Brits, you were good boys on Halloween right? Now remember not everyone celebrates Christmas, so no unsolicited Yuletide greetings.
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>>545861773How do you go balding as woman?
Dont donate your body to science.They'll make a fucking exhibition of your corpse and call it ""art""
>>545861773Brits will call this based because Halloween is too americaniced
Corr love Sundays me
>>545863019Brits love traditional Muslim values
>>545861773Muslim officers are used to police Muslim communities. It's subverting them not us.
>>545861773why would i want people knocking on my door asking for candy
>>545863150Fucking bong language, are these banned snacks or porno material?
>>545863618it's a joke. they put out a comical list of banned porn with absurd titles and an anon replaced those terms with Joe Dirt lines about fireworks. it's funnythe UK sucks. Israel wants to burn down the "kingdom of demons" and are doing a good job of it.
>>545863589>candyhowdy
>>545863741He meant to say tuffees.
Detest darkies
>>545861899she’s much less ugly in this version
>>545861773look at that hairline, she defo needs a hijab
>>545861773Plot twist: those are costumes!
>>545863830In the UL, it's called carndy. Or if you use a localism, it's called wolleiceisters, licky-wickies, or lollingsworths
>>545863424>It's subverting them not us.
>>545863741caught that larper
>>545861902inbreeding
>>545864016trumps finished isn't he?
>>545864243No. In developed countries, our presidents serve out a complete term, even if their party gets raped in off-year elections. A forren concept if you live in Bangladesh, Ghana, or the country they built together: the Unoi'ed Loicencedom
The reason for delayed Amazon orders is millions of people prepping, mate does deliveries and he says the water deliveries are slowing everyone down.
>>545864417he's finished lad His support has crumbled. It was foretold in that berserk meme
>>545864481*Amason you bloody americanised knob
Rabbit in?Checkout the Krakow shooters bio, A Blackbeard flag reappears eh?
>>545861773Lol so tired of retarded thirdies. They don't need things like electricity and voting. We will need to disabuse then of these encumbrances for which they are I'll-suited.
>>545864481Psyops succeeding I was genuinely thinking about ordering a wind up torch/radio and like 500 disposable lighters.
>>545864542That isn't how it works in first world countries lad. Even though his support has collapsed, that doesn't mean we have an election every other week until Trump appears in the back of a black car looking frazzled. I know explaining to a brit how democracy works in developed countries is a bit like explaining to a fish how air works, but you can watch for yourself. He'll be gone in 2029 and someone else will be president for a complete term or two.
Not really surprised by any of it anymoreEverything's gone to the dogs
>>545864761>lost the houseHe's powerless now too. At least you goys attacked Iran tho. Win?kek
Can someone link to the actual tweet and provide context so that /pol/cels don't shit their pants in hysterical fear yet again for nothing?
>>545864852He was always powerless. He ran on a platform that was never ever going to happen, because his party doesn't have a platform and do not want to govern. So the same thing that happened for two years will now happen for two more years: nothing.Explaining to a brit that leaders aren't a revolving door in america is like explaining to a paki that getting raped by all 13 of your cousins is actually extremely rare. They would be as incredulous as you.
>>545865075Context is that a balding jeet female is a copper, what more do you need
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>>545861773>Walk up to them....>"Happy Halloween">"Trick or Treat"
>>545865308>No trick or treatWhat exactly does that refer to and what is the context? And of course you need to provide a link so we know it's not yet another of the hundreds of fakes that get posted here daily.
>>545865357kek what a bunch of pussies
>>545865357>THAT IS A BATON PENIS
>>545865453google, ye spastic
>>545865673A link to the supposed tweet in OP, not yet another screenshot of your fake news blogs.
>>545865725Eat shit, Dikshit
>>545861902Aryan brahmin genetics
>>545865357Man be journeying to big leagues.https://opencourtdata.uk/criminal/case/1182492117689963687
>>545861773Fuck, it's the classic Englishman's dichotomy>get told not to do something by police (made worse by them being shitskins)>that something is yankified bullshit anyway
>>545865357>>545865390How can our police be so incompetent yet we live in policed dystopia
>>545865818The jeet anti-white shill gets buttmad at having had his fake and gay shit exposed yet again.
>Nothing will happen if we give up our guns. The government is not out to get you. There are no muslim terrorists. You're all islamophobic conspiracy theorists who support genocidal israel.>HELP I LIVE IN THE OTTOMAN EMPIRE>THEY KILLED MY DOG>MY DAUGHTERS ARE SUBJECT TO CONSTANT MARITAL RAPE BY THEIR FIRST COUSINS>OUR CHILDREN ARENT ALLOWED TO LEARN TO READ>THEY DESTROYED ALL VESTIGES OF OUR CULTURE>HEEEEEEELP
>>545866357>Anarcho-tyranny>Samuel Francis defined this condition as the combination of oppressive government power against the innocent and the law-abiding and, simultaneously, a grotesque paralysis of the ability or the will to use that power to carry out basic public duties such as protection or public safety. It is characteristic of anarcho-tyranny that it not only fails to punish criminals and enforce legitimate order but also criminalizes the innocent, and in this respect its failures bring the country, or important parts of it, close to a state of anarchy. That semblance of anarchy is coupled with many of the characteristics of tyranny, under which innocent and law-abiding citizens are punished by the state or suffer gross violations of their rights and liberty at the hands of the state. Francis identified punishment of the non-compliant as the real purpose of the tyranny component.
>>545866422Did you get a tip for this post ?
What is timmy going to do
>>545866593I genuinely hate muslims and clap every time israelis bomb a palirat. Deal w/ it.It's just a fact that islam can't be permitted to exist. Judaism and Christianity are the only functional abrahamic faiths, and only if christianity is purged of mary worship, interceding saints, and jesus statues.
