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Lol
>>545760845nuclear war ahead
>>545760845iran has a nuclear program. you are welcome. moni plox
>>545760845KWAB!
>>545760845I'll tell you all about Iran's nuclear program.WE DESTROYED IT.
>>545760845As I recall the US gov doesnt have a great track record of paying out kek fucking morons
>there's no way this is re->it's realHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>545760845CENTCOPE is a meme
There is no nukes
>>545760845No one trusts this shit anymore. This has happened before the Luigi thing, but that old boomer working at McDonalds who reported Luigi to the police didn't get a fucking dime.We're not doing your dirty work for you. We already pay enough in taxes for YOU to figure it out, fucking lazy state and fed workers.
>>545760845aren’t iranians still cut off from the internet?Not aure if I should laugh or cry
lowball offer, i know what i have
>>545760845>>The US State Department
daily MAGA humiliation rituals for 2 years, get ready boys
>>545760845
>>545760845hello? yeah i want to report a nuclear bomb in tehran under a local kebab. i think the cook is a nuclear doctor
>>545760845RoflFucking clowns
>>545761066THE BEST JOKES ARE ALWAYS REAL ANONAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhttps://x.com/CENTCOM/status/2118856351858430019
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Persian_Oil_Company
>>545760845Based.Persians will supply the information, they hate the IRGC. It is time to end the Islamic's illegal occupation of Iran once and for all.
My word. This means the CIA/ Mossad is effectively routed out of Iran and they have no ground intelligence products
>>545761169>why yes i only consume zogged media, how could you tell?here's tehran this past halloween, look at all these sandpeople in their caves!in reality mutt goyslop has long reached iranian culture, they just dont want you ever to think of them as anything other than a third world shithole lest you dare oppose obliterating them
Do you think they'll ever come to the realization that all those purges of the intelligentsia and veterans with decades of experience so that the military's leadership is a bunch of scammers, retards and yesmen has birthed this crisis of competence?
The nukes are in Israel, more specifically Tel Aviv.
>>545761393Now you’re just putting words in my mouth, I actually used to date an iranian woman (broke it off because she was crazy and weird, also, she hated iran with a passion)My point was who do they think could supply them with this information?
>>545760845HOLY LOL
This is embarrassing
>>545761519No.they would have noticed when americans bribed local warlords not to attack them
>>545760845Impossible Trump said it was obliterated.
>>545760845I know I know I know !THEY STORE THEIR NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN ISRAEL ! ! !> THEY STORE THEIR NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN ISRAEL ! ! !THEY STORE THEIR NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN ISRAEL ! ! !> THEY STORE THEIR NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN ISRAEL ! ! !THEY STORE THEIR NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN ISRAEL ! ! !> THEY STORE THEIR NUCLEAR WEAPONS IN ISRAEL ! ! !I get the $20 million dollary-doos.
$20M? Is that current dollars or the future american-Zimbwawen hyperinflation dollars? They should request EUR/GBP instead.
>>545760845We really went from>Iran will have nukes in two hours!!!To>h-hewwo can anyone pwease teww us if iwan habe nukes
>>545761221Is that a ballbag?
>>545760845mossad sold it to them
>>545761704fair, i kneejerked because you are repeating a talking point pushed by kikes to "prove" that ackshually 40000 protesters were killed we just dont have visual evidence of the supposed mass slaughter because muh iranians are cut off from the internet
Yeah ive got the info. Iran already has 10 low yield nukes, safe in underground facilities spread over the country. Any attack on one facility will prompt a nuclear response on either the US fleet or Tel-Aviv. Which is why America stopped attacking Iran and is just playing pirate in the Indian ocean. Can i have my 20 million now
>>545760845Nobody will fall for this, you couldn't even give out your 2k doge checks
>trusting the US to uphold anything in 2026you'd have to be the most desperate retard to take this offer
>>545762240The US fucks over all their informants. Realistically even if you handed them a nuke you're not getting $20mil and the US will ruin your life just like they did to all the translators and informants in Afghanistan. Never trust the US.
>>545761056Lol.
>>545761136>Believing the official narrative But yes, don't believe the feds. Your erroneous reasoning has led you to the correct conclusion.
>>545762380didn’t they also fuck over that woman who reported whathisname that killed that insurance company ceo?
