Previous thread: >>545770225Live updates: https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cmz98zxny9n7t
Damn, you beat me to make a new thread. My predictions:>Opportunity get over 5%>Neither right bloc or left bloc have enough seats to form a government>"centrist" party Opportunity is needed by either side to form a government>Luxon's words about not working with Opportunity come back to bite him in the ass>Opportunity decide they will talk with him about forming a government anyway>We're now in the same post-2017 election situation where both National and Labour needed New Zealand First to form a government but this time it's Opportunity>Luxon blows it because he's a massive retard, Labour have nothing to lose so they give Opportunity more>We get a Labour-Green-Opp-Maori coalition>Luxon gets rolled as leader of Nationalor..>Opportunity fails to get to 5%>Current coalition carries on but with a weaker National and a stronger New Zealand First and ACT>Luxon gets rolled as leader of National
results streamhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_96Mj95Djw [Embed]
Labour wins lmao
cheeky fucking australian stealing our election threads
>>545775682opportunity kooks won't get 5%, so sayeth Winnie
Based Hosking's stream herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_96Mj95Djw
>>545775711
right I'm locked and loaded with pizza and booze, let the dumbfuckening beginRemember, it's all theatre and nothing will change
If you're voting in current year you're filthy Goyim
Anyone want a cheeky hit of the P pipe?
>>545775839P for Poo, right?
>>545775813If voting didn't work, billionaires wouldn't spend so much money convincing us to vote for the parties that favor them. Also based Asuka enjoyer.
>>545775852p means poop and niggers dying
It really doesn't matter how sexy they are. It's always the same.
What are we drinking tonight, lads?I'm having some wine my in-laws bought for me.
1news just said " 3 gals 1 beehive"surely that was intentional
LETS DO THIS BUOYOSAnother normie stream for overseas fags: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2fwY0syZPU
actual votes https://electionresults.govt.nz/ge2026/
>>545775626excellent OC
>>545775894Jim Beam 7 bangers here
>>545775899thanks
>>545775896women can't help being whores
another stream if you can handle looking at Paddy Gowers weird face https://www.stuff.co.nz/nz-news/360847406/stuff-live-stream-official
Watching TV1's coverage in the hopes of Paul Henry chudding out live
>>545775839Yeah I'll clear it
>>545775899I'm assuming you're a New Zealander living in Japan. The Japanese barely give a shit about their own politics, let alone the politics of any other country.
bros
and they just made a 6 7 joke on 1newsim turning this shit off
>>545775969was going to watch that one, but I find him annoying. Weird choice having him there
First projection in
>>545776008Sux sivin
>>545775894Parrotdog poofta beers reporting in
How fucking good would it be if Chris Luxon lost his Botany electorate to Craig Stobo
>>545776008Nz herald had the presenter basedfacing in a thumbnail with the title "'electionmaxxing" or some shit a few months ago.
>>545775999
It's over.
>>545776053Fark orf the maori are cool, or the ones in Australia are anyway
>>545775894Cant buy stronger/fancier stuff in front of the in-laws
>>545775682Luxon is 100% rolled if opportunity become actual kingmaker. It's hard to know straight away because act and NZ first are doing the overhang thing and polls showed it working. Quilae isn't even really the leader she's just the front and there is a panel of 9 deciding everything (maybe she is one of the 9 idk), it's strange they didn't show is the 9 people
JUSTUST
>>545776094that's plenty fancy
>>545776023Chippiebros....Oh well, part of the national platform was guaranteed indian gfs. So it's not all bad.
>>545776053Whered you get this photo of me
I like her
>>545776103bullshit it's sub 50%, way sub 50%. That's fake data to make whites relax
>>545776094so many interesting snacks in Japan and you buy peanuts?
>>545776085I agree. I just like posting 'jaks whenever possible
>>545776152That's including muttsEuropean only births are 39%
>>545776144I always see this guy
>Auckland Central is actually closeunexpected
>>545776175Oh yeah it's like those stats where it's over 100% Filipinos probably call themselves European too
>>545776215this country is so doomed kek guess i'm doing what TPM wants and going back to Europe
>National 31%LMAO
>>545776154we don't goyslop down unda m8
>>545775992Even more loathsome, migrant with passport who got a Jap wife>>545776154correct, getting weird snacks is for yankiies. Need to go for groceries alone for that
>>545776085Nigger lover
Overhang status?
>>545776229Get a job only a white man can do and it doesn't matter how bad things getBasically the only jobs I can think of are tradies. Doesn't matter how woke someone is they don't want a woman or jeet in their house drilling holes and shit
nzf looks to be underperforming... bros..........
>>545776275Ok Ranjeet
>>545776235I wonder if that counts early votes. It might be from polling booths today and that favors right wing and boomers in general
>>545776283I have no attachment to this country, I'm only 22. It's been rotting since I was born
>>545776287Bro we're ten minutes into the countThey always count big city votes first
Opportunity 5.60% at 3.5% JOEVER status?
>>545776275seppoout of this thread
Never forget that Brenton Tarrant was a mossad operation operating freely using the youth of israelis. You have billionaires building lavish hobbits holes to boot across your countryside and you do nothing to protect yourselves against this all.
