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>>545783450
First for Ryan Hamilton HOLDING Hamilton East
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middle finger to all the haters
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>>545783450
What's up dorks?
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>OP
>his thread
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Fuck this retirement village of a country. Everyone over 60 should be stripped of the right to vote
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First for marital rape.
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In before legacy media realizing labour block has flipped it
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Hamilton East flipped again but now Mt Roskill is looking close
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Maurice Williamson putting a gun to his head when chloe rang ZB
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>>545783515
But they need MORE money anon!
They had it so hard when they had to work one whole year to get a house
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>>545783515
wuddup reddit troon
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i'm ready for the salt

>>545783515

yes, YES! it sustains me!
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wairarapa flipped back to mcnulty
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>>545783515
Walk it off troonsley, is this your first election or something? Nothing ever happens
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Flipped again
Flipping floppy
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>>545783566
Bit weird mate, get a hobby
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>>545783583
What the FUCK hahahaha
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>>545783515
more tax cuts for the starving hard working landlords
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Hamilton East - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 12 - 66 of 72 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
29,544
91.7%
LEADING CANDIDATE: HAMILTON, Ryan 13,130
2nd CANDIDATE: DANSEY, Georgie 13,049
CURRENT MARGIN: 81
PARTY VOTE LEAD: National Party 31.33%
2nd PARTY: Labour Party 30.54%

Mt Roskill - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 27 - 68 of 100 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
26,384
68.0%
LEADING CANDIDATE: CHEUNG, Carlos 11,712
2nd CANDIDATE: WOOD, Michael Philip 11,515
CURRENT MARGIN: 197
PARTY VOTE LEAD: Labour Party 35.11%
2nd PARTY: National Party 34.19%

Wairarapa - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 55 - 64 of 85 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
32,752
75.3%
LEADING CANDIDATE: McANULTY, Kieran 14,369
2nd CANDIDATE: BUTTERICK, Mike 13,968
CURRENT MARGIN: 401
PARTY VOTE LEAD: National Party 30.68%
2nd PARTY: Labour Party 29.23%
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Consneed Chippy you little bitch
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HIPPO SIGHTING!
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>>545783515
It wouldn't be so bad if we were like Japan. But they sold us out and imported half the third world here to be their slaves.>>545783518
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you WOULD fuck her though, right?
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Bishop is closing the gap
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>>545783609
What tax cuts have they had?
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Kiwis, who are the hardest nationalists of the land?
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Do any anons here unironically support ACT? Seymour is the least trustworthy looking man in modern politics. He has the face of a used car salesman. I just hear sleaziness when I hear him speak
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2026 General Election - Preliminary Count
Nationwide Party Votes - 86.1% of results counted
Progressive updates of nationwide party votes as results from each voting place are returned.

Percentage of vote
29.37%
NAT

29.07%
LAB

13.34%
GP

11.04%
ACT

9.83%
NZF

5.90%
OPP

0.56%
TPMAO

0.84%
OTHER
Projected total seats
42 35 16 13 12 7 5 0

How Parliament would look
LIVE
85.9% counted
56 Labour bloc
66 to govern
National bloc 67
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>>545783642
Maori.
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>>545783642
Marama
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>>545783637
absolutely you'd be gay not to
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No matter who wins, the country will be bricked for the next 3 years.

I don't care if NActNF wins again, it just means their austerity L just gets bigger and Labour comes in at a time of economic rebound
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>reddit troons mad as shit ITT

youd probably have gotten a job if you hadnt shown up in a dress with a purse and shit lol
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>>545783650
He makes maoris seethe so that is worth a lot
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Hocus Pocus shit happened again babe, now you need 66 seats for a majority
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Its joever.
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>>545783515
the salt on r/newzealand is hilarious
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>>545783642
TPM and TTT are blood and soil nationalists.
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Russian interference on the chippy stream, SAD!
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This is what will happen to you tonight if you try approaching a woman in New Zealand.
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HOLY FUCK
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>chippy getting dragged down by the media begging him to comment while he’s on his way to comment
Classic braindead legacy media at it again
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>>545783650
I used to think Act was cool because guns but David seymour messaging high schoolers on snap turned me away.
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>>545783668
National will probably try to sell off some assets too, hopefully NZF can shit that up but who knows
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damn who was this reporter?
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what's this Opportunity bunch doing?
i had a read of the wiki of the chick running it and to be quite frank i don't see how it is at all an appealing option to have
>represent you
>run your country
can someone pls enlighten me? cheerio
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>>545783650
>Seymour is the least trustworthy looking man in modern politics.
More people vote for Winnie and his proven track record of corruption and betraying
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>>545783684
joeverhang status?
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>>545783720
Based corrupt asian rigging the vote
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>>545783697
they actually believed that TOP was going to give them free money to stay at home and dilate kek
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1 VOTE IN MT ROSKILL
>1 VOTE IN MT ROSKILL
1 VOTE IN MT ROSKILL
>1 VOTE IN MT ROSKILL
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>>545783728
She's mine buddy, back off
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>>545783723
him telling them to fuck off was genuinely funny
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there's no way National does a Judas with TOP, right?
Revenge for NZ First's Judasing with Jacinda a few years back?
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>>545783720
ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


Mt Roskill - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 27 - 71 of 100 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
27,093
71.0%
LEADING CANDIDATE: WOOD, Michael Philip 11,929
2nd CANDIDATE: CHEUNG, Carlos 11,928
CURRENT MARGIN: 1
PARTY VOTE LEAD: Labour Party 35.55%
2nd PARTY: National Party 33.95%
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>>545783697
You’re just part of more division. People just want an affordable country, we aren’t USA not matter how hard you want us to be
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>>545783637
unprotected sex and finish inside

NEXT QUESTION
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>>545783650
He's solid on Maori corruption and put pseudoephidrine back in the cold meds so he's a good egg in my book
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>>545783739
Yea but Peters is like a little bridge troll that everyone under the age of 80 knows is just a pest
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>>545783716
She's literatgagging for it lol I'd take her by the hair and facefuck her behind Fat Eddies she'd love it the cheeky cow ahahaha good face for painting gobless
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>>545783772
>we just want our bottom surgery to be affordable
no one cares Sir
stay away from children
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>>545783738
theyre fuuucking strange. basically you get to vote for the "face" (this Q woman) but behind the scenes theres a secret 'circle of 9' who are like an unelected board of directors, who under the party charter, can veto anything that the party does and basically has full control over it
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Chippy conceding without actually conceding
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>>545783772
>implying we want to be in the same boat as you
Go take your booster
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>>545783761
that would actually be pretty funny, and i would imagine the end of winnie
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>>545783812
Your brain is rotted through by social media. Not everyone can handle it
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Mt Roskill - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 27 - 71 of 100 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
27,093
71.0%
LEADING CANDIDATE: WOOD, Michael Philip 11,929
2nd CANDIDATE: CHEUNG, Carlos 11,928
CURRENT MARGIN: 1
PARTY VOTE LEAD: Labour Party 35.55%
2nd PARTY: National Party 33.95%


