/nzpol/New Zealand Election Night Special Thread #2Opening up the polls we have:National: 41 seatsLabour: 36 seatsGreen: 17 seatsACT: 13 seatsNew Zealand First: 11 seatsOpportunity: 6 seatsTea Party Maori: 5 seats What are your predictions?What are we all drinking tonight?
>>545778775zhang reporting in
My predictions:>Opportunity get over 5%>Neither right bloc or left bloc have enough seats to form a government>"centrist" party Opportunity is needed by either side to form a government>Luxon's words about not working with Opportunity come back to bite him in the ass>Opportunity decide they will talk with him about forming a government anyway>We're now in the same post-2017 election situation where both National and Labour needed New Zealand First to form a government but this time it's Opportunity>Luxon blows it because he's a massive retard, Labour have nothing to lose so they give Opportunity more>We get a Labour-Green-Opp-Maori coalition>Luxon gets rolled as leader of Nationalor..>Opportunity fails to get to 5%>Current coalition carries on but with a weaker National and a stronger New Zealand First and ACT>Luxon gets rolled as leader of National
These threads have been comfy AF I'll be sad when this is over.
>Every time more votes come in TOP drops by 0.01%this is going to be tight as fuck
>>545778775OP here. i'm trans btw if that matters, but also i cannot fucking HELP BUT SUCKING EVERY DICK I COME ACROSS.
I can see his nipples https://www.youtube.com/live/irMgYQ_a-eY
>>545778775Smirnoff, think it's gonna be the labor. Just want Green to be a sizeable faction in their coalition.
>>545778857I used to make these threads during covid lockdowns, shit was comfy asf, I miss those days.
2026 General Election - Preliminary CountNationwide Party Votes - 28.2% of results countedProgressive updates of nationwide party votes as results from each voting place are returned.Percentage of vote29.41%NAT 29.95%LAB 13.98%GP 10.49%ACT 9.41%NZF 5.38%OPP 0.58%TPMAO 0.75%OTHERProjected total seats
>>545778878His haircut looks more autistic than usual
What are some actual changes you boys reckon will happen if left, what if right?
>>545778913NIghly /nzg/ threads stayin' up latebetter times
>Do nothing right for 3 years>greens and labour are so retarded they still losesurreal
I would have voted top/labour if labour had stood against the free unlimited jeet deal with India and the mandatory ID checks to use the internet social media bill
>>545778937fuck all
>>545778937If the left wins I'm gonna try and get a cushy public services job.
If N/ACT/NZF loses a single MP they need Opportunity>>545778937This is NZ m8, nothing ever happensWell, they will split the main supermarket company lmao
>>545778937More immigration, more taxes
>>545778937More indiansThe future sure is bright
>>545778913I member
>>545778937As much as I hate the NZ left, if they get in, it might make my job easier. Because I work for a state-owned enterprise.
>>545778937Either way its gonna be> Trillion more jeets> Under 16 social media ban and ID verification for everyone
>>545778960You'll fucking hate it unless you're a lazy brown or smug homo
>>545778952>the facists are winning american media influence has been a disaster for our country
imagine if the votes were perfectly tied?
>>545779018Even if I hate it I'd probably get paid 30k more per year minimum compared to my current job so I'd just deal with it
>>545778937there will be no real change of course. you may see a slight reduction in cost of living to keep the plebs quiet, but thats about it.
>>545778976>>545778984If Labour doesn't bother to negotiate the free trade / immigration agreements that Luxon and Seymour were seeking then long term it probably means less immigration.
>>545778950People really seem to be overlooking that hipkins is such a dithering charisma vacuum he made luxon look good enough to be PM. He's jacinda's purse dog and it's a miracle he's clung to the scraps of power this long.
>>545779043confidence and supply or second election
Some overhang harry potter magic shit just happened and the coalition are 1 MP UNDER MAJORITYOppo are kingmakers now. You read it here first
Drinking an apple scrumpy. I reckon Labour will win and get in be the skin of their teeth
>>545779004I live in northland so the government and it's particular makeup is completely academic to me
>Infinite immigration is good only if you vote for the correct party
>>545778937There is no right wing in New Zealand politics. Just different brands of liberalism. Talking about left and right in New Zealand politics is meaningless nonsense.
>>545779086to be fair luxon is a bit of an empty suit and barely clinging on himself, both will be gone in six months
>>545779043In this instance, it goes to a 12 round fight behind pack n' save for the PMs seat
>>545779110moot point, TOP are headed for sub-5% oblivion
>>545779124Yeah the price of fuel doesn't mean anything to you when you ride a horse to work.
