PREVIOUS >>ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE>Hurr Durr it's not actually liveTHERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.>Why is this on /pol/?LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.>What Channel?
>>545762003Thank you baker!
>>545762003TYB and good evening anons
>>545762339TYB, and good evening to you too anon.
>>545762339>>545762525Evening to both you Gentlemen.
>>545762003tyb. too many white cops, this is gonna be the biggest snoozefest of all time.
>>545762003jorge with the chad-stache
good evening anons.>blue texas>blue alaska>likely blue mississippitrump done fucked us good
>>545762611yes, but will Dan top the cringest display ever broadcast on tv last week?tyb!
Wut up mother freakers. Another crummy show incoming. I love you all tho. Deeply.
>three 2 liters of Mountain Dew per dayFuckin based roastie
>>545762734i had forgotten about that shit
>>545764272we all did, anon. we all did.
Straight to the white folks
Base landlord doing self help eviction
>All this over graham crackersGreat work Dan. Glad I stayed home instead of going to my local dive bar
i smell weed
>She knew what the verbal arrangement was, lying thieving graham crackers stealing bitch!
>>545765348lainey molsaar?
Stale graham crackers are legit the best. Id be pissed too if my roommate threw them out.
In Idaho Falls they still play wypipo piano music
my dish receiver exploded along with a transformer across the street, so i can't watch till i get a new one
>>545765611Can't you watch it on Dish Anywhere on your phone?
Looks like a decent bar. Peaceful, no jigaboo music playing.
/opl/ is really comfy bros. rarely post here enjoy the threads and streams immensely. cheers for the island in the shitstorm of pol legends
these fuckers are up to something
>>545765716One of the only comfy threads left. Shows have sucked lately but we can still hang out with our frens.
>>545765653oh yeah, i used to do that during the beginning of this show, but i'm sick of streaming shitthis ep sounds slow as hell anyway, but i will stay for the thread regardless
>>545765705lol they were playing TI whatever you like and had a dance floor with the nightclub lights in the background. It’s still early like what up mountain time? Unless Idaho is pacific time.
>>545762003This is like comfort food or a pacifier for the Right. When the world turns on you , there’s always “On Patrol Live” to make you feel better about yourself.
people dressed like that arent buying shit in a jewelery store. why was she surprised?
>>545765960Fuck off troon this has been a thing for like 10 years at this point
>>545765409>lainey molsaarSaar did you redeem the trivago?
You guys ever consider prescription eye drops are just saline and some other bullshit that's really cheap? How stupid are we?
>>545765922was about 7pm.
>>545765922Checked, I didn't hear anything. I don't know what TI is. Yeah, they are Mountain Time. Bars are best early in the evening before drunken kids show up.
>>545766114>eye drops are just saline and some other bullshitNo one really knows how it works
>What I am saying is this>Southern negro babble
>>545765960truewe are like fish and Dan is here to feed us, but usually makes most mad, but we follow him anyway cos he's Jewish
Volume is no substitute for logic, yet some folx believe it is.
>>545766139Yeah tried saying 7 but must’ve autocorrected.>>545766155Checked back, TI is a rapper from ATL and that song is nearly 20 years old
lmao at foreigners meeting the American negros
every time i see this ad i picture the real police activity, like tons of people gettin arrested for social media posts
WE ARE NOW WOKE 2.0 USING A SLUR WILL BE A MANDATORY LIFE SENTENCE AND A FINE BLACK TRANS PERSON WILL REPLACE YOU.
this guy is so dumb but he's giving it to those cops
>Y'all hurting my shoulderIntroducing the new "I can't breath"
>>545766556>all the rioters are White>the lead cops are women>the crying victim is BlackSounds about British
Dumb fucking nigger. All he had to do was pay the tow fees. Now he’s a felon for life and loses all his gun rights for life. This is why niggers will never amount to anything but worthless dumb niggers.
>hit it right on the head
>>545766857>Now he’s a felon for life and loses all his gun rights for life.he'll get the felony dismissed and get 12 months probation, niggers have plot armor
Jewelery store lady definitely relaxed
>>545766857>loses all his gun rights for lifekek, you think this means they can't own a firearm anymore?
damn she's loud as fuck
>>545766300Checked again.
why is your 12 year old daughter on tiktok
>>545766984No he won’t. They don’t give you any breaks for felony battery on LEO. >>545767092Legally he won’t be allowed to possess a firearm for life. If he gets caught with one it’s another felony.