Hamilton East - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 12 - 67 of 72 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
29,962
93.1%
LEADING CANDIDATE: HAMILTON, Ryan 13,381
2nd CANDIDATE: DANSEY, Georgie 13,169
CURRENT MARGIN: 212
PARTY VOTE LEAD: National Party 31.46%
2nd PARTY: Labour Party 30.41%


Wairarapa - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 55 - 67 of 85 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
33,417
78.8%
LEADING CANDIDATE: McANULTY, Kieran 14,614
2nd CANDIDATE: BUTTERICK, Mike 14,254
CURRENT MARGIN: 360
PARTY VOTE LEAD: National Party 30.61%
2nd PARTY: Labour Party 29.14%

Hutt South - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 15 - 71 of 80 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
37,467
88.8%
LEADING CANDIDATE: ANDERSEN, Ginny 16,764
2nd CANDIDATE: BISHOP, Chris 15,779
CURRENT MARGIN: 985
PARTY VOTE LEAD: Labour Party 36.25%
2nd PARTY: National Party 24.60%
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He's Tony-posting again.

>>545782974
Hippos' ex-wife is crying. does that count?
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>>545783697
Politically I disagree with you but I fucking hate the cunts on r/newzealand. You ask one question and then they reply with the 1008th snarky marvel comment about how much of a nimrod you are. fuck thoses guys, I hope these niggers get bum rapped.
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3 more years of act/nzf/nat incoooming
i wonder why so many people voted nat? someone in the other thread said that they're just the "default" party that people who dont know too much about politics vote for
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>>545783724
>libertarian
>messages minors
Thats just what they do idk what to tell you
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>>545783640
Rental income tax rebate. There's fuck all to cut since they barely pay tax in the first place.
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Really hope Winnie First boomers don't fuck us in Hamilton East
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>>545783889
I'll allow a warm pie for that one
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interesting how NZ deals with the situation where the constituency seats > proportional vote
you have the overhang thing whereas Germany voted to get rid of that a few years back. When their geographical vote is below the proportionality, they just dump those geographical seats into the party list to retain proportionality.

>>545783852
isn't the party synonymous with him though?
there's no obvious successor, is there?
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Im going to use this national victory as justification to my hippy libtard parents when i tell them I'm leaving NZ but I really just don't like boomers and shitskins
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>>545783724
My mate knows him well... (Non sexual.)
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Back to 65 to win

How Parliament would look
LIVE
88.0% counted
56 Labour bloc
65 to govern
National bloc 66
35
16
5
7
12
13
41
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What the fuck is Paul Henry doing lmao
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>>545783913
>Rental income tax rebate
Elaborate because I'm an accountant and you seem to have no fucking idea what you're talking about
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>>545783913
you just need a catchy slogan and the leftist fucks will parrot it for free
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>>545783861
Xer's neovagina obviously needs dilating after this upsetting election result
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>>545783772
yeah I know but I want closed borders and mass graves, but we can't have it all I guess
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>>545783906
definitely the older generation and the less politically engaged vote for them as the 'safe' brand

i also think they had a pretty dull couple of years. some will disagree but i dont think they really had a lot of reason to get voted OUT, and that's important
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>>545783738
Well they used to be lead by Gareth Morgan, who I genuinely believe is off his fucking rocker. During Covid he valued a humans life with a monetary figure in a very baffling manner. He also wanted to slaughter the cats
Now that he has fucked off, the party feels like a weird centrist group that are hard to pin down. I do like them to an extent in that they want to shake things up, because I genuinely don’t know what they’re about most of the time. They’re climbing a lot with the youth vote to the point where I could see them overtaking NZF as the boomers die out over the next decade
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>election takes place at the same time as the world cup semi final

quite cruel to you lads
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socttish kiwi spazzes on tvnz
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>>545783960
I’ve been asking that question for the past decade. Is he popular with boomers or something? I can’t stand his smarminess
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>>545783738
There's enough discontent with the other parties that a new centrist lane opened up with a "let's try some outside the box shit" message. Backed by a wealthy public figure.
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>>545783908
I was in high school so my. understanding of politics was whatever instagram said was based.
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>>545783934
there's shane jones, but winnie has been the face for soooo long.... then again ACT used to be rodney hyde, and nobody thought anyone could replace him, so who knows
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>i havent paid attention and i fled the country but ill happily vote for the left and drop the people back home in the shit!

These traitorous faggots should not be allowed to vote
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>>545783960
DICK
SHIT
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>>545784001
How do they get such a small man for the cool augmented reality segments...
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Honestly if, National was voted in, the only brownie point would be that there's gonna be a lot more push back in the next three years.
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>>545783821
https://www.opportunity.org.nz/rules-docs
>Appointed board members
>6.15 The board may direct the Selection Commiee to seek out and evaluate candidates for appointed board members. In evaluating candidates the Selection Commiee must consider:
>6.15.1 the alignment of each candidate with the Charter, and in particular the values of the Charter;
>6.15.2 whether each candidate is of good character and their suitability, particularly in relation to any expertise required or to be required within the board; and
>6.15.3 subject to each candidate’s suitability under rules 6.15.1 and 6.15.2, the potential makeup of the board after any appointment, with the object of maintaining representativeness with the geographic, sex, and demographic distribution of New Zealand’s population.
>6.16 The board may at any time appoint as an appointed board member a candidate recommended to the board by the Selection Commiee.
6.17 The appointment of an appointed board member will be by a two-thirds majority vote of the members of the board.
>6.18 An appointed board member may be appointed for a term of up to three years.
Removal of board member from oice
>6.19 A board member may be removed from oice as provided in rule 5.11.
>Filling vacancies
>6.20 If a board position becomes vacant, the board may, at their discretion, either hold a special election under rules 6.8 to 6.14 or, notwithstanding rule 6.4, appoint a board member to fill the resigned board member’s position. Any newly elected or appointed board member to fill a vacancy will sit for the remainder of resigned board member’s term.