>>545779177And then whos in charge? name a single Nat/Lab politician with an ounce of charismaPM Erica Stanford? lmao
>Seymour already soft launching NAT+ACT+NZF+TOPlol
>waitaki electorate> National winning>Labour close second>Michael Laws way back in 3rdFuck sakes. Just goes to show that the National/Labour duopoly is still in full force. Fuck you Waitaki you boomer fucks.
>>545779086I think labor is ashamed of the jacinda era and has been in the process of clearing house her influence. She had cult like fanaticism and the party was hysterical about maorislop politics.He's there to basically be bland and boring for the rebrand. After this election if he loses they'll dump him for someone new.Q even being a thing is Jacinda nostalgia. That sort of politics isnt welcome anymore for the big parties. Too much longhousing really doesnt work when there's cratering public trust in the government.So I don't actually think Labor will spend as much as people think, and they'll quietly keep on killing off and sidelining maori nationalist politics.
>>545779110aaaackkkkk
>>545779199I dont think so Tim, they are back over 5.4%
>>545779177God willingCan't stand either of them
>>545779204a horse? in this economy?
>>545779125>Mt Roskill>quick demographic changeHasn't that suburb been heavily Indian for years?
>>545779223not that he was ever that strong of a candidate but Chris didn't exactly do anything to help his cause this week
In New Zealand, women cold approach you.
>>545779183I believe the rules have changed and it's now a king-hit penalty shootout
>>545779240they started out close to 6%
>>545779125>Mt Mumbai
>>545779230>Q even being a thing is Jacinda nostalgia
>>545779288No they didnt anondo. Ive been here since the beggning
>>545779230>they'll quietly keep on killing off and sidelining maori nationalist politicsI'm sure they want to because it's political poison, but kinda hard when you need those seats
Bbc news was shilling some "new centrist party" lead by an asian woman or somethingI assume this is astroturfed to fuck
>>545779250>both National and Labour canditates don't even live in Waitaki>Laws does>Laws has his own radio show and is on the local council>Boomers still tick red or blue anyway just because
>>545779288>>545779314I mean they were on 5.3 territory and are bouncing again
>>545778775so who do your jeets vote for?
>>545778878Their posts continue to ignore the jewish problem. Which suggests the NZ threads to be completely botted.
>>545779326they are astroturfed by our media too but unfortunately it's looking possible they might be kingmakers tonight
2026 General Election - Preliminary CountNationwide Party Votes - 30.8% of results countedProgressive updates of nationwide party votes as results from each voting place are returned.Percentage of vote29.39%NAT 29.90%LAB 14.05%GP 10.51%ACT 9.36%NZF 5.42%OPP 0.58%TPMAO 0.76%OTHERProjected total seats41 36 17 13 11 7 5 0
I want Qiulae Wong to peg me
Why does anyone rw vote for act they are liberal israeli party. for wanting to lock up more little maori naughty boys?
>>545779314they were on like 5.8% when I started watching on 1news
Wong is a WOULD from me. But I acknowledge my standards are lower than average
is TOP election hq in a garage
>>545779350retarded national party candidates that shore up the vote literally just for being indian
>>545778775Summon the energy boys
>>545779350probably pretty split. some get told national is racist so they vote labour. then their mum gets bashed when the dairy gets robbed, so they vote national
Whatever the overall results the best possible outcome of Chris Bishop losing his seat and being out of parliament looks like it is happening. We will finally not have to see that greasy, corrupt, low IQ, nepo baby in parliament again.
i didnt vote but if i did it would have been for the womyns rights party
>>545779411thats the Eden Park world cup room
>twinty twinty
>>545779398yes, but they are no longer falling. They are back to 5.42%It will be mightily close though
>>545778775i think a by election for the mayor of a small town in latvia would have as much consequence on the world lmao
2 votes Winnie :)
>>545779350The Indian on the ballot or national, maybe act if their dairy got robbed recently.
>>545779432>when the dairy gets robbedwho's doing the robbing?
>>545779431
>>545779437Willis being out works for me too
>>545779398and someone pointed out they had a big early voting push so they were probably pretty front loaded. The long and short of is they've dropped near 1% and we aren't even a third of the way counted
I want TOP comfy UBI so i can NEET
>>545779437He was supposed to be routed out but hes still in the fight. Doesnt look good thoughHutt South - Preliminary CountElectorate No. 15 - 31 of 80 results countedVOTES COUNTED:25,18238.8%LEADING CANDIDATE: ANDERSEN, Ginny 11,434 2nd CANDIDATE: BISHOP, Chris 10,619
>just keep adding seats that will fix things
Nats would be in a better position right now if they embraced the overhang strategy but HQ were like>nooooooooooo we must save nicola willis!!!!!
