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>>545799116
God damn. I can't stand this shit. If you gave me $1 million, I'd have something to show for it. A fuckload of PS5's or gaming pc's or houses or cars or fucking SOMETHING. Something tangible.Why is it the stupid motherfuckers who blow money are the ones who get to borrow it all?
>>545799306>all-female teamLibs. And, women are complete systematic fuck-ups.
after gettin banged out by a bunch of blacks, skier lady lindsey vonn is happy with her white bf (who is also a skier). maybe she will escape the toll of having ugly halfricans.
>>545799116It's not bourbon if it comes from fuxking Seattle it's just fucking whisky. Bourbon is a region of Kentucky and only bourbon whisky comes from there. Just like champagne only comes from the champagne region of France.Second women don't even like whisky, who thought this was a good venture? No refunds.
>OF at the ripe age of 76>mormon lady is divorcing after having 4 kids
>>545799116I don't get it. Lots of good products fail to be commercialized. What makes this one so egregious?>>545799306$1m is nothing when you're setting up a business, buying premises, buying equipment, hiring staff. It burns fast without a revenue stream.
>>545799116>bourbon>from seattle
>>545799794>sell it to unsuspecting drunkards who just order whatever at the bar and don't care>still can't maintain, goes bankwupt
>>545799306You can borrow money too, there are lots of ways. You're just too retarded to make more off of it than the cost of the interest payments. Most people are, and that's why most people suck at business
>>545799116>go bankrupt selling fucking alcoholthis has to violate some thermodynamic law
Breaking Bad star RJ Mitte 'hanged himself at his Texas home', report claims following tragic suicide.>was told to choose between wife or mother>got his fortune vastly reduced by shiesty manager, possibly also a woman, i didn't bother to look up info on who it was>he had a house in TX and a cute wife with nice tiddies>he could've survived just on doing conventions, podcasts and cameos>instead he gave up and necked at age 34>younger than me, better looking, definitely more successful and famousrekt. foids, not even once. unless you're paying an escort who you trust. (note - tons of fake ads and escorts who pair up with pimps to rob johns out there, so that's also a minefield)
>>545799116The alcohol industry has been undergoing a major contraction and the whiskey market is too goddamn saturated. Nothing about this has to do with foids being foids.
>>545800205>>545799728they were stoopid and made a mistake somewhere. they won awards too. lack of $ to market? i don't know, didn't read the article. i'm just shitpoasting to pass time.
>>545800271But anon. Women won't touch my penis.
>>545799283>dtf anywhere, anytime
>>545800205here is linky if you wanna read moarhttps://www.dailymail.com/yourmoney/article-16269489/seattle-2bar-distillery-bankruptcy.htmli assume Seattle is pricey place to do biznizshoulda done it in a more pro-biz state lulz
>>545799116>Seattle>bourbonThat’s not bourbon it’s whiskeyi hate faggot retarded women
>>545800229>redhead>nose ringIts like that silly string gag from The Simpsons, if you're dumb enough to eat it, you deserve to die!
>>545799116>2Bar>award winningWhat award could it possibly have won? It’s dogshit even for “craft” whiskey
>>545799116>Women are literal retardsWhat else is new. But it’s good we keep this reminder going. Thank you OP. This should be a daily thread/general.
>>545800490All bourbon is whiskey you dunderhead. Bourbon can be made anywhere in the US even though it's associated with Kentucky the most.
>>545799794Woodinville is an actually good whiskey from nearby Seattle but that’s about it. Skip Rock makes an ok but overpriced rye.
>>545800271>all-women team can't design a decent label, brand name, and online marketing strat that focuses on whisky-drinkin slutty feminists an cucked bluepilled numales >result: $1.07million in debt against just $156,000 in assets. (around 10x ratio) lulzWHY YES I'LL HAVE THE 2BAR BOURBON FROM SEATTLE PLEASE!!!
>>545800490Retard
at least they got to put some women's photos on the equipment :)
kanye west's wife still dressing LIKE A WHORE while running errands.newsflash bitch, you're rich, dontcha have an assistant to buy food for you?"tee hee you notice women dress like whores at the gym now?" - shane "the mong-looking" gillisnewsflash shane, they dress like that everywhere.
innocent drunken sapphic kiss between 2 rich sisters. kinda hot, not a big deal.
>>545799587This. The only woman I know who likes whiskey is my grandmother in law. She likes Maker's Mark and Diet Coke.
>>545800718No one wants to drink a young bourbon because they're mostly all swill.
"Award-winning" is a meaningless marketing term In the vast majority of industries you can pay some scammy jeet marketing company to present you with some fake "award" at a fake "ceremony" along with dozens of other companies who paid for the same privilege of calling themselves an "award winning company"
New INCEL thread just dropped!