>fix politics
>by
>uhhh
>running the party at least as undemocratically if not more so than every other one
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>>545783960
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>>545783969
https://www.ird.govt.nz/property/renting-out-residential-property/residential-rental-income-and-paying-tax-on-it/rental-expense-deductions
You sound like you failed your accounting course.
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>>545783450
Politics is gay
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WEW Lads
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Theres some greenie bitch that lives in England now and wrote for Stuff, absolute retard! I stole her herbal cigarettes at a party. I have no regrets. Winnie will bend you over and give you a good rape/smack depending how many pints we had beforehand.
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I claim the qt next to Stanford
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Didn't realize there was a new bake, people might find this interesting
>>545783990
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>>545783738
their whole thing is being blue-green: pro-markets, pro-environment
they overlap a lot with the greens, but they don't put social stuff front & center and aren't looking to end capitalism
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Jeets vs islanders
P A L M E R S T O N
A
L
M
E
R
S
T
O
NORTH
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>>545784040
Amen
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>>545784117
>universal basic income
>pro markets
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>>545784080
basically i saw it and assumed the board were either
>people who cant legally run for office in NZ
or
>people who, if the public found out who they were, would tank the party instantly

no good can come of that secretive totalitarian shit
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OYAKODON
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>>545783583
Why are so many of these so close to 50:50, is it just the sex ratio where women vote labour and men National in these seats?
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>>545784144
Jeets vs Maoris when
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>>545784115
Soon as I saw that thieving cunt on Three I turned back to One
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>>545784113
Tan lines testing me rn
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>>545784144
When did this country get so ridiculous?
Even aus comparatively won't have Hemi Oogabooga vs Sukhdeep dikshit lmao
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>>545784172
HOLLY A CUTE!
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>>545783989
>He also wanted to slaughter the cats
And he was based for that. Catfags in NZ are fucking unhinged.
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how'd you fumble that you useless cunt
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>>545784107
gay and brown
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>>545784207
chippy taught him
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Bros, did bianca o’keefe win her electorate at least?
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>>545784101
That's not a rebate you retard and every business gets to deduct expenses lmao
Rentals are actually treated more harshly because residential losses are ring fenced but you have no idea what that means do you?
This fucking redditor thinking a landlord being able to deduct rates is some sort of special rebate
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>>545784172
puffy nipples...
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>>545784158
Corporations love a big welfare state ?
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Thinking on jumping to the rugby, anyone has a stream? thx
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>>545783989
>>545784003
>>545784117
we have these in australia they are called 'teals' and they are all insufferable cat ladies formerly of the c-suite until menopause robbed them of their wit and charm
trust me, you don't want them. i would prefer to live in a country run by commo greenies than that lot
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>>545784205
Yeah but back before the maori revival, people actually liked cats. This guy wanted to be a benevolent leader but also wanted to kill out pets for some reason, he is kind of autistic I think and doesn't understand that it would turn people off
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>>545784172
>tasteful tanlines
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>>545784249
She looks just like my cousin
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>>545784172
Is that her daughter? Look at those deliberate tan lines that she's bringing to her mom's extremely important political evening
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>>545784211
Jewish too
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>>545784117
I voted for them to enact total boomer death with a land tax
and because I think our oceans are getting raped, and one of their bottom lines is to ban bottom trawling
and also because I'm a contrarian
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>>545784258
doesn't start for another 90 minutes lad
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>>545784250
Of course.
Their workers get Working For Families benefits
Most Walmart employees get SNAP
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>>545784269
very erotic
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>>545784314
ill watch the bogan version for now. A semifinal is a semifinal
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>>545784268
if i recall TOP also got like 2.5% which was pretty damn reasonable for a first-time out party. except he flipped his shit over that and quit on the spot, like he was expecting 20% or some shit. definite weirdo
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>>545784110
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
Und das heißt: Erika
Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
Wird umschwärmt, Erika
Denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
Zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
>Und das heißt: Erika
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>>545784282
what's your cousins @
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>>545784265
Opportunity are definitely centrist now, they want our dumb asshole politicians to work together because each party actually has ok ideas.

And also there are so many people on the dole, sickness benefit or pension that UBI basically costs the same
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>>545784268
It was a real spergy moment from him, get the possums under control and that's most of the native bird issues solved and if you're going to go after cats then you can't ignore dogs decimating the vulnerable seabirds and kiwis. Just obvious autistic shit from a dog person.
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Mt Roskill - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 27 - 77 of 100 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
28,303
77.0%
LEADING CANDIDATE: WOOD, Michael Philip 12,534
2nd CANDIDATE: CHEUNG, Carlos 12,379
CURRENT MARGIN: 155
PARTY VOTE LEAD: Labour Party 35.75%
2nd PARTY: National Party 33.80%

Hamilton East - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 12 - 69 of 72 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
30,842
95.8%
LEADING CANDIDATE: HAMILTON, Ryan 13,921
2nd CANDIDATE: DANSEY, Georgie 13,418
CURRENT MARGIN: 503
PARTY VOTE LEAD: National Party 31.82%
2nd PARTY: Labour Party 30.19%

Wairarapa - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 55 - 70 of 85 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
33,708
82.4%
LEADING CANDIDATE: McANULTY, Kieran 14,710
2nd CANDIDATE: BUTTERICK, Mike 14,401
CURRENT MARGIN: 309
PARTY VOTE LEAD: National Party 30.65%
2nd PARTY: Labour Party 29.03%
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I despised how Americanised the accents are getting in our MPs. Is it a left wing thing?
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>>545784342
Yeah that's what happens when the big fish I a small pond doesn't get his way
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>>545784282
tell your cousin to holla @me
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>>545784393
her and the mexicunt aren't kiwis
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>>545784268
He was also the guy who biked across North Korea with his wife in 2013, there's a VICE doco on it
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>Craig Renney and his JUST haircut
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god i want to fuck the shit out of this blonde reporter
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>>545784388
wow, hamilton margin jumped up a lot
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>>545784393
Literal kikes
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if nats and act etc win this with 66 out of 66 required seats, does that mean any scandal/byelection etc could trigger a major problem? just wondering if they might end up dealing with TOP for some extra cover
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>>545783515
I agree. The dumb boomer goyim should be recycled into fertiliser for the grass fields, and every dairy product containing boomer derived dairy should have a special sticker of authenticity so we know their corporeal sacrifice feeds the nation.
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>>545784425
wrong reply but you get the point the fellas odd
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>>545784425
I did not know that and would not have guessed that lol
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How would one pronounce her surname?

the way i'm sounding it out seems a bit lewd
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>>545784322
I agree with you. I bet 90% of all nz's benefits end up going to countdown, pak n save, mcdonalds, kfc, the breweries, the warehouse, banks and credit corps, etc
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>>545784367
She married almost 20yrs ago and I never saw her again?
We used to play kissy catch
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>>545784460
Soilent Grey
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>>545784246
You sound like you don't have an actual argument aside from semantics. Rebate, deductions etc. effectively result in the same thing. Landlording is not a business esp. the mom and pop ones who farm out property management to a company.
>you want to disincentivize rent-seeking behaviour instead of disproportionately taxing productive labourers? YOU MUST BE FROM REDDIT
kys kike
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>>545784452
They also do that to have someone to blame when goals aren't achieved
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OPP 6%
>OPP 6%
OPP 6%
>OPP 6%

