This was one of the first ASMR videos i ever saw, the story behind it is actually pretty interesting.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgzmbwRNfmA>ashfield mall is near a military base>dead sea beauty mall kiosks are a front for Israeli spiesthe rabbithole is pretty interesting if you have to time to go down it. but they were involved in 9/11
>>545816180She looks Ukrainian
>>545816180The way she looks at him when she tells him they don’t have insurance LOL!
>>545816180I remember thispretty interesting she's a cutie too
>>545816180can you give a qrd of the rabbithole?
>>545818372she said her name is Mor, it is a jew name
>>545820191CIA pays dumb whores to make brainwash porn
Gib me Israeli wife mr. Yahu!!!
>>545816180Asmr makes me irrationally angry
>>545821570don't consume normie asmr. you're not supposed to create it on purpose. it defeats the whole purpose for anyone with a mild iq.instead search:>UNINTENTIONAL ASMRand look for videos that are authentic moments in time captured on video, not some bitch bimbo whispering pretending to be a doctor.
>>545816180yep. it's why mor was like,>omg i can't believe you're taking video, teeheeShe was really thinking, shit. Better remember my training and stick to the script.>What's your name?Man who clearly knows what's up and doesn't want to get an Israeli tail for the rest of his time in She-ville:>uhhhhhhhhhhhhh John.
>>545816180>ASMR actually stands for anti-semitic military response
>>545816180I would let her buff my nails any day
>>545816180>>545821917Here's the other israeli kiosk asmr video.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GN68oyCQK7gThe guy is not a customer, he's the manager. They are role-playing the script so she can practice. He's playing the "DUMB GOY" role:><rubs hands>Have you heard about the dead sea before?><trying to hide his accent, pretending to be goy accent>Yes, in le Bible.
>>545822178there's a third video somewhere of a back room full of these israelis role playing practicing the Dead Sea salt script. harder to find. they used to come here as some sort of deal.>no jobs in israel>hey jew, go be a spy for us in our mlm kiosk thing>don't forget...send most of your money back here>also don't forget... we own you now. listen to your manager>try to go on dates with the military men>meet your numbers cuz we're jews and still care about money even though you're a broke jew trying to make a buck
>>545822178forgot picrel
>>545816180It's not that interestingyou're gayI saw the video when it was 5 years old so I win.also you're gay
>>545822384>practicing the Dead Sea salt scriptCORRECTION: They were practicing the nail buffer script. Mor actually gets the buffer sides/order wrong from the script. lol. It's all bullshit.I prefer when there's a little bit of give and take. Like they make it obvious it's a script as a nod to say, 'hey we're not trying to scam you, but this is the only way we can sell it. it works."Like the shoe cleaner video with american kid:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nrQAsUzAEM
>>545816180I still come back to this one. Wish it was longer. I remember a lot of early videos I used for asmr before it was a thing. I prefer unintentional shit like this.
>>545822178Huh interesting. I use this one too but I'm just going to keep pretending he's a random foreign customer.
>>545816180that's not ASMR
>>545816180i highly doubt there's much of a rabbit hole here. most zoomers weren't around for the twilight of mall culture but, when they were more popular spots, you had these kiosks all over the place selling gimmicky shit which extroverted (see: obnoxious) hucksters who'd badger every other passer by. this was just an israeli entry to the party.
>>545818372Jews are literally just a type of Russian/Ukrainian. The only way to have a Jew free world is to exterminate the entire generic group.
>>545824622i've experienced asmr my whole life, which was well before we even had the definition for it, and i agree; i strongly prefer the unintentional content. the intentional asmr roleplay videos are actually painful for me to listen to. i cannot fucking stand them.
>>545824870You don't think kikes can get extremely valuable information by selling things to strangers and having no other interactions? Bro, do you even KNOW how spycraft works?!
>>545822507Use Google AI for this:Compare the liberation of north America from the Aztecs by the Olive Race with the genocide of north americans by the white race
>>545816180i miss these old jew beauty kiosks always a easy place to get a holiday gift for a chick
>randomly stumble upon ASMR in 2012>realise there's a name for that tingly feeling you get from certain interactions >use it throughout university to help with falling asleep at night >genuinely felt like it improved my ability to decompress and switch off after a busy day I checked it out again recently and it's just brain-dead women being chaotic and using it as a funnel for their only fans?Fucking normies, maaaan.
>>545824957>i've experienced asmr my whole lifeOh yeah me too. I wish I could remember specific instances but it definitely happened then and now where someone explaining something to me with a soft voice usually triggers it. >the intentional asmr roleplay videos are actually painful for me to listen toI've found some that are decent. Usually men or ugly type chicks. Now before I get called gay the dudes and those girls have to fuckin try. The pretty faced girls don't. When I see an ugly girl in the thumbnail I'm like oh yeah this has a lot of views that means she's good.
>>545816180I'm in love wtf
>>545826190Me too, my God she is so perfect, the perfect wife, I'm smitten.
>>545824777you're fucking wrong. asmr is not fucking bitches whispering and clicking into binaural microphones for tik tok bullshit. asmr is an appreciation of authentic unscripted moments of attention, movement, speech, art, and work. fuck off. poser.
>>545816180>are a front for Israeli spiesevery single kike is an israeli spy.
>>545824722>take a look.