>>545760845It's fake. It's to try and get Iran to drop their guard. The US is pretending to not have any intel on Iran, which means they are about to bomb them. They've done this shit so many times in the past. Screencap this
>>545762402>Extrajudicially killedIsn't it judicial since the Taliban now run the country? Is this some weird cope about how they're illegitimate so any official execution is still extrajudicial, or do the Taliban not even bother with courts?
LISTEN UP, IRAN
>>545761221>Those are ballsMasterpiece of a show
>>545760845It's actually pretty smart. Been doing it our entire history, but it was harder then. Bitcoin and encoded chat... you got a stew going. No CIA pimp needed.
>>545761393How do they have monies for costumes and shit when their currency is worth nothing? Was this filmed in a rich area? Ngl, it looks very comfy
>>545760845Still waiting on my other payments to come through that the government promised, starting with the covid stimulus check that is running 6 years late
>>545762491>Screencap thisdone
THISISWAR
>>545760845Holy fucking shit hahaha
>>545763012LETHAL ACCELERATIONPRECISION STRIKE KILL CHAINSFULL SCALE TARGET ELMINATION
But orange nigger and all the golems in this admin told me Iran's nuclear program was destroyed last year
>>545761393pretty kino. but they are messing with Jesus atoms and must die
snitches
>>545760845admitting you are operating with zero strategic intelligence and with no diplomatic leverage is just madman theory bro.
>>545760845Snitches for 20 million who would do tfhat unprofiled though
>>545760845So they don’t even know where to drop the nukes?
>>545760845They will never pay...
>>545760935The opposite actually. CENTCOM has no idea where Irans nuclear program is anymore!>>545761136>lazyThats not the problem. They are incompetent hacks. And no matter how much time energy and effort they would direct at this issue the end result will be failure. So they are trying to hire someone competent to do it for them.
>>545760845Flood them with fake tips of Tel Aviv
>>545760845holy kek my sides
>>545761296love downies but someone needs to tell him to keep his tongue in so he doesn't bite it off landing on his nuts like that
>>545763389Since they lost, I doubt they will honor the 1 million for reports of election fraud
>>545760845Why did Trump fire everyone competent? I thought he wanted to hire the best people
>>545763361Nigger have you seen a map of iran? They were never winning that shit
>>545762443That's the FBI but yeah. The US military/CIA have a very poor record when it comes to upholding deals with informants.
>>545760845>please help we will pay youIt's absolutely pathetic
>>545762849their internal economy is mostly fine and they're very self-sustainingsure they can't import garbage from the west but it turns out, if you dont offshore all your manufacturing to china, that's not as big an issuein the west we face actual existential crisis should food import etc stop (not everywhere, i have a ton of local food production around me but the cities will become jungles real fast), its the same for everythingcontrary to what kikes tell us, iran is a developed country, i dont think its very smart to import mutt culture but they do, and shit like costumes etc are easy to make so if you understand the country and understand kikes lie through their ugly noses it's not that strange that tehran looks (and is) a modern city
>>545760845we promise we will pay, that grandma that ratted out Luigi for 50k and didn't get the reward was just a fluke because Biden was in the office and he personally declined to pay
How is this funny? Thats a hundred lifetimes of pay for any Iranian who is disgruntled. If I was Iran right now I'd be shitting bricks.Watch them find the location in less than two weeks.
USA got a MIG back in the day by offering a similar reward lol.
>>545760845>submit a tipAmerican tipping culture baka
>>545761393>All Hallows Eve>Shall we pray for the souls of all Christian dead? >let's dress up as grotesque monsters and cartoon characters insteadState of it
How embarrassing. I know believe that the Iranians disemboweled every Mossad asset in their country and they have nothing. Same thing that happened with CIA in China some years ago.
>>545763434but those aren't fake
>>545761393>they just dont want you ever to think of them as anything other than a third world shithole lest you dare oppose obliterating themThey do the same thing in the media with Yemen, they keep talking about "the Houthis" and "militia" as if they're in sandals and Toyotas, and not the de facto government of a country of 40 million.
>>545764154you don't remember being an edgy teenager?
>>545762380I agree and wouldn't trust it but why can't they just pay 20 fucking million? It's literally nothing compared to their budget. Is it even worth it?