WONGBROS...
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>>545784452
It could but fuck all ever happens
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>>545784452
no, they will 100% not deal with TOP if they have enough seats to form a govt without them in the hopes that TOP is an anomaly that will just disappear
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>>545784452
>forming govt with winnie peters
>with a majority of 1 seat after supplying the speaker
>not anticipating problems
mate it'll be an entertaining 3 years
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>>545784436
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>>545784486
Lol you forget something. 80% of renters are on government assistance. It's going to rich landlords too
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>>545784551
jesus ,my penis
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>>545784486
Of course.
Ranjeesh works a full hard week of 40hrs at minimum wage but has 13 children
Gotta pay for them
Fuck me, I need to sort out an accountant before April or I'm going to get screwed.
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>>545784504
i figured that was the case with some of the more outlandish "promises" from the fringe parties, too. they know if they get in they dont actually have to do shit, and blame the coalition for supposedly blocking them
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>>545784373
>and if you're going to go after cats then you can't ignore dogs
How many species have cats caused to go extinct? And how many for dogs?
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>>545784553
Also true. Good ol accommodation supplement!
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>>545784553
as a white male renter how do I get in on this?
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>>545784515
SURGE
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Kek you fags will have another 3 years of Nats running the country into the ground, and most of you probably voted for it
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89% returned, at this point Opportunity is kingmaker. They're taking about cuxon picking up the phone to Q already
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has r/NZ realised they lost yet? are they joining the 41%?
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That NZHerald reporter is really cute
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>>545784605
Get a neck tattoo, suddenly single mothers will find you irresistible and you can move in with them
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That old hag in NZH parroting that bloody Nats are far right is really grinding my gears
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>>545784553
one of my dipshit workmates went out and rented a $750/wk house for himself because he'd convinced himself that the government was just going to pay for it (???) anyway now he's fucked
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>>545784551
Doesn't hold a candle to prime Rebecca Wright
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What is r/newzealand mad about? I'm not going to reddit to find out.
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>>545784645
get ready for the riots tomorrow to protest about the overhang
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>>545784645
It's not really us vs them. Everyone loses
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>>545784635
nope, not needed
>67 of 66
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>>545784501
It's not semantics a rebate and a tax deductible expense are two different you dumb nigger
Landlords literally no different than any other business and gets no benfical tax treatment than any other businesses. It's not my fault your a dumb gorilla nigger than can't understand this and talks about landlord rebates like the dumb financially illiterate nigger you are

Nigger
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Nadia Lim is cute, forgive me hitler
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>>545784679
Who cares?
I talked to someone on Discord who was a reddit person. She blocked me for saying that Maori Only seats in Parliament were race based.
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>>545784679
Had a nosy. Crying about the mmp system and overhangs. GuYs THiS NeDs TO cHENGE!!!11OENOENEONEONE
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>>545784679
You're missing out, their tears are so delicious
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>>545784668
I swear it’s this America-brained mentality that National is some far right party to Labor being far left. Like everything has to be in extremes of LEFT VS RIGHT UNGA BUNGA
it’s left vs centre left
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>>545784712
we can make landlords like a true business if he wants, and charge 15% GST on rent
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>>545784697
how is it not us vs them? pretty sure the left wants to flood the country with migrants to replace native white NZers
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>>545784635
Opp hasnt been in a kingmaker position for more than 2 minutes so far all night
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>>545784746
they're so fucking dramatic good god. children
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I just finished setting up a guitar I bought on marketplace and have uber jeets on the way in the pouring rain with my burritos

The only thing that would make this night bearable is Q Wong giving me a sloppy blowjob in the toilets at Mish Mosh
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>>545784734
>Who cares?
Seems that someone on /pol/ cares quite a lot which is why I'm asking.
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>>545784670
In the past he probably had winz meetings, you basically give them the tenancy agreement and they work out how much assistance you get. Doesn't work if you're not a parent and have a job
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>>545784351
Holly a Lebensborn candidate
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>>545784746
>comparing the GOP to National
Jesus Christ
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>>545784775
Do chinks have wet mouths tho?
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>>545784679
They spend years isolated in their circlejerk, it's a massive shock to them that national voters exist
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>>545784722
This post was written by a North Island Multiculturalist

South Island Secession is Imperative to keep us away from these Animals
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>Melissa Lee gone after 18 years
Always thought she was cute
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>>545784722
Cook me some fucking eggs bitch!!
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>>545783450
did your equivalent to Pauline Hanson win lads?
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>>545784757
Dumb faggot probably thinks there already is gst on resi rent
>muh landlord tax rebates
Fucking redditors
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So how hard did our butts get fucked for the coming 3 years? big Labour win as if 6 years of tanking the country hard under Jacinda wasn't enough.
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>>545784761
I'm watching 3 and they said it's looking that way. Mark Mitchell and Erica Stanford said cuxon is going to be picking up the phone. Simeon Brown was rattled when Paddy said he needs Opportunity.

I think it's because special votes will change things
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>>545784809
the sad thing is that even in their wildest fantasies, where TOP and the greens get in and smash the patriarchy etc, their own role remains the same: sitting at home, but getting more money from the government in exchange for nothing
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>>545784746
This is almost forgivable if you imagine them as a bunch of 18-21 year olds but redditors of this ilk frequently say some shite like they're 45 or 56 or some shit
Imagine being that grown and still so infantile

makes me shiver it does
>>
Chinaman outside luxon house big oof
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>>545784807
unironically the best bj I ever had was from a chubby Jap girl I met on bumble while she was on a travelling holiday here
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>>545784821
kek based, I'm happy to lend my chainsaw to cut the cook strait up
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Mt Roskill - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 27 - 78 of 100 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
28,320
78.0%
LEADING CANDIDATE: WOOD, Michael Philip 12,541
2nd CANDIDATE: CHEUNG, Carlos 12,386
CURRENT MARGIN: 155
PARTY VOTE LEAD: Labour Party 35.75%
2nd PARTY: National Party 33.81%


Hamilton East - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 12 - 70 of 72 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
31,188
97.2%
LEADING CANDIDATE: HAMILTON, Ryan 14,050
2nd CANDIDATE: DANSEY, Georgie 13,594
CURRENT MARGIN: 456
PARTY VOTE LEAD: National Party 31.73%
2nd PARTY: Labour Party 30.20%