>>545776287Yeah no shit, Winnie is getting old and Shane Jones is too much of a black cunt. He said he loves eating rotten corn, look that up if you don't know what it is
>>545776304They started counting the advance vote earlier this morning, that's what we're seeing now.
>>545776304The votes you see right now are early votes. Boomers traditionally vote today, polling day, so they are counted last. Boomer votes aren't in yet.
>>545776287Correct me if I'm wrong but it seems like the Nationals, NZ First, and ACT are basically just three identical parties.
>>545776305You have it better than when I was 22 to be fair. I had the GFC then, jobs were hard to come by and poorly paid. How any retard can get a job, the only people unemployed don't want to work
>>545776342We do get rural early votes before city early votes though
>>545776347where's the whitebait fritters on white bread?
I wonder how much money you could make selling AI slop shirts to boomers
>>545776373Understood but the country i was raised in is nothing but an economic zone so no reason to stay
>>545776367Yeah National is the normie choice, so many people were raised to vote national and can't change. The other 2 are really quite similar although NZF is pretty left leaning at times e.g. they love dishing out money for votes. if say they're actually left wing in policies but right wing in their woke status
I love how worthless jewish AI is.
>>545776373>the only people unemployed don't want to workboomers say shit like this and wonder why everyone is eagerly waiting for them to croak
>>545776400Yeah that's actually fucking sweet
welp here comes the commie faggotry I guess
>>545776443Maybe it's different in Australia but here everyone is screaming out for workers, largely because so many have left to go to Aus. Fucking heaps of people just don't turn up like twice a week but they keep their job because 3x a week is better than trying to find another worker
>>545776499kek what backwater shithole is this?
>>545776342Interesting, if that's the case I'd say Opportunity is out because they had a huge push for early voting
>>545776499Idk man it's pretty dire. NEETdom isn't exactly rare here.
>>545776367National: Normie Liberal equivalentACT: LibertariansNZ First: Winnie, an egotistic wildcard of sorts
>>545776434interesting, thanks
>>545776514Southland, Wellington is probably different since all the government workers got fired but I'd say the blacker the places get the more what I said is true
Current electorate split is 42-18 to National, crazy how blue the country really is apart from the main centres shitting every thing up.
>>545776548Yeah but they're neet by choice. There are free courses, e.g. they can get their truck license for free and then get a job driving trucks straight away but they don't want to
Nationwide Party Votes - 7.9% of results countedProgressive updates of nationwide party votes as results from each voting place are returned.Percentage of vote31.14%NAT 28.45%LAB 12.85%GP 11.20%ACT 9.64%NZF 5.66%OPP 0.36%TPMAO 0.66%OTHER
Has qiulae had the WEF young politician grooming?
IIRC the votes in right now are the advanced votes
First for /ourlorde/
>>545776594That's because electorate is first past the post so people never waste their vote on the smaller party
FUCK REDDITORSFUCK REDDITORSFUCK REDDITORSFUCK REDDITORS
>>545776570based, I'm just up the road. What industries are crying out for workers? I could look at seek but you're on the ground there.
>>545776550Thanks. Kind of like how we have the Liberals and Nationals where the Liberals are for suburban conservatives and the Nationals are for rural conservatives. Of course we also have the specter of One Nation haunting both. Does NZ have a populist right wing party equivalent to our One Nation or Reform UK?
>>545776628The council of 9 mysterious people definitely would have. She's actually super ambitious much like Jacinda, very easy people to manipulate by teasing power to them
>>545776665Probably ACT but they're pro immigration. Most people here put very little thought into the electorate vote, it's all the main vote that matters.For example I can't even fucking remember who I voted for my electorate and it was under 2 hours ago kek
It's not Israel. It's Larry Fink and high-finance. Do you understand that all jews are the problem, yet?
>>545776665yes, NZ first but it's not as hardline as One Nation and it always gets cucked by the larger rightwing parties when it comes time to form a coalition
>>545776665Depends, are you also factoring in how much jewish cum they guzzle?
>>545776665NZF is boomer right wing populism, there's not really a right wing populism party for younger people (I still vote NZF though).
>>545776606I think it's a lot of things. I reckon many are stuck without a car, I reckon many can't navigate the dysfunctional job market due to the jeetening making even basic websites like seek unworkable. The rest is sheer laziness.I actually do think it's better to be a NEET at this point than do heavy physical labour because the medical system is in terminal decline. Imagine fucking your health in your 20s and getting rugpulled with no neetbux, no support and no job.
