Is it over for me?
>>545750859tell her about somethingawful
>>545750859I never had Reddit how does it feel?
>>545750859Try hitting her.
>>545750936Has it become even worse than preddit?I haven't visited SA since Lowtax dieded
>>545751035not in the face though, thats like keying your own car
>>545750859Yes, it's over
>>545750859Call her a faggot
>>545750859> My wifeIt's been over for you anyway.
>>545751035Waaagh!
>>545750859>Hey Reddit sometimes my husband breathes, what do you think?>Oh girl, that's a heckin red flag. Dump himYeah it'll be fine
My wife uses redditShe reads 'am i the asshole' threads and has greater appreciation for how healthy and sane our relationship is
>>545751119Have you ever keyed someone else's car for being a cunt before? Jesus Christ it's better than an orgasm.
>>545751035Gotta smash that fornix. Fronix? Qnterior or posterior. That'll get her mind right.
>>545750859I stupidly taught my wife to use AI on her phone.Now she looks things up all the time and reads me the answers word for word, which sometimes quote Reddit. Fuck me, I might have to break her phone or get her brain chipped so I can jailbreak it and patch her. When is the Elon brain chip thing coming out?
>>545750859Introduce her to 4chinz, particularly this board and /b/
>>545751433One time i pissed in someones gastank and put rocks in it but i was wasted so i just slightly remember doing it but i think it was also the wrong car i was meaning to hit as well
>>545750859>WifeIt was over before it even started
>>545750859It was over the moment she discovered the internet.
>>545750859yesfile for divorce now
>>545751268Kek! This!So much this!Mind rape herThen tell her to go back after she starts crying
Y'all love to hate on Reddit but it's actually a quite legit and awesome place for folks like us who want to know what's *really* going on, not just what *they say* is going on. Maybe if y'all would stop being so prejudiced against, oh I don't know, damn near everything you'd find out that the folks at Reddit are just as awake as we are here. Doesn't matter if we like to eat and drink onions. Doesn't matter if we hold different opinions. Doesn't matter if we're into the new Star Wars and not the old ones. Doesn't matter if we think most news isn't fake. Doesn't matter if we get super excited over stuff and act like kids sometimes because that's all normal and I bet you do it too. Anyways, alls I'm saying is give it a try. You might be surprised that a little onions is good for you and actually tastes good.
>>545750859yes as a german faggot you guys dont have any testosteroneshes going to immediately follow the hivemind instead of your leadershipprepare for being divorced and ruined now while you have the advantage.
>>545750859She's going to slip estrogen pills in your food and force you to transition.Is so fucking over for you
>>545752283Reddit is good for niche topics (what kind of keyboard should I buy?--shit like that) and shitposting. Go into a general subreddit and make the kinds of comments you'd make on here (even benign ones) and you'll immediately get ratioed by retarded faggots.Back when I had an account (for shitposting about a podcast I'd listen to) I made a comment about the absurdity of going home with a chick who dressed as a used maxipad for Halloween on a popular subreddit, and my feed was full of idiots talking about how cool it was that she was sex positive and that I was a misogynist (which is admittedly true, but not for that reason) and I said "fuck this, I made an account on a website absolutely full of retards and faggots," and deleted my account.
>>545752837>Reddit is good for niche topicsyeah but you can get an AI to sieve through that shit and aggregate multiple plebbit posts to form a coherent answer for your query in 4 seconds
>>545753053Yeah, I suppose that's true. Gemini keeps giving me objectively wrong answers to concrete questions though, so I'd rather read a consumer "report" by a human and not a digital aggregate.
>>545750859https://youtu.be/zroIcuZK7AY
>>545750859when i was growing up a male role model in my life told me to use reddit whenever i had random or specific problems. he told me that at 10 and i became redditminded in weeks. whenever i found something new like a hobby i would see the gay ass subreddit for it, and just spending one minute there will subconsciously import that lame terminology and cadence into your head. i wish i never learned about reddit. its so faggy.
>>545754918> i wish i never learned about redditI came to /pol from Reddit - the Mods in r/Australia and r/Melbourne were political correctness lunatics. One was clearly using a sock puppet account to troll me then immediately banned me for ‘hate speech’. The troll was clearly to Mod due to the timeframe.I left Reddit there and then and never returned
>>545755979And you still write like a fagget redditor.See this…You just don’t get it do you.
>>545750859just pm the admins from her device and call them faggots, and if she questions why she was banned tell her it's some range-ban.
>>545750940It's brimming with goyim
>>545750859normal because reddit is for girls
>>545750859Yeah that’s a problem. Stop it if you can.
>>545750940Reddit is like 78 Chimpanzees shitting in their hands and clapping
How is it I'm 35 years old and never been on reddit?My intro to the internet in the early dial up days was like this>ebaumsworld>iambored.com>new grounds Then I was in a msm chat room when I was invited to 4chanHow.did I completely miss the reddit existence?
>>545752283COMPLETE Bullshit/cope, might have been (somewhat) true 10 (15+?) years ago, when reddit was mostly nerds/basement dwellers.Ever since reddit became mainstream/flooded with normies (and even more recently since it went public) it has become the most sanitized/censored and normie-tier cess-pit of all online, it is no different than watching CNN at this point.Anyone with any brains jumped ship and migrated here, the last/only free and uncensored forum left.