Know nothing about the Opportunity party but wong is kinda cute wish she was a proper new Zealander sorry sweetheart
>>545779453Well fuck out of our thread amerishit
>>545779469Maori I think
what policy promises can TOP realistically get out of LAB or NAT if they need them anyways? Surely UBI is off the table but what else would they be aiming for?
>>545779492>>nooooooooooo we must save nicola willis!!!!!they never said that. they forbade willis and bishop from campaigning as punishment for trying to roll cucxon
>>545779469Samoan
>>545779437weird puff piece on him in the news the other day... I mean it was really just a smear piece on the party as a whole but was framed like it was supposed to be making him look good. I wonder who paid for that
What's this "overhang" thing?I know you have local electorates, but the parties also get extra members from a list in proportion to their share the vote
2026 General Election - Preliminary CountNationwide Party Votes - 31.9% of results countedProgressive updates of nationwide party votes as results from each voting place are returned.Percentage of vote29.41%NAT 29.85%LAB 14.07%GP 10.53%ACT 9.34%NZF 5.43%OPP 0.58%TPMAO 0.76%OTHERProjected total seats41 36 17 13 11 7 5 0How Parliament would lookLIVE31.7% counted58 Labour bloc66 to governNational bloc 65
>>545779522even Q doesn't know what TOP's policies are
>>545779511Am I right that the Normans have been in England longer than the Maori have been in NZ?
>>545779480>he thinks he's getting what a politician promised oh my sweet summer child
sex with an incredibly nervous Q
>>545779522some frilly clean ocean policy is about the most they can expect
>>545779522literal nothing theyre just tryna build themselves up to become a proper third party
>>545778845Explain to me like I'm a burger... Is this a good thing for kiwianons?
Who is this mystery zesty graph man with the ambiguous accent
>>545779574i have no faith in liberal democracy chinas model is far superior
>>545779592You are a nothingburger so far
Looks like the same as last time. Which is the best we can hope for.
>>545779555like the secret circle, the policies can't actually be shown to the public otherwise nobody would vote for them
>>545779522Digital safety and regulating elections..basically TOP will be the excuse they need to implement tyrannical managerialism.That's all TOP will get. They certainly will not be allowed to touch housing.
>>545779535He's the most corrupt MP New Zealand has ever had in its 172 year parliamentary history. There will be plenty of people worried about what will come out if someone starts digging. Hence all the strange puff pieces.
>>545779522Pretty much nothing theyve campaigned on, so it will be interesting to see what exactly they do as a coalition party.
>>545779539Go back to New Zealand, you pathetic weeb. Japan is done and it doesn't need more of you transgenic furry losers in their country.
schizos are now panicking and throwing everything back on Labour
>>545779529Bishop has been loudly begging to save his job though
I truly dont get it why no one is saying that Lab/G/TPM/O has the votes (66) to be in power right nowRebbit is currently winning and they are still in suicide watch
our thoughts on the official predicted racial makeup of NZ in 2050?>source: STATS NZ
>>545779538Rounding errors making more mps in parliament than there really should be
>>545779659They don't, One just calculated them at 65
>>545779659back to 66 for NACT
>>545779659Left + TOP is only on 65 versus Right bloc on 66.
IT'S OVEROpportunity is kingmaker, as I always predicted.Opportunity has to form a government with National if they are to win. Luxon's words come back to bite him.
I hope TPM gets in but on the last day before leaving parliament, Nats sign a law saying MPs have to actually show up in order to get paid
>>545779538local mps elected exceeds the amount of seats from the general election percentagebasically you can put all your votes into one party and if you win all the electorates for a different party you get twice as many seats.For every electorate seat over the party vote allowance they add an aditional seat to parliament to account for it.This election the maori party has been engineering an overhang by going for electorate seats and telling their people to party vote for a different party.Mowbrays (nzs richest family) have also tried to engineer an overhang for nats.
>>545779659it's a hung parliament right now isn't it?
Tova keeps staring into my soul
>>545779572Yes
>>545779659aaand now Nats got an extra seat and with 42 are back to 66THIS HOCUS POCUS OVERHANG SHIT IS WEIRD AS FUCK
>>545779669Maori is like homeopathy. The only race that gets stronger the more it's diluted.
hello lads from bird bro>>545779498she already got a White husband, dog. I thought she could have got it before I saw the photo f her doiing the half marathon, bitch is built like a truck.watching the NZH livestream now, chat is enabled and no mods, about 1500 people in there now, chaos.
