You don't want them to be pieces of shit, right?
He was the best batman
I will teach them to be righteous, benevolent, filial, and being worthy of trust. And to despise those who lack all 4 of those (mainly jeets or kikes)
>>545840501Why didn't Nolan cast him instead of Matt Damon? Why in the world did he cast Matt Damon?
>>545840552based
>>545840501There's maybe a handful of people who care about you and your ultimate interest is make as much money as possible as that is what maximizes personal security.This is a hard truth most people don't accept.
if they kid can't nepo himself into easy money he doesn't deserve to live.
>>545840501He's right. You don't want to raise them to be nepo niggers. You want them to understand the value of money.
>>545840529Christian Bale
>his daughter is a tranny Yes, based hollywood shabbos goy
>>545840501Tell the kid to get a job and buy his own sneakers.
>>545840501Doesn't matter because he's gonna raise his son to be a liberal faggot. He might even troon-out.
The $6000 sneakers are a reward for Slopping Shabis, and you have never slopped a single shabis. The pain of not having what you want is a foundation that we are going to build on, to motivate you to start a company and build it up, so we can Slop Shabis and when you can afford the $6000 sneakers, it will be that much sweeter because you earned it, and didn't get rewarded to bottom feeder shabis status by accepting donations from a God, which is me.Lets get to work earning the buying power in those $6000 shabis tickets.
>>545840501that whites and kikes love to eat babies
>>545840529He was the first fan of the comics to play the role as well.
$6000 sneakers? Whatever happened to watching pokemon and playing Gameboys? Kids these days idk sovl
>>545840501unfortunantly, no amount of tuff love will prevent 'lil affleck jr. from growing up fucked up. it's locked in with the lifestyle
>>545840501Being responsibleSo, not being a divorced deadbeat who refuses to pay for his family
>>545840501comfy lookin sweater
Where's my money?
>>545840645Zoom trash. Michael Keaton. Was the best... But you have to give best performance to Heath
>>545840529trvth nvke
>>545840810Cream cable-knit is a classic desu
Whats wrong with converse allstars.
>>545840501Cool article, but what Ben said to the boy was more likely, 'Son, $6,000 sneakers are how kikes gyp niggers out of millions of dollars day in day out. They're for retards.' As they boarded the private plane to the isolated greek island vacation house running $100,000/wkIt's not about the money entirely, it's about not being a mark for kikes and getting something real for the price.
>>545840501Listen here you little shit, do you know who the fuck I am? I am the fucking Batman you heard me? Who are you? Huh? Anything special about you came straight out of my balls you know? Want 6k to buy a shit pair of sneakers huh? Alright, but in order to get that money you will get a job. I'll put up an icecream truck. You will sell each for 1 dollar. Which means you gotta sell 6 thousand of them to buy your shit sneakers.
>>545840501hate niggers, I am very good at that
>>545840827>Heath
>>545840501Don't have kids.
Schwarbage that kills for money
>>545840645He was neither the best Batman nor the best Bruce Wayne. Although his Wayne i did like a bunch.He was in the best batman FILM, however.
>paying 6k for anything other than alligator wholecutsGood day. Imagine paying more than 25% for shoes made out of fabric and rubber.
>>545840709>whites and kikes love to eat babies
>>545841067>Imagine wearing literal gator skin on your feet.
>>545840865Shut the fuck upCancel your internet connection- 4chan isn't for you
>>545840529Pattinson
>>545840501That God isn't real
>>545840501the best thing you can do for a child is kill it. only suffering is there in life.dont procreate
>>545840529Incorrect. That's Michael Keaton, Followed by Adam West, then Will Arnett. The rest are shit.
>>545840501about jews and their tricks.
>>545841263Dont worry, you never will.
>>545841067To be honest with the amount of money Ben has he could save money just by buying a plane ticket to China and going to a rep mall and buying his little piece of shit son those things then claim he didn't know he was buying fake shit.
>>545840501Be prepared to be run down and killed by niggers. It's how all white people are going to die. Nothing can be done to change this. One day you'll be going about your business, and it'll just happen. It'll happen to me, you, your friends, everyone white.
>>545840501>What lessons would you teach your kids?i can't breed
>>545840561why does anyone cast matt damon when marky mark is half price with double the talent
>>545840501I told mine even if I was rich I wouldn't let you know. Then they walked around thinking I was rich and cried when they realized I wasn't.
>>545840529Kinda true and fags saying Keaton or liars Kilmer is good also
>>545841274Nope You’re stupid Room temp iq opinion
>>545841496Hot take. I don't hate Mat Damon
When did kids become such hyper consumerist faggots?
>>545840501>>545840529He wasn't a bad cast at all, "the best or not" it wasn't a bad cast and wasn't badly acted, he fits the role and in the wider multiverse I like different version of Batman and Batfleck being one of them. Also that's a typical dad moment and good discipline. He should/could rebound and ask if the boy's been behaving, doing good in school, etc etc and doing chores/house work to earn the shoes. That's the best parenting.