Wairarapa - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 55 - 75 of 85 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
36,306
88.2%
LEADING CANDIDATE: BUTTERICK, Mike 15,815
2nd CANDIDATE: McANULTY, Kieran 15,533
CURRENT MARGIN: 282
PARTY VOTE LEAD: National Party 31.15%
2nd PARTY: Labour Party 28.61%
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>>545784598
I have no idea, I'm just talking about impacting population numbers and disrupting breeding of threatened species.
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>>545784846
no we don't have one
plz invade us ASAP when she wins
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tova looking so fucking good at 44
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Obsession with Hamilton East has ended, Mt Roskill is my new priority now
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>>545784809
They also believe that national voters are evil billionaire apologists who want to kill the poor, and that ACT are nazis
They can’t fathom the idea that there are a multitude of reasons to vote blue or red. I’ve voted twice for Labor and once for National, which is a concept they can’t wrap their head around. Kiwis typically aren’t really hard committed to parties
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>>545784821
I know I have to resist the temptation. The fleeting pleasures of chink pussy don't measure up to long term white nationalism but good lord does it sway you... I must stay my hand! No rapes!
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>>545784853
It's an advancement.
We can now give birth, take the baby home, THEN cave it's head in with a hammer.
Oh wait, that's allowed under Jacinda (Minister for Children) Ardern's law
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Praying the left or TOP gets a few more seats, the funniest outcome would be TOP becoming kingmaker only to dash the redditors hopes of a labour gov by siding with national
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>>545784846
Conservative Party NZ 1,799 0.07 - - -
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the tranny on tv1 is getting very upset at the national shill
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>The Prime Minister lives in David Seymour's electorate
Funky
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>>545784936
remember that one election where people really thought NC was going to be a thing and they didn't even get 1%
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>>545784821
ngl i'll be sneaking across that border like a nicuraguwan triple-rapist
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>>545784933
kek
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>>545784856
fuck TOP, but probably a confidence and supply agreement just to keep them in check and let their leftist factions kill each other until they're <5% again like NZF in 2020
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>>545784947
Tranny on One was being fucking delusional
>Chippy lifted his party!!!!!
Yeah one whole seat
Next leader (and probably PM) is going to be Arena Williams which will be weird because I went to University at the same time as her
>>
Who here would help me spit roast tova?
>>
>>545784963
I still believe mein fuhrer Leighton Baker will make anime real
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>>545785006
i went to uni with jacinda
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>>545784933
Kingmaker elections are so funny. I remember flatting with a youngnat in 2017 and he started screeching at Winnie when he went with Labor and decided the election on his own. It was so funny; one of the goofiest aspects of MMP
>>
Mrs didn't put out tempted to break up with her insane menopausal ass and go back to Australia again
I just come home from work to chaos and I'm over it 10 months of hell

Now she won't talk to me or put out at all while I slave away at some shit trade I hate all to support her
2 months of no sex or bad sex if and when she eventually does feel like it
I love her less and less each day with this bullcrap

Anyway I hope Winston Peters gets more votes I'm miserable no friends can't game she just wants to sit on her phone watching reels leaving me bored as shit and doesn't seem to care
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>>545785021
can i stick it in her ass
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>>545785048
whats ur trade m8
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>>545785045
i remember that election, i thought it was hilarious and that national completely deserved it. obviously nobody knew what a shitshow we were getting ourselves into
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Bish is officially cooked, big rip for the big lad
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>>545785050
I bet that's what she prefers
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>>545784929
I genuinely have no idea how you warp your mind into this kind of state.
It seems like it's pornography and media.
Next you will embrace an African, then a Man.
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tova acting like she's taken half a cap
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>Nat block won the election
>Fucking roasties talking like Luxon must resign right now in shame

Seriously, who the FUCK vetted those cows to roleplay as political pundits?
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Face fucking Tova and the other one on the left of the panel don't know her name
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>>545784757
Sorry but I'm not a rentoid. I just recognize landlords as the leeches that they are.

>>545784851
Still waiting for you to explain how it's any different than a tax cut for all practical intents and purposes, or are you just going to keep babbling about the technicalities?
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>>545785108
>her
>>
nat lost a seat
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>>545785106

The only man in the panel immediately calls them out kek

>He still gonna be the PM you know
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>>545785099
>I genuinely have no idea how you warp your mind into this kind of state.
Shitposting, mainly. Two ticks for NZF but I do wish there was a party that was properly right wing. I'm just hammered and want to deflower female MPs
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>>545785076
Done basically all of them
At the moment I'm a millwright working with pine

Love the job but her Bs is spilling over into work pays good but hard hours I get back physically drained and so tired I can barely move and I have to put out at the drop of a hat and do everything she wants she does basically nothing I want which is mostly just basic affection sex love etc
She hasn't had any feelings towards me in ages I've just had enough the love is fading and it's horrible she was my first and I'm so close to marrying her but she's getting worse each day
>>
So what the fuck is going on, are we actually getting Labour????
>>
2026 General Election - Preliminary Count
Nationwide Party Votes - 94.0% of results counted
Progressive updates of nationwide party votes as results from each voting place are returned.

Percentage of vote
29.31%
NAT

29.17%
LAB

13.30%
GP

10.99%
ACT

9.82%
NZF

5.96%
OPP

0.56%
TPMAO

0.85%
OTHER
Projected total seats
41 35 16 13 12 7 5 0

How Parliament would look
LIVE
94.0% counted
56 Labour bloc
65 to govern
National bloc 66
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>>545785159
I tossed up NZF and ACT's top 10 policies and landed on ACT.
I voted for some dude locally because he had an English name
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>>545785168
only if all special votes from overseas are all labour votes I think
it's possible
>>
interesting observation, the two maori party candidates that DIDNT win their maori seats, had white names. and lost to labour candidates that DID have maori sounding names.
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>>545785168
defs not, NZB are 100% sure that NACT gets to 67. They've called it without luxon needing to phone TOP
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>>545785134
Being treated like every other business isn't a tax cut you fucking retard. They literally jist get deductions like anyone else with even some special rules hurting them. Now piss off back to your retard chamber in reddit I'm done with you
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>>545785168
what? lol no.
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>>545784853
The last 3 years under cuxon and Willis were way worse for me than labours fuck ups
>>
thank god the left are too retarded to vote strategically
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>>545785151
>>545785168

Nat has been swinging 41-42 for about 2 hours. It doesnt change things as the total of seats to win increases from 65 to 66

But we need to wait how those last close electorates end
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>>545785168
Read the thread knobhead
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>>545785043
any funny or fucked up stories involving her?
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>>545785221
Ah whew I almost had a panic
I didn't prepare for a Labour government, I would have packed my bags and be ready to depart to a tax haven immediately
>>
once again, lefties are pinning their copes on the special votes
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>>545785231
Hippo tissue status?
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>>545785207
It's winz paying towards 80% of rentals that is the real secret
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>Opportunity at 5.97

Give them your energy /nzg/
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>>545785207
>landlords used to pay more tax
>national reintroduces tax policy which lets them pay less
>NOOO DOESN'T COUNT
Uhhhhh alright whatever you say bro.
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It shouldn't make sense but it probably dose. The coalition bumbled with their questionares on the news, their campaign slogans are weird since they didn't really outlined a plan outside of, "Let use keep doing what we're doing. trust me mate, also don't vote for these other cunts." and to top it all off, ever since they went into power, they did jackshit but screw over everyone except for Landlords, big businesses and the small chance that trump senpai will notice them.