Winston just got banned(?) from twitter
>>545779642>He's the most corrupt MP New Zealand has ever had fuck that's a big call. worse than Collins, nick smith or that idiot who insisted on fast tracking the Czech drug dealer into the country?
>>545779699Not really, is either a bloc or the other by 1 vote, this cant be tied
So if I read this right Labour is the gibs party and they are losing, and there is an unaligned party promising UBI (that obviously won't happen), correct? Also a friend told me all NZ parties are pro infinity jeets, how correct is this assessment? thank you lads
>>545779498She's not a patch on the smokeshow Swarbrick.
>>545778775shitty country...Hate NZ and their maori savageshorrible people and really uneducated ignorant fools live in that countryHope you guys get swamped by Chinks and just become a giant farm for the bug people
BASED LABOUR TRANNY WE LOVE OUR QUEENS
>>545779730you wont do shit
2026 General Election - Preliminary CountNationwide Party Votes - 33.8% of results countedProgressive updates of nationwide party votes as results from each voting place are returned.Percentage of vote29.42%NAT 29.85%LAB 14.04%GP 10.54%ACT 9.35%NZF 5.43%OPP 0.59%TPMAO 0.76%OTHERProjected total seats42 36 17 13 11 7 5 0How Parliament would lookLIVE33.7% counted58 Labour bloc66 to governNational bloc 66
>tranny for labour being interviewedYou just cant make this up
>>545779687to be fair your predictions were>opportunity gets in, or, opportunity doesn't get in
Cuxon should have set the election for early/mid-October.
>>545779730He blocked me for calling him a faggot on tbe firework sales shitStill voting anyway
>>545779749>>545779767What are you guys watching? I'm tired of Paddy's annoying face
>>545779740NZF isn't as hardline anti-immigration as other RW populist parties around the world but they're the only real party against the NZ/India TFA which is going to make the jeet problem even worse.
Golriz >> Young Chloe (grandfathered) >> QI dont make the rules
Voted greens so I will be recieving my mandated swarb blowey shortly lads
>>545779740There's NZF which is anti mass migration but none of their policies ever get enactedother than race horses or some shit
Are ACT lolbertarians?
>>545779788Tvnz+ slop
TOP surge
>>545779721what do you think happens when we officially become a banana republic and hit <49% white population? no group will have enough in numbers to really laud over the other
>>545779820Yes Act are lolberts. Their last leader was an anarchist. They are deeply unserious people. Just children really.
99 vote differenceIt all depends on Ryan HamiltonOne retard might decide the entire election by voting for a guy named Hamilton because they're I'm hamilton
>>545778775Right-wing Coalition wins.
>>545779820no, they just LARP as lolbertsin practice they're just another centre right party, but care more about sucking off small business owners rather than farmers
Is it me or has counting slowed to a crawl
>>545779798she looks like a bulldozer
>>545779743>Created by a PHD of political scienceWow, just wow, my eyes are fully open now
I vote act primarily because it makes maoris seethe the move
Lol where are you split voting retards now?Thanks for voting National in your electorates you fucking faggots
>>545779855>The Tron decides the electioncity of the future confirmed
>>545779852Probably just be something like Singapore
>>545779740NZF is the only one against "diversity" and made some hilarious statements against jeets kek
why didn't tvnz get an at least passable tranny?
>>545779855>One retard might decide the entire election by voting for a guy named Hamilton because they're I'm hamiltonIsnt that the core of identitarian politics?
>>545778913>>545778948>>545778990I think we should expand Aus/pol/ to make it ANZ/pol/
>>545779888*raises paw*the Maori overhang would have secured an left wing coalition at this point without our right wing overhang, you bike helmet retard
I want Qiulae Wong to be Minister of Pegging Me Every Night
>>545779659Sorry, that was harsh. You're just doing what you think is right. But, seriously, unless you're a bot -- go back home go to law school and protect Gabe Newell from the child-rape allegations coming for the pride of New Zealand. He gave us videogame.
>>545779931No gracias but thank you
>>545779855I am that retard.youre welcome Mr Hamiltin
>>545779798I would have voted green solely if golriz was still there. She's some fine Persian cunt. Then again. What else would she steal from us?
>>545779615Well I'm certainly not the most important burger but I still have feelings...
