> be a nigger> can freely enter random countries> can get gibs for free> can get pussy for free> can act retarded/chimpout with little consequencesHow do I become a nigger, I want to niggermaxx. Can I paint myself black, retardmaxx, and achieve all of these things?Being civilized is overrated as fuck and is for goyim.
Bump to my gay thread.
>>545785638How do you achieve the nigger stink thoughbeit?
>>545786367Jej! wrong image
>>545786367Keep your balls sweaty, showering is for gay ass nigga faggots.
>>545785638I'm in. If I look like this guy I can finally get a blonde girlfriend.
>>545785638you can just become who you are. i claim welfare in 2 EU countries + bongland. i have a home given to me by the state. i have commited serious crimes on three continents and never faced any jail. i have four kids with two women and have never payed a red cent in child support...and all i want in life is to watch moo, play vidya and occasionally coom onto a prostitute. why are you not a nigger yet, /pol/?
>>545786545Gigabased.
>>545785638Oy Vey, mutt goy knows it
>>545786434SmartSomeone's joggin the old noggin
>>545786459Not if you were still an asshole, you wouldn’t. Seriously though. No one wants to be around a miserable whiny asshole. Regardless of color.
>>545785638Except we’ll never have the smug self-assurance of a mediocre, vanilla, Caucasian male. So there’s that
>>545785638....
>>545785638> can get pussy for freeThis is true for everyone if you're not horrendously ugly/retarded.
>>545789545I am fat, I have one leg, and sometimes I shit myself. Even still, I feel superior to most other people. Wish I was a nigger though, I would be able to rap and get a ton of bitches. Even better, become a niggerjew, that's the most based combo, elite genetics.
>>545788148Yeah, you'll just have the smug idiotic violent self assurance of a mud colored ape with an IQ of 75.
>>545790179Kike ain't nothing but a nigger turned inside out.
>>545790179See, same abomination.
>>545790179I knew a guy who was fat and had one leg and he could steal your girlfriend. Hell he almost stole mine. The difference he was a hell's angel and sold weed back when that would get you 30 years on the penitent.
>>545786545Haha you fucking loser.
>>545790866Based chad.
