3 minutes and most of it was the plane banking at near 90 degrees going at sub sonic speeds. I would have been joking about how we missed Tel-Aviv by a few thousand miles.
All he had to do was hire a pilot that knows not to fly into thunderstorms. He had a 55 year pilot that had been corrected by air traffic control for flying into a thunderstorm earlier in the year. The 55 year old was mentoring a 20 year , low time female copilot who was not going to correct him if he made a mistake. A mistake such as flying an aluminum tube filled with gasoline into one of the mot powerful natural phenomena commonly found in North America. "Do not get close to thunderstorms." How fucking hard is that ?
I thought these small planes had parachutes on them? If I was wealthy I'd NEVER fly without a chute.