>>545776665probably NZ first in the sense that they're the only ones who want to stop infinity immigration but if hardly call them right wing
>>545776661Two words, data center, and another 2 words, the game
>>545776739Yeah it's true, it's easy to find an excuse and work sucks, but these people are lying if they're saying they can't find work
>>545776741...FUCK
>>545776725Israel isn't even home of the Jew, it's New York
Last digit is how many months paul henry bothers to hang around before fucking off back to the states
>>545776665The closest equivalent to ON was some rando named Leighton Baker / New Conservatives, but he never cracked over 1% before disappearing. In reality, Winston Peters (NZ First) is the populist option and fills the Trumpian void, but he is an unapologetic opportunist who will do anything to stay in power and can side with the left as he did when he singlehandedly put the horseface in power. He just loves the limelight and being the kingmaker on every election. Thats were Opportunity (similar centrists but complete opposites if that makes sense) entering the parliament makes such a big chance in the coalition talks
>>545776722>>545776728>>545776729>>545776733>>545776740You're politics is interesting, it's similat to ours in some ways, eg: you have a Labor party and a Greens party, but very different in other ways. The Maori party is interesting because we have no equivalent in Australia for Aboriginals. Probably because Maori make up such a large proportion of NZ's population (around 20% I think), while Australian Aboriginals are only about 2% of our population.
2026 General Election - Preliminary CountNationwide Party Votes - 11.8% of results countedProgressive updates of nationwide party votes as results from each voting place are returned.Percentage of vote31.10%NAT 28.29%LAB 12.83%GP 11.29%ACT 9.76%NZF 5.57%OPP 0.40%TPMAO 0.72%OTHERProjected total seats41 34 15 14 12 7 5 0
>>545776842>you're instead of yourfuck>>545776814ahh ok
>>545776842TPM also gets free seats in parliament because of the maori electorate which helps their relevance, correctly me if I'm wrong but I don't think any hypothetical aboriginal party would be able to get any seats even in a place like Alice Springs
>https://newsroom.co.nz/2023/11/29/a-young-browner-future-for-nz/>Soutar says Pākehā have to realise that the political and economic dominance of white people has peaked and is waning, not just in New Zealand but globally.>“All love to white people, but you know, their days are done. And this just happens all around the planet. It’s nothing new here. It’s about how do you embrace it. And how do you actually then engage with it?”>“Here in Gisborne, just inside the city is 53 percent Māori. The majority of this town is Māori. Forecasts by Statistics New Zealand is that 70 percent of Gisborne City will be Māori by 2040. That’s an opportunity. It’s an opportunity for a new style of leadership, a new form of leadership that’s informed by the values of a culture that is a little bit different to the Anglo Saxon culture that’s holds the power base in towns like Gisborne. And it’s time to disrupt that.>“And it’s time for Māori to change their way of thinking as well. Because the problem is we’re coming out of 30 years of treaty settlement with just a straight adversarial sort of game. And we’ve lost the purpose and the reason why we went down the track. So the people who were the leaders of the war, are never the right people to be leading the peace. So we need a new generation of leadership that recognizes the real value of the culture. Because it’s highly inappropriate for the leadership of this town to be anything but reflective of that demography.”
>>545776809If he's not in he's gone straight away. Same with Cuxon and probably Winnie. Sneedmore will stay as well as the Green lesbos. Not sure about Quilae, will probably get her old job back but still be leader on the books and have another go
overhang-time
>>545776888Not really free because people who vote for them lose the ability to vote for the normal seats, so its the same number except if there is an overhang but even then the overhang is a flaw of MMP, not a maori right to more seats
>>545776842the percentage of (self reported) maori population varies hugely by whether or not it's in vogue to be brown and exotic
based hosking putting the boot into RNZ
>>545776888Probably not. Labor and the Greens are both very pro Aboriginal anyway so they don't really need their own party. We had the Voice Referendum a few years ago which failed, so it looks having a dedicated Aboriginal organization affecting policy at a federal level is dead for the foreseeable future.
That fat cunt Bishop might just make it
terrible news lads, I already finished my blue V
Squeaky bum time for Seymour in Epsom
>>545776861Greens are down a lot, I reckon these aren't early votes. I reckon a sample of the votes done during the day today.Also I have never voted for a party that got above 1% lol and it looks like Animal Justice won't make it this time
right bloc wins.It's funny how these teal types that are invented with the purpose of eating up conservative votes with globalist lefty talking points never seem to anticipate that they will just eat up votes from the left. They're not hurting the side of politics that they want to.
>>545776842And their voting system is basically house of representatives and senate in one. Local member plus proportional representation
>>545777019We have 2 fat Bishops in politics, do you mean Chris or Tamaki?
updated
>>545776842the thing is that literally anyone in NZ can just call themselves Maori and then they are considered legally Maori, and vote on the Maori rollthe % of actual Maori who are more than like 20% Maori blood is probably unbelievably lowit's basically like if Brazilians started LARPing as indigenous Aztecs
>>545776960>Stats NZ says Māori population growth included a natural increase of 12,200, partly offset by net migration of minus 5,400. The estimate also included net inter-ethnic mobility of 3,900, meaning more people changed their ethnic identification to include Māori than stopped including Māori.https://centrist.nz/nz-birthrate-falls-again-as-maori-population-grows-faster-than-national-average
>>545777070>NZF closing in on 10%SURGE
>>545777070I'm gonna go watch the new Godzilla movie.