>>545779912no such thing, especially on live film
>>545779948The men of New Zealand are all saying this in unison
>>545779909explain to a retard
>>545779963cute kleptomaniac
>>545779968no, no, thats the election so farAlso, this is a very boring country (and that is a good thing) a Lab govt wont be that different of a Nat govt
>>545779948many people have told me this
>>545779888The vote splitting is literally the only reason this is close you fat moron
>>545779963kek that's right. busted nicking glitzy purses, what an utterly basic bitch
>>545779582kek>>545779721i'm stealing that>>545779655Bishop is fucked and Luxon will let him swing in the wind for the attempted coup earlier this year>>545779796the patrician's choice is pregnant Brooke VV>>545779820supposedly, but they supported Jacinda and the vax mandates that fucked up my gym routine for 2 years because I am unvaxed
>>545779999Bless your gets, mate
James Christmas btfo'd hard because he's a smarmy little cunt
>>545779820no they want a police state and for landlords to have unlimited tax cuts for 'providing a service' they are liberal israelis
>>545779931NZ could just join Aus, as was intended in 1906
>>545780021damn that sexy kiwibank sheep gets around
>>545779931Wouldn't be the same.Like the thread, and site. NZG is a husk of its former selfsee you next catastrophic event anon
2026 General Election - Preliminary CountNationwide Party Votes - 36.6% of results countedProgressive updates of nationwide party votes as results from each voting place are returned.Percentage of vote29.38%NAT 29.80%LAB 14.04%GP 10.58%ACT 9.37%NZF 5.43%OPP 0.59%TPMAO 0.77%OTHERProjected total seats42 36 17 13 11 7 5 0How Parliament would lookLIVE36.4% counted58 Labour bloc66 to governNational bloc 66
>>545779946>muh overhangYou do realise the average person doesn't give a fuck about that?
>>545779731Yes, it's a big call. But I think between the blatant pay for play scheme that has been the fast track system and industry basically writing the new RMA legislation that he edges it out. The extent of the pay for play scheme will come out one day. Too late to affect anyone's careers today. And I'm sure he'll move into some cushy corporate board role after this from some who gave him backhanders.
>>545780054I WANT TO ______ THAT SHEEP
>>545780084the average person thinks democracy is real and diversity is our strength, you retarddo you think I'm a big tent trump populist?
would anyone actually give a shit about Luxon or Peters going back on their promise not to work with TOP?
Reminder, Gabe has never paid for sex.
>>545780103barbecque
>>545780102honestly I kinda assume they're all sellout cocksuckers. but yeah ok he specifically sounds like a piece of shit
>>545780123No
Who has the best live election coverage?
>>545780123no and i'm not sure why the commentators are so fucking obsessed with it, we all expect it if it comes to it.
>>545780123no, and of course they will if they have tothey will just reframe it as "we thought TOP was non negotiable on new taxes, but they came to the table and agreed no new taxes so we can work with them"
Hey mark, it's Paul Henry here!
/r/ing update of the saltminning at rebbit HQ
>>545780138He should
>Vote counted: 99%>Opportunity: 4.9%
>>545780123I think they'd probably be able to bend TOP over in negotiations because they'd be so desperate to get the legitimacy of making it into parliament. No idea how the secret circus supposed to gel with other parties in a coalition though
>>545780190+1 Begging for more suicide watch content
>>545780206please God
>>545780123There are plenty of boomer Nat and NZF supporters who have been screeching for weeks that TOP are communists. They might be pissed, but then again they seem willing to swallow any bullshit that comes from their foreign masters.
>>545780123I think Luxon would rather hang parliament and make us vote again. Better to solidify NActNZ, rather than a fourway coalition
WINSTON PLEASE TURN TRAITOR GOD THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY
>>545780007>Lab govt wont be that different of a Nat govtThere isn't one side trying to bring in infinite jeets and one side less happy about it like most of the west? I figured with your pop you'd be jeeted the hardest
>>545780206they just went up a percentage
>>545780206>>545780235Special vote could knock that back up over 5%
Very concerning how unattractive the female MPs are getting now, the only half decent looking foid will be Q. Wong
jesus that fucker is tall
>>545780190>Christopher Luxon makes me so SAD>Christopher Luxon makes me so MAD
>>545780271Chloe's alright by MP standards
>>545780251na that would backfire massively
>>545780254he wont work with the crazy greens or the maori party
Te Shitti Maori lol having a goof just banter here eh?
