>BREAKING: Boss of computer chip-maker Nvidia, the world's second-biggest company, admits to cheating on his wife with 'Chinese spy' - as who-knew-what scandal erupts in Washingtonhttps://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16276521/nvidia-boss-jensen-huang-admits-affair-wife-chinese-spy.html>King leads solemn Remembrance Sunday service at Cenotaphhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqy8l0gyvvv2o>'Time is up': Minister warns media industry to take abuse seriously in wake of Brand casehttps://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckn9r0zd0ynwo
foist
>>545878513
I do find it funny that Africans were flexing their culture so much that it came out Nigerians have a rape festival. Guess you can't say that isn't culture.
>>545878591https://youtu.be/rmQFcVR6vEs
>>545878513Pretty coincidental his little slut affair was with a woman with exactly the same surname.
>>545878513she still has makeup in the right picture. who knows what she looks like in the morning
Found this on twitter
>>545878684it's not cheating if you keep it in the family
>>545878513Alton Towers closes World of David Walliams..
>>545878763Nazis cruising in the woods?
>>545878659ooof, better scarper pronto
>>545878591Do people normally get their job title tattoo'd on them?
>>545878763those woods are teeming with zesty milschwhapebwhören
>>545878763yerbs is immortal
>>545878513at that kind of money you should have mistress but why a chinese spy who doesn't look that good
>>545873149>Why has everyone gone so woke over rape jokes all of a sudden?This is the state of comedy now:https://goyimx.com/shivamLM/status/1643346836323811328(I say "now", but this was 7 years ago. This is how he decided to end his stand-up special.)
>>545879012Given his wealth I did expect better tbf but those spy slags will do anything no matter how filthy
>>545878684Extra kinky in Chinahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Same-surname_marriage
When you shag a chink up the bum and pull out and cum on her face it's called a wonton soup
>>545879398Yea. Good one dickhead.Hurrrrr.
>>545878905the creator of this piece was probably heavy handed in over emphasing the futility of modern trivia obsessed policing with the 'willy inspector' motif
>>545879477And then quickly turn around and fart in her mouth which is called a king pao chicken
A 36 and 73
>>545879064Ahahahahahahaha that was a good one.
>>545879600george likes a spicy chicken
From outer, yank schools have the same "issue"
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026/nov/08/riot-influencer-boxing-event-attended-tommy-robinson-ireland>Two people were arrested at an influencer boxing event that descended into a riot in Ireland after the presence of the far-right activist Tommy Robinson inflamed tensions in the crowd.>Robinson, who was holding a copy of his book The Grooming Gang Cover-Up, told Matthews that “Muslims have been raping our country for 100 years”, and cited false statistics about Muslim men and sexual offences. Many of the racially diverse people at the event took offence at Robinson’s comments.>After Kubba won his fight he climbed out of the ring and jumped on to Robinson, throwing punches.Oh, so he was assaulted? Got it.
>me neck, me back>me neck me back me dick and sack
>>545879733>the same "issue"Niggers?
>>545878728Me love you long time, want massage nvidia man, tell me passcode for happy ending
>>545879733DON'T speculate!
>>545879751>and cited false statistics about Muslim men and sexual offencesGood thing they had a ringside fact-checker on hand, or Tommeh might've left people misinformed
>that's a lie>https://youtu.be/yECo3qSoHxA
blacksky event is actually keycode to activate the gorilla black sleeper agent into piloting an entire wakanda sized datacentre into earth's orbit and take us all back to the dark ages using forbidden black magic. that's why they keep mentioning reparations.
>>545878513How is this news going to make things cost more, because I assume it is.
>>545879520Serves him right for the tracksuit.
>>545879858during the black sky event, with comms and power down a global assault of planes spraying toxic viral agents will occur - just speculating
>>545879751Weird place to plug his book, but even shittier response. This is the state of the world.
just fartedme arse is emitting again
>>545878905could i get a unironic serious answer to the question of are willy inspectors real because i'm sure i remember at school we had a willy inspection
https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-16268241/An-Z-survive-Britain-cyber-attack-maps-you-need-UK-ground-halt-Gen-Z-read-them.html>A generation raised on online maps and GPS could become lost if a major cyber-attack knocked Britain's digital navigation systems offline, experts warned today.>Reliance on satnavs and phone apps such as Google Maps by younger people means many no longer possess traditional wayfinding skills or have a good spatial memory.
>>545880102>zoomies don't know to just follow the sunA lost generation
>>545880102Sounds like we need to bring back national service so youngsters can learn to read a map again.T. some boomer
>>545879947makes sense to me, black sky also rhymes with black plague so flying dark stealth bombers around to kill us to death with plague could work, or the government takes full advantage of the agreement made with WHO
https://youtu.be/TewyfBzDGn0
>>545878513>cheating on his wife with 'Chinese spy'he should have just claimed he was tricked because all chinese look the same to him.
>>545880364They'll be fine, that's just more youth bashing.
>>545878728I know understand why DLSS 5 have face filters
>>545880364>cant do mental aritmetinc, weak af, be lost without their brain meds and troon pills.Do you need planning permission to build an anderson shelter?
Spy in a bag
>>545878728
I'm a deeply frustrated person
business idea a mask a bit like Bane's but it an AI powered voice changer that makes women make little anime lady sex noises when they talk, and you can lock it on their face like
>>545881052
>>545881052Have sex lad. You'll feel better.
Chinese spy, fucks a Chinese spy. Such big news
>>545878513Literal faggot ass psyop to have something else to force the sheep to talk about
>>545878513Can I have some yerrow pussy prease
>>545880102>Britain's digital navigation systemsWhat are those?