>>545776842>You're politics is interesting, it's similat to ours in some ways
>>545777067Chris of course, Tamaki doesn't have a chance in hell
>>545777054Yeah, I only recently learned that NZ only has one house in their parliament. It makes the job of PM easier if they ever actually get a majority because it means they don't have to wrangle the senate.
>>545777039That was deliberate, they told everyone to vote for Goldsmith. Even wheeled out John Key to try and get it over the line.
>>545777082Yeah but if they did then they wouldn't be able to vote for any party, they vote for some tribal candidate instead.It's actually a weird system, anyone into maori shit is on the maori roll, so when they're on that then they can't vote for TPM. So it by default makes an overhang. This wasn't a strategy by TPM it was a cope because 5% was impossible, their supporters were unable to vote for them which is pretty ironic
>>545777082We have a similar situation in Australia where there are people who are literally white and blonde but legally identify as Aboriginal because they have a tiny drop of Indigenous blood>>545777119I just need to start spell checking my posts
I don't think TOP makes it
ACT fucking sucks rotten dog cocks it's all the pro big business parts of libertarianism but fuck all of the social and civil freedoms. Seymour is a slimy weasel too, never forget how he sucked globalist cock during covid.
Bishop was supposed to lose by 10% if the fat fuck survives thats the bellwether sign that Nats won
>>545776888I theory crafted with AI a strategy to flood the Maori electorate and basically rig MMPEssentially if you could convince 100,000 chuds (evenly dispersed through the country) to all enrol on the Maori electorate and all strategic vote right for a rightwing "Maori" party you created, it would be mathematically impossible for you lose and you would easily win all Maori seatsI call this the Coconut Strategy
redpill me on Bishop? Does he need to win his seat or what's the go to there
>>545777211I hope not, I'd really like the greens to get less seats tho
>>545777130Kek. Brian Takami probably aligns with /pol/ more than any other candidate, even if it's technically his wife on the ballot.Chris Bishop is a pussy, he should have openly rolled cuxon, everyone knows it was him and Erica Stanford and that's why they were basically banned from electioneering this year.Erica Stanford actually achieved education reform that is extremely popular with parents and people in general but National never talked about it
2026 General Election - Preliminary CountNationwide Party Votes - 17.0% of results countedProgressive updates of nationwide party votes as results from each voting place are returned.Percentage of vote30.55%NAT 29.00%LAB 12.99%GP 11.06%ACT 9.81%NZF 5.36%OPP 0.45%TPMAO 0.75%OTHERProjected total seats43 35 16 13 12 6 5 0
I didn't vote, in my 30s and never even enrolled, I don't care who's in charge. But I am watching closely for the upcoming r/newzealand meltys
I hope Hipkins ropes when he loses again like he should've done in 2023. I'm so sick of this whiny libtard.
>>545777287It's childish but I hope the right bloc wins just to stick it to these arrogant retards.
>>545777216Never forget how he abolished smoko. I'm not even lying. He only managed to get it across the line before the Jacinda election and she quietly cancelled it after she unexpectedly became PM
>>545777287Yeah Redditors need to be interned in a hard labour camp by the coalition on day oneAll Redditors should be imprisoned for their entire lives
Why are people calling it if the current coalition keeps a majority? havent they learned how much Winnie enjoys being wined and dined and might go left again?
>AFC vs Phoenix is boring>Election ending up surprisingly boringfuck
>>545777287post moar of these meltdowns when they come in plz ty
>>545777301I can't believe he's still the leader of Labour. It just goes to show how utterly lack of talent they are.
Is stats NZ cooking the books or just bad at their job? I had a look at the "predictions" for 2043 and they predictions the Maori birth rate to still be 1.9 despite declining and NZ Europeans to be 66% of all 0-14 despite not even being that now
>>545777287Damn man I don't know how you go there, you can't even say anything without special woke karma and anything right leaning is instant ban
>>545777211nah they won't. fucking weirdo party failed the sniff test
>>545777287the ass hurt from there is glorious. I wouldn't be surprised if some roped.
>>545777339hows the (real) rugby going so far?
>>545777199
>>545777216Kind of but he was the only one against the gun laws after ChCh iirc
>>545777366They might've had something if they'd actually been a centrist party, UBI is an insane policy and I reckon it was a deal breaker for a lot of people
>>545777376Aboryan (Aboriginal Aryan)
>>545777199>>545777119Just thought the misspell was appropriate to dumbfuck Trump pointing to...
>>545777361didn't they get told to pull their fucking heads in a while ago? Very left wing organisation packed to the rafters with government gibbs grifters.
>>545777270yeah who tf was that guy they shitcanned for the failed coup? some nobody who obviously wouldn't be able to do it alone.... Luxon is toast after this election, no matter how it plays out
>>545777347Chippy is pretty good, he has an answer for everything cuxon says. He made labour way less woke, before him they were all identity politics etc and now they're a cost of living party.And even if he loses, he promised to stop the increase in fuel tax, National said they were definitely going to do it and it's irresponsible not to but then polling was favourable to chippy so they froze the tax increase for a while
>>545777337That would be retarded, if he can form a coalition with the right he will go right because he has more leverage on the right than if he was in a left wing coalition
>>545777287kek a lek
>>545777441>Some retard put money on Labour a few days agokek
>>545777301I remember he spat the dummy big time when he lost the last one kek. totally ungracious behaviour
>>545777376>>545777412
>>545777337Even if you assume Winnie will go back on his promise not to work with any parties in the left bloc/TOP, Labor and Greens would have to both go back on their promise not to work with NZF
>>545776367Not at allNational: Establishment center-right, slightly woke.ACT: Libertarian, want to sell off everything to the private sector and abolish minimum wage, anti-conservative NZ First: Natonalist. Left-wing economically, right-wing socially. Somewhat Nat-Soc.