>>545780259One side wants to bring millions of jeetsAnother side wants to bring billions of jeetsOne side that knows it will never, ever be in a controlling position say they dont want jeets to get more votes
>>545780271God she is seriously adorable
if the left win do i just neet max until this blows over or is chloe hanging me on the street (im white)
Voted double green because the right wing parties are just neolibs who have the exact same immigration policy(if not a worse one) as the lefty parties and the greens will give me gibs
>>545780254He'd do it, too. Winnie is only in it for the chaos
>>545780206No chance, the traitors and faggots residing in australia will all vote for them
>>545780311since they're probably going to scrap the traffic light system you could just sit on the dole for as long as you want
2026 General Election - Preliminary CountNationwide Party Votes - 40.3% of results countedProgressive updates of nationwide party votes as results from each voting place are returned.Percentage of vote29.40%NAT 29.74%LAB 13.97%GP 10.63%ACT 9.40%NZF 5.46%OPP 0.59%TPMAO 0.77%OTHERProjected total seats42 36 17 13 11 7 5 0How Parliament would lookLIVE40.1% counted58 Labour bloc66 to governNational bloc 66361757111342
>>545780302Here's another one, Jack LAME LOLOur sisters were in the same class at high school I don't really care for them.
>>545780288she looks like Rubble from Paw Patrol
>>545779375Absolutely pathetic, NZ voters are a fucking joke.
>I have to pay more taxwon't vote for you>I get to pay less taxwill vote for youit's really that simple
>>545780259>There isn't one side trying to bring in infinite jeets and one side less happy about it ? Nope!
>>545780311you have to do a humiliation ritual where you apologise for inventing slavery and colonialism and destroying Maori Wakanda and beg at Chloe's feetthen you get you're neetbux
>Win the Tron, win the worldHamilton East - Preliminary CountElectorate No. 12 - 36 of 72 results countedVOTES COUNTED:22,96950.0%LEADING CANDIDATE: HAMILTON, Ryan 10,296 2nd CANDIDATE: DANSEY, Georgie 10,131
>>545780254GRN+ACT+NZF+O+TPM coaltion minority government. PM Winston Peters
>>545780377>I get to pay less tax>Ignore the other policies where we still tax you but we won't call it taxing.
>>545780359>0.77%>OTHERWho are these people voting for?
>all the juicy tax money from the super rich bouta flow into my wallet
>>545780396gap is closing right?
Kneel, /nzpol/, and you might be spared.
>>545780423Brian tamaki's wife
>>545780431Nope, it was under 100 before
>>545780288She was cute like a decade ago, but she's over 30 and well past the wall now>>545780309>AMWF: Viktor Tsoi, Brandon Lee, Q. Wong>WMAF: Elliot RodgersBeginning to see a pattern here...
MORNINGSIDE FOR LIFE
>>545780423The jap wife made her first NZ vote for the Cannabis party
>opportunity up 0.1%surge
>>545780471she still uses all her old photos for advertisements/her mp office around auckland central
>>545780471She reminds me of bilbo bagins.
>>545780471Swarbrick was never cute. Buttslut Hayley Holt, on the other hand...
>>545780479based
All these green voting /nzg/ers must live out in the sticks because you can't have had to actually deal with green party types in real life. Or you're brown, possibly?
What's up dorks?I got bored, drank rum and danced around my living room by myself listening to headphones.
the way this is panning out, N/ACT NZF will have a 1 seat majority. They will probably make some kind of confidence and supply deal with TOP who will be keen as fuck to in government.The left is going to SEETHE about the system
>>545780529they probably just want a Chloe gf
>>545780529deal with them? i just have sex with them
>>545780529Probably in Wellington and Dunedin
"Its a load of bloody shite" my mother on maoris. "They're all about handouts."
>>545780534I ate too much food to get a beer in but I'm grimly forcing them down now
>>545780555As long as we get redditors coping & roping, I'm happy
>>545780570most white people over 50 have that opinion, some just need a little more prodding to get it out of them
might make a stiffy and roll a deuce
>>545780570on a good day a maori will even admit that>as long as you're giving them out, we're going to be taking them
>>545780581HAHAHA that's why you do mise-en-place first.Then you drink.
>>545780555I just want them to make being a landlord more profitable and to piss of maoris/redditors
>>545780423I voted NzLoyal lmaooooooo>>545780436I have a strong dislike for this woman
>>545780529It's mostly low info voters who don't care but think they're doing something for the environment and get to feel good.
things starting to get rowdy on 1 news
>>545780534>listening to headphones???
>>545780581Switch to spirits of course
>>545780611She's had a few G&Ts so it was inevitable. The Jameson's mixers sealed the deal.