>>545799116Doesn't Bourbon have to be made in Bourbon county to be called 'Bourbon?' has that changed recently?
>>545799587i'm guessing they aged it in bourbon barrels. i'm not gonna look into it further. but that was their reasoning.
>>545801209how did you get this photo of me you bloody benchod bastid?!?! i FUCK YOU
>>545800490bourbon isnt a "place", you retard.
>>545801094it says they won the award in Tokyo Wine & Spirits contest, ya little cheeky cunt
>>545801210No.
>>545799116One time, just as an experiment, I put my gf in charge of gathering some supplies for a quick camping trip. I had already gotten most of what we needed, so it wasn't big list. Mainly some dry snacks, 4 gallons of water, some cold cut meats and bread, paper towels, and sunscreen. I gave her $200, way more than enough to cover it all. She came back with 3 new outfits and potato chips and was utterly bewildered when I asked her where everything else was, like she had absolutely no idea that she had an actual job she was responsible for. Total deer-in-headlights expression. As an added bonus, she not only spent all of the $200 i gave her, but had to use almost $50 of her own money to cover the clothes she bought. Absolutely fucking retarded as shit. They arent even adults, let alone equals. Once you realize and accept that, and understand how you then need to handle them, your entire life will change.
>>545801094True. Especially in this fake as fuck feminazi society where holes just be lying to seem superior while being eternal fuckups.
anyway, some rich guy could easily buy it out and add it to his collection. elon could do something funny and turn it into tesla-branded bourbon.that's the thing about ladies, if they ever wanted to get saved, they could. pic rel. this lady lives in her car and simps send her free money all the time.
>>545799587Correct, in my alcoholic days burbon was my choice, jack daniels tastes like cheap vodka filtered through the charcoal of a pallet bon fire that was pissed on in the morning
>>545801444checky checkyes but them being stoopid is also what makes them cute sometimes. oh well.
>>545800718Rot gut walmart whiskey but not at walmart prices.
>>545800229that's his sister. his fiance works in HR and moved to atlanta against his wishes to arbitrarily fuck with people as an HR karen
>>545800718Looks like a monkey shoulder rip-off.
And all-male distilleries fail too. Many are failing right now because of unforeseen market shrinkage. Some are far, far older. But eventually those markets will open up again, and new distilleries will be attempted, and some will be successful. Probably none from Seattle because that's a really fucking stupid location to make brown spirits, but in general.
>>545803252best whisky i ever had was samsclub-brand members mark irish whiskey. for some odd reason it was on sale for $8. smooth. similar to glen livet.>>545804005yes human males are also stupid. but we are shitting on women here because they've been pumped up a little too much.
>>545799116whats the portraits on the vats mean? panties?
>>545799556This bitch is 42, she ain't having any kids lmao
>>545805160Romulan star empire.
>>545799306>If you gave me $1 million, I'd have something to show for it. A fuckload of PS5's or gaming pc's or houses or cars or fucking SOMETHING. Something tangible.>if you gave me $1,000,000 i would have something to show for it like [consumer spending]>thread is about a distillerywow you're stupid
>>545799116are they fermenting with vaginal yeast or something? what's so special about womans only?
>>545800718Maybe they should have made gay bourbon whiskey. It’s Seattle after all
>>545799306you think buying a million dollars in goods beats setting up a business? i don't get it.
>>545799587Japan I believe has the most stock inside Kentucky bourbon industry me thinks. I know Japan is heavily invested into the state as a whole>>545801233Bourbon barrels don’t mean shit. It’s a 51-49 mix of Corn/Rye minimum and being made in Kentucky that makes bourbon bourbon
>>545806030should've called it 2Lips haha
>>545799306wow! you are a fucking LOSER. "give me money and i could *buy stuff*". really? you're a genius, man. no one ever thought of that.
>>545799728>>545800287overall, people are drinking less. also, their whisky has to age many years before they can sell it, so they're not gonna make much $ initially. and, they're not going out of business. they're just trying to pause their debt repayments so that they can restructure and stay in business.
>>545800490>>545799587lol look at these faggots who believe this stupid old lie. bourbon can be made **anywhere** in the u.s. go fuck yourselves, you inbred ignorant niggers
>>545799306>>545799587>>545800205>>545800287>>545800271They went bankrupt because orange tranny imposed sanctions on Canadian liquor and we stopped stocking the shelves with American trash in return.Look up where Seattle is on a map and its proximity to Canada.
>>545805160she wanted to look more like a man?
>>545805160Kek from female to tranny