>>545840501All of my sons will know to read, write, type, shoot, cook, clean, and punch
>>545840501Based father honestly.He cares for his child and doesn't want to raise a spoiled brat.He should be an example for parents in general.
>>545841714Social media and peer pressure.Status seeking hits all time highs in your teens and early 20s
>>545840501based, he never disappoints
>>545840590>>545840602>>545840639All of these are true at the same time.One has to learn how to be both responsible and self reliant, sure, but also how to get the rewards from the people who can dish them out.
>>545840501>and you'll be broke forever because AI will do everything from now on and your existence is no longer requiredbased as fuck
>>545841614i'll give you 90s/early 2000s matt damon but he's been b-tier for like the past 15 years
>>545840845Cuz converse ugly as fuck nigger shoes.
>>545840501>What lessons would you teach your kids?jews are evil, usury is evil, have integrity.
>>545840501>What lessons would you teach your kids?Here's Lesson Number Zero:NO shoes could EVER be worth anywhere NEAR six thousand fucking dollarsEverything else in life follows from this one simple rule
>>545840529nah, Michael Keaton hands down
>>545840501>kid looks like matt damonwhat did jennifer lopez mean by this?
>>545841542Kilmer was a good Bruce, not so much Batman, Keaton is a good Batman, but an insane Bruce.
>>545840501>A few years of feminism doesn't undo millions of years of evolution, women want a man not a boy, a protector and a guide>Every opinion on the internet is faked by, you know, those guys [(( ))]>People won't be impressed by your possessions, they'll be impressed by your skills>following the path of least resistance is not worth it>the meaning of life is to try and find the meaning of life, it's the journey not the destinationIf it's a girl....fuck i don't know
>>545840501>What lessons would you teach your kids?Life sucks and then you die. Your only options are cope, or rope.
>>545840552Define those four ideals
>>545841583>MemefagLol
>>545840645He was awful, wtf?
>>545842528Better than BeetleJuice.
>>545840501He should have just called him a faggot for wanting Dior sneakers. Now he'll end up getting them anyway but still be a faggot instead of reforming.
>>545840501>dad please, your drunk again>I asked for money to buy dinner
>>545840501That sweater he's wearing looks great and probably very comfy. Im jealous.
>>545842046Anon costs are comparative.6000 sounds like a lot to you because you're poor and maybe you earn 6000 in a month. Rich fags earn 6000 in seconds. 6000 is loose change.
>>545840501i would teach them that at some point over the span of his time here on earth, jesus had to take a shitand thats amazing
>>545842046not that long ago, $20 shoes would sound insane
>>545842776Tim burton and keaton made a mystical batman. I saw those at theaters as a little kid, they were amazing.
>>545840501How's the kid meant to compete and be visible in the cut throat rich kid schools he sends him too then?
>>545840768He's gonna troon out
>>545843018>for you
>>545840501when i become a father, i'm gonna spoil my kids so hard. house at 16, car at 18. i hope he parties and has a good time, dresses well and gets lots of punani and makes me a lot of grandchildren. being young and not being able to afford shit or go places or have hobbies because your parents are stuck up sucks
>>545840501Good Christian values like the Golden Rule and never trust a jew.
>>545843321Like the good jew you are.
>>545843321Unironically, rich people are more ambitious than poor people. The mentality is that you know what it's like being rich and you don't want to lose it. Poor people started from the bottom so they're more willing to settle with anything. Just imagine how much further you would have gone in life if your standard for a home was a mansion.
Nah I'm just going to abuse my son
Would he say this to his daughter then humiliate her by going public with it?
>>545843215Develop something less shallow than "look at my shoes"? You know gay behavior like that engenders more disrespect and derision anyway? I think you could only miss that when coping along the lines of>It wasn't my fault I wasn't liked in school. It was because my parents didn't buy me expensive sneakers.At least blame your mother for weak bone structure genes or something. The shoes thing makes you sound like Eliot Rodger.
>>545840676>Tell the kid to get a job and buy his own sneakers.You don't talk like that to your kid as if its not part of the family because the kid can easily answer "i don't know anyone due to school work so give me a job" and then you're fucked.Ben gave the proper answer.
>>545840552pedo spotted
See this is why I can't be a father, if my kid ever acted that entitled I'd end up in prison.
>6000 dollar sneakersBut why?
>>545840501>>545840529>>545840552NOOOOO JEWISH KID CANNOT GET 6000$ SNEAKERS WE HAVE TO GIVE ISRAEL MORE WEAPONS AND MISSILES AND THE TAXPAYERS WILL BE DRAFTED TO IRAN ;3
>>545843807Girls. Always girls.
>>545843393>never trust a jew>but definitely do worship one as a god and believe in their cult69 IQ
>>545840639Money doesn't have any value, but neither do some stupid fashion sneakers.
>>545843807Built in toe suckers and sole lickers
>>545844231>rejecting Christ
>>545840689>>545840675This
>>545840501As much a J and SB claim this to be true it is a lie. His best movie is the autobiographical one.. Chasing Amy>>545840529Batfleck
>>545840501Based Ben teaching early that "daddy's money =/= my money" and that you have to work and spend responsibly what you earned.