>united hoodz softball league
>>545767284You think someone who's been incarcerated has since decision making skills?
>>545767284>on teek tuck
>>545767305>They don’t give you any breaks for felony battery on LEO.lol. lmao even.
>The entire housing market is based on how far away you can live from niggers.
Are Sticks and what's his face wearing matching shoes?
>>545767283Lots of digits in here tonight.>>545766300>>545766688>>545766777 trips>>545767344>>545767422 crazy
Tom Rizzo is wearing faggot socks.
>officer sheboon speaks jive
>>545762729yeppers
Those nigs are back in NYC
>>545767422When you want the performance of a sneaker and the look of a boot
fatigued
>would you SHUT UPfatigue levels off the chart
>Pic related, it's an updated photo of the suspect who stole the chain
This cop has about had all he can take
KEK
>>545767677
>>545767677Moar doubs.
>>545767681That chain was actually worth like 8k in 15 karat gold with a 120% mark up “appraised” value of $18k… JEWelry is a scam and I used buy it and if you offer them cash they would’ve sold it for 12-14k. The $18k was sticker price that was insured and the JEWelr got paid that from insurance. JEWelry appraisals and insurance scams are rampant and Jewish as fuck.
>>545767682It's adult daycare. Body cameras and live PD have been disastrous for certain demographics and cities.
>>545767677That cop is gonna be back there in 10 minutes
niggers
>>545767985lmao we haven't left
Oh boy.
It's that same ghetto apartment every God damned time.
>>545767284someone here would go to bat for that
>Axe her
imagine the real estate values
Mulinix is going to drop an n bomb before the end of the show.
>>545767468are we winning?am i getting laid?can i get a single nights rest of semi-quality sleep and not wake up wanting to do some serious harm?
this faggot is so desperate to search the car
>>545768164Sounds like a (You) problem anon…
>>545767501He's the most based person who's been on that set
>>545768340>He's the most based person who's been on that set
60+ years and still doing cocaine. Just go to sleep at that point. No need to keep the party going until 3am
>>545762729>>545767548>it's Trump and not literally everything else - demographic trends, declining standard of living, indoctrination in schools, social media propaganda, leftist billionaire donors, election fraud, etc.
druggies are retarded
>>545768375he's best buddies with every Black perp who drives through his jurisdiction
Imagine being an alien landing on earth. An elderly crippled woman is being held captive at penalty of finance for possessing a chemical substance. And we employ people to document via bureaucracy this incident called a court system.
>>545768305Pro tip if you’re just a user then put your drugs in a magnetic key box and stick it somewhere underneath your car and tell the cops they can search your car 10/10 they will never find it. When you refuse the search and tell them to get a warrant, they automatically want to search your car even more and will bring the doggo to do a fake hit on your car and search it anyway.I used to know a guy who moved kilos of coke and he had a specially built box that was magnetic and would put 20 kilos underneath his car and when he would go re-up from his plug it was in a car he kept clean as fuck so if the cops wanted to search he would tell them yes and they would see the car is clean and obviously let him go…. If they’re searching your air intake or crawling underneath your car looking for hidden compartments then you’re already fucked and someone snitched on you or the feds already have you under surveillance.
>>545768164My sleep hygiene isn’t great but quality sleep is within your reach. Keep a consistent sleep schedule, do not use electronic devices in bed or within 30 minutes of sleep, avoid alcohol and caffeine before bed, and keep your room dark and cool.
>>545768595OPPs meant for >>545768295
>>545768438take the Lshow come class
>>545768595I kind of wish I were a drug dealer or user. I think it’d be really fun to come up with hiding places for contraband on cars.
>>545768636thats twice you're wrong. the L is undeniable and completely expected. and DJT has erred. but the US move left is happening w/ or w/o him. get a clue.