WHATS FOR FKN DIN DINS?
>>545861773Read into it and it makes sense. The signs are for people who dont take part in Halloween. They can put it on their front door or front gate to let trick or treaters know they dont have anything and not to come banging on their door. It makes sense. If I didn't fuck with Halloween at all I wouldn't want a bunch of kids banging on my door all night either.
Might do a couple of lines of curry powder for Diwali.
>>545865673Bullshit spin by GBnews
>>545867912Only news webshite that didn't block the screen with ebegging. Do one
>>545861899At least add the nose ring and the balding
>>545863589Hello mutt
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>loads of whining about fireworks on bonfire night>none on Diwali Interesting.
>>545858402yes he is, rape is nonce.
>>545869370just occupied nation things I suppose
>>545861773>No pegan holidays> But that agreeme->No! >But that would mea->No! Rape would be too tempting >What?
>>545861773These aren't police officers, they're PCSOs, if even that.Mo on the left is just wearing a security guard outfit.His cousin on the right is maybe wearing a PCSO uniform, but it has "AIRPORT" written on it, so, likely also just a security guard. Don't believe everything you read on the internet.
>>545869717Funny how the actual facts are coming from yet another nation with no laws against impersonating officers
>>545861899Waste of ink. Kaffirs already know Muslims don't participate in their satanic Christmas festivals
>>545866657surename?ohhohohohohoshlomo coinblatt, eh?
>>545864417>forrenAnon, please.
>>545861773I wish we lived under sharia law with an only islamic police force.
>>545863150>Finger BlastersMy favorite
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>>545863150Lol random as fuck Joe Dirt joke or Joe Dirtè as my man prefers
>>545865453It's obviously a fucking sign to put in your window, a lot of old people don't like it because they have to keep going to the door as kids knock on all night, just tells the parents taking the kids out to bypass the house.They have just used Muslim police to promote it like they always do in the UK to show that Muslims are also upstanding members of the country...
>>545861773At least I don't suffer in Little Britain.
>>545865673Gbnews really is just clickbait shite isn't it, I had loads of dressed up kids knock on this year from every ethnicity going including Muslim kids dressed up all the same, a house down the road from me owned my a Pakistani family had all decorations outside and were giving sweets out to kids too. This sort of shit is annoying as fuck as it will be something that some old krone super religious paki will have said and then Americans think it's true for the entire country, same as when some scrote will be in their 'hood' and say it's a no white area or some shit
>>545870495Thanks, that makes sense. As usual, the pants-shitting sheeple of /pol/ once again proven to be wrong.
>>545866422Do you believe every single stereotype that you see? I've seen plenty of Muslims that own and walk their dogs, in my old street there was an old Chinese lady that walked her jack Russel every single night, by your estimate she should have eaten it.
>>545861899do you faggots keep astro turfing this shit so the offensive memes don't get spotlighted because you already made a bland faggot pg13 approved for europe memes?Bet the same government entity drew this stupid shit to placate right wingers in a laugh.
>>545868299Yeah because it's got funding coming out the yazoo, they don't want to out you off of your propaganda do they.
>>545863150>zippity do dasounds like something bill cosby would do to his victim
>>545863718>israel wants to burn down israelthat's news to me
>>545866422You have guns and you got invaded by spics, your being made into a 1984 mass surveillance society, you're getting jeeted, somalied, jewed and now you have this too. What good are your guns if you don't have the balls to use them?
>>545870894stereotypes are earned. have you tried not raping your sister so your family won't get called inbred, Ahmed?
>>545863150>those namesPlease tell be this is satire.
>>545870963>off ofSloppy.
>>545871310I'm whiter than you cunto, I ironically only have a 1/4 of my heritage from the eastern European shit hole you call home, my granddad was Yugoslavian
>>545861902The same reason why Jeetas have arms as hairy as 50 yo Turkish men
Shove yer gubbins up me arse
>>5458619022,500 years of arranged marriages means 2,500 years of very little selective pressure on physical attractiveness.
>>545871826It autocorrectted put to out, that's just how we talk in the midlands dude, until you just said I had no idea it was even considered a double preposition and not used by anyone else
>>545872126You'd be dead in a real world operational domain by now. I'd have done you with a Chinese burn. Silent. Rapid. No evidence beyond mild skin irritation.
>>545871850there are still some whites left in Bongistan? your rulers are slacking
>>545861773IMPORT SHITBECOME SHITWHO KNEW ????
>>545861773>also
>>545861773>also2
>>545866357Because you retards gave up your guns
>>545870935>>545861899>>545861773
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>>545871177Disney is fuckedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgdvuhypHMQ
>I genuinely hate muslims and clap every time israelis bomb a palirat. Deal w/ it.>It's just a fact that islam can't be permitted to exist. Judaism and Christianity are the only functional abrahamic faiths, and only if christianity is purged of mary worship, interceding saints, and jesus statues.
>>545865357HAHA holy shitI knew the second he got that extendo out the bobbies were done I'd expect and want two paid police officers to beat the shit out of an assailant in that situation no matter the country or system of governance.
>>545863150>Whisker biscuitsMy dad taught me that one when I was 8 or 9 years old.. all time favorite
>>545861773>super friendly brown ppluntil they reach critical mass & start imprisoning you for rejecting allah—
>>545863424LOOL
>>545861773damn stop posting pics from UK, this is some nightmare fuel, worse than gorelet's just forget that cuckold country exists
>>545870495Have you tried turning off the lights and not putting any decorations up? Also you could easily just make your own 'no candy' signs IF ANY OF YOU COULD STILL WRITE ENGLISH