>>545777441What fucking idiot made National a green line and Labour a blue line, that is garbage just from such an obvious oversight
>>545777408The boomercide teasing with their desire to taxrape housing just motivated a lot to vote for National.Seriously every fucking boom boom in my life has been crying about her.The obsession that generation has with housing just needs to be studied. I've heard a few anecotes now of people intentionally lowballing them with no intention to buy out of spite.
>>545777486TOP never said that they just said it would be a lot harder to work with them
>>545777479
>>545777301Does labour not have anyone better to run as the face of labour, he already lost once. He looks and sound like a dork. Luxon has the look of a school pricinpal or farmer you'd see at the pub. Hipkins looks like a teenager dork with aging makeup applied
>>545777479if ever there was a bloke who looks like he should be called Hamish McKenzie...
Great, now jizzraelis are ruining THIS thread.
democracy was a mistake
2026 General Election - Preliminary CountNationwide Party Votes - 19.4% of results countedProgressive updates of nationwide party votes as results from each voting place are returned.Percentage of vote30.14%NAT 29.41%LAB 13.28%GP 10.85%ACT 9.68%NZF 5.35%OPP 0.49%TPMAO 0.75%OTHERProjected total seats42 36 16 13 12 6 5 0
>>545777441People really didn't like those gangpad visits I guess
>>545777527Bros... abos look like that?????????
>>545777501Boomers kept telling me not to vote for them. I told the boomers it's actually in my interest to vote for opportunity because I'm trying to buy a house and I'd like prices to drop. They looked like they wanted to cry when I said that. Why the fuck would I vote to price myself out of their investment lmao
>>545777563Genuinely what the FUCK were they thinking with those? Even R*ddit was shitting on them for it
Fuck national man, hope the votes turn around
These are the only available parties now anondo, what's your choice?Aotearoa Legalise Cannabis Party 1,731 0.15 - - -Animal Justice Party Aotearoa New Zealand 1,097 0.09 - - -NZ Outdoors & Freedom Party 1,023 0.09 - - -New Zealand Loyal 921 0.08 - - -Women’s Rights Party 842 0.07 - - -Conservative Party NZ 776 0.07 - - -Vision New Zealand 587 0.05 - - -Alliance Party 512 0.04 - - -Free Palestine 425 0.03 - - -Te Tai Tokerau Party 418 0.03 - - -Total 1,103,666 71 59 130
Winnie's not gonna flip left, they'll go a third term at this rate and he'll want to be all over that.
>>545777609Why did TTT break off from TPM again?
>>545777557Have they done the thing showing the seats? I really hope Opportunity get like 4.99 or 5.01, doesn't matter which to be honest just enough to stress everyone out
>>545777287>NOOOOOO, you can't just vote for parties I don't like, this is a democracy
you guys are monsters, how could you do this
>>545777627After that woman and her son had a dispute with based JT
>OPP 5.4%sweatingman.jpg
Nat/Lab gap getting thinner at 20% in
>>545777408UBI was nuts and the secret circle of nine stank to high heaven
>>545777617Winnie is not going to flip left for the third time, no way that's impossible
>>545777228Only Muslims would be able to organise into a bloc that well
>>545777678the overhang m8
>>545775626Looks like the Boomers have won again boys, another three years of big business importing all the cheap labour they can
Current coalition are currently winning
>425 votes for Free Plasticinewtf /pol/ told me everyone loves those sandniggers
>>545777661Kek he wants sympathy because he's a long term bludger
pls keep the updates rolling in I'm busy watching nz suck shit at cricket rn
>>545777700Fuck that gay overhang shitThat only serves to keep National as the dominant power on the right.
i'm a immigrant here, i'be been here for 2.5 years and i voted labor in these elections lmao
>>545777713Lmao I was sitting in the booth seriously considering that
>>545777661kill all /r/newzealand users, half of those retards are seemingly on a medical benefit
7's are on the way. Rolling for TKD
>>545777601All the Chinese and Indian immigrants vote National and there's billions of them here now
>>545777691idk, if I could round up a bunch of gloriavale, trad caths, orthobros and neo larpagans maybe we could get to 100k
A poo is taking over my waifu's seat lads
>>545777750Greens deserve to win, chud
>>545777737In Germany where MMP basically originated they were having overhangs with like 100 extra people
>>545777744Fuck off pajeetYou do realise we don't like Indians?
>>545777737it's the opposite silly.