>>545840501>But I'll take him to a niggerball game instead
>>545841714>When did kids become such hyper consumerist faggots?Always were when had opportunity for it.
I think the worst thing you can do is give them money and resources, but then make out that gives you power over their lives and you're always holding it over them. I'd probably give a consistent allowance on the condition they get educated, only date the same race and don't cause trouble. You can't magically force them to be productive or ambitious, that's more inherent than people like to admit.
>>545840529You mean Val Kilmer.
>>545840501now THAT is one cute boy.
>>545840501If i caught my nigger son looking at $6k shoes, I’d send his ass to Romania
>>545840501genuinely how do raise kids not to be spoiled when you're rich?
>>545840501The jews create generational wealth while white people kick out their children at 18 and let them become homeless fentanyl addicts.
>>545845625He hangs out with other rich kids and not having what they have will get him ostracized.Its like when you go to a normal school and your parents buy you the cheapest slippers to wear while the others have nikes.Wealth is relative, it depends on your surroundings.
>>545842514>idealsthey're virtues, spastic gobshite
>>545843393>the Golden RulePredates Christianity by 500+ years in Confucianism: " 己所不欲,勿施於人。 What you do not wish for yourself, do not do to others."The same sentiment even shows up in Judaism before it does in Christianity lmao
>meme story actually seems to be trueAny kid who wants to go to a sneaker convention is already fucked, they've been mind raped by contemporary culture and the people surrounding them.
>>545840501>Son looks like Matt Damon My sides
>>545840552it's harder than it looks anon. you've gotta reign your wife in, your family, in laws, etc. everyone has a hand in raising your kids and it's up to you to instil values and world models that let them build their own models. My 2 don't like spending time with the darker kids because they don't share and they always take all the toys or food or lollies. It's association behaviour, good kids don't play with bad kids if they understand that they have inherent value. If you treat your kids like shit, they will think it's ok for other people to do so.
sneakers are the dumbest thing you can blow that kind of money on.this kid cooked and negro-brained
>>545840501just the few things my mom taught mebe honest, be polite and be yourself
>>545840501In a similarly wealth position (could happen given my efforts) I would show them the value of acting in an upright manner, as well as how this ties in to thinking long-term and about preparedness.When you're busy experiencing the rewards of sustainable ways and learning how to keep them going, you'll be far less likely to become obsessed with the vanity depicted in the quote.Granted, people have had great upbringings and still had immense moral failings, hurting others needlessly. But given how often people who've wronged me eventually realized I was right and owned up to it of their own accord, good odds even a child that went astray would do so in my case.Being a good, present, fun and engaged example can have unexpected result though. A lot of times I've been surprised by people admitting they were drawn to me or altered their behavior because they saw I could enjoy life without acting in certain ways.As much as they enjoyed banter with their friends, having one who didn't make jokes at their expense (fun as it is to do it back to a friend that does) or swear was something they noticed and found refreshing. In some cases it's even part of the reason I was asked out.It always surprised me since it's just how I was raised. To me it was normal, nothing that'd stand out. But these experiences show people can appreciate better values of their own accord. Sometimes they just need to see it can work even if that person doesn't think they're being an example to anyone.
>>545840501Holy based
>>545840501based ben
>probably at a niggerball game (worshipping niggers)>looks bored out of their fucking minds (because he's a fucking alcoholic)>probably front row seats that are difficult to obtain while simultaneously trying to teach a lesson in not chasing retarded status symbols>b-but he's (/ourguy batman and random everyday white guy in all those kevin smith movies! a true nerd like me!) a white man teaching his kids morals in a degenerating society!god this board is such fucking shit
>>545845625having lots of material things, whether comparatively or absolutely, doesn't necessarily make one spoiled. its the accompanying mindset when one DOESNT get what they want (trump is a good example of this). its entirely possible to be raised in elite levels of wealth but still be okay with the fact that you're not always going to get everything you want or have everything go your way.
>>545840501I've been warning everyone on here for years and i'll do it again. Gen Xers are worse scumbags than boomers. Most of these troons come from Gen Xer parents. Most of these mulattos comes from Gen Xer parents. They are super abusive too. They learned from the boomer how a parent can use their own flaws to rule over their children. A sane and healthy father would mock his son for wanting nigger shoes. He would explain to his son that the jew has posession over his young mind already, and they must go spend much more than 6,000 to bond together in strengthening the white race. But ofc he didn't say that, he married a beaner at one point.
>$6000 sneakershow to get targeted by every nigger in a 100 km radius
>>545847098/pol/ nazis love based Jew Chads xD
>>545840552You will teach them to become the next president because they will be adopted ytoids with your BBC husbando
>>545840501he said while handing him $2000 iphone
>>545840501Should have explain to him why $6000 sneakers are gay and why he shouldnt wear them. Instead he tells him some normie bs
>>545840501>>545840529>>545840552Based
