The orange pedophile wants to make UFC CEO Dana White the White House Press Secretary and bring in UFC fighters as his assistants.Idiocracy is officially here.
>>545814521>Literally then begs some guy named Islam to protect himWell there goes the everyone against bombing Iran for the Jews is a Muslim-lover line. What will the miggers come up with next?
>>545814521>it's realwhat the fuck?
>>545814521kickass! I hope it happens. it'll be a REEEEEEEEEEE heard in space
>>545814521well democraps voted for goat fucking moooslimes
>>545814521Islamists will protect the US from the Lunatic Left, Inshallah!
>>545814521jej miggers literally have a thread celebrating this now>>545812772>back on track editionhahahaha fucking retards
>>545814521classic trump
>>545814754Show me your "REEEEEE" face!
>>545815466I don't think this makes anyone angry its just confusing
>>545815712What's confusing about it? Dana is a proven Trump dickrider
>>545815712>I don't thinkAnd that's your problem right there.
Dude you are SO not hegemon
>>545815712its not confusing. miggers love niggers. many say this
>>545814521What the fuck is your problem with this, retard
>>545816748Xirs problem is that it cut off its penis, thinks xhe's a woman, and dilation drives it crazy.
>>545814521Imagine Nicki Minaj rapping and twerking to introduce Dana White's announcement that the US is nuking Iran.
>>545816893We already had her, didn't we?
>its ACTUALLY realWhat the fuck is this?Americans, pls kill yourselves, holy fuck
>>545816999I consider it every day.
lol at rogan having to defend this
>>545814521>It's real
This is by far the most unserious, un-american, and jewish government in American history, blumpf and his pedophile cohort are pathetic. Fucking orange piece of shit
>>545814521This one has to be fake right? I can never tell anymore
>>545814521>DANA, PLEASE TAKE THE JOB.Jesus Christ
>>545817450>jewishDana and Donald are both rich old white fags. Joe Rogan, the guy whose endorsement basically won Trump the presidency, is... a rich old white fag. Elon Musk, the guy who spent the most of any private citizen in American history in an election... is a rich old white fag. I'm not seeing the jews, personally.
>>545817739stfu jew
>>545815466
>>545814754lmao yes. the fuckorange pedon has lost his marbles
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>>545817739You're not fooling anyone rabbi.
>>545817883he alsp posts over intellectualized charts and walls of text to cope him getting BTFO b/c of iran war and the nonstop jew cock sucking
>>545817776I don't know what to tell you. AIPAC is big and powerful, but here in my country, the guys with the most power are dudes with names like John Smith who live in estates on the east coast and have had money in their family for centuries. They're WASPs if they have any religion at all, but the real faith is in money
>>545814521>>545815761>>545815772>>545816066It's just a dumb strategy that won't even help Trump. Right now, Trump has an ally at the head of the UFC which is a powerful business and cultural institution. Instead of Trump protecting that ally and boosting the institution to grow his influence, Trump asks Dana to step down and potentially let someone who dislikes him take Dana's place. He's throwing away a major ally, potentially creating a major enemy, and what does he get out of it? A minor celebrity will answer loaded questions from reporters on a broadcast that virtually no one even watches, and maybe Trump will get slightly better headlines but probably not. What would Trump do if the next head of the UFC is rabidly anti-Trump like 90% of media people and has the whole organization running "Fuck Trump" skits and speeches? He will bitch on Truth Social like he does about SNL and the Oscars and Iran and South Park and the NYT. No strategy.
>>545817932What's the word for someone who doesn't understand metaphors, adages, allegories, similes, and such? Oh, that's right, it's NIGGER which is what you are...uhm oh, IS.Or you a jew.
>>545818035>won't even help TrumpOh, you think Trump needs halp? Oy vey.
>Tonight, the weigh-in! We will see just how much of Benjamin Netanyahu’s semen will go down Donald’s throat!
>>545818064shut the fuck up you fat and indebted racemixed piece of goy cattle
>>545818306hehetruth hurts, don't it, nigger.
>>545814521>le orange reality star man says something shockingJust stop ffs
>>545817103truebut he won't
Americans...
>>545814521What in the actual fuck is this?
>>545814521how the fuck is this demented retard not impeached yet?
What a fuckimg retard, does he the republicans to lose every election from now till the end of time?
>>545818907IT'S AMERICAAND YOU TALK LIKE A FAG
>>545814521How will the /ptg/ niggers deal with the news?
>>545814521Europeans are right, we are mutts.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT STOP MAKE IT STOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>545814521>And then, for no reason at all, people started voting Democrat.
>>545819378My sides are in fucking orbit.
>>545819051
>>545817450
>>545814521The asinine shitbag confused a conservative black woman (retarded in and of itself) with that other potato. And this is your champion? Lmfao
>>545819378aww. an 80iq mongoloid who gets punched in the head for a living would have been the perfect spokesman to see this administration off.
>>545819600It gets worse
>>545818035>can't defeat Iran>straight still closed, oil price still high>average normie thinks Israel controls youAll of Trump's meming of strength and pandering to warrior culture are useless after his complete fuck up in the middle east.
Bread and circus. Don't pay attention to all his grifts and corruption, look it's UFC! COOL!
>>545814521Lol he confused the Danas, he picked the wrong one
>>545819907Erm, republicans? I thought you were supposed to be a meritocracy? Why is everyone in the trump Whitehouse a total fucking retard?
>>545814521wow now liking 16 year old grown up woman is a pedo thing now? its called ephebophilia fyi get a book.