>>545777347Kieran McAnulty should've been leader. He would've been way more stern to Luxon's bullshit. Labour's failure is largely being milquetoast, conceding third way cucks letting NActNZ get away with excusing their failures. It really feels like they threw the election so that they won't be responsible for the global ongoing economic turmoil and then sweep in when we're on the rebound in 2029
HERE COMES CHIPKINS2026 General Election - Preliminary CountNationwide Party Votes - 21.5% of results countedProgressive updates of nationwide party votes as results from each voting place are returned.Percentage of vote29.98%NAT 29.42%LAB 13.53%GP 10.77%ACT 9.61%NZF 5.40%OPP 0.50%TPMAO 0.75%OTHERProjected total seats42 35 16 13 12 7 5 0
>>545777744Hey, the deal is you can come here and brown the place up but you better vote blue
>Nats about to drop below 30%uh, bros?
>>545777744lmao my first vote was for Winnie but ACT after that
>>545777809Oh fuck if chippy flips cuxon it will be hilarious
>>545777747Most are just foreign students, barely any have lived here all their life
>>545777627Maoris LOVE infighting
>>545777816I'm pretty sure it's only east asian immigrants who vote blue
>>545777781yeah they got rid of it lmaoif we get rid of MMP, the Maori roll will transparently just be a better voting system where the votes are worth more than the general rollthat would be awesome because it would lead to the Maori roll being neutered or removed.
>>545777408UBI is based tho. Homeless and poverty is detrimental too society as a hole. Having poor desperate people roaming the streets sucks for everyone. Providing a basic standard of living for everyone would reduce a lot of crime and violence.
What's it like ovah the ditch?>ausfag never been to NZ>still heavily exposed to anglo-white kiwis, maoris>lately there's been a shitload of Samoa/Tongan/Maori wave flags flying irl>they're still a tiny minority but part of the majority (foreigners in general)>yes I'm a Queenslander how did you know?It's wild to see them express such nationalistic pride while the typical Ausfag doesn't even give a fuck about their immediate family to a degree. It's even worse to see the other foreigners who operate on an entirely different level to whitey and islander alike. We live in a really fucked up time and place in human history.
Nobody win the powerball tonight please I'm letting it get up a bit so I can win enough for a deposit on a shitbox in otahuhu
>>545777821no one tell him
isn't it kind of weird that tv3 has a convicted criminal on the panel
Voting for the greens because I'm tired of both National and Labor. Fuck both Countdown and Pak n Save for tripping the price on tegal's chicken bites.
If National wanted to win all the electorates, the least they could have done is put New Zealanders in all the seats.My local candidate was a fucking pajeet, so I didn't tick their box for the electorate. Absolute retards.
>>545777898our welfare system is already buckling as it is
>>545777700>>545777737explain plz
>>545777287Me & the boiz drifting to the polling booth
OH NO FAT FUCK BROS THIS CANT BE HAPPENINGHutt South - Preliminary CountElectorate No. 15 - 22 of 80 results countedVOTES COUNTED:22,04827.5%LEADING CANDIDATE: ANDERSEN, Ginny 9,894 2nd CANDIDATE: BISHOP, Chris 9,504 CURRENT MARGIN: 390 PARTY VOTE LEAD: Labour Party 34.42% 2nd PARTY: National Party 26.92%
>>545777906ok mate, I promise you I wont win it. I give my you word
>>545777921Based, I'm a Greens voter in Australia. Mainly due to their economic policies. Neoliberal economics is evil and the billionaires and megacorporations are basically allowed to do whatever the fuck they want. >>545777904It's funny the way indigenous people get to do literal blood and soil ethnonationalism while everyone else acts like race doesn't exist.
>>545777927is that the guy in auckland? I'm pretty sure he's ahead>>545777921You realise the greens want to change the law to increase NZ's refugee quota to 5000 a year?
>>545777821That makes me think the early votes are starting to be counted. And also I guess boomers voted early on, first thing, and they voted national.As it gets about 75% counted all the lazy cunt votes will start coming in
>>545777921Greens need to inherit the earth, the only party that consistently doesn't bend over for billionaires. The major parties have no interest in the wellbeing of the average person, only that of their donors
According to stats NZ Maori are about to get outnumbered by Asians soonAsian ethnicities will increase from 19 to 33 percentIndian ethnicities will increase from 7 to 12 percentChinese ethnicities will increase from 6 to 8 percentMāori ethnicity will increase from 18 to 20 percent
>Botany electorate>everyone is voting Labour and National>ignoring one of the best candidates ever - Craig Stobo NZFirstFucking retards, I swear to God.
who's winning
Bishop and Willis GOOOOONE
How much Yank culture war garbage do you need to poison yourself with to come to this conclusion about ACT?