>>545768595>Pro tip if you’re just a user then put your drugs in a magnetic key box and stick it somewhere underneath your car and tell the cops they can search your car 10/10 they will never find it.>they clock you as a user and plants drugscheckmate
>>545768722Checked… No random cop is going to plant drugs on you, especially nowadays with everyone with cameras and their body cameras. However if you have a longstanding grudge with a cop they might try it. My dad knew a cop who carried a knife like 50 years ago that he said he would plant on someone if he decided he need to kill them on the side of the road but that stuff can’t really happen now.
>>545768684Depends how much you're hauling. You could put a lot in some cars. Tailgate cavity of a pickup would be my choice. But like anon said, if you ever get ratted out and the cops open it right away, you'll know.
>>54576887130% of cops have no dashcams, and 20% of cops have no bodycams. i will never consent.
That's one fucking retarded nigger
Holy Sheeeeeeeeiiiiit
>>545769040I agree with you in principle, but once you start acting like a roadside lawyer it just pisses them off even more because they know you’re hiding something. They can always bring in the k9 who just wants his toy and dogs are dogs and all it takes is the k-9 cop whispering the code word to the dog to alert and presto your constitutional rights go right out the window and they will search your car.
>>545768616true...i congratulate you in concurring the sleep demon>>545768696fool me once, not twice, foolMutt'merica isn't a serious nation,,it's full of subservient golems..these grotesque forms don't interest me, freakblobs get what they deserve
Kek, that nigga rushed B and the CT were camping right outside tunnel>>545769040Nice screenshot, saved.
>>545769191>>545769202I punched a glass window out and it cut my wrist to where I thought I was going to die and I ended up having to get stitches since I was less than a centimeter from cutting the veins in my wrist… Ever since then I learned the most retarded thing you can do is try to bust through a glass window or anything with your body because the showers glass is going to cut you to pieces. That nigger sailor diving through that window was dumb as fuck
>big Arizona ladycop butt
Officer neck beard wouldn't have arrested a nigger on some BS DUI charge
>Dives out window, right into cops' laps. >W-what, w-why, what'd, what'd I do?? What'd I do?? Kek. It's Bunifa Jackson from MAD TV. https://youtu.be/A5cOP947L1c
Fast Times is on IFC rn. Perfect tits incoming.
>>545769276>They can always bring in the k9it is illegal to extend a traffic stop for that purpose, no officer can claim to be unaware of supreme court decisions. it will be a lawsuit and they will lose qualified immunity.
>>545769191kek
>>545769489>it is illegal to extend a traffic stop for that purposeWe’ve seen them do that multiple times in this show with no hesitation what are you talking about?
>>545769489Yes this argument is exactly why so many retards absolutely get BTFO trying to pretend they’re a lawyer on the side of the road. The cops can “detain” you for as long as they want while they’re conducting an “investigation”…. People who bring up these arguments after getting pulled over are like they’re a lawyer arguing in appellate courts are like sovereign citizens
>>545769385it's funny when chuds think they have a chance at these queensshe already has multiple drug dealer bfs, one locked up, the other finna pull up
Uh oh too much seasoning
>Keranique
>>545769614>Yes this argument is exactly why so many retards absolutely get BTFO trying to pretend they’re a lawyer on the side of the road. The cops can “detain” you for as long as they want while they’re conducting an “investigation”key word being retards. i'm not a retard. what's the investigation? simple traffic infractions require very little investigation.
is it just me or this episode was (so far) unexpectedly entertaining?not too high but a solid 8/10
new mexico is hell.
Holy shit! It's the same kwik mart that was filmed in breaking bad! Maybe he's a meth head smoking at each scene location.
>>545769890The point is when they put you in cuffs and keep you on the side of the road for 2 hours nobody is going to care…
this twink is fighting hard
HOLY SHIT THEY JUST ARRESTED BOSA
Damn they beat the breaks off him
>>545769816very antique, mahogany name, with heavy scent of pine-sol
>deputy lamoureuxhow did this dude end up in the pits of hell
>>545762003NIGGERS ON THE FFOOOORRRCEE!!!
>>545770052Which Bosa?
Did (You) see the Dan Halloween Anchorman flute playing bit last weekend? It gave me AIDS.
>>545770186>Nun uh honey boo boo child I knows you ain’t talking bout my pine-solAnon remembers the pine-sol mammy
>>545770285Trying to forget that happened, anon. Worse than a loomer jump scare.
