>blue>red>blue>redWhy does america just oscillate between 2 big options all the time?
>>545843508Muh leftMuh rightMuh capituhlizsmzMuh sociulisumz
evolutionary advantage of such a fat behind?
>>545843508Because democracy is fake, lobbying is the only thing that matters, and money is the only God America actually believes in.
It's a test to see who adapts quickest, in order to ID the healthy ones
>>545843584surviving my plap force
>>545843600>condemning your soul to hell is more profitable than earning your wingsonly in the short term
>>545843508>Why does america just oscillate between 2 big options all the time?that's literally the only possible outcome when there are 2 options
>>545843584Brap control, the bigger ass the longer she can hold it.After a week it's like a nuke.
>>545843600At least im not crying on video about how many family wont talk to me anymore.>I have all this money!>BUT I WANT TO FUCKING KILL MYSELFwoman... Amirite?
>>545843781>it's like a nuke.Blast force and radius?
the American public is uniquely predictable and it would be feasible to win forever with popular positions but this has led both parties to adopt lead weight positions for things that members "truly" "believe" (make them $$$)for appearance's sake, only one party gets one shot at each cash crop position at a time, leading to a bizarre mishmash of positions >my body my choice>unless it's vaccines>but drugs are cool[...]>small government only>unless drugs are involved>did I mention I want lower taxes, but more war?[...]>cheap housing and more benefits for citizens>which is why we need to dilute the labor force and increase utilization with illegal immigrants>what do you mean open borders was a radical Capitalist position before 1980???etc. etc.in this setting, the parties will always flip and always poll 50-50, since they're optimizing to be maximally profitable and not maximally popular
>>545843774Every ballot I have used has 5 or 6 candidates.Show your flag, little man.
>>545843600Based pornstar whore
>>545843508>Why does americaWhy do you ask?
>>545843508>1pbtid>whykek
>>545843508Becuase there only is 2 options.Then there's the prisoner's dillema option where if not enough people vote for the third party the vote was meaningless and you get blamed for making the next closest party lose.Our system is retarded.
>>545843870Why wouldn't I?America affects my country in a large way.
>>545843824That particular ass?Gasses would be 40,000 psi eclipsing 600 mph, pooplets might be found anywhere out to 100 miles* (62km) from the brap site.*-corn poops have been found over 200 miles away due to the aerodynamicity of the kernel
>>545843774Europeans have a dozen choices and all of them are left wing.
>>545844061Yawn.Your desert island can dry up and blow away, nobody would care.
>>545843508It’s fraud. How many people do you know who said they voted the opposite of what they voted previously, for over and over again every election cycle? Nobody. The west (((democracy))) is one big fraudulent farce.
>>545843831Decent take
>>545844132You guys have a big stake in our enormous country. There are americoid bases everywhere.
>>545844455Those asses are way too fat. They end up stinking like sweat and ass because of all the trapped skin and holes and it’s hard to get your dick in through all the ass. Built like the Alien from American dad. Shit taste
>>545843508Because John F Kennedy is the last US President to not pledge fealty to Israel at the Western Wall. This also cost him his life. Red, Blue, doesn't matter, each are owned. At this point, the US is a vassal state of Israel.
>>545844513hot