However, the thing is that aiming for all the retirees. They're easy to scare with all the AI ads on facebook and how Chloe is a scary green commie. You keep billionaires happy by pushing through these laws, plus you now don't even need to disguise it for being for new zealands because muh unzeeed.

tldr: Labor would've needed someone other than chipie if they ever wanted to turn the tide. Greens would've need to strategized votes instead of being self detrimental spastic retard of a party.
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Do special votes count towards electorate vote or just party vote?
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>>545785167
yeah fuck thats a tough one
i can't actually offer you advice because reading your post has made me realise i have had quite an easy life marked by lack of any real effort or commitment to anything
but i wish i could
maybe you could take her out for a dinner and tell her how you feel? maybe she's depressed or something
good luck mate
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Your dollar is shit. Not even worth invading. Why are kiwis all liars who fight over small amounts of money? I had a kiwi phoning australian police to report racism because i showed a meme that said "leave the sheep alone" and the basis for the report was "that it's well known that New Zealand has a reputation for sheep shagging" and the cops laughed
>>
CHRIS LUXON
SCRIB DOON
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Wairarapa - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 55 - 79 of 85 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
39,728
92.9%
LEADING CANDIDATE: McANULTY, Kieran 17,164
2nd CANDIDATE: BUTTERICK, Mike 17,110
CURRENT MARGIN: 54
PARTY VOTE LEAD: National Party 30.84%
2nd PARTY: Labour Party 28.78%
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>>545785305
both. overseas electorates are based on where they last lived
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>>545785192
Fair enough, I was tossing up between the two during the last one, just edging out for NZF
>>
Its ogre. /our lad/ did it

Hamilton East - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 12 - 72 of 72 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
31,391
100.0%
LEADING CANDIDATE: HAMILTON, Ryan 14,139
2nd CANDIDATE: DANSEY, Georgie 13,683
CURRENT MARGIN: 456
PARTY VOTE LEAD: National Party 31.72%
2nd PARTY: Labour Party 30.19%
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I already dumped my gf once over her acting like this sex with her sucks she's dry and not tight anymore and puts zero effort fully admits all of this yet I'm meant to be ok with no sex no masturbation of any kind

Anyways I hope nzf wins and I find someone better problem is I haven't and she's unvaccinated
Tempted to go fuck fat girls again but their all leftist and vaxxed
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>>545785327
Wellington Bays is fucking tight as well kek.
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>>545785313
Blah Blah Blah
You're a Fat Cunt, fuck off
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there is an unbelievable amount of division in society right now
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>>545785313
>I had a kiwi phoning australian police to report racism because i showed a meme that said "leave the sheep alone"
Indian trying to earn good boy points. He probably raped one of our cows after he hung up the phone. We tend to just fuck the sheep and go about our day, we don't make a huge deal.
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>>545785352
do you ever see cutie high school girls walking around in their uniforms? i cant wait to study abroad in japan to see them cuties...
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>>545785262
not really. i wouldnt be surprised if there was a vigorous purge to get rid of any incriminating online before her totally grassroots organic miraculous star shot to fame
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>>545785295
You talking about bringing back interest deductibility? You mean treating them like everyone else and how it should be? That's somehow a "rebate" lmao
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>>545785361
The dollars are fat. Im earing more as a sole trader than a 20 year new zealand company with hundreds of thousands of dollars of equipment.
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>>545785339
I'm also salty at NZF because he ran on NZ First policies and then became Deputy Prime Minister and did a 180 on EVERYTHING.

He's in his 80's man, that shouldn't even be allowed
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>>545785360
yeah but thats an utterly irrelevant race innit
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>>545785352
>run a candidate called Hamilton in Hamilton
Is this a highIQ play?
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>Opportunity's big bash is already over
kek
Bedtime for the centrists!
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>>545785386
I wonder if that's because we went from a monocultural high cohesion society to being a multicultural shit hole
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>>545785352
YATTA
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>>545785361
>giving him a (you) in the first place

You lost
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>you now remember Todd Mueller
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>>545785404
I'm sure you're earing lots
Show your holdings or beat it
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>>545785442
not yet
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>>545785398
national took their sweet time in rolling that back, too. they could've killed it with the stroke of a pen but they slow walked it, milked all the money and blamed labour at the same time. not too impressed desu
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>>545785310
Tried everything
I sold up all I had in aus burnt all bridges to be with her yet I feel she doesn't really appreciate or understand fully what that's like to then move to a new country only.to find a loving girl who turns totally psycho in a year due to perimenapause and other health issues
I'm medically and mentally fine decent looking mid.30s big dick confident good looking make decent money yet I bend over backwards for her and sometimes nothing is good enough

So depressed I can't sleep I gave up my house dog car family and even all my possessions for her yet she thinks I don't fucking ever do enough

Sad part is she's self aware enough to know she's in the wrong and it's menopause and I love her dearly and almost kms last.time I left but I dunno how much longer I can put up with the no sex physical and mental torturing no sleep no fun

Suck part is that I just got a new job and rental with her and yet I just wanna bail am I a fuckin moron I know I should stick it out but it's so hard
>>
>NZB so bored they're talking about F1
kek based
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>>545785386
Any boomer retard crying about “division” needs to be euthanised
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>Still begging for the party vote
Old crow
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genter ahead again in wellington bays, boo
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>>545785416
Yeah, it'd be nice if he properly took notice of the remigration movement that's gaining traction lately. Anti mass migration doesn't really mean anything if you're only receiving "slightly less" jeets and calling it a day. Something something Overton window shift
>>
I think a last thread is in order
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>>545785429
This country was built on biculturalism, not to mention the chinese being a big part of our history and society. We aren't europe
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>>545785502
>I gave up everything for her
women never respect men who do this dude
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>>545785570
>remigration movement
LMAO
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>>545785167
It will get way, way worse once you're married
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tranny full blown melty
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>>545785586
eat shit though antiwhite redditor retard
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>>545784746
These retards no doubt obsessed with amerimutt politics and think they're also entitled to be just as dramatic even though the stakes are 1000x smaller on this bumfuck island.
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2026 General Election - Preliminary Count
Nationwide Party Votes - 95.6% of results counted
Progressive updates of nationwide party votes as results from each voting place are returned.

Percentage of vote
29.30%
NAT

29.21%
LAB

13.30%
GP

10.98%
ACT

9.80%
NZF

5.97%
OPP

0.56%
TPMAO

0.85%
OTHER
Projected total seats
42 35 16 13 12 7 5 0


How Parliament would look
LIVE
95.6% counted
56 Labour bloc
66 to govern
National bloc 67
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>>545785601
Okay it's just stickers and a bloke getting arrested, maybe it's not that big lol
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>>545785586
too bad we ignored 200 years of chinese contributions in favour of pandering to fruit pickers from the island who showed up in the 70s and refused to leave
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>>545785502
Have you tried being more attractive? All this unsolicited bitching and whining is a major turnoff for women.
>>
QUIET

Lord luxsingh is going to speak
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>>545785586
Chinks done fuck all, it was the British empire, Feral Australians (criminals and also a lot of people escaping debt), and a lot of Americans like whalers.