>>545878591What happens if you don't own a willy licence?
>>545878763Really smart there Adolph. Let the photographer dress you like a faggot. Real cool.
>>545881121>>545881154I'm a deeply frustrated low iq loser with a superiority complex and I suffer from the dunning kruger effect.When I walk into a room I tend to think I'm the smartest and most strongest person there but when in social situations I'm very quiet and meek.I also tend to fantasise about myself being in heroic situation or where everyone thinks I'm cool and interesting
>>545881281Google maps.
>>545878728His wife looks like a tranny in the OP pic so it's still an upgrade
right, woglads if yous could chill a bit the fireworks now that would be great, trying to watch berserk like ffs
>>545881450Do you sometimes also fantasise about making interesting posts, before fucking it up and posting boring shite?
>The Authority requires a provision of role-players, catering, transportation, accommodation, filming and general logistics to support live trials for research purposes.wtf is happeninghttps://www.find-tender.service.gov.uk/procurement/ocds-h6vhtk-06af3e
>>545881714https://youtu.be/milbW4RDIco
>>545881293they clamp itooof
scran
>>545878882that isn't the version i rememberhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXnl5n5Wmrc
>net migration
>>545881450I'm the opposite, I'm high-IQ with an inferiority complex
>>545881842because chopping it off would require a knoif and those are illegal
imagine getting a slags fanny snot down your japs eye and catching a horrid diseasecouldn’t be me
>>545882120We should be friends
>>545882171exactly - so they send around the vice squad>>545882027I remember when that version was spammed on /wsg/
>>545879751>staged drama book stunt occurs
Can we keep asian s o y maxxing to an absolute minimum please? Every time I have come back today I leave again because there's a few guys gooning over gooks.
Scotland is not a viable political entity
>>545883341What do you want to goon over instead?
It's time to call it a day on the 'Scottish' experiment
UK prime ministers by age when leaving office1. _ Winston Churchill - 70 years2. __ Clement Attlee - 62 years3. _ Harold Macmillan - 66 years4. _______ Alec Douglas-Home - 63 years5. _ Harold Wilson - 64 years6. _ Edward Heath - 65 years7. _ James Callaghan - 66 years8. _ Margaret Thatcher - 73 years9. _ John Major - 64 years10. _ Tony Blair - 57 years11. _ Gordon Brown - 59 years12. _ David Cameron - 49 years13. _ Theresa May - 62 years14. _ Boris Johnson - 57 years15. _ Liz Truss - 47 years16. _ Rishi Sunak - 44 years17. __ Keir Starmer - 62 years18. __ David Lammy - 51 years19. _ Kemi Badenoch - 44 years20. _ Nigel Farage - 60 years21. _ Andy Burnham - incumbent
>>545882218>imagine getting a slags fanny snot down your japs eye and catching a horrid diseaseBusiness idea; making some kind of plastic bag or clingfilm item worn over the willy to protect it from fanny snot.
shit the heating just came on
>>545883341>gooksDon't really get the appeal tbhwy
>>545879751Webm? Or link?
>>545883695a sort of, willy sheath. I like it
>>545878728shes is way better than that old hag he's with now.
>>545883695A beef wellington
>>545879998Homeschooled by your uncle eh?
>>545878591https://files.catbox.moe/1z8s21.mp4
>>545878905Mostly cooks I’ve noticed
>>545883695knobguard ™
bogdan been really quiet todaymust be struggling now he's living on the streets
Please vote Lammy when he stands. It would make me weep with laughter for all 13 months of his incredibly long reign.
>>545878513all these men with power always fall to pussy. pathetic.
>>545880102even the dinghy BAMEs used GPS to trek over here
>>545883678Margaret was loved by everyone around her. To be honest, they are all the same to me. Same facade. Lack of empathy and remorse unless it's for a show.
>>545878728The left pic is AI slop Her lips and face shape are completely different she has higher more defined cheek bones as well They are trying to soften the blow that tech giants will give it all away for a crumb of mid pussy
>>545883971He's only just left his grace and favour £25m pad after being sacked 6 months ago.
>>545878513Didn't the government at one time break up industries so that two companies don't have total control of the entire GPU market?
>>545878513how does this honeypot shit still keep happening? does anybody have a history education on our adversaries and the cold war and communism. It's because we're terrified of being called racist isn't it?
>>545878513At this point I hope China steals everything from Nvidia. I hope she did some secret spy shit from the movies. I hope she infected their company computers and stole designs and blueprints and company secrets. I want China to mass produce as many cpus, as much ram, storage, and gpu's as possible. I want the world market to be flooded with Chinese product and I want everyone who made computers unaffordable for us so they could sell to big ai to lose. I want to see them lose out of spite alone.
>>545878513Maybe we will get cheap chink GPUs nowNuvidia
>>545884549>our adversaries and the cold war and communism>we're terrified of being called racistIt's a Chinaman falling for a Chinawoman spy
Is it foreboding and ominous at all that zognald is still in but starmzy isn't? He was the Trump whisperer, finessing our president out of bringing grief to Britain so many times. You just know ziondon is cooking up something ghastly for you.
>>545884891we all miss the wigger here on brit/pol/
Lads, I've really fucked it up this time. Only went and got a job. Fuck me, it seemed like such a good idea before. Why must we feel like this every time? I hate sitting at home until I have to work, then all I want to do is sit at home. What kind of sick joke is this?
>>545883760>>545883881>knobguard ™>a sort of, willy sheath. I like itGreat minds think alike.
>>545885189sloppy job mossad
Any of you lads live in a deanobox? Are they comfy?