>>545778049AI told me that the early votes would start being counted at 9am today so I kinda expected the Infographic to pop up with 40% already counted
>>545778040Palmerston North
RUH ROH2026 General Election - Preliminary CountNationwide Party Votes - 23.7% of results countedProgressive updates of nationwide party votes as results from each voting place are returned.Percentage of vote29.70%NAT 29.69%LAB 13.76%GP 10.62%ACT 9.51%NZF 5.41%OPP 0.54%TPMAO 0.75%OTHERProjected total seats41 36 17 13 11 6 5 0
>>545777962tldr, party votes don't matter for national as much as you'd thinknormally the number of MPs is 120, but with an overhang it can increase arbitrarilyby strategic voting, you can exploit this to create an overhang for your blocit looks like the right wing strategic voting has worked this election
>>545778040You took in 135,000 migrants from March 2025 to March 2026, taking in 5000 people who are actual refugees fleeing persecution/disaster wouldn't exactly end the country.
>Random Australian commies appear
>>545778010Greens are pretty batshit and openly hate white people. Their economic policies are too good to be true, there's no way they could balance a budget they just don't have the financial brainpower to craft the policies. I agree in principle with their anti corporate stuff but there's so much other obnoxious bollocks that goes with it.
fuck I've eaten so much carbonara I can't get another beer down... out fucking skilled
>>545778180>but they're ACTUAL rapfugees broit's 5000 a year dude, indefinitely until they raise the cap again
>>545778164Thx. Been here (there) for over a decade and had no idea of that. Shamefur dispray from me
>>545778010Depending on your perspective it's actually even funnier than that. They do get to engage in blood and soil nationalism with caveats while also, as an example:>wirrasoy tribe warring with tikkabox tribe before whitey came>fast forward a coupla centuries>tikkabox tribe claiming wirrasoy lands with current cosmopolitan society agreeingThey can fuck over tribes or branches of their own race with impunity!
>>545777962It's complicated, and nuanced, and it only applies to this election only.It's not worth worrying about.
>>545778181Nigga I'm the OP of this thread (I had to change my id because the other one got region blocked by 4chan)
What's up dorks?Just poking my beak in, I voted today
Kek, lmao evenPROJECTEDParty Votes % of Votes Electorate Seats List Seats Total seatsNational Party 387,572 29.71 41 - 41Labour Party 387,508 29.70 21 15 36
can TOP fuck off please so the overhang drops 5 seats. cheers.
Israel is a distraction. Our countries are browner and more third-world than they were 10 years ago. It's because of this man and jews.
>>545778180Fuck off I don't want more africans and sandnigsWe all know they ain't talking about Ukrainian gash
ITS HAPPENING2026 General Election - Preliminary CountNationwide Party Votes - 24.8% of results countedProgressive updates of nationwide party votes as results from each voting place are returned.Percentage of vote29.66%NAT 29.73%LAB 13.77%GP 10.62%ACT 9.49%NZF 5.40%OPP 0.54%TPMAO 0.74%OTHERProjected total seats41 36 17 13 11 6 5 0PROJECTEDParty Votes % of Votes Electorate Seats List Seats Total seatsNational Party 391,549 29.66 41 - 41Labour Party 392,350 29.73 21 15 36
>>545778188While I agree that there is a bit too much anti white prejudice within some corners of the party, a few annoying SJW's isn't a deal breaker for me. As for the economic stuff, their not perfect but the status quo is failing us and we desperately need change. Everything is impossible until it's done.
I'm expecting labour to get more party votes but the incumbent coalition to remain in power, causing plebbit to have a meltdown as leftists again pretend to misunderstand how the MMP system works, making discourse impossible
WHY NZF DOING BADLY
>>545778335Whinney is captain Flip Flop and he's nearly 100.
>>545778328Please god that will be so fucking awesom
>>545778335dogshit week leading up to election day, and most of their base (boomers) don't vote in advance
>>545778335NZF always does badly, it's like their whole thing. they've regularly not even made the 5% threshold. id imagine they're fucked once Winnie finally croaks
>Thinking I was missing the semifinal game>Its the fucking foids gamePlease stop calling women's play a sport, desu
>>545778325I have more respect for a greens voter than a labour voter but I think you should look into the greens actual candidates a bit more, they're pretty retarded Chloe is hard carrying those multikulti dummies
>tamatha paul>julie and genternuke wellington already holy shit
>>545778432what happened to their child grooming pedo homo?
lmfao
>>545778335Didn't go hard enough shitting on immigration in the run up
>>545778450spewing and clawing at the walls bros
>>545778432If they had someone smart like Mamdami they'd easily get 30%. Chloe is okay but she's not aggressively leaning into the resentment politics and doing it right.
>>545778448publicly and performatively supported, then quietly shuffled out of the party I would guess
>>545778328We live in a post discourse world. A post election world where any result or speech is inconsequential and the powers that be will be. NWO train already left the station and is nearly there as per agenda 2030
>>545778450how are those 'people' real
>>545778450Its fucking New Zealand lmao, the most boring place in the universe (thats a compliment) how can these rebbitors cry about Christopher fucking Luxon?
Animal justice bros I feel sick
>>545778432>>545778489Greens is dragged down by their co-leader nonsense. I can't imagine I'd ever vote for them but they'd be doing so much better if they just put Chloe front and centre instead of making her share space with the other retard.
