Why wouldn't you legally change your name if you invade another country, want to breed, and discover your name means excrement?
>"And chud, do you take p... p... pooja, to be your lawfully..."
>>545778233>poojain the pooja>finance yours to spend.
>>545778390fhritp
>>545778233Indians have some terrible names. Imagine being named POOja. They are definitely not beating the allegations.
>>545778233>and discover your name means excrementIt's a source of their pride
>>545778480and they supposedly "know" english, too! i could see if it was a chinese phonetic name or something. but they do know what it means
>>545778233The problem is that pooja (puja) is an ancient Sanskrit word that predates English by at least a thousand years so they're unlikely to change it, in fact YOU need to change YOUR words, newbie
>>545778666found poojeet
>>545778480Literally had a maths teacher in HS named Poonam
>>545778233>30Old roast, the children will be born retarded in some way
>>545778666The brits gave them ancient Sanskrit they knew nothing about it before them so that excuse is bullshit. Indians are just larpers they have zero connection to the past beyond what was given by the anglo.
>>545778666So, you're saying we named poo after you?
>>545779194Exactly. Almost all of their history is rebadged English history. The words themselves are a give away. Sanskrit just means sans script, illiterate or oral history. Shit eating and shit-flinging festivals are of course pooja. Generally the etymologies are very simple. Izzatt is "it's that", from "It's that thing called honour", a common 19th Century expression explaining duels.A lot of the life story of Gautama Buddha seems to have been lifted directly from a copy of the New Testement. Maybe Mathhew's Gospel, passing through an oral stage and being written down again. Presumably at roughly the same time, late 18th or early 19th Century.Then all these things are given a patina of great age. Centuries. Millenia. But they aren't. It is just Indians garbling things like they do code.
>>545781116>Shit eating and shit-flinging festivals are of course pooja. >>Generally the etymologies are very simple. Izzatt is "it's that", from "It's that thing called honour", a common 19th Century expression explaining duels.@grok, is this true?!
>>545778233i’ve been with my girlfriend for 6 years and now she’s about to turn 33 and has decided she wants kids wtf is wrong with women honestly
>>545781570lately i've been seeing a lot more 42-45s who still have 'wants kids'. maybe they've just been on bumble for 10 years and forgot their profile says that, but i still try not to waste their time
>>545781570She always wanted kids are you retarded, all women have a singular mission in life
>>545778233Need dat poonani
>>545778233I will stick my doodle in her pooja, if you know what I mean.
>>545778233>legally change your nameanon, changing your name makes you a criminal in the eyes of the state, thats why no one does it>>545778666sirs
>>545778233>poo in the loo>picks blurry pic
>>545779029I had my kids at 31 and 33 and they came out smart as fuck and white as hell.
>>5457782335"8better luck next life honey.
>>545789849age becomes a teratogen from women above like 38 and men above 45.
does pooja know the hindi word for toilet?
>>545778233>virgoX
>>545778233>PoojaWut?
Whose gonna tell him
>>545778233Sheetdeep Pooja
>>545778233At 30...fuck no. Not with my enemies dicks would I force that suffering on another man to endure a mewling dry salt spinster.>>545778390Finance isn't a great career choice. A.i. is in there next after programming
>>545778666That's a poojeet in Auckland