Murrys were just people who hanged around scrounging and occasionally committing violence. They weren't making a country in any way
>>
Does luxon enter his wife headfirst
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>>545785651
>YNR Action Zelandia shills on /pol/
>>
whole of south island is counted up
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>>545785666
>200 years of Chinese contributions
this is "slaves built the United States" tier
give it a rest mate
everything good here comes from white people. it's really simple
>>
>been busy rooting a vietnamese prostitute
what'd I miss lads
are we getting 3 years of chippy & chloe zwarbuckstein or 3 years of based Winston putting off retirement
also where are the youtube links
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>>545785502
well dont fucking kill yourself
and don't kill her either
being a woman she wouldnt understand what working a physical job is like, you're assuming she knows you bust your guts, after all she would work in an office, right?
>So depressed I can't sleep I gave up my house dog car family and even all my possessions for her yet she thinks I don't fucking ever do enough
but why? couldn't you just bring her to aus rather than giving everything up? does she have a record or something?
i am not sure i would ever give a dog up for a woman
>>
lol I was right >>545781600
Weapons-grade cringe from National HQ right now
>>
>>545785694
No idea what that means my little whaling chum, gobless Keith
>>
FLIPPED AGAIN


Wairarapa - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 55 - 82 of 85 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
41,025
96.5%
LEADING CANDIDATE: BUTTERICK, Mike 17,728
2nd CANDIDATE: McANULTY, Kieran 17,590
CURRENT MARGIN: 138
PARTY VOTE LEAD: National Party 30.87%
2nd PARTY: Labour Party 28.69%
>>
>>545785463
Everyone is new zealand is leveraged to the max. They have no purchasing power. I earned over $10,750nzd in a week this month lol
>>
>>545785694
Goddamn they were embarrassing
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>we went from a monocultural high cohesion society
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>>545785714
latter
Redditors are having a Troon melty because the right wing "cheated" by strategic voting
>>
Amanda luxon is sort of okay. Slightly square jawed. A 3 pinter.
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>>545785748
isn't it irrelevant now
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Did you guys see the fucking TITS on that asian slut in the blue dress?
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For that anondo who cared, Greens flipped WB as well

Wellington Bays - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 58 - 72 of 74 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
39,544
97.3%
LEADING CANDIDATE: RENNEY, Craig 14,755
2nd CANDIDATE: GENTER, Julie Anne 14,685
CURRENT MARGIN: 70
PARTY VOTE LEAD: Labour Party 34.09%
2nd PARTY: Green Party 28.93%
>>
The National crowd are all shitskins
>>
>Past midnight
He's taking the piss again
>>545785805
Absolute slampig, probably got fucked in the toilets earlier
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>luxon hugging all the indians
you voted for this
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>>545785713
i dont really dispute that i suppose. my main point being the other sentence, why does "pasikifa" get a free ride on the back of "maori" for gibs
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>>545785768
thank fuck.
I was going to put off moving back to NZ if labour+greens got in
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BLUE TITS BLUE TITS BLUE TITS BLUE TITS BLUE TITS
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>>545785679
Glad I'm not home right now, look at all those ass kissers in that room and they're all looking at him
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>It looks like an MMP special
Oh shit an actually good line from Luxon
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>>545785766
nigga is gonna sit here and pretend the country wasn't built when it was 100% All White governed
bro thinks Chinese laundromats and Maori tribes were co partners LMAO
you think American slaves helped write the constitution too bro?
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Good lord the milkers on this one
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>>545785666
The islanders were the proto jeets since the government attracted them with jobs and visas since they listen to the farmers on why setting up industry here is siccck. And when it eventually went to shit, the government decided that going all Ice on them was somehow gonna fix it or idk.
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>>545785815
wellington bays was called rongotai last time, interesting seeing them changing a te reo maori name to an english one instead of other way round
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Jesus christ the racial makeup of that room is grim
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>>545785871
Proper kiwi girl phwoarrrrr

God bless the Asian invasion
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>>545785853
>>545785805
screencap?
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>>545785871
i wanna see that fat tummy wobble while i piston inside her missionary style
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>NOOOOOOOOOO
kek
This crowd has more life than their shit campaign
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>>545785798
With those weird overhang rules im not sure, but winning each constituency should matter innit
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>>545785871
Sorry Q, National takes this one...
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>>545785876
trust me there was a great deal of pants pissing over that
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Whiteness ranking of the crowds:
Greens > Labour >>>> Nats
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BIG ASIAN TITTIES
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>>545784309
Don't you realise that offshore from New Zealand (outside territorial waters, between Aus and NZ) that there is a massive foreign fishing fleet operating 365 24/7?
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Imagine raping Chris hipkins. Do you think he'd cum, and feel perpetually confused henceforth?
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>>545785938
online right wing chuds are always filipino/indian/latinx wheras far left maoist third worldist tankies are like pure aryans. wonder why.
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>>545785929
I think even if labour flips that one they need to win what, 3+ seats through special votes to form a majority assuming they get TOP?
shits turning into an NCEA calculus problem
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>>545785863
At no point in history was NZ a "monocultural high cohesion society". We ended up with a treaty of Waitangi instead of a constitution for a reason.
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>Best electorate in the country but I live in Epsom
What did he mean by this?
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>>545785938
White do everything better including suicidal empathy towards chinks, jeets and commies. It's a double edged sword.
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>>545785758
>I earned over $10,750nzd in a week this month lol
Is that a lot of money for you?
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>>545785965
he'd probably apologise to you and hope he didn't invalidate your lived experiences
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The NZBORA should've been supreme law
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Chris "OPEN THE BORDERS" Luxon
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Kiwi DJ scratching vinyl be like oo waka waka waka haha just goofin' fuck Wakas.
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what steams are you cunts watching?
RNZ and Duncan Garner stream are lame
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>>545785855
Not so ghoulish huh
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>>545785586
90% of NZ was white in the 60s. So extremely literally, they were not a big part of our history.
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LOL One cut Luxon off
Another cracking /nzeg/ in the books, see you next time lads
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>>545785921
Yeah that crowd reminded me of old National
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crashing out. guess we wait for the special votes now, what a close one
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>>545785996
my god you're such a retarded faggot
for all of the history when this country was built from nothing, it was 100% white rule, Maori and "muh Chinese laundries" had zero political power, influence, and were basically segregated from society or on the lowest rung working class with no say in running things
the MOMENT the crown cucked to Maori and started giving them treaty concessions in the 1970s is when this country started terminal decline
now it's a multiracial, multicultural, low trust shithole, and you retards are still too stupid to see what happened or why
im so glad you lost
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>>545786117
And the blackest lowest maori acted more white and had a cleaner accent than a white north islander now
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Now that's what I call closure on a close race cheers Jack Lame
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>>545786153
the crown doesnt do anything for us anymore
just leave them already
i voted in favour of changing the flag in 2014/5 btw
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>>545786117
the backbone of this country, like almost all western nations, was built before ww2, when we were 95% white british
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I think this is it from me. Last results

2026 General Election - Preliminary Count
Nationwide Party Votes - 96.8% of results counted
Progressive updates of nationwide party votes as results from each voting place are returned.