The in laws are serving dinner now (a bloody feast, I love this country) need to leave soonI was gonna say please hold the line at 66 for me but I really dont care if chipkins wins kek
>>545780682have they roped the tranny yet
>>545780686a full glass of aperitif
>>545780682obvious public inebriation report?
>>545778775Oi, who is the cheeky cunt who baked but didn't link it in the last threadp.s. if you're not having kiwi onion dip tonight you ain't a real white murry
2026 General Election - Preliminary CountNationwide Party Votes - 44.7% of results countedProgressive updates of nationwide party votes as results from each voting place are returned.Percentage of vote29.40%NAT 29.65%LAB 13.92%GP 10.67%ACT 9.46%NZF 5.51%OPP 0.58%TPMAO 0.78%OTHERProjected total seats42 36 17 13 11 7 5 0How Parliament would lookLIVE44.3% counted58 Labour bloc66 to governNational bloc 66
WINSTON PETERS TO STEP INTO PRIME MINISTERIAL ROLE IN NATIONAL LUXON STEP DOWN DEAL
>>545780307>One side wants to bring millions of jeets>Another side wants to bring billions of jeetsIt will get darker before the dawn...
tranny 9 o clock shadow report?
>>545780746Winston Peters deputy PM under Chris Hipkins
My manager at work got extremely mad and emotional at me when i said I’m simply not going to vote and don’t care because nothing changes regardless of who gets in. It was as if she took it personally, and she has now hardened her opinion on me. Why is this
Once again, the country is held ransom by some fringe 5% party
>>545780788NEVER. Shitkins can fuck right off and so can Lucksingh.
>>545780796HR will be in tough sweetie
>>545780717Love that liquorland seems to have this passable cheapie @ 50 kiwishekels a litre all the time. Not bad on ice and makes a fine scotch n soda too
>>545780801Aye, you voted for it right?democracy is working
>>545780529I like the green vote, it's a useful barometer of the percentage of people in the country who have completely given up on having their own agency
>>545780801I don’t get why they are considering national when their policies align much more with green/labour/tpm
OVERHANG SHEANANIGANS AGAIN NAT BLOCK ARE BACK TO 65Opportunity kingmakers again
>>545780796Why would you talk about politics at work? Are you retarded?
>>545780796How retarded are you to talk about politics in your workplace?
He's already going for a boozy hoon
>>545780726Those extra seats, they better have to share a fucking table because when I went to school Bill English cut the budget and there were like 32 kids in my class
>>545780833I should report her to HR for making me feel uncomfortable and intimidated because of my political beliefs being infringed on
>>545780796Because to her you are complicit in allowing the right bloc to continue governing.
>>545780886That was hilarious. Labour got over 50% but he was boating around victorious anyway
>>545780883>>545780885I wasn’t the one who bought it up + you didn’t answer my question
>>545780796You hurt her feelings by revealing her stupidity
>>545780846>actually wanting to tax the oligarchs that are raping and pillaging our nations means you've given up
>>545780873it was 65 votes to win before, is that overhang shenanigans in action
>>545780846That's the Macgillicardy partyLast time I voted for the Outdoors Party based on "I agreed with all of their policies"
>>545780529Voted for greens because I lost faith with Labor and National for the past 10 years.
2026 General Election - Preliminary CountNationwide Party Votes - 47.7% of results countedProgressive updates of nationwide party votes as results from each voting place are returned.Percentage of vote29.40%NAT 29.57%LAB 13.88%GP 10.71%ACT 9.51%NZF 5.53%OPP 0.58%TPMAO 0.78%OTHERProjected total seats41 36 17 13 11 7 5 0How Parliament would lookLIVE47.1% counted58 Labour bloc66 to governNational bloc 65
>>545780529I voted green on the policies of wealth tax, also I want strong rights for tenants, affordable housing etc.
>>545780899you absolutely should. no joke you need to get in before she does.
>>545780870They have to larp that they are “centrist” in order to get normie votesThey have no intention of a right coalition and never have. There is a reason literally all election coverage places them in the theoretical left bloc and never the right one
>>545780873At least it's interesting. Also who TF are you, are you one of the old anons or a tourist or what?
>>545780801No wonder everyone loves MMP
>>545778878very disrespectful
>>545780932TOP can't get the left to 66 as it stands
>>545780931>>545780933Based. Their economic policies alone make them the best choice. Yes there are some SJW's that can be irritating but sometimes you have to look at the bigger picture.
