HOW DO I TURN IT OFF
>>545779446the only way to reset is to go through the entire process and insert a jew then wait 8 hours
>>545779446Press 1
moneymoney will solve the problemjooos are so comical
>>545779446cut a hole in a bed sheet and put your dick through it
>>545779446Oy vey!!!!!The flag! The oven! I am triggered. Quick send me some moneyOy vey its the cooliecaust all over again
>>545779446SHUT IT DOWN
>>545780130>hardwood floor in the kitchen...americans...
>>545779446Turning sabbath mode off would count as doing work, so you need to wait about 24 hours to start messing with it.
>>545781379Just put an eruv around the kitchen duh
>>545779446You have to bake a child for Moloch and Baal
>>545779550fpbp/thread
>>545779446press 1 with your penis. Technically it's not work
>>545779446>GermanJust say you're sorry...
>>545779446throw a jew in it
>>545779550kek this
>>545779446I hear that if a German puts a jew in it, the shabat stove turns into a Nazi stove, but that's only what I've heard
>>545781251She's Canadian.
>>545779446Get guitar. Learn to play Paranoid and Iron Man. Play those two songs until it goes away.
Can't the IDF is gonna come to your house and beat the fuck out of you
>>545784277Lol you faggot.
>>545779446Min went into Shabbat too.
>>545781251>wooden floors
>>545779446ah yes the>trick-God-with-Pilpul-Modea classic, so silly these jewsofc they would never trick us goyim, no sir
>>545785986G-d is a schizophrenic paranoid freak dude. Kind of like that grandpa who got you a car for your birthday but also screams at ducks. Living to the letter of talmudic law in creative ways shows him we care.
>>545786092>Living to the letter of talmudic law in creative ways shows him we care.kek, accurate LARPI had debates with jews that said shit like that
Tell me jews don't see the comedy in this.
>>545779446Can only be turned off from inside
>>545779446Say "Israel is our greatest ally!" 3 times in front of the oven to prove you're a shabbos goy.
>>545779446put it inside a larger oven
>>545779550Make sure to set it to "clean" and "lock controls"
>>545779446Put coins in it
>>545779446>Feed me jews
Hit it with a flamethrower.
>>545789789what in the eruv lines?!attempted arson is now kosher?
>>545779446By eating the bugs.
>>545779446call a shabbos goy to do it for you
>>545789789not allowed to "kindle" on shabbat. why do you think the oven is off?