>>545778489The entire country has watched her grow from a precocious schoolkid into a smarmy wellington bureaucrat. The entire country knows she's never had a job and doesn't actually know what life is like outside of political handjobbery
Mike looks physically sick having to talk to the gay mexican
Imagine the Reddit seethe if TOP ended up in a fucking coalition with the right bloc.
>>545775626Duel
>>545778531They're neet parasites (like me) and shit has gotten harder the last three years. They're going to absolutely buckbreak the sickness benefit because too many cunts are on it.
new breadu onegai shimasi
>>545778538NONONONONO animaljusticebros... we got too cocky.
God I fucking hate Ricardo Minendez March
>>545778574will be minority with confidence and supply from top (worst case)
Is Seymour at Headquarters again? I hate that place
>>545778551the co-leader hypocrisy stunk pretty bad>it's got to be a male and a female... Until two girls get in and change the rules for themselves tee hee hee
>>545778563But enough about luxon
posting in a epic zealand
>>545778448>The Social Media Posts: Screenshots from a private historical/alternate Instagram account belonging to non-binary Green MP Benjamin Doyle—which used the handle @biblebeltbussy—were surfaced and amplified on social media. One post featured a photo of Doyle's own child with the caption "bussy galore">The Green Party’s Response: Green Party co-leaders (such as Chlöe Swarbrick and Marama Davidson) defended Doyle, stating that the term was a queer subcultural in-joke/slang rather than anything sexualized, and condemned the backlash as a coordinated smear campaign. They noted that Doyle faced a "tsunami of hate," hundreds of graphic death threats, and harassment requiring police intervention.Just quietly resigned then it's all down the memory hole you hateful bigot
2026 General Election - Preliminary CountNationwide Party Votes - 26.7% of results countedProgressive updates of nationwide party votes as results from each voting place are returned.Percentage of vote29.53%NAT 29.84%LAB 13.90%GP 10.55%ACT 9.44%NZF 5.38%OPP 0.57%TPMAO 0.75%OTHERProjected total seats41 36 17 13 11 6 5 0
>>545778657notice me big strong ameriman
>The Animal Justice Party Aotearoa New Zealand (AJP) is a registered political party in New Zealand. The party advocates non-violence towards animals, sustainability, and a move away from animal-based agriculture.Is there even a realistic way for NZ's economy to wean itself off of animal agriculture or are we forever doomed to be a big farm for the world's wealthy?
>>545778657
>>545778657not as good as vegemite
>>545778657shant
>>545778653>luxon is a career politician
>>545778672>TPMAO
>>545778707you're not supposed to say the quiet part out loud
mmm coagulated onions sauce
new thread?
>>545778699That's tough, I'd love a world without animal exploitation but so much of NZ (and Australia's) economy's are built on it. The least we could do is improve conditions on farms and stop the rampant abuse and torture common in the meat/dairy industries.
>>545778450
so this is a hilarious own goal from National right?
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>>545778675Hello. Yes in my country, news ealand is regarded very highly. Much better than australia and others>>545778731Did you just reply to yourself??
2026 General Election - Preliminary CountNationwide Party Votes - 28.1% of results countedProgressive updates of nationwide party votes as results from each voting place are returned.Percentage of vote29.40%NAT 29.96%LAB 13.99%GP 10.49%ACT 9.41%NZF 5.38%OPP 0.58%TPMAO 0.75%OTHERProjected total seats41 36 17 13 11 6 5 0
>>545778849
>>545777904I live in Dunedin, supposedly a very white city, and I'm seeing a lot more wogs compared to pre-covid, especially in the younger demographic. Not just islanders, but like darkie schoolkids wearing hijabs and shit. Even seen a few sub-saharan Africans around. The adults you mostly see working unskilled jobs - maccas, courier drivers, etc. Really wasn't expecting to see such rapid demographic change this far south. Sad stuff.
>>545778335Because Winnie is a lying charlatan
>>545778731>>545778707trvke + based samefagger
>>545778489>Someone smart like that Pakistani retard propped up by InstathotsBack to Plebbit please
>>545778574Act are antithetical to them tho. one taxes land the other makes our economy into a rentier parasitic economy
Act are literally liberal israeli party idk how anyone rw votes for them. obviously we have shit options but like cmon
>>545776892>The majority of this town is MāoriAnd it's a shithole run by gangs and swimming in meth. very sad many such cases.
Labour Ladyboy.
>>545778110I seem to remember last time or maybe 2 elections ago the special votes kept coming in late. They really should be counted first.Maybe they're even deliberately drip fed so the %s stay relatively the same and people don't get mad when the left side loses its share over the following hours
>>545779843Master troll, that's the same dress as Jacindas infamous bulge dress
>>545779341Sneedmore wears a Ukrainian flag too
>>545778892Chippy done it, the mad bastard flipped luxon
>>545778764Hell yeah someone bake it, I'm fone phagging
>>545778538We're in the elite club. The highest IQ band. Our votes literally counted (also I voted close to closing so there is at least 1 more to go)
>>545777920Tv1 I thought
>>545779341Fuck off back to the gutter, Minto
>>545780541Hey wtf there's another thread
>>545779141So no difference to Australia, North America, and Europe?
