Breed Mormon.It's the only path left.
>>545766165Mormon women are whores.
>>545766165You have to wear special underwear for that anon.
>>545766165i want to but i think they don't find me atractive, gringas have an erotic aura with their big asses and blonde hair
>>545766165cuckolding religion
>>545766165>cristoFuckin hell.
lmao probably one of the biggest shabbos goyim around; tons of them are freemason jewjewcum slurpers, glownigs and literal cucks, completing the faggot trifecta.
>>545766165Mormon women's one defining trait is they're highly promiscuous, infidelity in their community is as commonplace and accepted as it is in East Asian shitholes lol.
creepy ass bonnie blue underwear jews but at least they're not catholics
>>545766165I went to Hill Cumorah once just out of curiosity, and one of the chicks in the main center was sending out signals that I think every Mormon woman without a husband is trained to honeypot nonbelieving men. She had a nice face and a thick ass, so I can't say I didn't consider it. Ended up going to the pageant a year or two later with a date and we snuck in some strong G&T's and then made out in a park. We ended up fucking on the second date.Thanks for getting me laid, Mormons.
>>545766261All women are whores, their entire role in life is to extract semen, if you don't like women you don't like women, you can just say you're a faggot.
>>545766165Mormon girls are nigger-fucking skanks, just like any other white woman. The only difference is that they also fuck samoans. Vidrel was homecoming queen at BYU.
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>>545766165Dear Mormons, give me virgin blonde pussy and I will convert and have 7 Mormon kids.
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>>545766165>Jesus Cristoo algo
>>545766165moronism is a hopelessly broken religion.
>>545766682This.
>>545766165They know what they’re doing.
>>545766165But they aren’t Japanese
>>545766514Nah mormons are their own power player, extremely nepotistic too, they basically are a weaker jew
>>545766165Mormons thing god is an alien and native Americans are Jews. Fuck off. your women leave you and go be lesbians and you get stuck in one of the most SIMP/KEK religion ever.
Imagine proselytizing vía jewtube ads with your own daughters you send to "missions" for 2 years of BBC training. WHEW
>>545766165hard pass
>>545768489did Israelites (Nephites) sail from Palestine to America and mix with Native Americans (Lamanites)? maybe. will the world end? definitely. will Jesus be involved in those Latter Days? probably. pretty simple religion really.
>>545766733Where is she now btw? That kid must be old enough to have had his first arrest by now.
>>545766165So many babies at my Orthodox Church. We're breeding too and we have a far more coherent theology. Mormons are welcome to join us in the one apostolic faith! Special underwear are not required and we drink coffee, and sometimes even beer and wine at picnics and fellowship hours. Pretty chill.
>>545768717they become Lamanites when they should be Nephites. they have always been at war with each other. becoming a Lamanite is the norm in America so not really surprising.
They just larp as trad wives.Deep down they are whores.Like all others.
>>545768639they need converts to have many kids to repopulate the Nephite population in America after their genocide by Lamanites in anticipation for the Latter Days and Jesus's return to Missouri.
>>545769043>13 And it came to pass that before this thirteenth year had passed away the Nephites were threatened with utter destruction because of this war, which had become exceedingly sore.>14 And it came to pass that those Lamanites who had united with the Nephites were numbered among the Nephites;>15 And their curse was taken from them, and their skin became white like unto the Nephites;>16 And their young men and their daughters became exceedingly fair, and they were numbered among the Nephites, and were called Nephites. And thus ended the thirteenth year.>3 Nephi 2:13-16
>>545766165nice try succubus
>>545766165Hypothetically, if a 40 year old blue eyed man had enough residual income to retire early, would he be a good candidate for multiple wives to help repopulate the earth?
>>545766165Did anyone else lose their virginity to the high school mormon slut like me?
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>>545769282
Sure if you like going to jail
>>545768750>did Israelites (Nephites) sail from Palestine to America and mix with Native Americans (Lamanites)? maybe.the Book of Mormon was composed in the 1820s and published in 1830, and there is no genetic evidence of their israelite-indian claim.>Up until 2006, the printed introduction to the Book of Mormon stated that the Lamanites were the "principal ancestors of the American Indians." Following the genetic consensus, the Church officially altered the text in 2006 to read that they are "among the ancestors of the American Indians."> Today, the official Church stance relies on a series of defensive hypotheses. In their published essay on Book of Mormon and DNA Studies, they argue that Lehi’s small family was simply "absorbed" into a much larger, pre-existing population of Asian origin, causing the Israelite DNA signature to be completely diluted, lost to genetic drift, or rendered undetectable by modern science.>The Book of Mormon does not describe a tiny family that quietly disappeared. It describes massive, continental civilizations with millions of people, sprawling cities, and massive wars spanning a thousand years.>f a population grows to that scale, they are no longer subject to the random "disappearing" effects of genetic drift that only impact tiny, isolated groups. Their genetic signature would be permanently stamped across the region and would be incredibly easy for modern scientists to detect.the whole thing is fallacious replacement theology >will the world end? definitely.so hopelessly abstract and vague it doesn't deserve a response.>will Jesus be involved in those Latter Days? probably.Prove Jesus.>pretty simple religion really.I said that it was hopelessly broken, not that you couldn't find some way to blindly and futilely oversimplify it
>>545766165Mormons = Freemasons = Jews
>>545770259you could apply this train of thought to any religion. they have faith to decide whether it's true to them or not. the idea the religion isn't logical and straightforward to follow when you piece it together is something that is pushed before the actual beliefs are picked apart when somebody mentions them (they're just crazy bro, don't even bother looking into it).
