>Be me>5’11”>My future wife is 4’11”>Massive tits>She wants 2 kids>I’m trying to haggle her down to 1 kidSo, I’m left with two options here.>Option 1IVF pregnancy only. Throw out all the male embryos. Have a girl. She grows up to be 5’3” or something. no biggie. Ideal for a woman honestly.>Option 2Regular pregnancy. Chance we have a boy (I really hope not). Watch his growth charts autistically. Throw him on HGH treatment as soon as he drops below the 80th Percentile. Hope and pray he at least reaches 6’0”.Anyone else in this situation? I’m terrified of having a son with her. My older brother was 6’3”, and it’s an entirely different life.
anon, you're gay
>>545822865>I’m trying to haggle her down to 1 kidWhat are you gay? That's lower than the fertility rate of Japan. Why would you want her to have such a low fertility rate?
>>545822865>My Fiancé Is Short. >Wut Do?Get him a step stool.
>>545822865watch many reruns of gerry springer to glimpse the future
>>545822865>I’m trying to haggle her down to 1 kidI can't tell you how to live your life, and obviously you shouldn't take important life advice from anonymous weirdos on the internet (especially not from 4chan, and extra especially not from /pol/), but I would strongly recommend against this. Either have at least two children or none at all; only children almost always grow up to be horrendous narcissists.
>>545822865Yeah I'm 6'4 and had no idea that's why my life was on easy mode until recently, then it all made sense.
>>545822865Misandrist Stature Idolatry is the base metaphor "hyper reality" of Lay Satanism anon. You justify racism against your fiance's ancestors by your own demoralization into moral relativism, service to self materialist heirarchicalism, and soicialized darwinianism. You are damned these thoughts alone by The Law Of Christ. For faith-inversion into idol-worship as the 'height' of rationality.
>>545822865I'm a zoomie and I am a fair amount taller than my parents. Same height as you but they are a head or two shorter than me.So it is possible for your future son to be taller but I wouldn't bank on it. Not sure if HGH would really work, plus it could give him cancer or some other fucked up issue.It's true that being a short man is suicidefuel though. Even at your height I feel like I barely made it out of the misery dimension.
>>545822865>>5’11”>>My future wife is 4’11”Your children will be midgets, made fun of for their entire lives. Have fun.
>>545822865>IVF pregnancy only. Throw out all the male embryos. Have a girl. She grows up to be 5’3” or something. no biggie. Ideal for a woman honestly.And then she rolls the dice and your grandson is a manlet because of his 5'3 mom anyways so what is the point of this? I'm barely 5'10 despite having fairly tall parents
>>545823377What is hilarious about the Misandrist Stature Idolatry heuristic being wildly in-you-face is that "correct" stature is finely tuned institutionally to even within quarter inches. A group of "selected" men of all nearly the same stature genuinely each believe in having won a meritocracy individually by their own hand. That such things are not just given ritualistically. Giant Stature is just a shibboleth for bluffing psychopathy under the State Monopoly on Violence. --More Luciferian Satanism. Tall men may act like petulant toddlers for life just as the women do. Jewish entrainment is Golemization Theatre. The business OP defers to as a familiar spirit.
>>545822865If you get your brother to impregnate her then the child will gain a couple of inches in height
Shit. The missus is 3 months gone and it's just occured to me; I'm 6'2 and she's 5'3. If it's a boy, he might never make it past 5'8 or something.
>>545822865You can pollinate that goblin but you need to be DEDICATED to your kid's nutrition, seriously. Like, make that fucker eat every damn plate WITHOUT getting fat, proper meals, etc.If you want the little shit to not be a total manlet.
>>545823766Add together both parents height then add 5 inches and divide by 2. I would guess your father isn't a lot taller than your mother
>>545823929Not necessary. My folks are short, I'm in the 5'10-5'11" range.My wive's folks are midgets, she's in 5'5"-5'6" range.Proper nutrition is a big deal too.But I hope none of you fuckers procreate since all you would produce are useless eaters and air thieves.
>>545822865It's so sad to see this generation obsess over height so much. Why not just not fuck a gook?
>>545822865Being short is fine. Worked for napoleon and warick davis.
I had a friend that was 5'6 and had no problem getting women. He did have a full head of hair and worked out. You're not balding are you?
>>545824638That was before the 6 foot meme took over. Feminism took off, now all women think they 'deserve' a guy over 6 foot.
>>545822865You should have as many kids as her body will allow they will look out for each other and have emotional bonds when you guys are dead. Being an only child of two dead parents is the loneliest feeling in the world.
>>545822865> having a timmyette in 2026Enjoy the future BBC slut
>>545822865>5' 11" midget dont want shorter midget for wifeHeigh-Ho problems are so under me
>>545824557^necessary^necessarily^
>>545825151>t. picrel
>>545822865Force your son to eat and sleep well.And to start swimming or playing volleyball or basketball and he'll grow to your height. Womanlet genes only win if your son has shit nutrition and is sedentary. My mom also was 4"11' but I grew taller than my dad despite that.
>>545824638Then feminism, hypergamy, and social media happened anon. Women hate shorties so much that they despised that one famous Twilight Actor upon finding out he was short irl. It's still technically doable if you're handsome enough but otherwise GG.
>>545822865Your son will be nowhere near as much of a beta cuck as you. You are afraid your 5'5" son is going to come home from highschool with his 6'0" volleyball player gf one day and you'll be forced to confront that you're a beta cuck
>>545822865Youre over thinking this. Just cum in your wife.