>>545780886HAHAHAH he's such a fucking dork.I voted for this spastic
>>545780938I will ask ChatGPT to write my complaint email now
Hamilton East - Preliminary CountElectorate No. 12 - 41 of 72 results countedVOTES COUNTED:24,76556.9%LEADING CANDIDATE: HAMILTON, Ryan 11,036 2nd CANDIDATE: DANSEY, Georgie 10,974 CURRENT MARGIN: 62
New thread
She has my vote
Based clipped labour autist answers
some of these reporters on RNZ are on drugs or something
Just switched to the 1news coverage, what the fuck is this guys accent
>>545781010>some
>>545780923>thinking the greens aren't WEF certified globohomo shills
>>545780997i need tova and sam at the same time
I'm calling it now Carlos Cheung will roll Luxon and be leader of the National Party and Prime Minister. Q. Wong to be deputy PM. China will grow stronger.
>>545781015>switched to the 1news coverageLink?
>>545780952The greens never got a good deal with labour because Labour always knew they wouldn't go anywhere else. Opportunity doesn't want that. And Quilae is quite a bitch so she'd want to make it clear she is willing to break up the left or the right coalition every 4th week so people better be good to her
lmao this sniveling woman on the stuff stream crying about muh popular vote when there's 0.1% in it and a massive National overhang.the incoming seethe is going to be epic
Who's gonna bake a new thread?
cute lay wong
>>545781047It's called a television mate.
>>545781030that's just Charlie Kirk with a chinkify app, right?
>>545781025They're both holding up extremely well
>>545781047Go to the TVNZ website, you have to create an account though
>>545781025>Tova, yours please
>>545780997shant
>OPPORTUNITY AT 5.6%OPPORTUNITY AT 5.6%>OPPORTUNITY AT 5.6%OPPORTUNITY AT 5.6%
>Green vote share dropping
>>545780977>some SJW'sMy brother in christ the whole party is SJWs
NO COMMENT WINNIE
>>545781065Yeah let's get the overhang extremely narrow and the popular vote the other way
>>545780978unfathomably based image
winnie
WINNE IN THE DUKE
Reminder lads, biffball starts in 25 minutes
Why no one is talking Nats are about to retake the lead?2026 General Election - Preliminary CountNationwide Party Votes - 50.8% of results countedProgressive updates of nationwide party votes as results from each voting place are returned.Percentage of vote29.43%NAT 29.46%LAB 13.81%GP 10.76%ACT 9.55%NZF 5.58%OPP 0.58%TPMAO 0.79%OTHERProjected total seats42 35 17 13 12 7 5 0Also, Mickey Mouse magic again, back to 66How Parliament would lookLIVE50.4% counted58 Labour bloc66 to governNational bloc 66
>>545781074>televisionWhat the fuck is television?How do I make that on my setup?
i wanna creampie her so bad bros
kwab
>>545781129I am willing to bake I just don't want some other asshole to make one first, if anyone is already baking let us know
>>545781129He's gotta be seething with rage that Q. Wong has taken his place as kingmaker.
>>545781181>Q. Wong has taken his place as kingmaker.Not yet laddo
Whaleoil boomers are dooming and coping>That's what I cant figure. Something seems wrong there. I was seeing on X all the packed out NZF campaign venues. It should be higher unless those very thick markers meant votes weren't counted.Muh heckin rallies bros
>>545781169>i wanna creampie her so bad broswhat NNN does to a nigga
national bloc just expanded it's lead
>>545781175I'll make one now
>>545781160But we haven't finished losing the cricket yet
NEW THREAD>>545781233>>545781233
>>545781206Trust a Nippon to be seething that a Han is winning.
NACT UP TO 6-7
Fuck I stopped paying attention and suddenly Nat overtook Lab.
>>545781229I fucking jerked it to gay porn and it was only day 5. I just wanted to vicariously coom
>>545781169Mix half a cup of lube, and half a cup of fart spray, toss it on a homeless man and overpower him.Same thing, exactly.
>>545781238Stop brother it's already made. People need to announce the bake
looking very much like a NAT ACT NZF government, thanks to the overhnag
>>545781297Lucky I didn't make the thread yet
>>545781207If nz first could find a youngish candidate who knew their way around x and memes they'd jump up at least 5%
>>545781169Maybe a face fuck. all a politican deserves to be quite honest
Just live your life, bro. Gabe Newell and Israel is cool, bro.
>>545780570Does your mother know anyone can claim to be maori? Proof has never been required.
>>545780933>wealth tax>goodIt's a good way to push more earners overseas that's for sure, I hope you like more pajeets because that's who's coming to replace them.
>>545781151Winnie is immortal. He looks exactly the same for the last 30 years.