>>545819378This is going to get more retarded than I could possibly imagine, I can't wait
>>545814521You know he just trolls to pull attention away from other things right
>>545819907Holy shit, the cunt's actually got mush for brains. You can probably hear them swishing about if you stand close enough to him.
>>545814521PLEASE BE REAL IT'D BE SO FUNNY
>>545814521>even though some are not from our Country>Daniel Cormier>Kayla Harrison>not from out countrythis fucking orange nigger has gone senile lmao
>>545819675this will go down as one of the greatest moments in internet history. ana is a national treasure.
>>545819907>gets worsefor whom?
>>545820250he's right though, some of them are not from our country
Are there still people who support Trump at this point? If there are they should kys
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>>545820738Ok we got 1 for nowhow does it feel to be retarded cringelord? Do you get spat on often?
>>545814521Well to be fair, media experience abound in that guy.Also mind you that idiocracy was a critique of contemporary stuff, we're already post-idiocracy.Besides President Camacho Herbert was indeed still smarter than most his contemporary idiots since he at least got the right guy to fix stuff.Democrats wouldn't give the leftover actually "smart" guy the chance to do that.
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>>545820738Russia couldn't find it's own arse with a torch and a map, let alone Poland's.
>>545819907
Subhuman Trump supporters xDˣᴰthe most pathethic being on this rock
It's been here for the past two years. He nominates people he sees on TV, mostly Fox News hosts but there's also Dr. Oz which was a quack on Oprah's show.
>>545819907>>545821186Fuck, actual Dana White would have been so fucking funny, DAMN IT
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>>545821412Not as funny as watching all the actual morons buying into thing kabuki.
>>545818092I mean Texas hasnt been blue in decades, among a bunch of other states that turned blue because of how terrible Trump has been. Id say he needs a lot of help after a historic landslide like that.
>>545821954>red>blue>dem>reps>RESIST>TROOMP BAD>TROOMP GOOD>FRE POOLESTIN>SIT WIF ISRAILdid I miss anything, rabbi?
This guy doesn't even seem related to Trump of 2016. So disappoint.Really.
>>545818092Trump needs to die, best on live tv, shitting his corpse
>>545822108I also dont understand why miggers insist on calling others kike and rabbi when their leader literally started a whole war against Iran for Jewish interests? Like how do you actually expect anyone to take you all seriously? No wonder everyone is sick of MAGA.
he should get them to build the wall
>>545822290because they all share 1 braincell and a mother
>>545822181In order for him to die shitting his corpse he first has to ingest and digest his corpse... I guess this is why there aren't very many "polish" scientists, eh.
>>545814521President commacho was the best president we ever had.
>>545822290Interesting tactic: everyone who calls out the jew for being a jew is now a migger. What are you trying to achieve with this, schlomo?
>>545822334Oh my, you are actually retarded
Poles only purpose in life is to clean toilets in London for the men and to become cheap whores for the women so who caresThird world mongoloids
>>545822328>because they all share a motheryeah, yours, daily.
>>545822444And?
>>545822452>Poles ... mongoloidswhy you insult mongoloids like that?
>>545819378This was real? Kek it’s even funnier he turned it down
>another fucking retard for Trump's Idiocracy harem
>>545822764>he turned it downYou know what separates sentient beings from NPCs? Sentients don't buy into rumors, understand metaphors/allegories/adages, per capita, can into humor, and other things of that nature. But mainly, there's no chirp following them around wherever they go.
>>545814521Wow, this man is really not ok in the head...khabib is the goat tho
>>545814521Clownworldmaxxing
>>545819008all the peach mints factories got offshored
>>545822590All eastern Europeans are mongoloids they all have fucked up features
>>545820040cuz celebs n shieet nigga nomzayin
>>545822886Cope you lost again migger
>>545814754Memetards can’t make up more ridiculous posts than the shit this orange nigger comes up with on a daily basis
>>545819907Kek no fucking way
>>545814521Nah, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, head butts some kike reporter!Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Based Trump impoverishing amerimutt lardgolems and subjecting them to as many humiliation rituals as possible kek
>>545814521Idiocracy was already happening when the movie was written
>>545814521another woman secretary?that's sexist!
>>545814521apparently trump thought it was that dana white when its some black lady named dana white lmaoooooo
>>545817450does anyone have that edit with the sprayed fence and his face in the hole
>>545818035Can you not do both jobs? Why would he accept a demotion, and for a position that would last like 2 years tops if not?
>>545819907The rightoid downfall was self inflicted lmaooooo
>>545823395While I'm too lazy to make this into a kike, but that's the gist regardless. kys, scumbag.
>>545814754You thought clownworld was over because of an election? Clownworld isn't over. Clownworld is forever.
Dana is good at pressers He will go "what" and pretend to not hear any questions then go off on something stupid.He's perfect for the job.
>>545819378>>545819763>>545820067>>545822764It was a joke deranged leftist libtards, holy shit you have no sense of humor. Go back to r3ddit you scum.
>>545826536>It was just a prank, bro.
>>545824132Yes, to avoid potential conflict of interest and corruption/bribery charges he would probably have to resign from his private business affairs to take a government job. And yes, it's for max 2 years, potentially for less because Trump has fired press secretaries after 1 day in the past.
>>545814521is this a real post?
>>545817875Dana White I can understand, but why bring Islam and Khabib into it? That's retarded.
>>545827330Of course not
>>545814521It’s hilarious as at least four of those fighters are borderline retarded
Mental that before Trump came along if a president made a tweet like this they’d be impeached for severe mental deterioration.Nowadays it’s a normal regular thing that no one cares about, Trump ruined politics in America forever
