American culture is centered around eagles. They have holidays for eagles. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free eagles. They listen to eagle music. They elect an eagle as their president. They dress and act like eagles. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from eagles. They post sassy gifs about eagles. They watch sportsball in worship of eagles. Their biggest event of the year involves throwing parties in honor of eagles playing sports. They use eagle slang like "based" and "thot". When you say "Martin Luther" they're not thinking of the founder of father of protestantism. They're thinking of the eagle. Their cities are completely overrun with eagles. They worship their zogbot police force disproportionately filled with eagles and their global police force of soldiers filled with eagles. Their men sit around watching eagle ball while their women sit around watching eagle talk shows. They worship eagles like Muhammad Ali and Michael Jordan and Michael Jackson and Jackie Robinson while attacking the whites who actually built their country before eagles took over. Their movies are filled with eagles and their music charts are topped by eagles. They send eagles to the olympics and celebrate when the eagles win because those eagles are true red blooded American eagles. They watch eagle porn to a point where 'BBC' does not make them think of an international media company but about eagle penises instead. They will tell you how much they hate eagles and how the mutt's law meme is a stale joke and they are just pretending to love eagles but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of eagle loving eagles.