>>545764154This is how most people around the world celebrate Halloween you imbecile
20 million lolEmbarrassingIran makes that in a day charging tankers nowSome Jew is going to offer them 20 grand now
>>545763084BYE BYE ISRAEL
>>545760845Our "intelligence?"
>>545765618>Iran makes thatthey are going to offer this amount to an individual, think of making what your whole country makes in one daythat's what's on offer, they are not offering "Iran" this money, but spies, traitors, those disaffected people they can convince. A hundred lifetimes worth of pay, a thousand.
>>545760845I think they could be in this area here. I'll take direct deposit, thank you.
>>545761356Chunkbros... ourguy is killing it
>>545761052You lost tranny
>>545761356Kek...I was just going to ask for a link.I found picrel in the replies. Fucking gold!
>>545760845Donny, their nuclear program is in Isreal.
>>545761386So what are we supposed to be nuking if they don't know where it is or isn't or was the whole uranium thing just an excuse for Israel to attack another neighbor?
Did we win the warDid we lose the warIt changes like every 30 seconds Why is it even called a war the president never went before Congress and asked them to declare itI dont get whats going on any moreIm so tired
LOSTIran's Nuclear ProgramIF FOUNDResponds to the name "biggest state sponsor of terrorism in the world".Call Trump at 1-800-USA-JEWS.
kek
>>545762849The only people actually suffering are the dipshits who live in fuck all nowhere. The water crisis in Tehran was pretty bad for a while but oddly disappeared once America started blowing shit up. The exchange rate is laughable though and I can pay all my mother’s bills for like $300 a month.
>>545761393That's not Iran, women are not allowed to go around without covering their hair in real Iran.
>>545761393Many of them are European-ish (in contrast to the Arabs). That's why Israel wants to destroy them.
>>545760845b-but..trump bombed all that..wiped it all out he said
>>545766588Bullshit. You know nothing about Iran.
>>545760845itt: zoomers having a stroke
>>545761136>We're not doing your dirty work for you.Are you going to go to Iran and start digging for a nuclear program, retard. It's obviously an advertisement for defectors.>But no one would defect against holy perfect Iran that everyone loves to live in and dindu nuffin.
Iranian nuke existence is a regular Schrödinger’s Cat paradox
>>545762849>monies for costumesToll for each oil vessel passing the strait. Maybe more net as exporting crude.
>>545760845>Do something normal and reasonable>Some retard on the internet thinks this is funnyMSM talking heads and latenight tv absolutely eradicated zoomer braincells.
>>545762977>government promisedMe do not even ignore politc vomit, so i do not know the lies.
>>545760845>Possible relocationThey didn't even bother trying to save you if you snitch LMAO
>>545760845Can't they just ask Grok to find it and make no mistakes?
>>545761052Strait status?Midterms status?
OK, I've got info.Pickaxe or whatnot mountain has an underground base which contains reactors and nuclear fuel. And that can b turned into a nuke within days, lieterly max two weeks tops.Its made of grinete, the mountain. Some say some fuel was moved, even to Russia, I think its still there and all else was a lie.I demand the 20 mil.
I hate this orange nigger like you won't believe.
Alsoz fresh intel I found out today, aplernetly there is a realtor Eisenhower gifted to iran still somewhere in iran! Some atoms for peace shit.The reacor is displayed somewhere, public, so now that you know it exists google it and find the location. I'll take 10 Mil for that info, since you're doing some of the work.Now, it would be scandalous if hussein gave the fuel... too many gifts.
So many many many gifts... Its only befitting US gives iran the nuke altogether! lmaoDrop one.I mean it too, I genuanly don't mind nuclear war anymore.
>>545767562>Possible relocationExactly.And after the IRG disembowels the snitch . . .no need for payout either.
>>545760845up to? poor dune coons are gonna get scammed
>>545760845I'm going to ask the Iranian sleeper agent under my bed about it tonight
>>545760845Its in tel Aviv. I'll take my 20mil.
>>545760845I was on the tinnies last night with bazza and he let slip they're hiding the nukes out spinifex ridge way. can I get the 20 mil in tens and twennies?
>>545761136the technicality they always use is "you didn't call the tip line, you called 911"but yes, no money for goyim
>>545760845I see where things are. No (((War))). We are kicking all of the replacement alien invasion out of the United States one way and the other. Kicking the United States (((goyvernment)))'s ass and killing it with highly effective creative kindness when we do so.