Percentage of vote
29.29%
NAT

29.24%
LAB

13.29%
GP

10.97%
ACT

9.80%
NZF

5.97%
OPP

0.56%
TPMAO

0.85%
OTHER
Projected total seats
42 35 16 13 12 7 5 0


How Parliament would look
LIVE
96.9% counted
56 Labour bloc
66 to govern
National bloc 67

Wairarapa - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 55 - 83 of 85 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
41,381
97.6%
LEADING CANDIDATE: BUTTERICK, Mike 17,847
2nd CANDIDATE: McANULTY, Kieran 17,778
CURRENT MARGIN: 69
PARTY VOTE LEAD: National Party 30.79%
2nd PARTY: Labour Party 28.81%

Mt Roskill - Preliminary Count
Electorate No. 27 - 90 of 100 results counted
VOTES COUNTED:
30,276
90.0%
LEADING CANDIDATE: WOOD, Michael Philip 13,443
2nd CANDIDATE: CHEUNG, Carlos 13,179
CURRENT MARGIN: 264
PARTY VOTE LEAD: Labour Party 35.81%
2nd PARTY: National Party 33.81%

Its all special votes after this
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>>545786153
I wouldn't even say they cucked, I'd say they were enforced by the UN to do it. Maori culture was just dying quietly without a fight
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>>545786200
We had a lot of Irish too you know
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>>545785855
I'll have a burger with that milkshake
>>545785871
her babies aren't going hungry
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qrd? who won? the import jeets who then flood into australia party or the red version of that
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>>545786144
Yeah same it's late, we won't know until like the 27th of Nov
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>>545785982
Socialist Democracy is the ideology of White people.
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With special votes Nats will lose ~2 seats and Labour/Green will gain them. Right bloc can't form a government alone. Then TOP is kingmaker.

This is 100% what will happen. Unless Winnie is cheeky enough to join Labour instead.
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>>545786153
>100% white rule
>monocultural
lol, do you also believe that the Yuan dynasty made the chinese cultural mongols? You're the retarded faggot here.
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>>545786253
former, but they won by "gaming the system" which is making leftists fume
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>>545786291
Yep, seems pretty obvious this is what was going to happen right from the beginning
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>>545786253
Draw, specials need to come in before negotiations begin, 27 Nov. Caretaker govt in meantime
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>>545786295
>Id is literally Good Goy
>telling me I'm the retard
go suck Maori cock harder and fellate them into having a magic wakanda Whites ruined when they built all the infrastructure and institutions that made this country worth living in
don't worry, I'm sure pajeet and chang will become super tolerant of each other and you in a couple generations.
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>>545786291
Nah they got no list seats so they can't lose any
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>>545786253
The right bloc has the numbers to form a government without the unaligned "kingmaker" TOP party, they also have the popular vote by a tiny margin (will probably change are special votes)
We'll have a right bloc government again
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>>545786117
can somone bake?
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>>545786410
They can lose electorate seats
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>>545786393
If you want to schizobabble about whatever alt history enthnostate fantasy that's in your head I'm not going to stop you. I simply don't think you know what the word monoculture means.
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>>545786476
Still gets you a couple of CDs at penny lane eh cuz ohh hee hee hee
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>>545786316
>>545786375
>>545786412
what was up with top? seemed pretty astroturfed
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>>545786511
Thats where EVERY CUNT is a SHEEP SHAGGER
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LOL so apparently Hasan Piker endorsed Green electorate votes
Thanks a lot for wrecking their chances you Turkish faggot
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>>545786540
Wong sucked Dong. It went Wrong.
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>>545786511
it means there was one dominant culture, you stupid fuck
maori and Chinese had NO political power when everything worth anything here was built, stupid tranny faggot
are you going to tell me china is not monocultural because Han Chinese aren't the only group there?
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>>545786557
The problem was that there was no Muslim candidates he could endorse.
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>>545786557
Why would a Muslim endorse Homosexuals?
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>>545786557
lmfao retard with zero idea of how elections here work
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>>545786638
>>545786657
He should have endorsed Free Plasticine
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>>545786576
>Maori and Chinese had NO political power
objectively incorrect
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>>545786576
It means homogeneous. It has nothing to do with one dominating the rest. Back to school you go.
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>>545786698
show me Maori and Chinese politicians in pre WW2 nz
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kek

fuckin hasan ay?
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>>545786671
I suppose each party ties a card with their logo to a sheep and they all get walked down main street. The most fucked sheep wins the seat
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>>545786715
new bread
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>>545785758
>>545786008
LMAO
Haven't heard from him since.
Imagine running your own company in Australia and barely beating $10k NZD... in Australia
Poor guy
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>>545786712
>A monoculture society (or monoculturalism) is a social environment, nation, or organization dominated by a single, uniform culture, set of values, language, religion, or ethnic identity, where diversity is minimized or actively suppressed
fuck off and die lying faggot. you lost btw
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Even in a NZ politics thread I cannot escape amerimutt influencer shit.

>>545786788
Are you illiterate? You do realize that's literally different to what you were sperging about just before right?
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>>545786784
Im not running a company. Im just a sole trader
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>>545786951
I literally never disputed that Maori were here since whites arrived and built the country, obviously they were you dumb fucking retard.
but they had no political power, ergo it was a (white) monoculture, because whites were totally politically dominant in shaping the society
I know being a left winger means having brain damage but at least try to follow along and understand. you don't have to pretend to be retarded to win, in fact it cost you the election
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>>545785611
Sucks because she's having lows and is diabetic with 5 auto immune disorders
When she's functioning correctly health wise she's lovely but it's rare
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>>545785668
Yeah
Even ordered her horny medication lol let's see if it works
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>>545785715
She works physical jobs too on yards like me but yeah she hasn't actually been there yet
When I don't cum for a week or month or two or longer I go insane like this
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>>545787349
You sound like a huge faggot so you should just stick to fucking men's asses and then when you're done, please kill yourself post haste
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>>545787349
If you wont rape her then just walk around with your boner out pointing at it, also rub your nuts on her
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>>545787442
Ack
C
K
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>>545787462
Already cummed all over her in my sleep then blacked out and she gave me a prostate orgasm with pain pills
But yeah I need penis in vagina sex
I miss her blow jobs and foot jobs curse my high sex drive
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any r/nz saltmine finds?
(ill check tomorrow, GN all)



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