>>545769517Fucking thank you, based webm anon! I was hoping someone would post that golden kek.
>>545770285it was the decision to replay it during the main show that really cemented it as the biggest cringe ever aired on tv. he coulda just left it on first shift, but he was so proud of the bit he needed everyone to see it .
>>545769959close! but noBB =224 Yale Blvd SEAlbuquerque, New Mexico
>>545769952just you. i wish i were so easily pleased, no offense. it's trash.
>>545770451I saw it during the main show. It was so bad it killed myself.
coyotes really sound like shit. total coyote death.
>>545769959Literally AZ. Ghetto liquor stores & smoke shops every 50 feet. Degeneracy is sustenance/life-force for browns.
Man, I think I make okay money, I'm kinda frugal and save many thousands per year to invest. How are these 20 something retarded apes getting financing for $55k muscle cars plus modifications and all the other shit they do?
>that's SUCH an incredible story. WOW.
>>545769722>>545769977>>545770455More digits
>>545770304heh, i remember she had that big gap certain coloreds have
>>545770669Lots of smoke shops are getting shut down in the next 2 months since they nuked the “hemp” regulations
>>545770737I bet Dan trained him.
>Whiteif crime stats were real, White crime would be 5%
>>545770707I saw a baby blue BMW M2 brand new with carbon fiber roof, trunk, hood, and quarter panels outside of Dominos tonight. Who has this kind of money?
>>545770765No they're not. They can still sell Delta 9 but not 8, plus they still sell vape shit.
ventilate him. weapons free.
damn those cops were pussies lol
>>545770707I wonder that too. I’m in a similar position and am in awe of the number if idiotic young kids driving around in souped up muscle cars. I’m sure some have money but I’d imagine many are on credit. The question is; who’s giving it?
>>545770737>old pos Ford vs new GM
>>545770831All of it gets shutdown in December, unless they pass new federal legislation and most states have already passed legislation to make state laws compliant with federal laws… it’s over, it was nice while it lasted
>>545770818It's always shocking in my little town with 6 delivery pizza places within a 2 mile radius and inevitably there's a brand new luxury vehicle and or a riced up muscle car. The local CVS had a new Lexus ISF in Orange sure up in orange. It's either the pharmacist or the store manager.
lmfao
How.much time you gonna save by driving with the door cracked open
After his prior actions - fleeing, then ramming a squad car and injuring a LEO - they should be allowed to shoot him on apprehension.
Lmao damn they know they aren’t catching the dudes on the bikes
>>545770973gas stations and head shops here have been selling actual weed and mushrooms forever even though it's not legal, they don't care
>>545770818>DominosThey must be able to make a lot of money in tips by delivering quickly with an m2 :^)Seriously though, I have a feeling that people fail the basic math in the finance office and as long as the monthly payment is under $500 or $600 a month they will sign anything you put in front of them. >only $4200 down and $568 a month>for 360 months
>>545771008crackilacks must be opened, jack
Who the fuck is this cock suck asking questions? He sounds like a real faggot that sucks cock by choice.
>>545771254Where I live the police/sheriffs have already been raiding the smoke shops in anticipation of the new laws taking effect
>>545771303The producer. There's the camera on and other person there communicating with the studio and police officers.
>>545762003Lmao i went to high school with Christ mulinix
>>545771491what were the demographics of your high school
>Ben Fuckin'
We got a fatty here.
>muh camera
can you ask them to turn off the camera
>can you ask them to turn off the camera>can you ask them to turn off the camera>can you ask them to turn off the camera>can you ask them to turn off the camera>can you ask them to turn off the camera>can you ask them to turn off the camera
let him huff in peace
Prosty?
>The autist is nigger-looping Retards really believe that the second they bitch, the cameraman is gonna get all intimidated and run away while apologizing profusely.
>>545771533>>545771533It was in the nicer end of town back then when i graduated it was like 90 percent white these days its like visiting Africa
Dos huffs
His voice sounds like nicholas cage in leaving las vegas
this dudes zonked
>you were huffing in public>no I'm not hahathis guy is so high
peter pls
What is he huffing?