>>545769673>>545770522The oldest known physical reference to the words "Nephites" or "Lamanites" is found in the surviving fragments of the Original Manuscript of the Book of Mormon, penned between April and June 1829.Written down by Oliver Cowdery and other scribes as Joseph Smith dictated the text. Only about 28% to 30% of this manuscript survived because it was placed in a house cornerstone in Nauvoo, Illinois, in 1841 and suffered massive water damage. Outside of documents created by Joseph Smith and his immediate associates in upstate New York during the late 1820s, the words do not appear in any historical record, ancient text, or archaeological site in either the Old or New Worlds.Joseph Smith claimed he received the record from a resurrected ancient American prophet-historian named Moroni, who appeared to him as an angel.Smith stated that on the night of September 21, 1823, when he was 17 years old, he was praying in his bedroom in Palmyra, New York, when a bright light filled the room. An angel named Moroni appeared and informed him that God had a work for him to do.Moroni told Smith that an ancient record written upon golden plates was buried in a nearby hill, containing the history of the former inhabitants of the American continent and the fullness of the everlasting Gospel.The angel gave Smith a strict vision showing him exactly where the plates were hidden: the Hill Cumorah, located just a few miles from the Smith family farm.The following day, Smith went to the hill and located the burial site.He stated he found a large stone box containing the golden plates, Urim and Thummim (two transparent stones set in silver rims like spectacles, used for translation) and a breastplate.When he tried to remove the plates, the angel Moroni appeared and stopped him, stating that he was not yet spiritually prepared or pure in heart. He was commanded to return to on the same date every year for four years to receive further instructions.
>>545770522>actually there are lamanites and nephites. mormon was a nephite prophet and that's what they follow. Jesus will come back in the Latter Days so that's what they're betting on.>response: well actually lamanites don't exist, if you look at this archoelogical study from 2004 there is lots of evidence that...how the hell is everyone an expert on the religion and archelogy the moment anybody mentions it? you see this on Reddit and the internet a lot, it's very glowy. no other religion gets that treatment.
>>545766165i used to be a mormomtil i learned the prophet brigham young once said:"IF A NIGGER IS EVER GIVEN THE POWER OF THE PRIESTHOOD, IT MEANS SATAN HAS TAKEN OVER THIS CHURCH"so i left iti wont be a part of what satan has taken over.
>>545770522>>545770723nothing about this is sudden or new.the Morons have been officially backpedaling since DNA analysis was invented.
>>545766682>>545768585Ted Bundy loved women. He loved them so much that he made them be with him forever and ever
>>545766165Not having a virgin tradwife is a form of being raped.
>>545766165having your brown ass there would radicalize them
>>545766682>their entire role is to extract semenno you are confusing women with faggots anon.
>>545768854> far more coherent theologyThe Trinity is the least coherent theological element of any religion. And Orthocucks even manage to make their version of the Trinity slightly less coherent than the rest.
>>545771661Its only incoherent if you're an anglo or autistic (same thing). Is a family "one" or "many"?
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I've seen top right so many times, cheerfully popping onto my screen with a big smile to tell me she'd love to give me a free Book of MormonI would express so much semen into her relevant cavities
>>545771924It’s fucking many. I am not my children. That is fucking retarded. When my son says “my father” he doesn’t mean himself, he means me.
>>545772033Moroni predicted this.
>>545767964That dream has passed, just look at any of their YT channels, every one of them prominently features a melanateYou also need to give them 10% of your money, sing Kolob carols at church every weekend and still deal with all the schizophrenic tension between deeply fearing and wanting to be protected from niggers and immigrants while being implacably woke that's part and parcel of dating a white woman in the 2020s, even a sheltered one straight outta Utah
Hugh Nibley died trying to explain the Book Of Abraham. I was an Elders Quorum counselor before really digging in
>>545766529Wow, I wonder why that is?
>>545772077In the pre modern world the "essence" of the family proceeded any individual within it. Its why Augustus and tiberius called themselves "Caeser Augustus" and 'Caeser Tiberius" for instance. The family is a "thing" that comes first. Your understanding of "the individual" as a thing that exists apart from the root is a peculiarity of anglo-saxon culture. It is not a historical standard. For pre modern man the concept of the trinity was intuitive because it mapped on perfectly to how he saw himself in relation to his own family. It worked perfectly for most of history until you anglos decided that your individual desire to be a furry supersedes any larger essence.
>>545772077Are you a Unitarian? Mormons are usually polite as hell even on basket-weaving forums but Unitarians always seem to have a thummim up their behinds
>>545766165i come from a large mormon family. we were 100%nw european until my generation. all my dads siblings went on missions trips all over the world. me and my siblings are the only white ones left all my cousins are brown. all i have are colombian, mexican, and japenese cousins>>545768642yes they are, i can 100% confirm that
>>545766165What's it like living in Utah?
>>545772982Get arrested for giving a homeless man a burger
>>545768947lots and lots of divorce in the mormon church because they marry so early
Its weird how you mention mormons and all of the sudden kikes get upset and you get a million shills talking about how evil they are.All I care about is them making white babies
>>545773020That's a good policy. You feed a seagul, you get more seaguls.
>>545766165>American IslamYeah no thanks, I put up with enough sand niggers in Iraq. I'm not going to get involved with Utah Dune Coons.
>>545766514Correct. The modal cianigger is a blond, blue-eyed Mormon woman.
>>545773063The MQ is as essential as the JQ and the FQ.
>>545771661What about Allah letting his most beloved creation get assraped by a horde of feral desert jeets?
>>545774071They really rode the profit.
>>545774071its a prostate exam, totally legit.