>>545771803Can of something. Probably an air compressor
>>545771803Sunshine
we cops now
>docu-men-terrythat's a central new york accent
>>545771803spray paint, air duster, nitrous, one of those most likely
>>545771803nothing, that's just his chest like he said
Dude keeps switching from chill, to stressed, to giggly & lighthearted.. Brain is fried.
Ah, Mariah is acting up. Show her
>>545771803FUCK (YOU) IT’S NOT ILLEGAL BITCH
>>545771952relax peter
>>545771916Galaxy gas was one of the worst thing to happen to zoomers… Everyone knew what whippets in the 90’s were and breaking a co2 cart into a ballon was a common thing, however those fuckers rolled zoomers selling galaxy gas that was flavored was a huge mistake and these faggot will never get charged because they hide behind “we’re just humble flavored whip cream merchants”
Peter seems like a good guy.
>>545771952all drugs should be legali penetrate to the mind of God
>>545772160my mom looks like this
air duster it is
>>545772160Damn, I forgot about that. Sounds like something only kikes or chinks could be behind.
>>545772222Checked.
>is this your inhaler
>>545772277yo lemme swing by ya house and say hi
science, finance, and fun
alright dan let's get back to the blacks
so this dude could have got away but chose to stick around and huff air duster 15ft away
They were going to have a huff n fuck.
>Treat doing literal fucking brain-frying drigs in front of random stores like a traffic ticket >Keep releasing him back onto the streets same day >Wonder why the problem is getting better I'm so excited for this kind of shit to only get worse...
>>545772404My guess is he was hoping Mariah would get released and he could get some action with her.
>>545772414He probably wants it huffed and sucked. Buffers like the suck.
>>545772425Make all drugs legal and it well get worse really fast
>>545772404he thought he was hiding
>>545772404I had to show my id at Walmart when I bought some computer duster to prove I was over 18 when I was just wanting to clean my computer
>be drunk>driving>see a traffic stop>drive by>yell profanities and slursBASED
>>545772404seems like he's the local retard. cops were completely unworried he might be armed or violent.
>>545772536Same at Target just trying to clean my projector and sound system and Xbox One and computer.
>>545772517Obviously. That's why I would never support something so retarded & indiscreetly aimed at further eroding society.
>>545772536>>545772556small compressor is a good investment for stuff like that
>>545772713I like the feeling of the can getting cold as you use itconpressor doesn't do that
It's a huff and puff episode. Formerly Dan and Rizzo
>>545772299checkedGod intended for us to use drugs or he wouldn't have crafted them meticulously by hand >>545772329i'll let her kno
>>545772713>small compressor is a good investment for stuff like thatjust watch out for the condensate
>>545772536It's like guns. The good people have to climb metaphorical mountains to get them while the scum can get one in an afternoon. American society today benefits bad people and penalizes the rest.
>>545772771obligatory
>3-4 beatboxesWASTED
>>545772891Topkek
>>545772933>beatboxesSuch a slopoid nigger drink. He probably had some Hot Cheetos and sour gummies right before that.
>it's peter's carlmfao
It’s almost end of it and dude is going to the crisis center
>methDoes anyone snort anymore?
>>545773202mariah is going to the crisis center
It was pretty upsetting learning the Baton Rouge and I suppose all the other department have veto power over what can be shown
>>545773296For live shit or previously recorded earlier in shit? How do they Vito live shit on a 15 minute delay?
>>545773296it btfo the anti-Dan narrative
>>545772891Lmao. >Buy some air horns >Pass them out to all the junkies around town >Notify the cops of who/where >"Leave" and film from a distance while hilarity ensues So fucking tempted.
>>545773363basically nothing gets aired without department approval.
>>545773364no it didn't
>>545772820here's a guy who condensates, or lack thereof
>>545773363>>545773364They have veto power and can tell Dan to not show their departments and since it’s on a delay they have veto power to tell Dan to not show certain things in their departments
>>545773363>How do they Vito live shit on a 15 minute delay?>How do they Vito>Vitokek. a department rep watches the live feed.
>>545773457definitely didDan wins again
holy shit they're roastin this nigga lmfao
>>545773296>Baton Rougegone Blue, i'm afraid
>dispute over graham crackersWell, ain't that a bitch.
Welp that was a complete waste of time. Trash episode.
